First Look: Muscular Mark Wahlberg in Michael Bay's "Pain and Gain"

Something tells me that Michael Bay pic will become the new meme of the week around teh' interwebz.

pfff i wont watch anything thats made for only 20 mill

A couple of observations about this:

1. Michael looks like he's showing Mark how Shia held his c*ck and kept his mouth open, during the editing process of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

2. Marky Mark with muscles ? Wow, that's as obvious as Sam Worthington and a sh*tty movie.

3. Marky Mark is PERFECT for a Michael Bay movie ... he proves that Michael doesn't need an actor who is cautious on the scripts he accepts.

4. Wahlberg and Anthony Mackie in the same movie ? What, were Channing Tatum and Ja Rule busy ?

5. Pain and Gain ? Sounds like Ryan Dunn's death and the world's blessing.

Classic observations Max! Well done!

As for this Bay flick, I'm interested. A low budget+Bay+terrible story = grand potential.

You do know that Mark always had muscle right? Please tell me you know that. Please.

^^I'd hope. How else would his bones move?

not gonna lie, id watch this...

But only cuz the rock and Mark are in it

Mink are you doing this sillines

pain and gain.we are getting the pain and bay is getting the gain.

This happened not too far from where I grew up. I remember reading the whole story in the paper. These men were f*cking insane. I mean seriously crazy. The things they did were straight out of a bad action movie. No wonder Bay is doing this.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/626892/michelin-man.jpg

What did you inject yourself with, Mark?

@Avirex, that one is really asking for it..

Michael Bay even looks like an *sshole. I mean, just look at him! Only an *sshole dresses like he works at a gym/sports bar, or like he’s part of some ritzy yacht club. That’s what Bay looks like to me: a rich, aging white guy with delusion of being some "extreme" (as in, 90s extreme sports) action director auteur. I bet he lives off power bars and energy drinks and constantly greets his fellow white guy buddies with obnoxious high-fives.

I cannot stand this motherf*cker. Of course, he wouldn’t bother me so much if he actually made good movies, or even good action scenes. But he doesn’t. Everything in his movies just looks over-edited and expensive, which doesn’t pass for exciting cinema in my book.

I used to have the exact same tracksuit back in the early 80's. Sweet memories...

Douche

ROIDS! and nothing more!

This film will never be more than "Michael Bay's low-budget film". You've written this denomination so many times, it could almost be the tagline. Maybe it actually is...