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Trailer for Asylum's "Battleship" Rip-Off

Posted: March 22nd, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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The Asylum, the company behind such rip-offs as "Transmorphers" and "Snakes on a Train," is back with a rip-off of the upcoming "Battleship" movie. Their version is called "American Battleship" and stars Carl Weathers (Rocky, Predator) and Mario Van Peebles. Check out the trailer, that's full of misspellings, below.

Plot: When a fleet of mysterious ships wage war against the Earth, only the crew of the USS Iowa, the last American battleship, can prevent global Armageddon.

"American Battleship" is directed by Thunder Levin (Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood) and is set to appear stores and VOD on May 15th, only two days before Peter Berg's "Battleship" hits theaters.

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borbrox writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 7:10:57 PM

"When the enemy is 'unkown'"?
"Fire the BIG guns"?
Is that... is that Lindsay Lohan?
And no aliens!
Amazing.

I wanna see this rather than the original, though.
minkowski writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 7:19:53 PM

1. No enemy in the trailer, just some blurry penetrating thing that could be from a porn clip. I take it then that because the enemy is going to be either CGI or stop-motion animated toys, the enemy then must look like sh*t or else it would have appeared in the trailer.

2. Lots and lots and lots of stock footage.

3. Carl Weathers. RIP.

4. This makes the real Battleship look like....look like....well something a hell of a lot better than American Battleship.
Bullit writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 7:51:37 PM

Is this a subliminal message from the US Navy?
Bullit writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 7:52:36 PM

"3. Carl Weathers. RIP."

Indeed.
minkowski writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 8:00:00 PM

"Is this a subliminal message from the US Navy?"

Yep. Here's the music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5cWAzXxLnU
trailertrash writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 8:03:16 PM

Did wonder what happened to Stitch Jones, Mr. Funkadelic!
trailertrash writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 8:29:31 PM

Mink

Back when the Simpsons were funny

Now i thought you were posting this ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
minkowski writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 8:41:40 PM

Now you've done it, trailer. Plastic Man and Jake are probably back to jacking off again. .
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 9:22:19 PM

Carl Weathers alone has me sold on this lol
bandolero999 writes:
on March 22nd, 2012 at 10:54:12 PM

Mario Van Peebles + Apollo Creed=WIN
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on March 23rd, 2012 at 1:24:11 AM

"Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood" now that is a film to have on you resume.

I just know this movie will have a lot better acting in it.
JakeVermont writes:
on March 23rd, 2012 at 11:27:05 AM

Has anyone here ever seen an Asylum movie?

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