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"The Amazing Spider-Man" Motion Poster

Posted: March 16th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Sony Pictures has unveiled a new motion poster for "The Amazing Spider-Man," starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Dennis Leary, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen and Sally Field. Check out the poster below.

Plot: Peter Parker (Garfield) finds a clue that might help him understand why his parents disappeared when he was young. His path puts him on a collision course with Dr. Curt Connors (Ifans), his father's former partner.

"The Amazing Spider-Man" is directed by Marc Webb (500 Days of Summer) and is scheduled to hit conventional and 3D theaters on July 3rd.

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Click here to read more about "The Amazing Spider-Man."

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Ranger writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 3:29:31 AM

Wow. The poster is like... moving.

I've been HYPMOTIZED!
Ranger writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 3:31:05 AM

'Dr. Curt Connors, his father's former partner.'

So Peter's dad was a homo?

Ranger writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 3:32:21 AM

I mean gay?

I mean... PlasticMan?
vaodsi writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 3:36:53 AM

lol ranger.

I'm just not excited for this movie, and the clips haven't helped. I like the talent involved. I just feel like I've seen this before. Cause i have. Three times. Peter parker has some sort of personal crisis, makes a few mistakes, breaks up with mary jane/gwen, villain kidnaps girlfriend, fight, spiderman wins, get's girl, rinse, repeat. Hope this can bring something new to the table, but I think this meal is just a regurgitation. Hope i'm wrong.
Sleuth1989 writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 3:59:28 AM

Say whatever you want about Tobey McGuire...but this new guy looks horrifically similiar to Robert Pattinson down to that ridiculous hairstyle. Does that terrify anyone else but me?! I mean look at this crap:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011017/reg_634.Pattinson.Gardield.tg.011711.jpg

Forget superhero...this is meant to be a horror movie. Twilight takes over New York! NOOOOOOO!!! Raimi please I beg you, start a revolution and end this before it gets out of hand. Who will stand with me to stop this atrocity from happening?! Grab your shotguns fellows and light your torches, I'm declaring war on the teen bitch guys of Hollywood. When you bring that crap into my favorite franchise you're asking for crap to go down!!!
pornfly writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:22:24 AM

That guy creeps me out as well SLEUTH

An Emma Stone motion poster of her on the toilet will get my sphincter senses a tingling and my web a slingin
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:29:52 AM

lol
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:31:12 AM

We can all guess what will be shooting out in the porn parody poster ....
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:38:22 AM

That being case Plastic Man will spend his days opened mouthed like a fish waiting for his c*m prize
pornfly writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:52:21 AM

I liked watchin the tv show
I miss when Scifi channel used to have those old superhero shows
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:21:59 AM

Not bad.
JakeVermont writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 8:04:47 AM

@Sleuth:
Garfield is one of the biggest douchebags ever, put him in a room with LaBouf, Pattinson and Justin Bieber and let some hungy lions in there!!
pornfly writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 9:50:02 AM

horny lions first
Ranger writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 11:10:18 AM

Horny lions with AIDS.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 11:56:09 AM

thee motion posters are so f*cking stupid, they just move back and forth. lame.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 12:31:05 PM

Here's how ranger's gonna visualize the above poster:
Instead of spider man , it is his dad and instead of the wrist, it's his dad's d*ck.
Don't change anything else and it is hannukah for the pansy ranger.He also moves his mouth accordingly.
vincere01 writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 12:44:48 PM

This poster looks horrible. What happened to studios hiring quality artists to make original posters??? Rag all you want on george lucas but that man does it right when it comes to posters. No matter how sh*tty the movie he always makes an effort to petition the creation of top notch posters for everything he is attached to. Indy, star wars, even that tuskege movie had a good poster. This just seems like technogly overkill
Ranger writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 1:06:39 PM

@Jake - you're spot on. Love daddy's d*ck! Thick, hot, meaty... wet! Mmmm...

But I draw the line at the Jew comment. You sir have crossed the line!
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 1:44:15 PM

Yeah, I insulted a faggot like you with that jewish comment.
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 1:50:55 PM

Back under the bridge with you, Jake.

As for the poster, bah humbug. This is just the beginning. Wait till they have screens no thicker than paper, featuring true HD. It'll make your top-end HDTV LED TV look like my grandmother's 19-inch vacuum tube Zenith television set, circa 1978.

Ah, the future. Unfortunately, there will still be no cure for trolls. Or HIV. But I repeat myself.
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 1:51:37 PM

"Yeah, I insulted a faggot like you with that jewish comment."

Ah. You hate gays and Jews. You're voting for Mitt Romney, I see.
Ranger writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 1:52:38 PM

lololol.
nawtnt writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 2:12:01 PM

Not that great but a good poster.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 3:42:20 PM

Jake get your mouth back on PlasticGoof's d*ck, before he c*m's on here looking for you.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:15:24 PM

"Ah. You hate gays and Jews. You're voting for Mitt Romney, I see. "

And you're still championing Sarah Palin's d*ck?
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:18:23 PM

Seriously, what straight guy would use a pic of ricky martin as his display pic?
That's right, a homo with no life:minkwearincowski

Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:21:30 PM

Fagchad's profile:
hobbies:f*cking hookers
Don't talk about your mom like that. She might enjoy a little double team from the hobos on the streets, but she's got enough class to eschew your advances.
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:28:47 PM

What guy uses a chicks ass and a motor bike as an avatar, It screams of like me like like me.

But i'm afraid you come across like anobnoxious little c*nt, Now f*ck off will ya
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:33:09 PM

"And you're still championing Sarah Palin's d*ck?"

I might once it's surgically removed from your ass, Jake.

"Seriously, what straight guy would use a pic of ricky martin as his display pic?"

I'll take that as a compliment, Jake. Before Ricky went gay, he had the women in heat.

On the other hand, you have an image of Barbie getting ready to ride a Hot Wheels. You're 23. Still in college. Still working on a bachelors in 'mechanical engineering'.

Just drop out already, loser.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:40:38 PM

Mom jokes? Is that the best you got little c*nty?
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:42:03 PM

Mom, Thats all he knows mate ......
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:55:59 PM

God, see this is what I am talking about. Trolls. Who they are, what they are, they're ALWAYS some defective heap of sh*t looking to cause problems because they're not worth a damn.

And to prove this to you, here's Jake_awesomeness. Seriously. This is him.

http://www.myspace.com/hardcorex9/photos/54119311

Just says awesome, right? I mean, the emaciated look and the acne really get the girls wet, I bet.

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/53a95b06beca40c0b370d77d28a296ec/l.jpg

And here he is with his Hawaii tramp stamp, but because he's a dumb ass, he put it in the wrong place. Idiot.

Here he is throwing gang signs. This particularly gesture means, I believe, "please f*ck me in my pimpled ass".

Here Jake is getting ready for a gay porn close-up

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/97/2cda52800be7475b810035057efc4cd5/l.jpg

Nothing says I'm ready to blow a man like that image, right?

More amazing gayness, from Mr Awesome himself, this time sporting some really ripped abs:

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/96/8ae16a4ec7ae489baec0fe0856a63867/l.jpg

And this one is titled "San Fran Wedding"

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/6/cbe7d5811dbc47719a88fafefab677d4/l.jpg

Now, people will say I'm 'bullying' him. but that's absurd. He posted these images on the internet, and he chooses to come here making himself a target. Maybe I'm cruel, but I don't think so, because no one asked this peach fuzzed fool to troll WP.
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 4:57:43 PM

Missing images:

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/fdc73163e6fe4e548c60710a7544628f/l.jpg

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/26/b28ab8414b6e4cfea021ed105999bef9/l.jpg
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:00:51 PM

Here he is wooing his partner:

http://www.myspace.com/video/jake-awesomeness/suitcases-and-travel-bags/102958576
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:04:59 PM

I'm in fits here Mink ....

Nice work my friend
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:07:12 PM

Here he is wooing his partner:

20 views in 2 years .......... That's just special
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:12:26 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen ....

Please put your hands down your throat ....

Here we have the self proclaimed Jake_Awesomeness !!
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:18:08 PM

lol, thanks, tt.

Yep, Jake is such a stud he spends his time insulting girls over at IMDb. Found a thread where some really cute chick asks others about her looks, and Jake responds that she's 'ugly'.

Yep. Huge hit with the ladies. Which is why he's here trolling.
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:20:59 PM

Yeah he's a real keeper thats for sure ..

He will make some thai ladyboy very happy one day
trailertrash writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:26:51 PM

Now, people will say I'm 'bullying' him ...

After seeing those pics people will say he deserves it ..
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:33:14 PM

lol, so I can't tell you how I know this, but it looks like he got banned from IMDb, and then he started posted over here right thereafter!
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:33:35 PM

"After seeing those pics people will say he deserves it .."

lol!
pornfly writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:37:34 PM

Nice research MINK
I got burned just readin that
minkowski writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:41:22 PM

posting...

@pornfly: I got burned, too. Damned pictures gave my eyeballs a bleeding rash.
DrugDealingMonkey writes:
on March 16th, 2012 at 5:47:36 PM

I will be the bitch to say that the poster isn't bad at all, indeed quite "Cool". I highly doubt that the haters in here could make a poster half as good as this as if they we hired to make the poster. Toby did a good job, but now days darker superhero movies get more audience ever since The Dark Knight came out. I am very happy with this movie, cut out the trolling, reboots are reboots.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:42:30 AM

Priceless guys... f'ing priceless. Nice work Mink... still laughing my ass off over his MySpace pics.

I guess we know the chick's ass and motorbike is compensating for his gay tendencies (no offense to any gay folk on here... so, here you go, take Jake off his own hand).

'Jake get your mouth back on PlasticGoof's d*ck, before he c*m's on here looking for you.' --- I almost snorted my drinking water out my nose when I read that.

So Jake... is it OK if we call you something that indicates you offend straight AND gay people?

I think... I'll just call you 'Pizza Face!'

Question: do you use your acne puss to lube your vag. when you're fingerin' yourself, you pencil-necked, pathetically little, internet troll?
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:45:05 AM

Jake? JAKE?! Did you go and do a 'Carradine' to resolve your chicken-sh*t anger issues?

Internet Troll... right up there with my morning sh*t I flush.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:51:12 AM

And the ONLY think 'hardcore' about you Jake is your c*m breath, you anger, your little pencil-neck, your need to c*m out of the closet, and your pizza face. Ugh!
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:14:53 AM

"You're 23. Still in college. Still working on a bachelors in 'mechanical engineering'.
"

Lol, dipsh*t, I'm 22 and I already graduated last year. I made that bio in 2010 and haven't changed it since. I'm currently in the process of applying to Columbia University(Ivy League) for grad school(MBA). You wouldn't know what an Ivy League is, right? Ofcourse, someone who has a c*mulative total of 14,302 comments(increased a whopping 100 comments from the last time I posted, nice!) and averages close to 750 comments a month on a forum definitely is a loser. I bet you're just a high school dropout and you were thrown out of your parents basement after they figured out that you're an insufferable source of misfortune to them.
My point is further proven by your other posts where you have posted a myriad of links of some other guy's myspace(yeah coz according to losers like you myspace and facebook are soooo coooool)pics and made up some hypothetical stories in a bid to please yourself.
Get over it. You're just a loser, a deplorable fool with nothing but an internet connection to live your life. Don't deactivate your account, who knows you might just jump in front of a speeding bus since there's nothing else to live for in your meaningless, lamentable life.
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:47:28 AM

Oh come on Jake don't be like that, Gives us a tune ...

You're really ((snigers)) good

Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:10:27 AM

Oh, pizza face Jake is angry... sniffle...

Jake, you're a whiny bitch. Tough on the other side of a computer screen. The only thing more pathetic is your uptight, loser mom should have swallowed.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:40:57 AM

Lol, dipsh*t, I'm 22 *** Mink is a dipsh*t for getting your age wrong by ONE year? How about you're not important enough for anyone to give a rat's ass to do the math? ***

and I already graduated last year. *** good for you, I've had a lot of graduates work for me, now... those student loans are back up, or did daddy foot the bill at your whoring mother's urging? *****

I made that bio in 2010 *** don't care *** and haven't changed it since *** Zzzzz... ***

I'm currently in the process of applying to Columbia University(Ivy League) for grad school(MBA) *** nice. I retired before 40. So you have a full 18 years to try to catch up (and fail). You'll be cutting my lawn in no time, douchie, or flipping burgers, using your zit puss as special sauce! *** You wouldn't know what an Ivy League is *** Googling that right now. Oh, it's for wannabe college internet trolls, full of anger, living off their parents, thinking they have the world by the balls, yet really knowing deep down they're not worth a bullet to list within their in-secure, reply after having their ass handed to them to make others believe they have a life outside of draining puss from their face ***

Ofcourse *** no spell-check on your Commodore 64 their Mr. Big Time? *** , someone who has a c*mulative total of 14,302 comments(increased a whopping 100 comments from the last time I posted, nice!) and averages close to 750 comments a month on a forum definitely is a loser *** I wouldn't judge the world on your standards boy... you don't have any, and as for keeping track of Mink's stats... YOU GO GURL! That's probably more homework than you did through your entire 5 years in high school! ***

I bet *** what do you have to bet Pizza Face... your zit puss? *** you're just a high school dropout **** how do you know? *** and you were thrown out of your parents basement after they figured out that you're an insufferable source of misfortune to them *** talking from experience Puss Face? ***

My point is further proven *** 'proven' - maybe you should look up that word f*cky. You've 'proven' sh*t... you just sound scared and angry, setting up for that failure that is your very existence. *** by your other posts where you have posted *** 'by your other posts where you have posted'? LOL! That kind of grammar will see your zits popping at the crotch of your 'Ive League Sponsor' and your blow him because... well, you just like to do that, eh, Rumproaster? *** a myriad of links of some other guy's *** NO, you're the 'other guy' you're just too f*cking embarassed to cough up (c*m) the truth... lol. *** myspace(yeah coz *** 'coz'... really? Idiot. *** according to losers like you myspace and facebook are soooo coooool)pics and made up some hypothetical stories in a bid to please yourself.
Get over it. You're just a loser *** ok Jake, whatever you say, big man (lol) *** , a deplorable fool with nothing but an internet connection to live your life *** really, banned from IMDB? LOL! So, talking from experience Jake? *** Don't deactivate your account *** pretty sure Mink won't, so thx. for a failed attempt at reverse psychology... you're a drooling, trolling, LOSER! *** , who knows you might just jump in front of a speeding bus *** show us how it's done Pizza Face! *** since there's nothing else to live for in your meaningless, lamentable life *** Again, Jake talks from experience, angry little boy ***

Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:50:24 AM

And what kind of a f*cking sh*t hole do you live in boy?!

http://www.myspace.com/video/jake-awesomeness/suitcases-and-travel-bags/102958576

LOL! Curtains by Welfare (I know, I know, you'll say this is some youth hostel you stayed at during your world + backpack tour to learn all your wisdom... whatever).

Pawn the computer, get some Proactive, eat a meal, and maybe one day you'll kiss a girl, you f*cking loser.

trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 5:00:30 AM

Ranger

Lovin the rant my friend

Every day i bet Jakes daddy wished he'd pulled his c*ck out of his mom and blew his load in her face (which she loves BTW) instead
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 5:37:33 AM

Status: Single ... What A Shock

Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends ...How's that working out for ya, Badly no doubt

Hometown: K-town (kilauea) in a basement

Orientation: Straight ... LOL yeah M'kay

Body type: 179cm / Body builder .. You have to have a body to build don't you ??

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian / spotty /

Zodiac Sign: Aries SFW

Children: Someday ...... To f*ck ??

Education: High school....... Drop out

Occupation: Stoneroligy ...... c*m bucket isn't as cool right , you are what you are dont be embarrassed, how about musician (heehee)

Income: 250,000 and Higher LMFAO You f*cking wish you earn what ever your daddy gives you, You f*cking bull sh*ter
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 12:40:25 PM

lol!
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 12:40:37 PM

lol... seriously he lists 'body builder'?!?!

A legend in his own mind.

I always love hearing the brags from these 20-somethings that do date have done nothing more than leech off daddy's wallet, and pass judgement and troll because they have nothing to contribute, because he's so insecure about failing in life he's a c*nt on the Internet.

Body-builder... LOLOLOLOL!!! That and a pathetic monotone, dispassionate video on MySpace.

Way to go Jake. You go gurl!
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 1:14:17 PM

The most 'awesomeness' thing about Jake is his ability to bullsh*t himself that he's lived enough, or accomplished enough (aside from internet troll, and pathetic internet videos) to think he is... 'awesome.'

I guess that's what idiot, indulged kids call themselves these days when they have nothing to back it up.

minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 1:37:15 PM

lol, Ranger.

I like how Jake claims he's working on a mech engineering degree, but then claims he's now working on a masters of business administration. LOL! Who does that? Really? Like you're going to give up a degree in mech eng to manage a McDonalds franchise? f*ck. Kid couldn't handle the f*cking math. They probably asked him to add two and two and got five (fingers up his ass).

Oh, and Jake, Mr. Awesome, I've been posting here from August 2008 to March 2012. That's 44 months. I have 14307 comments over those 44 months. 14307/44= 345. That's an AVERAGE of 345 posts per month, not 750.

Here's what you said:

"and averages close to 750 comments a month on a forum definitely is a loser."

No, Einstein, I have posted 748 times over the previous month, but that's NOT an average.

But I guess I can see why you dropped your mech-eng degree for something more appropriate to your talents, like dispensing change into the front counter's cash drawer at Denny's, although fellating old men for candy bars and soda pop might be more appropriate.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 1:45:11 PM

Arbitrarily choosing some namesake's profile, then deludively treat it like a vercaious account and then continue to deride the info with such passion, wow. I guess posting tens of thousands of meaningless posts have finally made the fags over here crazy. But then there isn't anything else to do, right?
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 1:55:50 PM

Does Columbia just let any old poor speller into their hallowed halls these days, Jake? I mean, I know you'll say I'm just nitpicking, but I mean, if you're too godddamend lazy to spell deludedly and veraciously correctly, with the easy abundance of both spell-checkers and Google, then how might anyone ever expect you to actually perform competently within their business?

I leave you, Jake, with a movie quote, regarding your current predicament:

"You call it what you want! You're down there, we're up here! You walked into the wrong goddamn room, Commander!"
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 1:56:33 PM

"
I like how Jake claims he's working on a mech engineering degree, but then claims he's now working on a masters of business administration."

It's called diversifying one's educational background. I know that a degenerate high school dropout like yourself wouldn't even know what that means. Or its importance in the business world. Amalgamating your technical prowess with inveterate entrepreneurship skills is a great combo. The only combo you know is two d*cks simultaneously shoved up your ass.

"I've been posting here from August 2008 to March 2012. That's 44 months. I have 14307 comments over those 44 months. 14307/44= 345. That's an AVERAGE of 345 posts per month, not 750.'
Finally used that "number thingy machine" your mommy gave you, homo? She probably thought that will take your mind off perpetually drooling and jacking off to pics of ricky martininini? I see that hasn't worked. Shame, she would have made a great hooker.

"like dispensing change into the front counter's cash "
I can see that your painfully repressed, subconscious mind is finally divulging some info on how you pay your internet bills. What next ? You're gonna tell us what you enjoy doing when not spending your entire day posting on WP?

"fellating old men for candy bars and soda pop"
DOH.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:01:54 PM

"if you're too godddamend lazy to spell deludedly and veraciously correctly, with the easy abundance of both spell-checkers and Google"
The space for typing your comments is very small and clumsily scrolls up(like your mom's a-hole). It's just a friggin typo, homo. I don't even read it for errors/typos before posting. So there's that.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:06:11 PM

I like how Jake is now using 'big words' in a desperate to recoup his lost reputation, which was already around nil, words he can neither use correctly nor even spell right.

But hey, big boy, if you need to turn the fact you don't understand averages into a homosexual retort, well good for you Jakey, good for you.

"It's called diversifying one's educational background. I know that a degenerate high school dropout like yourself wouldn't even know what that means. Or its importance in the business world. Amalgamating your technical prowess with inveterate entrepreneurship skills is a great combo. The only combo you know is two d*cks simultaneously shoved up your ass."

In other words, like I originally said, you couldn't handle mech eng so you crawled off to something far, far easier: an MBA, because let's face it, there's hardly any education in an MBA, because they just teach you to regurgitate corporate finance mantra.

But hey, America can always use another MBA, right? I mean, the ten million we have already, they're not enough. Corporations can always use another unimaginative, uncreative, unintelligent drone lackey pushing third grade arithmetic, right?
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:08:48 PM

"The space for typing your comments is very small and clumsily scrolls up(like your mom's a-hole). It's just a friggin typo, homo. I don't even read it for errors/typos before posting. So there's that."

Jake to English translation: it's important I defend my gay, juvenile moniker on a nothing movie website, but I'm too damned dumb and lazy to check for errors before I post, even though I've already self-proclaimed my superiority by pursuing the equivalent of a Creative Writing course for wanna-be day-traders.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:20:23 PM

"if your(typo,lol) need to turn the fact you don't understand averages into a homosexual retort,"
"it's important I defend my gay, juvenile moniker on a nothing movie website,"
Oooh the irony, lol.

Also, I don't consider these big words. I've been debating and participating in group discussions all through my high school and college years. These aren't big words for me. It probably is to you considering your middle school education.
I also find it funny how you missed most of my posts and just answered to the one where I called you a homo. Like I said, repressed memories trying to subvert your fallacy. Ha, those are big words, right? Gayboy? Go to Thailand and pleasure those pansy men, asswipe.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:28:11 PM

Jake to call your stupid would be an insult to all the stupid people out there like your homo lover Plastic Dildo.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:29:25 PM

Do us a favor and get off the site and go hang yourself please.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:32:41 PM

"Oooh the irony, lol."

Jake doesn't understand the definition of the word irony, either. As always, his inner city public 'education' has failed him once again.

"Also, I don't consider these big words. I've been debating and participating in group discussions all through my high school and college years. These aren't big words for me. It probably is to you considering your middle school education"

So have most kids, because it would be an odd thing to go through eight years of education without 'debating' or 'discussing' anything, right, Jakey?

"I also find it funny how you missed most of my posts and just answered to the one where I called you a homo."

Of course I did, you ignorant f*ck. It's the one part where you ignore your ignorance and instead try to desperately put me on the defensive by calling me gay. Clever. And yet you still don't understand averages. Sad.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:34:26 PM

"Do us a favor and get off the site and go hang yourself please."

He's too stupid. He might have to spell 'knot' along the way or calculate rope length, all of which is just too complicated for our star pupil.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:44:24 PM

Don't forget he would have to get the dictionary out and look up all these fancy words to appear so smart as he did it.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:45:01 PM

"I also find it funny how you missed most of my posts"

I also step over 'most' of the dog sh*t I see in the road. What's your point, IKEA boy?
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:46:42 PM

"Don't forget he would have to get the dictionary out and look up all these fancy words to appear so smart as he did it."

And yet he hasn't looked up 'loser', 'c*cksucker' or 'sh*t-eater', because if he did, he would know he's too damned ugly for Myspace.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 2:57:00 PM

He would get the meaning backwards. Just like he thought awesomeness really meant pusscake, he would think loser meant winner.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:04:07 PM

Maybe he's Bizarro, BadChad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwycou9trY
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:05:19 PM

"Jake doesn't understand the definition of the word irony, either."
Ok, let's see:
"But hey, big boy, if you(r) need to turn the fact you don't understand averages into a homosexual retort, well good for you Jakey, good for you."
You rebuke me for calling you a homo(Even though it's unequivocally true and your mind is doing a good job of repressing it).
Then:
"Jake to English translation: it's important I defend my gay, juvenile moniker on a nothing movie website'
Oooo, now you're calling someone else gay.
I made it simple for you while bearing in mind your ineptitude in grasping simple sentences. That's irony, homo. Friggin irony. Say it, like you call your daddy's name while he probes your rectum.
"
So have most kids, because it would be an odd thing to go through eight years of education without 'debating' or 'discussing' anything, right, Jakey? "
Then I guess most kids are smart, right? How's that invalidating my perfect diction anyway? Dumbass.
"'loser', 'c*cksucker' or 'sh*t-eater',"
Nicknames given to you by bullies, right? Only if you could show them how successful you have become in your life, with a WP account and over 14,000 posts.......uh-oh, my bad.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:11:56 PM

Im sorry Jake was there any meaning to the pointless rambling you just posted? That was just way too advanced for us WP simpletons to comprehend.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:13:35 PM

Poor Jake, he doesn't understand context. Poor kid. No wonder he sucks at math and spelling, but hey, Columbia's taking him.

I bet Jake's black, probably got into Columbia on affirmative action.

Anyway, context. You refused to answer my very specific charge of you not understanding averages by insinuating I'm gay, which is quite different from me insinuating you're gay in response to some other insult, right? I mean, in none of my retorts was I evading a charge or claim, right? Right?

Yep. Context. I'm sure its somewhere in the dictionary with deludely, veracious and irony.

minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:15:08 PM

"I bet Jake's black, probably got into Columbia on affirmative action."

And by black, I mean the black d*ck up his skinny white ass probably got him in. He told the college he's ten percent black, and with the massive black c*ck up his ass and his Skeletor physique, that was an understatement.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:17:07 PM

"Say it, like you call your daddy's name while he probes your rectum."

Ok you can stop jacking off to the imagery, Jake. It's disgusting enough to know what you look like, but to think you're jacking off to me getting f*cked by my dad, well damn it man, that's just totally f*cking revolting.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:18:26 PM

And Jake, if I were gay I would like to think I could do better than you, so you can end your wishful thinking, ok, bud?
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:18:54 PM

@jake - you're the only one blind to the fact that instead of admitting you can't do SIMPLE math, that mink (the 'dropout' he is) used a number thingy to correct yours? Clearly you're that far out of touch to seeing the important issue(s) at hand in any given situation, because you talk too much and listen and learn not.

And you can't spell. You're a simpleton in a complicated world.

Keep talking from your place of no accomplishments and fear. Every post you show more of what an idiot your loser parents bred.

You're a waste of air. And enjoy the view of the loser that is you every time you look into the mirror to drain another zit, pizza faced boy.

Know it. Breathe it. Live it.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:20:24 PM

Why not post another lame, talentless video on MySpace singing your woes of getting your ass handed to you on here, and thoughts of going full Carridine.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:21:08 PM

"Then I guess most kids are smart, right?"

Smarter than you, Jake, because even ten year old children know how to divide one number by another.

"How's that invalidating my perfect diction anyway?"

I don't think any of us care if you're circ*mcised or not, Jake. Save that for your lonely 'Men For Men' Craigslist ads.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:24:27 PM

Jake has a problem with how many posts some have made on here (by his 'standards'). I have a problem with a pencil-neck, little c*nt that attaches the name 'awesomeness' to his profile for a guy that spends HIS time putting up lame videos on MySpace that clearly show the world how much he longs for his face to clear up, and wanting a d*ck in his mouth.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:29:41 PM

"by insinuating I'm gay,"
I never insinuated that you're gay. I CALLED you gay. There's difference between insinuating and explicitly calling someone gay. Oh wait, you just wanted to use the word "insinuated". Big word, eh lil buddy? Nice.

"I bet Jake's black"
I am quite sure that you like black men. You sort of wish that Ricky martinini was black right?

"Anyway, context. You refused to answer my very specific charge of you not understanding averages by insinuating I'm gay, which is quite different from me insinuating you're gay in response to some other insult, right? I mean, in none of my retorts was I evading a charge or claim, right? Right?"
I never evaded anything. How am I supposed to know when you started posting here? I just saw the sad info of you posting more than 700 posts this month(what's the matter? There aren't many black ricky martinini lookaliles to satiate that homo mind?) and posted the "stats". Speaking of being elusive with answers, tell me this. More than 14,300 posts. That's right, people, you're reading this correctly. More than 14,300 posts on one friggin website. That means: no active social life, no decent job. No money(unless you have a rich family.Highly unlikely coz even if you did, they would ostracize you for being a pansy), no boyfriend, nothing. You just have a friggin internet connection with the lowest speed from verizon and the rest is used for endless debauchery with black men. You're a loser, faggot. Accept that fact and f*ck off.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:29:45 PM

lol, Ranger.

You'd think with a pencil neck and an eraser skull he could wipe off those zits easily.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:32:36 PM

"I never insinuated that you're gay. I CALLED you gay. There's difference between insinuating and explicitly calling someone gay. Oh wait, you just wanted to use the word "insinuated". Big word, eh lil buddy? Nice."

Actually, you called me a 'homo', so because 'homo' could just mean you're calling me a Homo Sapien, rather than the Neanderthal you hear, instead of 'homosexual', I had to infer that you're calling me gay because you're too goddamned lazy and stupid to use the correct word 'homosexual', which is far more clear, unlike your skin.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:33:29 PM

lol...

I'm just honored he's taking time away from his 'body building' to troll here on WP.

Body building. f*ck. The only thing that chicken necked little f*cker has lifted was his tiny d*ck.

Hey Jake... go 'body build' and go practice your simple math. You barely living example of a failed educational system (although, in your case YOU actually failed the system).

Go make another video for MySpace, troll. You're the sh*t people scrap off their shoes after walking through the crap that are your postings.

Seriously... go in public and mouth-off someone like you do here. Your 'body building' will protect you... pencil neck.

lol.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:36:47 PM

"I am quite sure that you like black men."

I'd like to think that I like all people equally, except you, because you're not people, you're somewhere between a c*ckroach and that white stuff that acc*mulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.

"You sort of wish that Ricky martinini was black right?"

You mean Rick *Martin*, because I'm not aware of anyone named Ricky Martinini, or is that supposed to be some new gay drink or something? A c*ck-(in your)-tale for hipster homosexuals (see how I did that, no ambiguity at all)?

Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:40:56 PM

Really Jake, there is no dignity for you to salvage here.

Go f*ck your hand again (using your zit puss for lube).
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:47:27 PM

Ricky Martinini, Jake tells me is the toilet rim licker at the Blue Oyster Men's Club, and Jake is his little pencil-necked bitch and apprentice toilet rim licker.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:47:31 PM

Body building. lol. He curls all right. Into a fetal position while he gets tag-teamed topped.

The only push ups he's eve done was grabbing the ceiling fan to pull himself off some floor-anchored dildo.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:49:21 PM

Lol, I find it so friggin hilarious that he's still refusing to reply to this portion of my comment that I've re-iterated in many subsequent posts:
"Speaking of being elusive with answers, tell me this. More than 14,300 posts. That's right, people, you're reading this correctly. More than 14,300 posts on one friggin website. That means: no active social life, no decent job. No money(unless you have a rich family.Highly unlikely coz even if you did, they would ostracize you for being a pansy), no boyfriend, nothing. You just have a friggin internet connection with the lowest speed from verizon and the rest is used for endless debauchery with black men. You're a loser, faggot. Accept that fact and f*ck off.
"
I've clearly stated the stats. I've also made a near perfect inference of how sad his life is. But mr gay, ricky martininin loving minkwearingcowski will still not give an answer as to why his life sucks so bad, why he's such a failure in everything and the absolute fact that he's a loser.
"I'd like to think that I like all people equally, "
Wow, what a diplomatic answer! Still evading his love for black c*cks which he accidentally divulged.

"Actually, you called me a 'homo', so because 'homo' could just mean you're calling me a Homo Sapien"
(excerpt from a previous post):
"But hey, big boy, if you(r) need to turn the fact you don't understand averages into a homosexual retort,"
There there, minkwearingcowski, you clearly understood that I called you gay. So, go back to jacking off to ricky martinini.
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:53:46 PM

14,300 posts hey welldone Mink !!

Wow thats just great Jake

A post for everyone one of you're pits then
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:55:56 PM

Still evading his love for black c*cks

The way you hit those high notes i would say it's you that loves the black c*ck maybe a little too much, yes ??
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:56:18 PM

@Jake - you think Mink actually owes you answers?! LOL! Look, Mr. Insignificant Fly sh*t... f*ck off. You're not that important.

And how do you derive mink has no life based on his # of posts? How? Seriously... how?

We've seen you. You ARE a loser. You can't spell, or do simple math, 'coz' you're stupid. Just that... stupid, and lazy 'coz' EVERY post you make only sees you treading water. You're going no where (as in the real world, clearly... unless you sing us another song proving otherwise, j*zz-guzzler).
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:57:03 PM

'A post for every one one of your pits then'

LOL!
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:57:07 PM

Go f*ck your hand again (using your zit puss for lube). LOL !!

It's Lurk lube ....
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 3:58:18 PM

Who the hell is Rick Martinini? Anyone know? Must be some Ricky Martin look alike who apparently f*cked Jake and his mother last New Years at the motel behind Stuckeys.

And yeah, Jake, I've posted on here some 14k times. And? You've posted 166 times, all of which have been love-hate postings for Ranger.

I mean, I'm usually fighting trolls like you or discussing movies, instead you're trying to get Ranger to notice you the way little girls try to get boys to notice them.

Next you'll say you don't like Ranger because he has cooties, but we all know you crave his c*ck in your ass, and you think you can call me gay to hide the fact that you're obsessed with him and his d*ck.

Well, buddy, it isn't working.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:00:35 PM

"And how do you derive mink has no life based on his # of posts? How? Seriously... how?"

I think the important thing here is that he comes to WP for attention, doesn't receive it and then gets mad and takes it on you, whereas I and you and others do our thing, a thousand posts or not, but we still don't spend much time on the what the other guy does.

Jake OTOH spends ALL his time, and by time I mean ass hole, on other guys.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:00:36 PM

Even at 14,000+ posts, Mr. 'Awesomeless' I can guarantee you that mink's percentage of posts that are contributing and on-topic are more valued on this site, and by those that moderate this site, then your trolling. I'd bet your pencil-necked life on it.

Really... attacking the top posters on here because you're too f*cking lazy and stupid.

If you had a brain above your non-existent arrogance, you'd be simply too embarrassed to leave your hideous welfare room from which you record talentless, passionless videos.
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:01:03 PM

Who the hell is Rick Martinini? Anyone know? Must be some Ricky Martin look alike who apparently f*cked Jake and his mother last New Years at the motel behind Stuckeys

Thats it, But Jake calls him brother, or is it Bro, cause thats how he rolls on and off his d*ck
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:01:33 PM

Hey guys, check this out. I was finally able to hack minkowski's facebook account. Here's his picture:
http://www.malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/Ricky-Martin-and-ex-boyfriend-Andre-Santos-in-1996-01.jpg

Check in the link how it states wp-content? It's because his wp account links to his facebook account.Yeah, that is wp's beloved pansy: minkowski!
His name's gayndre, sorry, andre santos.
Also, now I friggin get it why uses ricky martininnini's pic as his default pic! He used to be ricky martinoinini's ex boyfriend! The lil devil is still proclaiming his (unrequited) love for mr martininin!!!!!
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:02:04 PM

I knew Jake liked me the second he punched me in the shoulder and ran off giggling during recess.
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:02:51 PM

Think he's squeezing out some more lube ...
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:03:36 PM

Wow Jake. You posted a picture of Ricky Martin with his boyfriend.

I don't think your parents could be more proud of the weight of disappointment you've put onto their shoulders.

What a loser.
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:04:14 PM

I wouldn't check out any link you put up Jake, Who knows where you f*ckin go on the web
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:05:16 PM

Unfortunately he c*ms here.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:06:18 PM

Hey Jake, how many blackheads do your add to your puss lube when you c*m on here to banter with me, eh Mr. Ruff?
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:06:59 PM

"Who knows where you go f*ckin on the web"

FTFY.

And we know I all right, trailer


(HINT: http://www.gay.com)

trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:08:02 PM

so many blackheads his pals ( people that piss on him i mean) call him Tyson
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:10:36 PM

"Check in the link how it states wp-content? It's because his wp account links to his facebook account."

Jake, I know you're trying painfully to make some sort of joke, but wp-content doesn't stand for Worst Previews, it stands for WordPress.

And if I have my Facebook account linked to my WP profile, then it should be a trifling matter to check that fact, right?

If you're going to throw mud, at least know how to aim, you Navy bar-room bookend.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:12:25 PM

Hey, minkowski. You sly faggot!
Your picture finally made it to WP! Congrats, man!
Let's see that pic again:
http://www.malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/Ricky-Martin-and-ex-boyfriend-Andre-Santos-in-1996-01.jpg
Minkowski and his lover, ricky martini!!! Too bad he dumped you. Is it the reason why you've been posting here incessantly? With a diplay pic of him no less? Is this the way you're trying to cope with his rejection? Look at the bright side. Now you mostly love black c*cks! So, goodbye to ricky martini, eh? No? You'll still keep his pic?
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:13:06 PM

Mink haha i bet he posts his love songs on there too

Trying to woo some c*ck ...
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:13:20 PM

Tyson Chicken's corporate slogan is "Have you had your Tyson today?", but stupid Jake confused turkey with chicken and thought people 'stuffed' the latter not the former.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:13:23 PM

Jake can't do simple math or spell.

He posts a picture of Ricky Martin saying it's mink.

Then he says mink's WP account is linked to FB (which it's not).

Jake takes the easy way out all the time because:

1. He's lazy.

2. He's stupid.


minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:14:39 PM

Jake, no one cares what pictures you use for your clitoral dysfunction.
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:15:10 PM

He's a c*nt
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:16:24 PM

"Trying to woo some c*ck ..."

Because Ranger rejected him. I hope Jake doesn't start writing poetry and cutting on his wrists.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:16:53 PM

Clearly Jake, your surrogate family here on WP has given you more attention than your loser parents have. Glad to have you hear. Your simplicity and stupidity is entertaining.

I like to watch an ant like you crawl.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:17:41 PM

@mink - or producing more love videos directed my way on his MySpace account!
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:17:44 PM

Roses are read
violets are blue
I want Ranger to f*ck me
And maybe trailer too

...by Jake_Gaysomeness
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:18:14 PM

I hope Jake doesn't start writing poetry and cutting on his wrists

I hope he doesn't start writing poetry

Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:19:05 PM

"
Jake, I know you're trying painfully to make some sort of joke, but wp-content doesn't stand for Worst Previews, it stands for WordPress.

And if I have my Facebook account linked to my WP profile, then it should be a trifling matter to check that fact, right? "
Now now, minkowski, don't be mad that I finally found your pic after hacking your facebook account. Look at the bright side. Now everyone where knows that you were ricky martini's booty call! Now it will make sense to them as to why you still use his picture.
No shame in accepting that your "private photos" have accidentally leaked. I mean, that's what WP is there for , right? Posting articles about laptops of celebs being hacked and their photos being leaked. Since you're a loser, nobody cares about your secret flings with a gay singer. But you're happy inside that your pics with your lover is revealed, right?
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:19:13 PM

Jake - clearly you're bored.

May I suggest you walk into traffic to take that edge off?
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:19:20 PM

"or producing more love videos directed my way on his MySpace account!"

Or worse if he can ever get mommy to buy him an AdultFriendFinder account.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:19:44 PM

"I hope he doesn't start writing poetry "

LMAO
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:19:57 PM

What could be gayer than "San Fran Wedding" picture
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:21:01 PM

"No shame in accepting that your "private photos" have accidentally leaked."

The only thing to have 'accidentally leaked' is you after the vacuum cleaner and coat hanger failed to do their jobs.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:21:46 PM

You 'hacked' his account? You mean you deciphered his FB account password?

I think (at most) you mean you FOUND his FB page.

You continue to give yourself too much credit, you lazy retard.

'Hacking' and 'finding' (of which you haven't) are too different things. Maybe your 'Ivy League Bro's' can help you see the difference.

Moron.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:22:44 PM

@mink - she doesn't have to buy him an account on AFF. She'd just let him use hers.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:23:15 PM

"But you're happy inside that your pics with your lover is revealed, right?"

I know, right, because it was supposed to be you and Ranger instead, and if daddy ever finds those drawings of you getting f*cked by Ranger, he's going to take it on your ass. Again.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:23:42 PM

@Roses are red...

lol.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:24:27 PM

"@mink - she doesn't have to buy him an account on AFF. She'd just let him use hers"

lol!

But It won't work. His mother has more leg hair than Jake.
Ranger writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:24:56 PM

More back hair too.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:25:24 PM

Q: "What could be gayer than "San Fran Wedding" picture"

A: http://www.worstpreviews.com/mywp.php?id=43469
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:28:16 PM

Very true mink lol
trailertrash writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:34:09 PM

It's a bit of a worry Mink,

But i believe Jake may jerk off to pictures of Ricky Martin and thinking of you, While taking pics on his camera phone in the mirror while sitting on the end of his guitar using puss as lube.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:38:39 PM

lol@trailer

Nah, I truly believe he's really in love with Ranger, trailer.

He wants to get f*cked like a rabbit, by a rabbit.
minkowski writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 4:45:35 PM

"'Hacking' and 'finding' (of which you haven't) are too different things. Maybe your 'Ivy League Bro's' can help you see the difference."

I'm sure his Ivy League brothers have an eye for an eye policy, Ranger.


One-eye to brown-eye, in Jake's case.
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 17th, 2012 at 5:40:00 PM

Jake- Since you like to box, I have pro bout coming up April 28th. Would you like to be my opponent, its an 8 rounder for $6000. Since your such a tough body building stud, figured you wanna try. Lemme know, I hope you do b/c I'd love to know your d*ck in the dirt!!
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:50:43 AM

Jake the c*nt couldn't lift your water bottle.
DrugDealingMonkey writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 10:26:33 AM

Ranger and Mink and Jake.... THE COMMENT SECTION IS SUPPOSED TO ABOUT A f*ckING POSTER. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW!
trailertrash writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 1:41:15 PM

Yet you post off topic yourself to tell people they have been talking off topic, Oh the irony
trailertrash writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 1:44:37 PM

AND YOU USE CAPITALS TO MAKE YOU'RE POINT SOUND IMPORTANT (which it isn't on a 2 day old thread that no one really cares about) , THAT'S ALWAYS A WINNER TOO
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 2:54:50 PM

@DrugDealingMonkey - and your mother was only made to hold man c*m. What's your point?

And thx. for all the CAPS. Yeah, I sh*t myself from fear when I saw that.

As I suspect you're not a moderator of this site, and thus don't call any shots. Either put-up or f*ck-off. Those are your only 2 choices, you whiny bitch. We're going to have to start calling you Jake.
minkowski writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:05:05 PM

"Ranger and Mink and Jake.... THE COMMENT SECTION IS SUPPOSED TO ABOUT A f*ckING POSTER. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW!"

The comment section is generally for whatever we, the commentators, see fit to post, and you're free to do the same, DDM, but please don't try to tell us what is appropriate or not, because that's WP's job, not yours, unless yo pay this place's bills.

Furthermore, two other things: Ranger and I have been here for years. We know the rules and have been held to them quite often and the other thing: Jake is a known grenade thrower. He come sin here just to pick fights, and in fact, looking over his internet activity (specifically IMDb) he has a habit of starting sh*t for no damned good reason.

I hope that helps you, and I hope you come to some understanding about the situation here, because I really don't need or want someone else to fight. Thanks.
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:09:12 PM

Hey DDM. Signed up on the 16th eh?

Well, that's a coinky-dink, ain't it?
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:12:44 PM

And bother to read ALL the posts on here, ahh... 'Drug Dealing Monkey' (wow, hate to think that's an alias for another having had his ass handed to him), before grouping everyone, you lazy f*ck.
minkowski writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:18:55 PM

He claims to be 22, same age as two other trolls on here (Blumpkin and dangerlips), Ranger, not that that means I buy into any paranoid theory, but you have to wonder, especially when it's so damned easy to sign up an infinite number of times without even confirming your account...
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:21:34 PM

Yep. And they're all as original as sh*t.
minkowski writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:29:07 PM

Yep, but you can't expect too much from someone who names himself after the primate character in Hangover (and no, I'm not talking about Mike Tyson).
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 3:30:53 PM

lol.
trailertrash writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 4:07:27 PM

Think you're right there mink this monkey ass smells just like a Blumpkin and dangerlips pinch off
Ranger writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 4:39:35 PM

... with pinworms.
DrugDealingMonkey writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 5:05:08 PM

Well, I am honestly sorry if I somehow annoyed you and I take back what I said, no need for insulting though because I really don't wanna start a fight or anything.
DrugDealingMonkey writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 5:07:03 PM

And I am seriously not a troll I guess the age thing was a coincident...
minkowski writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 5:16:18 PM

That's cool DDM imo, because we have more than enough asshats on here making nothing but trouble.
DrugDealingMonkey writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 5:16:23 PM

And just so you know I am completely new to this site and took this a bit way too far, so Ranger, I will take your advice to "put up" and I am sorry for my selfish behavior.
minkowski writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 5:41:41 PM

@DMM:

Just for you:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/23/128902393963301319.jpg
minkowski writes:
on March 18th, 2012 at 5:41:54 PM

..DDM...
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