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Want to Become a WP Guest Writer?

Posted: February 6th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Want to Become a WP Guest Writer?Submit Comment
At least several times a day we get a request to post some article on WP to either promote a movie or to get a reaction from WP users. We rarely do that, unless we find it interesting and it fits with what we usually post.

But we would be open to letting our readers become guest contributors and post original articles (maybe once a month). If you're interested, email us with the topic of your choice, and based on how well you're known on the site we may just put up your article on WP.

The articles have to be movie-related or website-related. It can't be a review of a movie you just saw or complaining about another user. But if you got a legitimate idea for a topic that you believe would be interesting to WP readers, we want to hear them.

So, email us your article topic and your user name. If we like the topic, we'll contact you to put together the full article, which is usually no longer than six or seven sentences.

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The Skippy Spartan writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:16:39 AM

Might be keen, can we get paid for it if it is really cool? :P

pornfly writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:29:44 AM

Dont hire RANGER i dont wanna get 'wet nightmares'
and if you use MINKOWSKI make sure you give him a character limit
YoungChris writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:42:51 AM

thanks but no thanks ...
telur writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 6:04:43 AM

i vote rambo for writing
Taco writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:07:22 AM

Guest writer? Only 7 sentences? Users kinda already are guest writers, yes you mink! We usually start a topic on or off the actual headline subject topic and everyone goe from there. IMHO I would much rather read a movie review from a chosen user since the majority here dislike Dustin , me included! So, guest movie review? Yes please!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:17:30 AM

I too would be very interested in guest reviewing. But this is a nice start and a very good initiative by the WP-staff, I might add. If I come up with something good, that hasn't already been written, I'll throw away an e-mail.
oklahomaer writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:22:39 AM

Did anyone else see the woman in black.I found it quite enjoyable.As for the topic at hand 7 sentences isn't really much to work with.But,then again WP users have a short attention span.Myself included,@Taco,i agree they need to get a reviewer besides Dustin.Ranger could have a monthly segment.Porn movie of the month!
bandolero999 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:28:54 AM

this yells MINKOWSKI since he does 10000 words comments.
Kratos writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:58:14 AM

The "Twilight Saga" blows chunks of spoont!

There. That's my first idea. Do I qualify?

^_^
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:06:06 AM

I wonder if Dustin Putman reads all the abuse he gets no this site?
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:18:34 AM

Cinema

After this thread i'm not sure he has ever looked on here again !!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18136
Big_Daddy writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:27:58 AM

Topic:

the loss of titties in Horror movies.


no seriously the wussification of Films. As I was growing up I watched a lot of films with my father that I will NOT allow my Son to watch and they are rated PG... but 80s PG. they are easily PG13 by today's standards. The wife is the driving force in the decision to not show him these as I see films aid children in developing into individuals more than you know. I feel that today's movies teach kids that you always get the girl, your friends are forever, and you always have to look like a super model.
Rambo writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:35:45 AM

@telur

thank you.I will think about something to write.
BadChadB33 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:44:24 AM

These the changes you talked about Alex? Website related huh? How about the effects of sex on the common commenter on this site?
Bullit writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 9:00:00 AM

This is an exellent move from WP and hopefully it will be worth reading it for all readers.

Yes, Minkowski comes to mind BUT Minki, don't make it too long, allright?
coldplayesence writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 10:18:49 AM

I foresee the lectures already.

secondbest writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 10:51:16 AM

"So, email us your article topic and your user name. If we like the topic, we'll contact you to put together the full article, which is usually no longer than six or seven sentences."

Half the comments articles on here get are practically novels so this shouldn't be a problem.
Doc Gonzo writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:06:31 AM

I think it's a good idea...It's always good if some users get the chance to be involved.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:24:20 AM

I'm interested, perhaps, but on what, exactly? The future of CGI? The merits of 3D, or lack thereof? Current theatrical pricing models, or better yet, one on how endless consumer purchasing empowers the entertainment industry to not only greenlight more junk films, but also how it buys politicians through 'lobbying', destroys copyright and reduces consumer purchasing power.

But I doubt anyone would read any of it unless it features a depiction of someone eating a woman's bowel movement or sniffing dirty underwear...

"I foresee the lectures already."

When was the last time you posted? Last month maybe? But you took time now to cry about me lecturing you? Like you care about this place anyway.

Be gone with you.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:26:45 AM

"which is usually no longer than six or seven sentences."

That may be five or six sentences too much, for the average American attention span (AAAS), Alex.

Just saying.
Kurskij writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:47:00 AM

^ there ya go.

I'd read and dicsuss the topic on the future of CGI.

Good idea actually.
Kurskij writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:47:40 AM

edit:

"dicsuss" I would not. Discuss yes.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:58:00 AM

There's no edit option, Kurski, so mistake away.

I do.
Džeko writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 11:59:54 AM

Kakav umišljeni smrad.
Bullit writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:21:04 PM

^ ^
Is he now?
coldplayesence writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:22:10 PM

"When was the last time you posted? Last month maybe? But you took time now to cry about me lecturing you? Like you care about this place anyway.

Be gone with you."

Not in front of the kids, darling. lol

minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:34:18 PM

"Kakav umišljeni smrad."

f*ck off, you little Slovenian-Croation prick.

And speak in English, f*ckhead, or do they not have that word over there in your third world sh*t-hole country?

BTW, it only takes a few seconds to translate what you post, you gang-raping, mass-murdering UN-bombed douchebag queer.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:35:06 PM

"Not in front of the kids, darling. lol"

You're a real hoot in a boot...
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:39:55 PM

Minkowski out of curiosity how many hours a day do you spend on this site?
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:42:32 PM

Not nearly as many as you spend registering as a homosexual sex-offender.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:45:39 PM

Good one
Džeko writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:48:59 PM

@minkowski
Oh how easy that was!!!You only proved my point...nothing more nothing less.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:54:38 PM

No, you merely proved that you only think you're clever by posting insults in East Euro-peon scrawl.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 12:57:26 PM

"Minkowski, out of bi-curiosity, how many hours a day do you spend on this site?"


There. Corrected.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:00:53 PM

And you are continuing to prove that your are definately still a virgin
coldplayesence writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:04:15 PM

Someone is *this* close to be called "vin" or "dandy" or some of those guys.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:10:57 PM

"And you are continuing to prove that your are definately still a virgin"

Because in your world, not getting f*cked in the ass makes me a 'virgin'...
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:14:28 PM

No it means you've never had sex before haha... Your tiny prick has never been seen or touched by another living person which is why I think you are trying so hard on this blog site
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:25:36 PM

"No it means you've never had sex before haha..."

You can somehow extrapolate my sex life from a name, an avatar and some comments, yet you can't understand why the nickname 'dangerlips' and a pedostache avatar have NAMBLA written all over them...

"Your tiny prick has never been seen or touched by another living person"

And you have designs on changing that situation, I presume?

Fat chance, knucklewalker.

"which is why I think you are trying so hard on this blog site"

This is NOT a f*cking Blog site, you c*m-chugging simpleton.

And yes, I'm compensating for a lack of sex, not by getting laid, as you wonderful gents love to put it, but by trying, in vain, to discuss movies on a movie site.

You're a Westinghouse Prize winner, no doubt, sh*t-for-brains.
Buckles44 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:26:08 PM

You know why they call him Dangerlips?

Cause he's put his mouth around so many men's penises that he's now contracted every STD known to man. And a couple that only horses and fish get.



And I've got a story to post.
"WP is getting lazy so now they are making us do all the work"
coldplayesence writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:29:04 PM

^ hahahaha that's what I tought but didn't post, I hate when they just censor my pointless arguments about Dustin Putman.
bandolero999 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:42:35 PM

Well I sent him two ideas.IF they ignore it.I'll try the race card like Black people and now hispanics do.

and for Rambo and his obession with Colombian golddigging whore Sofia Vergara she's always doing commercials for SPicvision Telemundo and UNivision.he'll probably get a boner everytime he sees her.

Rambo save up like 5000 American dollars and go to Colombia and you can f*ck like 10 colombian whores for like 2 weeks.Then lie to them how youre gonna take them to America and marry them.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:47:55 PM

I think if you pay that much for a whore, Bando, you're married already.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:50:19 PM

Minkowski you band of followers also makes me laugh... If you losers actually made relavent movie posts instead of talking about how STD's and homo's and rape people wouldn't have a problem with you. You use the same jokes and insults daily on every thread and when people call you out on it you call them a Troll... You are a troll. I also like how you make fun of a picture of Tim Allen when your own pathetic avatar is of what exactly haha? You are a loser. You look and sound like one. (Cue your incest, homo, rape comback copied and pasted from a previous thread)
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:51:37 PM

'Because in your world, not getting f*cked in the ass makes me a 'virgin'...' --- lol.

I agree with Pornfly... don't hire me!

Movie-related. How about the thought of f*cking my mother's mouth every time she scolded me... but make a movie of that?

Wow... that's some (sweet) twisted sh*t, even from me.

Double Penetration DOES read the abuse from on here, whilst ramming his rectum with a summer squash wrapped with razor wire (rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!). Ba-rump-bump!

'Not in front of the kids, darling. lol' - lol.

My vote is for Mink. He can be objective-ish (if he stays on his meds)... IF there's a depiction of someone eating a woman's bowel movement or sniffing dirty underwear...




dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:56:42 PM

Ranger wishes to be as annoying as Mink but is trying to hard
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:57:14 PM

'to' should be 'too' - f*cking Jeopardy Finalist.
bandolero999 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 1:59:04 PM

umm Dangerlips it would help if you mentioned the users names instead as referring your band of followers.cause thats saying everybody that posts here.
bandolero999 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:02:18 PM

and stop calling people band of losers,because you also took the time to create a username,put an avatar,and also post.so by you doing that it makes you no different.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:05:47 PM

Thank you for the english lesson Ranger next week hopefully they teach you about capital letters lol... @Bando I'm talking about everyone who comments on how funny minkowski's repetetive, unclever jokes haha. I do feel a little bad for the social reject
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:07:21 PM

Minkowski IS a loser
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:07:58 PM

@dangerlips: I'm getting bored with you already, toad.

"Minkowski you band of followers also makes me laugh..."

Band of followers? lol. There's three types of Minkowski people on here: those that hate me, those that barely tolerate me, and those that wish, kindly and objectively, I get smashed by a falling jet engine whilst laying on my bed in a baby universe...

"If you losers actually made relavent movie posts"

Like you who comes here just to troll? You're a fine example, my dear!

Next up, Shayhiri's here to tell us how abstinence is a great way to keep your d*ck from rotting!

Physician, kill thyself!

"instead of talking about how STD's and homo's"

You mean, you.

"and rape people wouldn't have a problem with you."

No, but we have a problem with 'rape people', which is why you're increasingly on the WP sh*t list.

"You use the same jokes and insults daily on every thread"

Because they work, unlike, obviously, you, save your job collecting quarters in the park and tricking children into the back of your ice cream wagon.

"and when people call you out on it you call them a Troll..."

A troll, dipsh*t, is someone that refuses to participate except to pick fights unreleated to that which is being discussed. For a fine example, take a gander at that goatf*cker next to your name.

"You are a troll."

No, you're a troll. And a poopyhead!

"I also like how you make fun of a picture of Tim Allen"

Because Tim Allen deserves better?

"when your own pathetic avatar is of what exactly haha?"

Uh, me?

Unlike you, I refuse to use images of mugshot fags with mustaches that went out of style with Brill cream and chromium.

"You are a loser."

So says the guy named 'dangerlips' with the Jeffrey Dahmer image...

"You look and sound like one."

You sound like a regular PHD on loser-ology, so you would know, right?

As John Spartan said to Simon in Demolition Man: Be f*cked.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:09:28 PM

I realize I have made an account but if you click on every single thread on the left hand side there is most likely a useless ranger comment
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:11:14 PM

LOL Mink what do you do for a living?
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:12:43 PM

"@Bando I'm talking about everyone who comments on how funny minkowski's repetetive, unclever jokes haha"

Allow me the pleasure of clearing something up now, dangerlips.

People laugh with RANGER, not me. You have the wrong poster, human semen stain. I get the stony silence, and that's the way I like it. More freedom, less obligation.

"Minkowski IS a loser"

Ah, is you feeling gel-wuss I was mentioned for writing an article, which is why you chose to chime in now with such vehemence?

Huh? Poor little baby. Working at 7-11 servicing the slushy machine not enough gratification?
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:13:08 PM

Mink you and Ranger use the exact same material...
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:14:24 PM

@danger - Capitals? My sentence started with YOUR 'to' vs. 'too' moron. WHY would I need a capital for that?

Go read a book or something, you simple-minded COC.

Posting about others posting while staying off-topic. Do you contribute as little in the real world as well retard (rhetorical, we have our evidence).
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:15:02 PM

@danger - Mink and I use the same material? I don't see that, but will take it as a compliment. Thank you.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:15:19 PM

"People laugh with Ranger not me" you people give yourself way to much credit hahaha.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:15:45 PM

"I realize I have made an account but if you click on every single thread on the left hand side there is most likely a useless ranger comment"

What is useless? How do you define useless? (The Matrix)

Plenty of people would f*cking disagree. He POSTS, he CONTRIBUTES, what do you do but BITCH like a little whore in heat?

Go get f*cked, p*ssy.

"LOL Mink what do you do for a living?"

I stomp c*ckroaches like you.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:16:21 PM

'Mink you and Ranger use the exact same material...' --- the three '...' following a sentence usually means a continuation of thought. As you have none to offer, stop using them (as you don't know what they're for, therefore how to use them)...

minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:17:13 PM

"@danger - Mink and I use the same material? I don't see that, but will take it as a compliment. Thank you."

The other way, actually. I'm too angry to be funny, or liked, and that's cool. Easier on my sanity that way.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:17:23 PM

And you're a waste of air, food and space.


(see how I put those three '...' to use? No, didn't think you would... (see, used them again) dip-sh*t!).
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:17:46 PM

@Ranger you didn't have a single capital in the sentence I was talking about but are you seriously trying to chirp me about punctuation? Nobody cares how people spell on this movie blog site
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:19:03 PM

""People laugh with Ranger not me" you people give yourself way to much credit hahaha."

Actually, I gave Ranger credit, and he's earned it.

Now, would please, please do me a wee little favor and just f*cking DIE already?
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:19:12 PM

I've already given attention-seeking troll Danger(pouty)lips more attention than deserved.

End of line.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:20:23 PM

You guys are jokes, sh*tstains on society, I should actually be thankfull you are confined you your computer screens all day and I AM thankfull that you will never be procreating...
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:20:39 PM

Great. Chirp. Another meme for the mass-morons.

As if tweet wasn't bad enough.
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:21:30 PM

@Ranger... No you wouldnt want me to gain attention the ONLY way you have
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:23:15 PM

Minkowski is rattled
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:23:15 PM

Minkowski is rattled
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:23:18 PM

"I AM thankfull that you will never be procreating..."

Because personality is hereditary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamarckism

Idiot.

(you'll say "well, you were born that way", which is an assinine presumption of which you have no factual basis, rendering your entire argument moot)

Idiot.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:23:50 PM

"Minkowski is rattled"

Which is you're the one stuttering?
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:24:53 PM

I double clicked lol
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:25:46 PM

"No you wouldnt want me to gain attention the ONLY way you have"

You've made a classical mistake. People laugh WITH Ranger.

Quite contrarily, they laugh AT you, dangerlips, aka Swai.

Enjoy your infamy.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:26:25 PM

"I double clicked lol"

Hilarious!
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:27:25 PM

Did you just referance wikipedia to tell me that my argument that you will die a virgin is moot?
blumpkin writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:28:25 PM

cripes from the looks of things mabye it should be a jerry springer thread! but if what i read is true and that is a minki headshot i have but one question? did you get a lolipop with that haircut? hehehehehee
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:31:09 PM

You said people laugh with Ranger if they don't laugh with you what are they doing then haha?
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:31:33 PM

Here I though Ranger was trying to be like you I guess I had it backwards
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:32:15 PM

"Did you just referance wikipedia to tell me that my argument that you will die a virgin is moot?"

No, dumbass, what I referenced is in quotes, which is why it's in quotes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation

I'll train you yet!

"did you get a lolipop with that haircut? hehehehehee"

Hilarious, lumpkin.

No, I received that haircut after I removed my head from your mother's stripped vajayjay.

See, wasn't that mother-vagina jocularism just f*cking HEE-LAIR-EE-UUS?

Yeehaw, now we're cooking!
dangerlips writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:33:19 PM

I wish I could continue but I'm sure I will see more stupid comments from you in the future so...
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:34:08 PM

"Here I though Ranger was trying to be like you I guess I had it backwards"

You really cannot be so stupid as to confuse the sex-joker with the angry ranter, can you? Can you? No, noone but save your four-legged progenitors could ever be so f*cking stupid.

"You said people laugh with Ranger if they don't laugh with you what are they doing then haha?"

Haha, I don't know what they're doing, haha!
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:35:21 PM

"I wish I could continue but I'm sure I will see more stupid comments from you in the future so..."

You surely will get stupid comments from me in the future, Einstein.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_in,_garbage_out

Now bark, Fido! Bark!
Bullit writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:36:44 PM

"f*ck off, you little Slovenian-Croation prick."

I thought you were clever than that. Look at the flag of his avatar, he's actually from Bosnia, Bosnian muslim. And I believe they speak Bosnian which is half Croatian half Bosnian.

There you go.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:37:25 PM

'@Ranger... No you wouldnt want me to gain attention the ONLY way you have' --- lol, just as I thought. Jealousy within you rears it's ugly head. Any attention I received on here has been earned by my contributions. You're a short-cut taker. Good luck with that loser formula in the real world, tug.

Try a '.' at the end of your sentences, or an apostrophe in 'wouldn't' --- you would look only slightly less the COC-sucking, retard you are.

FYI: 'COC' in this case is spelled correctly.

mrstretch writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:37:27 PM

@ Dangerlips
If you don't like what people say on here then don't read it. You just picked a fight and now you're getting your ass kicked. You bitch and moan about what people say on the internet...SURPRISE ITS THE f*ckING INTERNET!!! So just go away and tell all your gay friends how you talked sh*t to a bunch of people you will never see or talk to again. And kill yourself too.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:39:50 PM

'And kill yourself too.' --- LOL.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:40:56 PM

'And kill yourself too.' --- I swear to God were I drinking coffee when I read that it would have shot out my nose.
blumpkin writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:41:25 PM

mrs. trech whats your deal? and mink as for bark fido bark, i think you got these threads confused. only yo mama speaks dog. also
blumpkin writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:43:02 PM

i suppose if anyone wanted to get under your skin you juss hav 2 spell and grammer wrong. ranger get mad
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:46:03 PM

"I thought you were clever than that. Look at the flag of his avatar, he's actually from Bosnia, Bosnian muslim. And I believe they speak Bosnian which is half Croatian half Bosnian."

I should be able to recognize the flag of some sh*tty country the size of dangerlips' d*ck how, again?

I don't live over there, you DO, ok, so call me when you can pick out Rhode Island's state flag at first site, mmmmkay?

Next!
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:47:55 PM

Ummm, yeah. That gets me mad. Lol. You don't have to pretend to be a fool, you have it down-pat, attention-seeking, internet troll.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:49:46 PM

"and mink as for bark fido bark, i think you got these threads confused. only yo mama speaks dog. also"

What. The. f*ck? No commas, a period, and instead of a comma we get the missing period (like your sister told your father the day you were concieved) and a remark about a non-existent thread wherein we discuss my mother's canine language (hint, dog's don't have a 'language').
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:50:49 PM

site=sight.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:52:27 PM

"You're a short-cut taker."

More like a sh*t-rut taker.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:53:16 PM

No point in correcting your own stuff mink. The only way these trolls can catch their own sh*t, is if they're flinging their own at the spectators outside their cage.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:54:51 PM

That's right internet trolls.

I just called you zoo monkeys!

(I thought the explanation was required considering the intellectual (snicker) simplicity of said trolls).
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:57:34 PM

Do monkeys, see monkeys. Monkey's see, monkey's do.

f*cking idiots the lot of them.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:58:29 PM

'f*cking idiots...' --- I think you're giving them too much credit.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 2:59:30 PM

"mrs. trech whats your deal?"

For a minute, just a minute, I thought lumpkin was somehow getting remotely clever by changing Mr. Stretch's gender, but then I realized he just f*cked up the period.

Again.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:02:36 PM

"'f*cking idiots...' --- I think you're giving them too much credit."

Yeah, you're right, they've never f*cked in their entire life.
Bullit writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:02:53 PM

I live in Western Europe, you moron! In a country where the standard of living is the highest in the world (income per capita). I've been ALL around Europe, Carribean islands + Seychelles in my life. I don't need wikipedia when it comes to spot a country on a map. Also, at the opposite of you, I work in a multicultural environment, therefore I've got friends & colleagues coming from all over the world.

Forgot to take your chill pill, huh?
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:02:59 PM

Oh its all kicked off again! haha good idea Alex, will get thinking.

@ Trailer - If you happen to read this mate, The Grey was a belter! We were the only two that waited till after the credits too!
vaodsi writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:07:02 PM

I think this is a cool idea for worstpreviews, though guest review would be awesome.... but RT already does that with their review of the day. While it's cool I think it's a little redundant. If somebody wants to post about an article or topic they usually do regardless of the article at hand. We see it all the time. Ranger's porn review: Featuring YOUR MOM
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:10:47 PM

"Forgot to take your chill pill, huh? "

Lol, retard. YOU came at ME, at the height of the troll-a-thon because you thought you could throw in a cheap shot, and I'm the one that forgot my 'chill pill'? Why the f*ck is a 46 year old man using the word chill pill anyway? Think it's still 1995, when you were 28? It ain't. Grow up and die.

As for whatever else you said, recall, nitwit, that you chided me for not recognizing that Dzeko's stupid avatar even HAS a flag, which I did, actually, and that I couldn't place said flag, as an America, on 'Bosnia', some sh*t-hole nation not even Bosnians acknowledge, as If I'm supposed to know the f*cking flag of a nation only known for a genocide some fifteen years ago! LMAO!

Look, we have FIFTY states in our Union, f*cker, not however many you have cobbled together in that mordant Frankensteininstan you call the EU, so again, when you can call out Rhode Island, which isn't known for early morning gangrapes followed by noon mass-murders, and it's flag on a 80 by 80 pixel avatar, THEN we will talk, psycho.
minkowski writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:12:00 PM

Hey, Alex, if you read this, I'll do one on the future of CGI, and I'll try to keep it under six or seven sentences.

Email sent BTW.
Bullit writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:21:22 PM

^ ^

GO SUCK A d*ck!
BadChadB33 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:28:32 PM

sh*tlips - shut up!! All that comes out your mouth is sh*t. Surprise me say something intelligent.
bandolero999 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:34:40 PM

GODDAMN 110 comments MIERDA!
BadChadB33 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:39:05 PM

Hopefully we can have 220 before alex edits it.
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:57:20 PM

@vaodsi... lol.
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 3:59:53 PM

Trailer- That old thread is priceless. I think that was a bit before my time on WP. How did you find that thread. LOL. My favourite part:

"I'm hoping that all the spamming will stop, because I don't enjoy banning people who refuse to post comments that are on topic. I'm looking at you Max Rockatansky Junior."

Whatever happened to Max? I wonder if Alex banned him.

Mink- The future of CGI could be cool. I'm just excited for the future where they can make people look real. Bring back all the classic actors alongside today's actors. I'm also excited about when low budget film makers can use more advanced CGI so we don't have to only see what comes out of money hungry Hollywood c*nts like James Cameron. Good example: Troll Hunter, wicked film.

AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:11:18 PM

@ Cinemaisdead & Mink - A lot of the time CGI drives me nuts, Lucas for example, that fool had clone troopers CG with actors heads on! WTF?!?!?! but as you said Cinema, when used right and not OVER used, like Troll Hunter, it works a treat!
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:12:17 PM

Sorry, meant so say, based on that i think that would be a good topic to kick off on.
saddison13 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:18:04 PM

I'd be all over this...if it wasn't the only source I bother to use for movie news now.
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:24:34 PM

AYT -

Haha, I did read your comment.

Glad you enjoyed the movie and stayed till the very end, Now wasn't that worth it lol
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:30:51 PM

Cinema -

Yeah that was a funny thread, I just googled WP Dustin Putman.

We used to get these threads into the 200/300 even 400 comments sometimes and that helps when you get some c*ck junky like dangerlips on the go.
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:32:24 PM

AYT BALL- Yep. The Star Wars prequels are prime examples of using CGI for no other reason than being able too. The original Star Wars still feels so much more real with real sets and imagination CGI has caused laziness in film and lack of effort.

Take out all the pretty colours and effects in Avatar and what are you left with? sh*t acting and a standard boring story and it's the highest grossing film of all time.! Ball bags!
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:37:48 PM

@ Cinema - Avatar without the effects and without the sh*tty script could have been as good as Dances with Wolves, its the exact same story after all and that didn't have one single frame of CG.

@ Trailer - Perfect little post credit add on! haha Liams the man lately! but loved the whole style of the movie, liked that director ever since seeing the opening of NARC.
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:38:05 PM

The worst part of the original Star Wars films which George re-hashed again are the added CGI effects he put in, They look terrible.
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:41:28 PM

@ Trailer - Just to make myself look more of a geek....The cool music from The Grey was actually the main theme from the movie INK, well work a look if you haven't seen it, low budget and very original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQXigiVjiMQ
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:44:23 PM

@ Cinema and Trailer - Low budget example of well used CGI in the INK trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBGeErufQdY
Rambo writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:51:29 PM

you guys need to get laid.
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:52:43 PM

Trailer- Ahh funny sh*t. Reading that thread makes me wonder what happened to JohnZ or Bunny x or Vdodson or Triggax? There is actually so many comments with thought put in to them wtf happened here?
shayhiri writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:53:49 PM

f*ck the virginal mink! I'll give you something much better, folks!

How about a study on the New Wave of Anal Teen Porn in Eastern Europe? That's totally film-related.
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:55:34 PM

AYT - Nice links there (ya geek lol)

The Ink trailer looks really interesting i've never even heard of that movie.

Cinema mentioned The Troll Hunter have you seen that movie ? There are some great effects shots in that movie and i'm sure they didn't have the budget of some of these CGI filled movies we see regularly coming out of Hollywood.
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:57:20 PM

Rambo- I've got a girlfriend sitting next to me pal and I'm 20 years old pretty sure i get laid on a much more regular basis than your 33 year old ballsack no matter how much money you have for hookers. I just fancied a little chat about films.
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 4:58:58 PM

Trailer- Adding new CGI in to an old film is like censoring racism in old books it's like erasing history. Seeing the old effects is how we look back at cinema and see the progression. George Lucas is such a c*nt.
Crazyhorse writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:00:28 PM

Just thought I might add to this WP record number comments


Trailer Trash how is going over there
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:03:26 PM

Cinema

Bunny and Trig still post now and then, VDODSON John Z haven't been around for a while.

Well thought out and constructed posts we gave up on them a while ago now, lol
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:08:25 PM

Crazy -

It's cold and miserable here my friend,BUTT a nice pic of pippa wouldn't go a miss though thanks for asking hope all is good with you.

Cinema

Your right George Lucas is such a c*nt, When was he calling it a day, some time soon i hope
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:19:18 PM

@ Trailer - Haha and proud of it! INKs well worth checking out, bit ropey in parts but good story! Troll Hunter is a cracking film, got hold of it when it first came out over there, check out RARE EXPORTS too if you liked that!

And yeah, dunno what the f*ck lucas thinks he's doing, other than pissing all over our childhood memories! Make something new! don't f*ck around with something we already loved!
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:21:54 PM

LOL
trailertrash writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:25:02 PM

Lets hope George does try that sh*t with the original Indy movies at some point.

Raiders of the Lost Ark with giant CGI snakes trying to kill Dr Jones !!

Yeah loved Troll Hunter and the monster at the end was awesome.

Rare Exports i will check that out, I think it was Freud on here said it wasn't all that when WP posted a trailer
Rambo writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:31:06 PM

@cinema

imaginary girlfriend doesn't count.
pornfly writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:39:01 PM

The MINKIE and RANGIE POO Lovey Dovey Happy Call in Hour
AYT BALL writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:41:01 PM

@ Trailer - I Prefer Troll Hunter, but thought Rare Exports was a nice surprise, maybe better because i watched it just before xmas, it is about evil santa after all :-)
Cinemaisdead writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 5:44:25 PM

Rambo- That's hilarious I'm sure your amazing sense of humour goes down a treat when you're chatting up girls. Let's see...

Age: 33
Gender: Male
Location: everywhere and nowhere
Job: sex instructor
Hobbies: sex
Bio: Sex addict with a foot fetish

Hmm I think your the one with an active imagination. If you was 33 and having sex that much why would you have time to comment on sites like this?

Džeko writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 6:17:33 PM

Wow...WTF happened here,140 comments and counting.
Crazyhorse writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:29:35 PM

Comment 141
DexterMorgan writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:40:49 PM

@rambo i don't get how you could be bangin so many women when you comment on here a lot,where in the hell do you get the time
Crazyhorse writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 7:58:44 PM

Comment 143
ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:11:45 PM

Ranger does this already...just make it official...as long he keeps making me wet myself, of course...
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:16:04 PM

Flatterer.
Crazyhorse writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:28:16 PM

Going once

Going twice

Comment 146
ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:36:37 PM

147 crazy horse...this game is fun yet anti-climactic...like my wife...zing!
BadChadB33 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:43:41 PM

148
BadChadB33 writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:44:38 PM

148
Ranger writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 8:46:57 PM

...bodd..les..ov.....beeeee.r..on,

da

walll...

OneTime writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 9:16:56 PM

reaching out to us fans... a tear just came out.
Rambo writes:
on February 6th, 2012 at 9:36:06 PM

@cinema

congergulations on learning how to access a profile on wp.

@dexter

it takes a few minutes to write a few comments here once a day.leaves me lots of time to do other things during the day.
masht7 writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 12:19:48 AM

I can't write worth for sh*t. Hell, I don't read the articles, I just look at the comments.
Johnnyb writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 2:14:36 AM

Great move for WP, can offer you the opportunity to see in another way to appreciate and take a POV of cinemas in this days and beyond. Gonna try my best to make it in the headlines!!!!!
trailertrash writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 4:46:52 AM

AYT

Ordered Play.com Ł6 odd on blu ray, Just got to wait 11 months to watch it, lol
GreenLensman writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 5:00:41 AM

Can i write about how drugs makes movies better and how today's movies are invoking into action a taxed and legalized drug policy to decriminalize any potential profit to be gained from recreational useage, potentially saving this sad country from its own self-destruction?
TheGreatpersuader writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 7:00:45 AM

Minkowski must have just been fired from his job at Mcdonalds.
Tanman32123 writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 7:12:43 AM

and here i thought we were all losers for continuing to visit this site, apparently mink took the title from us all? lol :P
trailertrash writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 8:00:22 AM

TheGreatpersuader

Why's that you got a promotion ??
TheGreatpersuader writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 8:09:43 AM

No i actually dont work at mcdonalds, I'm sorry for you being misinformed!
AYT BALL writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 9:13:05 AM

@ TheGreatpersuader - sorry but i think you do.....not such a great persuader after all!
AYT BALL writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 9:14:16 AM

@ Trailer - Nice one! let me know what you think
trailertrash writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 9:45:17 AM

Will do mate ....

TheGreatpersuader

Sorry about that, Never give up on that dream pal
TheGreatpersuader writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 10:56:15 AM

Maybe the both of you should think of better comebacks before you troll?
Donyae 420 writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 10:56:18 AM

I LIKE TURTLES
AYT BALL writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 11:41:18 AM

@ TheGreatpersuader - Mine was awesome! maybe one of the greatest of all time.....and didnt we do exactly what you did? Guess we are all trolls then huh troll boy?
AYT BALL writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 11:45:20 AM

@ TheGreatpersuader - dont worry your only 19, just a small immature child in the grand scheme of things, you have time to grow, and who knows one day you may become that intellectual internet king that you currently seem to think you are, but until then im happy to support you and offer any advise you need! good luck little fella!
minkowski writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 12:14:47 PM

Finally, a great, a great thread. Took what? Two years? Or maybe I missed some of them. Dunno. Good times.

"Mink- The future of CGI could be cool. I'm just excited for the future where they can make people look real. Bring back all the classic actors alongside today's actors. I'm also excited about when low budget film makers can use more advanced CGI so we don't have to only see what comes out of money hungry Hollywood c*nts like James Cameron. Good example: Troll Hunter, wicked film."

You essentially stolen my article. Well, that and the fact that real-life actors won't even exist in 50 years or less, like the way robots have replaced people entirely on the assembly line...
minkowski writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 12:22:17 PM

"You HAVE..."

WP: the only place on the internet where the lack of editing makes anyone appear entirely uneducated.
TheGreatpersuader writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 1:18:59 PM

@AYTBALL

Don't start assuming sh*t. Listen man I rarely have time to post on the internet. I have what you would call a life, something you dont have so would you kindly go f*ck yourself because you seem to want to be the king of the internet. f*ck off and thank you.
minkowski writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 2:46:29 PM

Oh man, there goes the 'I have a life' and 'get a life' memes that are about twenty years old, and almost exclusively used by idiot children.
minkowski writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 2:48:02 PM

"Age: 19"

*laughing*

yep.
Ranger writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 3:34:46 PM

Yeah AYT... what are you doing trying to be 'King of the Internet' and all?! Damn you!
AYT BALL writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 4:32:37 PM

@ TheGreatpersuader - I am king of the internet!! you must be new to this, has no one told you??? aaaanyway, yes your life is amazing, so good you put a single troll comment at the end of a long debate then sit around calling the people that hit back, wait for it....."TROLLS" lol your not far off taking that crown from me!!

@ Ranger - Bow down! lol
AYT BALL writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 4:35:16 PM

and does anyone know how to "f*ck yourself"?? I've googled it but there seems to be a lot of options!
trailertrash writes:
on February 7th, 2012 at 5:12:15 PM

TheGreatpersuader

You want my c*m back, You'd best ask your mom to cough it back up again, Mmkaay
wavydavy123 writes:
on February 8th, 2012 at 9:21:07 AM

Eh...

I don't often comment on here but calm the f*ck down.

Ranger writes:
on February 8th, 2012 at 11:39:01 AM

@AYT... lol (bowing).

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