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Man Arrested for Attacking Police with Lightsabers

Posted: February 1st, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Man Arrested for Attacking Police with LightsabersSubmit Comment
Portland police said that 33-year-old David Allen Canterbury went to a local Toys R Us store, grabbed toy "Star Wars" lightsabers in each hand and started to hit customers with them. He then carried the lightsabers outside the store and swung at police. Officers tried to use a Taser to subdue him, but Canterbury successfully deflected one of the wires away.

Police eventually wrestled him to the ground before taking him into custody. Canterbury pleaded no contest to fourth-degree assault and resisting arrest. The judge sentenced Canterbury to 45 days in jail, two years of probation and a mental-health evaluation that could call for treatment.

Canterbury told the judge that he is already seeking mental-health treatment. He also apologized to his victims.

Canterbury has been banned from Toys R Us. The judge did not give him additional time for violating the terms of his probation for a previous heroin-possession conviction.

Source: OregonLive


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Ranger writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 8:37:53 PM

The ass-kicking is strong in this one.



Canterbury to Judge: 'I don't need a mental health evaluation.'

Judge: 'You don't need a mental health evaluation.

Canterbury: 'Move along.'

Judge: 'Move along.'
Alderon writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:10:17 PM

Wow that is epic! Wish we had ppl like that where i live......we just have some guy dressing up as a ninja robbing gas stations with his katana......sad thing is this is true....and he never got caught.
Dirt writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:13:04 PM

f*ckwit..
BadChadB33 writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:28:36 PM

I can hear him now
"Mesa crazy, mesa need lots of mental evaluation." "Mesa take big dodo on police!"
pornfly writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:30:11 PM

^^clASSic
The Force is in there Now
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:30:11 PM

ranger said it best.

..or maybe...

Canterbury "this trial is wrong"

Judge "what?"

Canterbury "this trisl is wrong"

Judge "why you waving your hand like that?"
"You think you some kind of Jedi?" "I am a man of the law, your mind tricks don't work on me"

pornfly writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:30:48 PM

Darth Insideus
BadChadB33 writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:42:16 PM

I dub thee.....Darth Screwball
boogiel writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 9:51:09 PM

"Officers tried to use a Taser to subdue him, but Canterbury successfully deflected one of the wires away."


The force is with him. Nice find, Alex.
NowhereGuy writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 10:28:13 PM

This story could be potential for another episode in the Star Wars saga???
baxattax writes:
on January 31st, 2012 at 11:26:01 PM

This guy had one too many death sticks.
rorschach writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 12:07:31 AM

American hero.
rorschach writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 12:08:09 AM

@Ranger
Nice.
coldplayesence writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 12:24:23 AM

"Officers tried to use a Taser to subdue him, but Canterbury successfully deflected one of the wires away."

Teach me, master!
Ranger writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 12:24:59 AM

lol... thx. folks.
Assclown writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 12:36:17 AM

Deflected the taser but can he deflect a jail penis.

The ass is loose with this one.
rocketman writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 1:02:03 AM

I doff my cap Sir.

Moves like Jagger ;)
codeman_1216 writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 2:57:34 AM

Ida decked him in the schnoz!
Donyae 420 writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 11:16:43 AM

Lucas has his next 3 movies,A NEW DOPE...EMPLOYEES STRIKE BACK...& RETURN OF THE DUMBASS!!
venomex writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 1:14:04 PM

"Officers tried to use a Taser to subdue him, but Canterbury successfully deflected one of the wires away."

must have had his invisible shield up
minkowski writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 1:37:18 PM

“To be clear, he didn’t break the wires as a real light saber might do, but he did knock the wires off of his body,” Portland police Sgt. Pete Simpson told KGW.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/16/oregon-man-busted-for-attacking-toys-r-us-customers-with-light-sabers/

A real light saber, Officer Pork? And I wonder why police are so stupid.
Ranger writes:
on February 1st, 2012 at 10:59:36 PM

Living proof doughnuts cause brain damage.
bluemeenie writes:
on February 2nd, 2012 at 4:06:57 PM

"Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to...RAPING"

bluemeenie writes:
on February 2nd, 2012 at 4:17:33 PM

There goes my Bucket List
bluemeenie writes:
on February 2nd, 2012 at 4:18:57 PM

Newt is taking his loss poorly...
Jarmiez writes:
on February 3rd, 2012 at 1:55:46 AM

aww ranger that sh*t is funny but seriously i hope he doesnt have jedi powers of persuasion cause this needs help like nobodys god dam buisness but deflecting the taser wire, badassssssss
Ranger writes:
on February 3rd, 2012 at 5:29:07 PM

Thank you... and I agree.

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