With the NFL lockout looming, Funny Or Die put together its bigger video yet. Called "Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout," the three minute fake trailer stars Taylor Lautner (Twilight), Dennis Haysbert, and "Field of Dreams" stars Kevin Costner and Ray Liotta. Check it out below.
In the video, Lautner is building a football field in his backyard, which results in well-known football players using it, including Ray Lewis, DeSean Jackson, Tony Gonzalez and Dwight Freeney.
This trailer debuted on SportsCenter Wednesday morning and features cameos from ESPN's Steve Levy and the NFL Network's Rick Eisen and Marshall Faulk.
Field of Dreams, one of the most inspid films ever made, and it covered up this fact by crudely manipulating the audience's emotions with paternal love.
It was also boring as f*ck.
And did I mention it was a very, very stupid film? Ghosts playing baseball? WTF? A baseball diamond in a cornfield? People lining up for miles just to see...ghosts playing baseball in a baseball diamond carved from a cornfield?
Has to be one of the most stupid films ever made. Even Transformers makes more sense.
Thoughts? None, really. Thought it was a rather enjoyable movie, even the second one was decent, but it was clearly and up front billed as pure fun fantasy, and very goofy fun fantasy at that. I would like to see them redo the effects for today, if they can, if they still have the original film source.
Field of Dreams OTOH was presented to the audience very seriously, somber even.
I have to say though I enjoyed the cartoon Ghostbusters, the REAL Ghostbusters, more than the films because the media, cartoons, allowed far more exploration into the world of 'busting ghosts'. Some of the episodes are downright creepy and even build up something of a mythology around 'holidays' like Halloween.
I like how Mink will state he has no thoughts on something, followed by long winded thought on ghostbusters, the sequel, and the cartoon.
Oh and field of dreams didnt suck, its one of like 2 movies where Costner doesnt suck. Yea who would wanna go watch the ghosts of the some of the best baseball players of all time? Lol, Mink would rather sit at his computer and await the next article so he can give us his corny ass jokes and opinions on everything. Douch nozzle.
Mink's not a troll. He contributes (regularly) and generally on-topic.
He and I have disagreed many, many times, but it's never been personal.
His not liking FoD's, yet it being one of my all-time favs... doesn't affect our opinions on here or of one-another. Different people have different opinions Whitelock, and I'm secure enough to accept that.
As for this...
Marielle Jaffe gives me major wood!
Lautner's acting sucks as bad as the football players in this (but they're not 'actors' so in their case it's understandable and expected).
Nice to see Liotta and Cosnter make an appearance, and isn't that the insurance guy playing Mr. Jones' character?
Oh, and Marielle gives me major wood (did I mention that already?).
Minks isnt a troll, hes a underpants gnome... He contributes "on topic"? Every comment he makes is seriously making me dumber by reading it. His corny sh*t is really aweful. This guy approves of ghostbusters 2 but thinks f.o.d. Is awful.... That right their proves my point. He needs to swallow a knife and DIE.
lol. I love the little trolls. They never post, you never see their names, until something you say gets them out form under their rock rollng into the field with only something hateful to say. Gotta love this place.
"Yea who would wanna go watch the ghosts of the some of the best baseball players of all time?"
Uh, because ghosts aren't real? And because if they were real, they wouldn't hang out in a f*cking cornfield waiting for some dull as dishwater guy to build a f*cking baseball diamond so they can toss a ball.
*Terrible* premise. Probably one of the absolute worst I have ever seen for what was supposed to be a serious film.
As for Ghostbusters 2, yeah, it wasn't great technically, but let me just say it was a film I watched as a child, and lets face it, it wasn't serious. It was goofy and camp and preposterous and it KNEW it. It didn't try to sell some idiotic concept as realistic and it didn't try to emotionally manipulate people to like it.
"I like how Mink will state he has no thoughts on something, followed by long winded thought on ghostbusters, the sequel, and the cartoon."
I didn't have any thoughts, moron, because if I did, I would have written ten paragrpahs instead. Three small paragraphs is 'no thought' for someone like me, whereas for you, bitching and moaning under your idiotic Coen Brothers moniker (because naming yourself after some goofball character from a film like the Big Lebowski is just really brilliant, right?) is what you call 'thinking', because if you had anything to offer or contribute you would. But you don't.
"Guys, Mink's a Troll, he lives off of getting reactions out of you guys by saying negative things."
Because waiting for the next nameless, postless troll gives me enormous pleasure and unrivaled satisfaction.
And I love how non-posters pop out of the woodwork *only* to level some insults, which is the absolute definition of the word 'troll', and then they call me the troll. That's so hilarious. And ironic. And downright idiotic.
And then one of them wants to bitch about a reduction in his Bell-Curve-research-thesis IQ. LMAO!
"Only a Troll would actually say the original 'Field of Dreams' was a stupid film."
Because it was. A very, very stupid film, and boring as f*ck. I think that's obvious, even to people like Ranger that felt the film connected with him becaise of his persanal feelings for his father.
But regardless, aside from that, Field of Dreams was both very boring, and that's debateable, and also foisted a laugably preposterous plot.
Just so you know, GHOSTS AREN'T f*ckING REAL! And if they were, they would NOT hang out in a f*cking cornfield! And they would NOT wait for some dribbling drooling *sshole to build them a baseball diamond so they can play ball.
Notice I said play ball and not play with balls, so don't get to excited.
And people wouldn't drive from miles around to see them do it, because in the impossible event something like that occurred, the newpaper people and the military would be out there beofre a bunch of slackjawed idiot yokels.
That's what happens though when you take horror film fodder and cliche and recycle it into melodrama. Should be pretty goddamned obvious to anyone with half a brain.
"Just ignore him."
By all means, please do. Maybe I can then post in f*cking peace without reading sh*t from a bunch of worthless idiotic trolls.
"Every comment he makes is seriously making me dumber by reading it."
Then don't read them you worthless piece of sh*t.
And people like you bitch when I post something very intelligent and knowledgeable. You always have. You're just quite simply *ssholeS, and you damned well know it. That's you persona, an asshle, and dealing with people like you, you've turned me into one too.
SO you just BITCH because all you are is some sad, spoiled f*ckhead that has nothing better to do than gripe at strangers over the internet like a nagging old dry-c*nt widow.
Either comment on the FILMS you ignorant wet sack of camel sh*t or SHUT THE f*ck UP. It's that simple, because you add nothing to anything.
What's a douchnozzle? And how would you know about one? That's something, I would imagine, only women would use. Your 24, likely white and comfortable, bitching about someone else's opinion, and using the word 'douche nozzle'.
People like you need to be sent to prison where you can have your lily white coward ass beat up every day by some hulking black guy so that when you finally return to society, the little screaming child noise in what you call a mind is so turned down you won't spend any time bitching about what other people do.
"He needs to swallow a knife and DIE."
Swallowing long and hard objects sounds more like your style. Because you're not remotely a man. Just another effeminate post-modern emasculated good for nothing know nothing piece of manchild garbage.
Now, please tell me how you didn't read what I wrote and then throw out some worthless insult instead. Trolls.
"Mink, Ranger, and trailertrash are the same person. Act accordingly people."
That's ok. You and Boyscouts and Che and thegrittynitty and Gunslinger and PrevalentMind and Dandy and Vin and Twatson and Swai and Whitta and Superweetguy and Hashbrownie and all the other uncreative, unimaginative, envious *sshole faggots are the same people too.
You may look different, you might live in widely disparate locations, but mentally, emotionally and, more importantly, intellectually, you're essentially the very same worthless future Soylent Green inductee.
lautner as a football player??...hahaha, even on funny or die it's a joke...as much of a joke as it was on valentine's day, which i still haven't seen, just the making...couldn't even watch the making all the way through...well i guess it was more fitting for him on valentine's day, he's a high school foozball player at best...but i'll never take him seriously as a college or professional football player...and btw the title should rightfully be field of dreams 3...there was a second made before and it was terrible if remembered what i read...never watched it, just read about how terrible it was and pretty much forgotten
Yea mink your picture is awesome, you look like your taking a sh*t probably on a dudes face. And your profile name is very original; your NAME? your seriously gonna knock the big lebowski? Yea the best black comedy of the 90's ( if ever) is something to reAlly be ashamed of you pathetic piece of crap. And how do i know what a douch nozzel is you ask? Your avatar basically is the definition. You say field of dreams is absurd due to ghosts being fake, yet your a ghostbuster fan? Yea that makes sense. And ghosts are real, ass. Since your the formost autharity on well, everything im sure you can give me a nice 10 paragraph essay on why your such a loser. You literally comment on everything, its sad.
So somebody is a " troll " for posting how much of a c*ck gobbler you are and because they dont spend time between whacking it to movie trailers and being a fag ass retard sitting on worstpreviewz waiting to throw their sh*tball long winded crap storms Against the comment wall. Some people work for a living and cant be glued to a comment section like u obviously do daily. Im a 24 year old over privelaged brat? Dude you know exactly as much about me as you do about movies you little cry baby... Now i shall await your thesis on how awesome you are, yet again and how dumb we all are.
Mink is ranger, ranger is mink!
He obviously needs a hug, and a girlfriend... And possibly a hobby other than commenting on every godamn thing inthe world. He f*ckin literally has conversations with himself on the comment wall. If that doesnt prove hes never seen a vagina i dont know what does. Maybe his face? Yea his face too.
And you're giving Mink sh*t for making assumptions? lol... double-standard much?
And I'll disagree with mink once again (knowing that he and I are secure enough to handle differing opinions... unlike others), I know ghosts to be real. Not going to explain, because I don't care to. I just know they are.
As for the needing to see some vag. Bro... I've been inside more than girls you've spoken with.
Why the hell did you choose to name yourself after a ool Coen Brothers character when you're obviously not cool at all, just a raging troublemaking *sshole? That's like Jeffrey Dahmer taking on the name of Jimmy Stewart's character from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
"Mink is ranger, ranger is mink!"
You wish! Then you could imagine banging two of us for the price of one.
"He obviously needs a hug, and a girlfriend..."
Sounds like you're offering.
"And possibly a hobby other than commenting on every godamn thing inthe world."
Sounds like you need a hobby other than bitching about me commenting.
"He f*ckin literally has conversations with himself on the comment wall."
Because you prefer reading names and numbers off the wall of a bathroom stall.
"If that doesnt prove hes never seen a vagina i dont know what does."
I see a p*ssy right now. Her name is thedudeabides (in her twat apparently).
"Maybe his face? Yea his face too."
The idea that my avatar gives you a boner seriously f*cking bothers me.
Dude, I'm done with you. You got precisely what you, and every other troll on here, wanted: attention. And an argument. I noticed you, and you noticed me noticing you, so you can go back to your world of video games, Facebook, Twitter and Monster energy drinks and talking about your car to coworkers who secretly can't f*cking stand you, and jack off knowing that Minkowski recognizes that you exist on WP. Your life must now be complete, especially with all the wonderful lack of education and literacy you display.
"Yea mink your picture is awesome"
Yep. Compared to that very original and inspiring generic WP logo of yours. Couldn't pry yourself from the weed and child porn long enough to upload an logo, something that expresses who you are, but you can waste hours attacking strangers for no good reason other than you can't find the ability to contribute to the comments section.
"you look like your taking a sh*t probably on a dudes face."
And you would know what that looks like?
"And your profile name is very original; your NAME? your seriously gonna knock the big lebowski?"
Yeah, I am, because you named yourself after an idiot character from a Coen Brothers movie, and I named myself after a f*cking brilliant mathematician.
"Yea the best black comedy of the 90's ( if ever)"
Maybe. The best black comedy of all time though would be you getting shower room raped in prison after your conviction for being an inveterate *sshole.
"is something to reAlly be ashamed of you pathetic piece of crap."
Save those words of love for your father. If you ever find him.
"And how do i know what a douch nozzel is you ask?"
Pretty sure that was the question, idiot.
"Your avatar basically is the definition."
So then, you've never read a real dictionary and instead prefer the ones with all the pretty pictures instead?
"You say field of dreams is absurd due to ghosts being fake"
No, idiot, I said it's a preposterous film because even if ghosts were real, and they're not, they wouldn't hang around a f*cking cornfield talking to some f*ckstick trying to get him to build a baseball diamond.
Even the dead would have better things to do.
"yet your a ghostbuster fan?"
I am not your boyfriend, so please don't put things in my mouth, not even words, so no, I didn't ever say I'm a Ghostbuster's fan.
"Yea that makes sense."
Only to idiots like you, apparently.
"And ghosts are real, ass."
Uh, they are not, and no offense to Ranger, only a scientifically illiterate child would say that. Again, no offense to Ranger.
"Since your the formost autharity on well, everything im sure you can give me a nice 10 paragraph essay on why your such a loser."
I'd rather tell you how to spell authority, but you're such a poorly educated imbecile, I'll let you just continue to exist as evidence to that fact instead.
"You literally comment on everything, its sad."
Literally, versus metaphorically. Because you really meant 'virtually', you illiterate inbred prison sex-doll.
Its good to see the moderator of the comments (minks) is also my 7th grade english teacher. f*ck off your over zelis douchbag, your the biggest tool ive ever seen. You get so worked up over nothing, your like a man child... No offense to ranger! No offense ranger!!!!
Suck his d*ck some more mink.
I'm not sucking his d*ck, as you so easily seem inclined to imagine, I'm simply leaving him out of the insults I extend towards you. No need to piss him off when you're quite ovciously the only infectious troll here at the moment.
Anyway, you're done. Not only are repeating yourself, but much worse, you're obviously a laconic and under-educated bore. Go back to pulling fries and leave the adults alone. Thanks and have a nice death.
Really ranger, cause that is so hilarious.... And minl, go back to doing whatever it is you do, probably trolling on every movie sight on the internet. Theirs a few new articles that are awaiting you corny as f*ck meaningless comments. Seriously every comment by you makes you sound like an even bigger douch.
Ghosts are fake babies, im a super well educated genius. And i could write a 10 paragraph essay on anything you throw my way! Dude, your obviously a troll... And a sh*tty one at that. Your NEVER funny and the harder you try, the sadder it get you jew fro having loser. Now i shall await your over the top cry baby comeback... Followe by ranger coming to lick on your comments nuts. Basically all ranger does is insert a quote from minks followed by somethimg along the lines of "haha what a good one mink, im still gagging on your hilarious comment!"