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Ryan Dunn Almost Killed Bam Margera in a Previous Car Crash

Posted: June 29th, 2011 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Ryan Dunn Almost Killed Bam Margera in a Previous Car CrashSubmit Comment
Fellow "Jackass" star Bam Margera is very sad after losing his best friend Ryan Dunn who drove drunk and crashed his car at speeds of 130 mph, killing his passenger. But Bam is not surprised that this happened.

"He flipped me in a car eight times at the same exact spot in 1996," he recalled. "Thank God I had my seat belt on, because Chris Raab put one on me, but my brother didn't have one on. He flew 40 feet. Thank God he's alive. But like, Dunn was always a manic at driving."

Bam went on to say that the last text message he got from Dunn said that Dunn was going to stop for a beer before meeting up with him. Bam now wishes he tried to stop him, but says that Dunn probably wouldn't have listened.

The DVD commentary for Season 5 of the "Jackass" TV series has several cast-members joking that Dunn will one day die in a car crash. "He's gonna eat it one of these times [in a car accident]," Bam is heard saying. "He'll never learn his lesson."

Another cast member said: "I have [Ryan] in the death pool... for death by vehicle."

Source: E! Online


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The Derp Knight writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:12:50 PM

So did the other cast member win some money with that pool?
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:13:30 PM

people like Dunn shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets. They're 30 yearold children with absolutely no sense of concern for others and no sense of responsibility.
TeemSelami writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:17:22 PM

Dunno what i'll do with out him.

http://ilovepwnage.com/video.php?v=MjIyODk=
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:18:37 PM

Bam could've been Dunn also. Damn.

That's probably why he was crying at the crash site afterwards. He seems like the 'cuddling while the pitcher drives like a madman' sort of pansy.
beepboop writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:19:38 PM

"But Bam is not surprised that this happened." Nobody is surprised that this happened.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:20:13 PM

Hey Ryan, what's your take on Bam's statement ?

Ryan ?

C'mon, guy. Quit being all stuckup and giving us the silent treatment.

Speak up, Jackass.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:26:40 PM

The J@ck@$$ De@th P00l has official started: ... so let's see ... Bam Margera (Getting Dismembered By An Angry Woman ... or his Uncle Paulie) ...what do ya think ? 20 to one ? Johnny Knoxville (One too many tazers)? Chris Pontius ? (From Hypothermia) .... Wee Man (By A Lesbian Serbian Basketball/Hockey Team) ... Steve O (Runs Full Speed Into A Brick Wall, gets Gary Busey Brain Damage and walks off an Overpass) ...

and Mad Magazine claims it has the Usual Gang of Idiots ....
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:27:54 PM

Must suck for Dunn. He got roasted once behind the wheel, and now he's burning in hell for murdering his passenger.

Once flippin, twice fried.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:28:18 PM

"He flipped me in a car eight times at the same exact spot in 1996," he recalled. "Thank God I had my seat belt on, because Chris Raab put one on me, but my brother didn't have one on. He flew 40 feet. Thank God he's alive. But like, Dunn was always a manic at driving."


Jackass wasn't the correct name for these guys. Retard is more apripo.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:29:01 PM

If Bam gets into an accident and winds up like Christopher Reeve, it will be a blessing.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:30:10 PM

minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:27:54 PM

Must suck for Dunn. He got roasted once behind the wheel, and now he's burning in hell for murdering his passenger.

Once flippin, twice fried.


@minkowski

This is one roast even the Friars can get behind.

I'm waiting for the rest of the cast to join this roast.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:32:05 PM

The DVD commentary for Season 5 of the "Jackass" TV series has several cast-members joking that Dunn will one day die in a car crash. "He's gonna eat it one of these times [in a car accident]," Bam is heard saying. "He'll never learn his lesson."

*Golf clap*

Way to go, Nostradamus.

Way to predict it, Captain Obvious.

Now go in a corner and start weeping like the little bitch you are.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:33:30 PM

Bam went on to say that the last text message he got from Dunn said that Dunn was going to stop for a beer before meeting up with him. Bam now wishes he tried to stop him, but says that Dunn probably wouldn't have listened.


So TECHNICALLY, Bam Margera aided and abedded in a murder by not talking Dunn out of driving to his (and his passenger's) death.

Way to go, you dumb f*ck.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:35:35 PM

Hey Ryan,

How's it feel, being a mechanical animal outside of a cheap supermarket for Michael Jackson to ride for eternity in Hell ?

That c*ck in your ass must make you really want a drink, hunh ?
Champ1432 writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:40:23 PM

Wow, those guys are pretty funny with their comments in the DVD commentary.

Are they laughing now?

And nice way to clean your conscience there, Bam. "I could have done something to try and stop something I knew was wrong, but he wouldn't have listened anyway, so my inaction is validated."

The fact that this happened before is most disturbing of all. To flip a car that many times (even if 8 is exaggerating, to flip it at all), have a passenger ejected, get lucky enough to walk away unscathed, and not learn any type of lesson is just pathetic.

And then to repeat the action, this time taking your life AND someone else's. Reprehensible .
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:45:42 PM

And to think, some people see the Jackass Crew as...heroes. lol.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:49:01 PM

minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 8:45:42 PM

And to think, some people see the Jackass Crew as...heroes. lol.


@mink

Because they have very low standards ... like peeing in the shower while washing up (because they are lazy f*cks).
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 9:24:22 PM

Or sucking each other off while washing up. Much like the crew of Jackass.
blumpkin writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 10:11:48 PM

please don't tell me that max is gonna be posting 100 comments on every news headline like he used to!!!
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 10:21:29 PM

Skip em if you don't like em, sweetheart.
hashbrownie writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 10:31:19 PM

mink and max you 2 should go lice each others twats. and no i personally don't see the jackass crew as heroes but they did entertain me and make me laugh. i still can't believe all the garbage and negative sh*t you guys write. i think you 2 should go have about 20 shots at the bar and go for a ride. oh and no worries i will pick up the tab. f*cking low lifes
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 10:39:22 PM

Yes, me and max, we're the lowlifes.

You must have had a few DUIs in your life, brother, for you to get on here and defend some sc*mbag *sshole drink driving murdering 34 year old loser manchild.

You know, the guy he killed was going to get married, Probably have children. Now he won't. Now he won't know the joys of children or marriage. His wife? She won't either. But she get's to go indentify her fiance from his teeth.

And who are you defending again? Oh yeah, the 34 year old unmarried childless irresponsible alcoholic loser car-wrecking idiot, a guy that shouldn't have been allowed to live, but hey, he *entertained* you, so it's all cool, right? no big deal as long as you can sit back and drink and do your drugs and watch your sh*t television while jacking off to your sister's prom photo.

You know who's the sc*mbag? YOU! Now go ram your car into tree, you sack of human garbage.
Electro Rock writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:13:15 PM

And go lice your twat.
Ranger writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:14:27 PM

@mink - 'the joys of marriage'?! WTF?!

Can I have some of what you're smokin?

Raptor Jesus writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:25:47 PM

Been lurking this site for a while now and I normally don't give a sh*t about posting, but this time I have something to say:

Yes, I agree Ryan Dunn wasn't a dumb sack of sh*t and he f*cked up not only his own life, but the lives of others by being a man-child with no sense of responsibility. They were dumb too though, to get into the car of someone the knew was a reckless driver and intoxicated.

Minkowski and Max- you are both f*cking retards who have nothing to do but sit around on this site posting the most vile, f*cked up sh*t you can think of about celebrities and whatever "news" this site posts about them. It's not even just one comment. You spend all night making new posts whenever some witty line pops into your head after re-reading the story a hundred times to make sure you didn't miss any opportunities. Sometimes it's entertaining, but mostly it's just sad.

I know you'll respond to this with some real f*cking clever and witty comments that will make you feel like you're the coolest guy at WP, but really you're not impressing anyone. If you want to act like children and spend all day talking sh*t on a forum, maybe you should go to 4chan.

Anyways, Karma will catch up with you two f*ck-faces soon enough. I see Minkowski and Max dying in a car crash together because the one driving was distracted because the other was giving him road-head. They'll find your mutilated bodies in the wreckage with your teeth imbedded in his c*ck.
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:30:02 PM

I'm smoking a Cuban cigar, ranger, and by that I mean a cigarette I found in a dead immigrant's twat.
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:33:56 PM

I see we have another Jackass fan. Must suck to worship morons, must make you feel less an idiot to laugh at guys like Ryan Dunn and that puerile Steve-O.

I wonder, did he know that, did he know he made a f*cking fool out of himself and his quite short and wasted life just so slightly smarter morons could enjoy an improved self-esteem?

If so, it's really, really sad.
Ranger writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:43:10 PM

'I'm smoking a Cuban cigar, ranger, and by that I mean a cigarette I found in a dead immigrant's twat.' --- Share-zeys!
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:46:33 PM

Sorry bro, there was only two and the maggots smoked the other.
Ranger writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:53:06 PM

I HATE it when they do that!
minkowski writes:
on June 29th, 2011 at 11:54:54 PM

Even worse, they were writhing so loud I couldn't get my nicotine buzz. Damned baby blowflies. Just eat and go.
jdl107 writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 1:59:44 AM

^^^

Please don't respond to this one Mink, I'm getting sick of these little pansies.
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 2:02:05 AM

Max and mink are the biggest trolls on here they seriously have no life at all They shouldnt let theyre mouth write a check theyre ass cant cash i know theyre taking that quote literally and max is looking up at minkowski and saying wait our asses have a life? omg no way!. Seriously you two are both f*cking stupid you guys try way too hard it's kind of sad, making fun of a dead person? really? just really? i dare you tio say that in a bar or someplace cuz youd have your f*ckking skull bashed into two pieces. Mink i think youll lick the blood up after your boy toy max is done.
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 2:10:05 AM

Max and mink are probably making a porno right now and are writing A letter to WP to advertise it Im sure lots of offerings of d*ck sucking will be offered by the two (d*cksucking is there game ya know)
I wonder how long it will take max to ome up with yet another Dumbass comment He's like a f*cking six year old. Whats wrong man did daddy diddle you again? Yeah f*ck you man you c*cksucker go jerk off and be a conformist somewhere else Your mother should have swallowed you you f*cking cobbler.
jdl107 writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 2:17:04 AM

Don't do it... it's what they want you to do.



(For god sakes... don't.)
Mudders writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 2:21:20 AM

mtv killed television star
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 2:24:05 AM

Max i would love to just straight up bust your f*cking head open id so win that fight it wouldnt even be fair you are a p*ssy.
Kooky SpunkCaked writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:29:52 AM

^^^^^^^^^^
Anger management issues much ?

While I have watched the Jackass movies and found these guys amusing, I can't condone Ryan's actions and certainly can't condone Bam's. Ryan intentionally and with sound mind drank above legal limits, got into a car with another passenger, drove almost twice the legal limit in most states and died.

Bam didn't talk him out of it. Now he's trying to justify his conscious by inadvertently saying "I wish I had told him not to do this." He could have taken more action during those times he was with Dunn and wound up in a wreck. Or someone in their circle could have. But they didn't.

But could haves, should haves don't mean anything at this point.
Kooky SpunkCaked writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:37:44 AM

The fact of the matter is that Max knows what buttons to push for Jackass fans who "lurk" the site, like you Raptor Jesus, Blumpkin, Hash Brownie and especially you, Swai. You have to realize that by giving in to the temptation to slam him, you're just fueling his power to make you look embarassing. I say, just let it go.

The media will find something else to circle the vultures on to feed off for a while, whether it's a temper tantrum on set or an anti Semetic actor yelling obscenities at his wife. Or an actress going in and out of a courtroom like it's a subway turnstile.
Kooky SpunkCaked writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:47:04 AM

@Raptor

Just a question on your post:

You said Ryan WASN'T a dumb sack of sh*t and f*cked up his own life and the lives of others ? Did you mean he WAS a dumb sack of sh*t and f*cked up his own life and the lives of others ? I just ask because I found the first paragraph of your well thought out post contradictory and wanted to just get clarification on it.

Thanks.
Kooky SpunkCaked writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:49:17 AM

@Ronald Regan

The former, late president's name was Ronald REAGAN, not Ronald Regan.

Ronald Regan is a technical programmer in Butte, Montana who drives a 93 Honda and takes a sack lunch to work.

* Just for clarification *
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 4:03:02 AM

I guess retardedness is requisite for the Jackass job.
pH0u57 writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 4:26:48 AM

Jackass Season 5?!?!
Parker_Von_Mink_Ranger writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 5:19:51 AM

The Junior had a max c*ck tan.

Don´t be to hard on Mink everybody. He´ll rape you in your dreams cause he´s Wolverine..and he´s kinda awesome. And he loves Shawshank....so do i. So leave him alone.

The new 2011 intelli-trolls are hard to handle. The squirt out alot of text while having a black c*ck (c*ck can also be white) in their mouth, excellent nutrition.

So basically, they plug the c*ck into their mouth before they start typing. The seemen starts to pour down their hungry f*ckable throaths. Oh what i would give for some throath f*cking.

Actually tried something very filthy the other day (with a girl, i think!!??). Can´t write about it here though...but im sure my good asslord Ranger would want to try that aswell...

Back on topic; Can Max Rockatansky Junior work as a HIV-action movie?

Reminds me of the 'Frequently Asked Questions' over at that HIV web site.

Q:"Does HIV Exist?".

A: YES.

Any other question?

And good going Max Rockatansky Junior, you took the Green Seemen gig which tanked like Big time when you could have taken Flesh-light, which might work on some cinematic level, though I admit, probably would work better as a Straight Man/women series.
Any other questions?


Cinemaisdead writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:14:38 AM

Wait so the guy called Raptor Jesus with a picture of the raptor made famous by the notorious forum REDDIT slags off mink and max and tells them to go on 4chan which is a site just as f*cking nerdy and sad as REDDIT. Hypocrite much? And all you people moaning about people saying he's dead shut the f*ck up and go look after your mums cause they're gonna die soon to.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 7:21:02 AM

Nice to see Ryan's personal taint licker, Swai, came by to pay his respects, before savoring the chocolately browntown highway that is Bam Margera's sphincter.

There's not enough Scope on the planet that can take the stink of Bam's crispy butt nuggets off your tongue, fecalboy.

Right, Ryan ?

Ryan ?

C'mon Ryan, don't be shy. Don't do the 'silent treatment'.

Speak up, Mr. Dunn.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 7:25:07 AM

^ Oh, and it took you over a day and a half to respond to my commentary.

Time must fly when you're constantly f*cking your sister and dead mother, Swai. By the way, the maggots on your dead mothers skin make a nice lubricant for you to slide all 1 1/2 inches of that manhood deep into her rigor mortis'd mouth to squeeze your retarded seed into her.
Ranger writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 11:04:43 AM

lol.
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 1:26:15 PM

Max the fact that you havent realized noone gives a sh*t about your opinion is as questionable as your manner of speaking/typing etc. Max and Mink you are what we call a conformist. You obviously don't know what that means. you follow what everyone else is doing you bash on what other people are bashing and you like what other people like. You lack your own opinion. you and mink are just two of the bigest aeolists ive ever encountered, I know it'll take you a long time to write back cuz you both are swimming in pools of your own semen mixed with chunks of your own menstral chunks that were flying out of your vagina and you guys are partaking in the act of adelphepothia. then laughing at your own juvenile selves.

I feel sorry for both your brothers and cousin because when you were born they did not realize the blethcerous mess they had made that one faithful saturday night.
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 1:32:30 PM

And Max for the record the only personal taint licker here is you when Minkowski asks you to open wide you just shoot your load into his mouth.


Dumbass
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 1:37:42 PM

Max has his taint licking buisness advertised on Craigslist, that's how minkowski got a hold of him. (He really did get a hold of him)

Hey Max does Minkowski cradle your prosthetic testicles when hes Licking your taint?
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 1:39:01 PM

I think Minkowski isnt replying back cuz hes getting Deepthroated by Max's Glow in the dark sparkling dildo at that whorehouse they bought on theyre inbred honeymoon.
chestnutticus_69 writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:39:55 PM

If i had a dollar for every time Minkf*ckface, and Fag f*ckatansky junior commented on here i would be rich.
Its not that people are the hugest jackass fans or anything, its just people liked the dude. Its just, after seeing the 100th comment by you guys about how the other dude sucked the other dude off passed him hepes which then used to f*ck 3 hookers so that charlie sheen could say they are winning, is just f*cking STUPID, and annoying. You f*cksticks are two of the dumbest f*ck's to ever f*ck on this earth, i hope you f*cking pass aids to each other while you both tokyo sandblast each other. This website has been brought down by your stupid trolling activies, and now its time to give a big f*ck you to you guys. Cant wait to see your responses of
"ask your mum what aids feels like since i gave it to her while i tokyo sandblasted her"
Lets see your great witty response, or maybe you wont have a response since you'll be too busy sucking each others d*cks in appreciation of how well you troll this website, and no this is not being a hypocrite this is just giving you a taste of your own medicine,


CHUPA ME JUEVOS, PUTO!!!
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:47:14 PM

Max and Mink would not last in a mosh pit at a punk show i was at one last night my band played a show and I thought to myself those aeolists wouldnt last one bit.
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:55:23 PM

Hey chestnutticus 69 guess who im doing an impression of


Oh i hope all of youhave aidsss blatrghhg i have grammar and typing problems i cant type right blarfefjdhafdhgadjshjahfgfjhagj TROLL!
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 4:21:56 PM

Im imitating you two buttpluggers Max and mink lol how stupid are they?
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 5:31:24 PM

The max c*ckatansky HIV action movie is probably the porno him mink badchad bando rambo and cinemaisdead probably made i hear that they all have aids. I think theyre probably gonna sk to have james cameron convert it to 3D haha Need more money guy? you guys should go back to your roots which would be prostitution.
Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 5:33:45 PM

I think the reason why theyre not replying faster is because all of them may still at the Annual d*cksucking Championship founded by Maxs Grandma.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:33:14 PM

^ (Regarding ChestnutsUpTheAss and Swallowing Him) Who knew Alex brought Dumb & Dumber to the comment section ?

Nice to see the pack of monolithic retards finally wake up from their bong buzz, go pick up their unemployment checks, scratch their ass then pick their teeth and finally sign in to leave their comments.

Hey, Swai, who am I imitating ?

" I'm in a band and I love Insane Clown Posse and I love stalking Max and Mink because my life is so pathetic they can't tell that I cry myself to sleep instead of getting my Prozac, which my hag of a fagmom keeps bitching at me about ... and the way Max keeps picking on poor old dead Ryan Dunn and poor old sniveling Bam Margera isn't fair, even though Max does make a solid point that Ryan did not only commit suicide but also homicide because he also killed his passenger in the car and they make solid points that Ryan Dunn was a f*cking boozehound that almost cost not only Bam Margera his life, but also his brothers life as well! Oh, on top of that, Bam was negligent in taking Ryan to rehab, as well as Ryan's immediate family, thus probably prevent this from ever occuring in the first place. Or at least taking him to Alcoholics Anonymous. No, Bam just talked to him on his cell, WHILE IN ARIZONA, knew he was drunk and didn't have a second thought in his head, JUST LIKE MY RETARDED f*ckING ASS. All I can do is just talk about homosexual sex because deep down I'm an Aryan wannabe who got kicked out every White Power group, INCLUDING THE HAMMERSKINS, because I'm too much of a hothead who has severe sociopathic disorder and destroyed any chance by f*cking that big, black girl down the street because, quite frankly, I couldn't get laid if I covered my c*ck in peanut butter and slumped naked in front of the family dog, but that's besides the point ... damn, I love Jackass and me and my buddies attempt to smear of feces on our face every day and run naked through the local grocery store, yelling like Vikings ... and my name is Swai, also know as Watson, who's my split personality and invisible friend. "

Sums it up to me, I'd say.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:36:36 PM

Swai, you, Chestnutticus and Hashbrownie can all do a daisy chain f*ck and die from asphyxiation, David Carridine style
and I wouldn't make a joke about it.

But I'd still laugh.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:39:03 PM

Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 5:33:45 PM

I think the reason why theyre not replying faster is because all of them may still at the Annual d*cksucking Championship founded by Maxs Grandma.


@Swai

... all the while, you and your lady friends are reacquainting yourselves with your womanhood by sitting in a circle and using a handmirror to look up your vagina.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:40:31 PM

Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 1:39:01 PM

I think Minkowski isnt replying back cuz hes getting Deepthroated by Max's Glow in the dark sparkling dildo at that whorehouse they bought on theyre inbred honeymoon.


@Swai

When you talk about imbreeding, we all consider that you're speaking from experience. Let's ask your older sister, I mean your Mom.

Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:43:08 PM

Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:47:14 PM

Max and Mink would not last in a mosh pit at a punk show i was at one last night my band played a show and I thought to myself those aeolists wouldnt last one bit.


@Swai

Playing in your basement with your "flesh flute" while servicing your dog isn't considered a band, retard.

Hey, I figured it out. Swai's GG ALLIN, without the talent, full of HIV and still dead.

Much like Ryan.

Isn't that right, Ryan ?
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 6:48:08 PM

chestnutticus_69 writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 3:39:55 PM
If i had a dollar for every time Minkf*ckface, and Fag f*ckatansky junior commented on here i would be rich.
Its not that people are the hugest jackass fans or anything, its just people liked the dude. Its just, after seeing the 100th comment by you guys about how the other dude sucked the other dude off passed him hepes which then used to f*ck 3 hookers so that charlie sheen could say they are winning, is just f*cking STUPID, and annoying. You f*cksticks are two of the dumbest f*ck's to ever f*ck on this earth, i hope you f*cking pass aids to each other while you both tokyo sandblast each other. This website has been brought down by your stupid trolling activies, and now its time to give a big f*ck you to you guys. Cant wait to see your responses of
"ask your mum what aids feels like since i gave it to her while i tokyo sandblasted her"
Lets see your great witty response, or maybe you wont have a response since you'll be too busy sucking each others d*cks in appreciation of how well you troll this website, and no this is not being a hypocrite this is just giving you a taste of your own medicine,


CHUPA ME JUEVOS, PUTO!!!


@CrustyFuttiCuz

If you had a dollar for every brain cell you possessed to write your response, you couldn't afford the Value Drink in a kid's Happy Meal.


Espero que su madre recibe un caso grave de herpes del novio de ella es jodidamente fuera de su matrimonio, entonces ella por contrato se extiende a usted, así que vete a la mierda entonces cuando "la señora Botas", su gato, en el culo, su gato también se el herpes también. Vete a la mierda y Swai / Watson y espero que ambos se encuentran en un motel infestadas sucia y el SIDA por el aeropuerto en una cama sucia con orina jeringas en cada brazo y la polla hasta el momento por el culo que parece que fue soldado no .
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 7:01:33 PM

Swai writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 5:31:24 PM
The max c*ckatansky HIV action movie is probably the porno him mink badchad bando rambo and cinemaisdead probably made i hear that they all have aids. I think theyre probably gonna sk to have james cameron convert it to 3D haha Need more money guy? you guys should go back to your roots which would be prostitution.

* If this the way this guy writes, his lyrics for his songs must be severely f*cked up.

I mean, seriously, has this guy even passed remedial grammar ? Probably not.

It's like watching a case study of guys strung out on crystal meth and asking them to walk a straight line. Like in those educational films they used to show in school. I bet this guy thinks Violent Jay is reading his fan letters, when in reality Violent Jay's fan mail handler is opening it up, waiting for both of them to get really baked and then they sit in a corner room somewhere and laugh their asses off at him.

Not WITH him. At him.

All the while, his 'band' is really working hard at getting a gig set up that has a bigger venue than a pizza establishment that can't hold more than 40 people or it becomes a fire hazard and are really getting bummed out having to do menial labor while their demo keeps getting turned down by A&R guy after A&R guy.

If there was a psychologist analyzing his atrocious grammar and hysterical use of metaphor, they would probably call the local authorities and ask to have him restrained.

And it would be sad if he didn't realize we don't give a rat's ass about him and are laughing at him. Not WITH him. At him.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 7:02:45 PM

Hey Swai,

If you're gonna comment, lay off the pipe.

We can tell.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 7:06:21 PM

Oh, and Dunn ?

Still deader than Swai's/Watson's penis during doggystyling it with Raptor Jesus, while Chestnutticus is swallowing the spooge coming out of Raptor Jesus' vagina, while Blumpkin, Parker_Mon_Vink_Ranger and Hashbrownie are all daisy chaining it in the trunk, while Swai's rusted old car is speeding off the cliff, running into the ravine, hitting the rocks and bursting into flames.

Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 7:08:21 PM

Swai, vete a la mierda y morir, maldito saco de retraso, la vagina llevaba el mono de mierda inútil.
Bandito dela Pepto Bismol writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 9:11:44 PM

Wait. Who's Ryan Dunn?
minkowski writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 9:44:49 PM

f*ck, I so forgot about this f*cking thread. Look at all the sh*t flying. lol. Holy flying f*ck.
minkowski writes:
on June 30th, 2011 at 9:45:35 PM

"Wait. Who's Ryan Dunn? "

Some fat burnt barrel of monkey spunk.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 1st, 2011 at 9:43:00 PM

I really Wish this damn site Would stop uploading stuff about Dunn.. Because People are just going to keep mocking his death, The guys dead. Leave it Be.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 1st, 2011 at 9:48:00 PM

Lmao Max I swear you jerk your meat to Ryan Dunn lol you can't stop talking about him can you ? Why is it so hard for you to shut the f*ck up ? Lol and I STILL don't understand how Bams a "Cry baby bitch" for being sad over his friends death. I Can't wait for your best friend to die lol See if you cry :P
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 1st, 2011 at 10:09:00 PM

* In dedication of TanBum the Assmuncher *

Munchkins
Ding Dong! Ryan Dunn is dead. Which f*cking Jackhole ? Ryan Dunn!
Ding Dong! Ryan Dunn is dead.
Wake up - Bam Magera, wipe your eyes, realize he's dead.
Wake up - Ryan Dunn is dead. He's gone where Hitler and Idi Amin would go,
Below, below, below. Yo-Dumb Ho! Let's open up singing and ring the bells out,
Ding Dong! The Merry-oh, Sing it high, sing it low,
Let them know.
That Jackhole Ryan Dunn's dead!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 1st, 2011 at 10:20:56 PM


Tanman32123 scrawls with his tiny, dwarf like hands:

on July 1st, 2011 at 9:43:00 PM

"I really Wish this damn site Would stop uploading stuff about Dunn.. Because People are just going to keep mocking his death, The guys dead. Leave it Be."

* Shut your f*cking troll trap and we will quit making fun of The Alcoholic In Hell.

"Lmao(!) Max(,) I swear you jerk your meat to Ryan Dunn(.) (L)ol (!) (Y)ou can't stop talking about him can you ? (Nope. I'll keep belittling him, all the while editing your comments (because it's amusing watching retards like you and your buttbuddy Swai try to convey in a runon sentence what you are trying to say. It's like watching silverbacks pick off parasites from other apes backs and eat them, f*cknut.) Why is it so hard for you to shut the f*ck up ? (Because making fun of a dead, homicidal alcoholic with no concern for his life, much less his passenger IS fun.) Lol (!) (A)nd I STILL don't understand how Bams a "Cry baby bitch" for being sad over his friends death(?, not a ., douchebag. Unless the period is the one you missed when getting buttf*cked by steroid-boy, Swai.) (Bam's an accomplice to this. And his weeping now is too little, too late. f*ck his retarded ass and f*ck you too.). I (c)an't wait for your best friend to die (Oh, would you ? I would ever be so relieved!) (L)ol(!) See if you cry :P "

f*ck! You must need Hooked on Phonics or a f*cking grammar lesson more than Swai. I swear, it's like judging a Special Olympics where all the retarded contestants are deaf, dumb, blind and dumb. And eat paste AND lead chips daily.

You don't like us making Ryan Dunn ? Then f*ck off. Why? Because he was a f*cking moron and the fact he lived this long was strictly a matter of odds, rather than considerable prudence.

And the fact that you worship this dumb, dead, drunk f*ck makes you even more one-celled ameoba than him.

Right, Ryan ? Ryan ?

Oh, yeah. That's right.

He's still f*cking DEAD.
Bandito dela Pepto Bismol writes:
on July 1st, 2011 at 10:25:47 PM

@mink

Oh. Okay. He must not be much of a celebrity then.

Well, it could have been worse * from what I read *. He could have died from an overdose outside the Viper Room like River Phoenix did.

Now, River Phoenix. THERE was a celebrity.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 1st, 2011 at 11:20:29 PM

i dont understand how im the troll ? in internet lingo a troll is defined as the person who wont stop bashing things for no reason. You my good friend fit this definition lol(!)

and i'm only going to say this one more time. i never worshiped Dunn. but i personally feel bashing ones death shouldn't be aloud. pardon me for being a normal person. Unlike your heartless, pitiful, soulless ass. Burn in hell, and say hi to Dunn for me <3
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 1:01:06 AM

Ryan Dunn ~ Alive or Dead ?

A. Deader than Lindsay Lohan's career.

Last words to Ryan, " Gotta light ? "
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 1:03:28 AM

"but i personally feel bashing ones death shouldn't be aloud. pardon me for being a normal person. Unlike your heartless, pitiful, soulless ass. Burn in hell, and say hi to Dunn for me"

Pot calling kettle, buddy.

Pot calling kettle.

Bet right now Ryan and Hitler are trading "war wound" stories. I bet that one of the condom with the car up Ryan's ass is making Hitler giggle like Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
James Lipton T-Bag writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 9:03:59 AM

Great Paul Lynde's Grandma's Panties!

Ryan Reynolds Almost Killed Bam Margera in a Previous Car Crash? How dare he! I found him quite splendid in The Proposal, but if he almost killed Bam Margera, I must wash my hands of him.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 11:15:41 AM

How many Ryan Dunn's does it take to screw in a replacement light bulb ?

Well, after you dig their dead bodies out of the ground and give them that voodoo talc that brings them to life ...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 11:18:58 AM

@James Lipton T-Bag

Wrong Ryan. Ironically, both of them recently were the key spectacles of public visual wrecks.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 12:36:38 PM

Ya know, every time TanAss, SwallowingHim or any of his Jackhole cronies comments on this site, it reminds me of that HBO Real Sex episode where fat f*cks where Depends, pretend they are babies and have Jerry Springer fat bitches spank them, change their diapers and lactate into their greedy, drooling mouths. Ironically, they all look like man-sized, fat assed, deceased Ryan Dunns.

Only funnier.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:02:49 PM

Actually, it would've only been funnier HAD Ryan survived and had to ride around in a wheelchair, only being able to move it by blowing into a tube (much like Swai and Tanman get rides around town, by blowing guys).

Then Johnny Knoxville could've introduced him in Jackass IV: The Search for Spunk by saying, " This is Ryan Dunn. And this is The Stephen Hawking Slingshot!"

* laughs *

Ah, good times!
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:11:11 PM

Hey Max Why don't you try to get out more Buddy lol(!) you do know there's a world outside your moms house right ? Lol(!) btw I think your late for Your Day date With Mink, He said he will Bring the Flowers as long as you bring the condoms! Don't forget the lube Yea fruits!
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:51:44 PM

" Hey Max Why don't you try to get out more Buddy lol(!) you do know there's a world outside your moms house right ? Lol(!) btw I think your late for Your Day date With Mink, He said he will Bring the Flowers as long as you bring the condoms! Don't forget the lube Yea fruits! "

Awww, stinknuggets cares if I get out more often. That's so endearing.

Just like when the cops catch him blowing the bartenders at Le Che Fishlips, so he can get free drinks.

I can hardly wait for Tanman to do his River Phoenix impression and OD in front of the drive through liquor store.

It always kills.

Just like it did RYAN DUNN.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:53:05 PM

Max seems to like getting into detail about his feelings. That's probably because he was f*cked by his brothers vagina lol Max im surprised noone has stabbed you in the face yet. Give it time it'll happen.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:53:48 PM

" Every time Ryan Dunn dies,
an Ethiopian child eats more than just rancid flies. "
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:55:06 PM

Uh oh looks like Michael Maus must be on crack (again) today right guys? Is this the 29th relapse you have had? i think it might be
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:55:43 PM

And there's Tanman's fellow pillow pirate, Swallowing j*zz ...

Take some Midol and enjoy the holiday weekend, f*ckface.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:58:03 PM

I'll bust your f*cking head open mah niggah
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:59:15 PM

Michael Maus seems to be going through his daily withdrawal of his heroin addiction.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 2:59:35 PM

Piss off, you Aryan Porch Honkey ... and do it in Tanbum's mouth, so you both can get off.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 3:00:03 PM

you sure no alot about drugs niggah
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 3:04:51 PM

I think I'll go watch future Ryan Dunn's celebrate 4th of July weekend by falling drunk off of boats and drowning in the lake.

Or waterskiing drunk at 130 miles per hour and then hitting the pier at top speed.

Like Swai's mom hitting the booze and f*cking the locals.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 3:35:43 PM

Michael is quite adiment about his fantasies he has of his family members you sure like partaking in the act of adelphepothia eh michael
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 3:50:27 PM

That's right michael just dont reply you dont have anything to respond you f*cking twat
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 4:25:21 PM

"Michael is quite adiment about his fantasies he has of his family members you sure like partaking in the act of adelphepothia eh michael

That's right michael just dont reply you dont have anything to respond you f*cking twat"

Now, translation for those of you who need an intrepreter:

" Michael is quite adament about his fantasies, like watching me high dive from the 80th floor of the Chrysler Building into a thimble full of Stoli. He has family members (mine mostly make up circus freaks and my punk band's logo is a picture of my bearded mum f*cking my dwarf dad with a strapon). You sure like watching me recall my stories of partaking in the act of adelphepothia (See? I can Google the big words too! I'm a Big Boy now! My mom says that every time she changes my diapers!), eh, Michael ? (Yeah, we all get a good laugh as we look at your high school pictures. You know, it takes a big man to admit he graduated high school at 24. Nice to know you're that man, Special Ed.)"

"That's right, Michael ... just don't feel like you should have to reply to my ramblings. You know I don't have anything to add to this conversation worth talking about, don't you? I, Swai, am a f*cking twat. (Well, that was rather obvious, you f*cking loser.) "


** Disclaimer : Neither Worst Previews, D. Putnam, Alex or any of the Worst Previews staff stand behind anything Swai or Tanman choose to spew out of their gobsacks. **

And Ryan Dunn ? Still more dead and flatulant than Swai's penis during sex .... as testified by his mom.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 7:07:33 PM

Michael Maus is one white trash piece of sh*t lol what a douchebag Hes f*cking his sisters dead corpse now lol. how sophmoric are you niggah.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 7:08:29 PM

You have a sh*tty taste in movies lol
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 7:09:29 PM

Max shut the f*ck up ill burn your house down.
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 7:10:27 PM

Your very sophmoric as well
Swai writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 7:14:17 PM

Ill have the mafia burn your house down.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on July 2nd, 2011 at 9:20:51 PM

See, now you're just proving your retarded.

Go play in traffic.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 3rd, 2011 at 12:43:03 PM

lol i love how you guys are all saying me and swai are "Spewing sh*t out of our mouths" when all ive asked was for you people to respect the dead. lol some people cant be saved swai. :P
Bandito dela Pepto Bismol writes:
on July 3rd, 2011 at 2:15:05 PM

Alex,

This must be a slow news day.
Bandito dela Pepto Bismol writes:
on July 3rd, 2011 at 2:16:16 PM

I'm wondering if Maria Shriver's gonna try to have the court give Arnold all the kids due to her divorce. If so, we'll see how much of a Terminator he really is.
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