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Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail Time Again

Posted: June 23rd, 2011 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail Time AgainSubmit Comment
Lindsay Lohan had to appear in front of a judge this morning because she once again failed a court-ordered alcohol test. The actress has been under house arrest, but that hasn't stopped her from having parties.

Now comes word that Lohan will again avoid jail because Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the prior judge (Elden Fox) only requested for controlled substances testing. This means that Judge Fox never ordered alcohol testing and Lohan can now drink all she wants.

The only thing that Judge Sautner did was restrict Lohan's house parties to just one friend and family members. She then asked the actress if she wanted to get on with her life. Lohan replied: "Yes, I do."

Source: TMZ


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minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:10:04 PM

I'd avoid jail time too if I could suck a watermelon through a f*cking straw.
Crazyhorse writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11:39 PM

This is Bush's fault

He is to blame for her problems

Right (the Eye)
BadChadB33 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15:36 PM

Wow, only in America. If she were the former soviet, she'd be thrown in prison and tortured. I'd still plug her sh*t hole up though.
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:22:25 PM

Well, in this case, Lohan didn't do anything wrong because she wasn't previously ordered to avoid alcohol (for some odd reason. judicial oversight I guess). So for now, she's in the right. But damned she gets away with pretty much everything. Prison's must be overflowing out there in La La Land.

Come on, Lindsay, kill someone! Kill OJ! Complete the f*cking circle!
Crazyhorse writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:27:23 PM

mink

actually the prisons are overflowing so bad that they are releasing many back on the streets
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:29:25 PM

Even Negros?
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31:11 PM

But seriously ladies and germs...

So Lovag dodges another bullet (because legal didn't cross their t's or dot their i's), whilst a judge with a freshly licked twat (ie: the Lindsay Treatment) in chambers calls it a day.
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:37:09 PM

"Even Negros?"

If they did that, the prisons would be empty.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:37:57 PM

lol...

ok, I'm leaving that one alone.
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:38:06 PM

"actually the prisons are overflowing so bad that they are releasing many back on the streets"

Like a backed up toilet, you're saying.
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:38:34 PM

"ok, I'm leaving that one alone."

That's a first.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:47:50 PM

Yes it is... lol.
bandolero999 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:10:24 PM

this bitch can pretty much get away with murder because they always take it easy on her
triggax writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:16:15 PM

They're letting negros walk the streets?

What's next? Jews at the laundromat?
boogiel writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:24:47 PM

This means that Judge Fox never ordered alcohol testing and Lohan can now drink all she wants.

"The only thing that Judge Sautner did was restrict Lohan's house parties to just one friend and family members. She then asked the actress if she wanted to get on with her life. Lohan replied: "Yes, I do."


Apparently, she hasn't hit rock bottom (yet).
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:27:30 PM

Jews at the laundromat? --- lol.
Rambo writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 1:47:13 AM

come on,Alex,You know you put this article just for more Ranger comments...
Ranger writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 1:58:42 AM

I'd like to think Lovag does these things just to read our comments.
trailertrash writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 3:07:37 AM

Lohan Read Ranger ???!!!
Rambo writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 3:47:34 AM

l.o.h.a.n.m.o.r.e
Cinemaisdead writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:34:20 AM

Take a sh*t on her chest and call her sally. Then smear the sh*t in real good. Then place a small kitten on top of that smeared sh*t and set the kitten on fire. Then piss on the flaming kitten and hire a professional photographer to take pictures of this urination. Send those pictures to Obama wit ha letter written in blood reading "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW FREEDOM TO WHORES"
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:37:39 AM

What everyone above me has said.
Rambo writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:45:03 AM

she really needs help..just look at her latest photo:

http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/grint.jpg
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:45:40 AM

Now she can booze it up, drive a Porshe, do 130, hit a guardrail, fly into a ravine, bet set on fire and pull a Ryan Dunn.

Then we can finally use that eulogy.

Oh. And Paris Hilton can bring a camera crew and cry on cue, saying she was in New York at the time.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:47:54 AM

"Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Dunn walk into a bar ... "

Too soon ?
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:49:14 AM

Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31:11 PM

But seriously ladies and germs...

So Lovag dodges another bullet (because legal didn't cross their t's or dot their i's), whilst a judge with a freshly licked twat (ie: the Lindsay Treatment) in chambers calls it a day.



@Ranger

Or as they call it in Tanman's neighborhood "Sloppy Seconds".
yeLLowfLaSh writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:49:58 AM

I cannot express the amount of sh*t i do not care. If she wants to get coked up and drunk; who f*cking cares.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 4:58:21 AM

We oughta pull a Miss Cleo and say she's gonna do a Gary Busey into a building driving her Porshe followed by a Ryan Dunn and then a Gary Coleman onto the pavement.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 5:01:06 AM

boogiel writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:24:47 PM

This means that Judge Fox never ordered alcohol testing and Lohan can now drink all she wants.

"The only thing that Judge Sautner did was restrict Lohan's house parties to just one friend and family members. She then asked the actress if she wanted to get on with her life. Lohan replied: "Yes, I do."


Apparently, she hasn't hit rock bottom (yet).


@boogie

If she drives off into a ravine and catches on fire, then she'll hit rock bottom. Or what they call it in the business " pulling a Ryan Dunn ".
jdl107 writes:
on June 24th, 2011 at 7:02:04 AM

"Yes, I do."



Then do it, dumb sh*t. It's not hard.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on June 26th, 2011 at 1:34:40 PM

Lindsay Lohan pulled a Gary Busey, rather than a Ryan Dunn.

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