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Lindsay Lohan Failed Alcohol Test Again, Faces Judge Today

Posted: June 23rd, 2011 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Lindsay Lohan Failed Alcohol Test Again, Faces Judge TodaySubmit Comment
Lindsay Lohan has been serving her jail sentence at home, where she has been seen partying on the roof of her house and shooting commercials for an auction website. But now comes word that the actress has once again failed a court-ordered alcohol test and will have to go before a judge for a probation violation hearing this morning (6/23/2011).

Lohan will appear in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner, the same judge who sentenced her to 120 days in jail after she pleaded guilty to stealing a necklace. Her sentence was eventually reduced to a 14-day stay at home.

"When my friends come over, they're not drinking," Lohan previous said in an interview. "Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life."

The actress, who turns 25 on July 2nd, has managed to avoid more than a few days in jail despite two drunk driving convictions, a long list of probation violations and the recent theft conviction.

Source: CNN


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Cinemaisdead writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:26:20 AM

You know who really grinds my gears? Lindsey Lohan! Up on your roof shaking yourself about, half naked... it's like... what do you want Lindsey? What do you want from me?
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:36:53 AM

^Your attention, she feeds on it.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:44:17 AM

ranger where art thou?
catoc writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:45:06 AM

She will never learn, what a stupid sad skanky thieving f*cking slut!
thereviewer writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:55:12 AM

She's been in and out of court more times than the judge who works there by the sound of it... :u|
darkraven28 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:07:09 AM

Why the f*ck would you reduce a 120 day jail sentence to a two week stay at home??? That's f*cking bullsh*t!

"Oh, it's ok you drunk, untalented whore. You drink like a maniac and steal sh*t so no jail for you. Just go home."

f*cking retarded.
trailertrash writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:16:07 AM

##News Flash##



Lindsay Lohan has failed in life ....



trailertrash writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:16:46 AM

Why oh why couldn't she have been Ryan Dunn's drinking buddy !!
Cinemaisdead writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:17:41 AM

Trailer- Because she's more talented
Kurskij writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:18:28 AM

@cinema

Lol. Nice FG quote.
trailertrash writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:52:00 AM

Cinema -

She can fit more up her arse thats for sure
Rambo writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:53:47 AM

How can't you believe such an innocent face?

http://www.damnimcute.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lohan1.jpg
trailertrash writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:58:44 AM

^ The f*cking hillbilly slut
beepboop writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 8:06:25 AM

Lohan having to face a judge is hardly news. It's a reoccurring event, like the tide, or the sun rise every morning. It's just a natural force.
bandolero999 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 8:16:39 AM

as long as she's not in the superman movie I could care less keep rotting yourself away c*nt.Your gonna look as HOT as Briggite NIELsen looks and then Flavor FLave would wanna f*ck you
boogiel writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 8:45:42 AM

Where the hell is Ranger when you need him?
Big_Daddy writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31:49 AM

Lindsay Lohan Failed Alcohol Test Again?


you don't say
The Tall Man writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:54:46 AM

Hohan, you literally are as dumb as they c*m.
OneTime writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:18:34 AM

U useless bitch...the world cannot wait till u drop dead....maybe 2011 will be the year??? Ooo oooo
Cinemaisdead writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:23:15 AM

Trailer- I think by now we can assume her ass hole and vagina have connected and upon impregnation she drops foetuses and sh*ts together and uses it as storage to smuggle copious amounts of class a's around the world.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:53:26 AM

@Dave - lol.

I think she hit the booze just to get out of the house. She'll get between the Judge's thighs, do her thing and she'll be back on top (of Ronson with a strap-on) in no time.

Her dad staging a sideswipe of his car in front of TMZ when the staff were leaving for the day...

This family is only 1 overdose away from getting their own reality show.

The real embarrassment out of this whole thing is all the chances the legal system have given this drunk driver. God-willing she's Dunn and over with soon.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:55:10 AM

Smartest thing to come out of Lohan's mouth (any Lohan... Dad included!) is when they spit out semen.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:56:21 AM

Hope you're keeping up with your lip (horizontal pair) injections... just in case they re-make Howard the Duck and you want the lead role.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:56:59 AM

How do you re-sleeve Lindsay's beaten down vagina?

Answer: shove in a cooked ham and pull out the bone.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:00:07 AM

When I have to take a sh*t, I call it 'Takin' a Lindsay'
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:01:44 AM

When I get a colonoscopy I call it: 'Takin a Micheal' (Lohan, Jackson, Buble'... your pick).
Big_Daddy writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 11:05:47 AM

^ you would still hit that though and you know it
pornfly writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 12:22:30 PM

HA cinemaisdead man i wish i was white for just one day, must be nice
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 1:50:11 PM

Lindsay Lohan Failed Alcohol Test Again, Faces Judge Today

Let's ask Ryan Dunn what he thinks about this. Oh, wait. He's STILL dead.

How is the scenario of Lindsay Lohan f*cking Swai similar to Ryan Dunn's demise ?

One wishes they were burned alive and the other actually WAS burned alive.

Let me check ... nope. Dunn's still Done.

Every time I see her, I keep thinking the wrong person was in the Porshe .... would've saved the courts thousands in costs.


Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:36:53 AM

^Your attention, she feeds on it.


@Freudian_Nightmare

Along with, apparently, c*cks lined with coke.
Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 2:01:31 PM

@ Max

What is with you And Wishing Peoples Deaths?lol Grow the f*ck up You bum! Theres honestly no point in trying to get myself clear with you. cuz you know what your doing is stupid and your just doing it for attension. But yet.. It still somehow pisses me off when people do this sh*t... Maybe im just to nice of a person to let someone get away with What your doing.

Have People Really Gone as Low Nowadays as too Wish Death Apun People ?

... Humanity Cant Be Saved..
Burn in Hell Bitch.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 2:34:41 PM




Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 2:01:31 PM
@ Max

What is with you And Wishing Peoples Deaths?lol Grow the f*ck up You bum! Theres honestly no point in trying to get myself clear with you. cuz you know what your doing is stupid and your just doing it for attension. But yet.. It still somehow pisses me off when people do this sh*t... Maybe im just to nice of a person to let someone get away with What your doing.

Have People Really Gone as Low Nowadays as too Wish Death Apun People ?

... Humanity Cant Be Saved..
Burn in Hell Bitch.

Tanbum32123 writes: (Edited)

on June 23rd, 2011 at 2:01:31 PM
@ Max

What is with you (?) (Other than having freaks like you stalking me? Really, you and Swai need to go get a room.) And (w)ishing (p)eoples (d)eaths ? (Not so, mon frier. I'm just laughing at the death of a drunk celebrity.) (L)ol (!) Grow the f*ck up, (y)ou bum! (And you and Swai would know a LOT about bums and tossing them, not wouldn't ya ? ) There(')s honestly no point in trying to get myself clear(ly across) with you. (Nope. Nice try though.) Cuz (Cuz ? Don't you mean CAUSE ? ... must be that Juggaho d*ck-tionary you're slobbering over. ) (Y)ou know what your doing is stupid and your just doing it for attension (ATTENSION ? f*ck! Don't y'all spell check these, Alex ? It's f*cking embarrassing. But then again, this is a BARE ASS submitting his sphincter farts into the world for all to sniff.) . It still somehow pisses me off when people do this sh*t (Then go read Movieweb, where you can troll in comfort, knowing someone won't be editing your comment for grammatical errors). Maybe (I')m just to nice of a person (Yeah, your a f*cking peach. A rotted one oozing worms and sitting in a cesspool, but a peach nonetheless.) to let someone get away with (w)hat your doing.

Have (p)eople (r)eally (g)one as (l)ow (n)owadays as too (w)ish (d)eath Apun (APUN ? Are you f*cking straining that last braincell not killed off by sniffing cleaning products trying to spell such a big word ? Just so you know, it's spelled apon, Shakespeare.) (p)eople ?

... Humanity (c)an(')t (b)e (s)aved..
(And with mongoloids like you submitting this commentary, then global flooding would be a blessing. That might teach ya how to start swimming without having to tie off the legs of your floodies.)

Burn in Hell, (b)itch.

(No thanks. Noone wants to visit your hometown for tourism.)


Conclusion ?


Lohan's still a career bitch looking for the next gangbang.

Tanman and Swai are getting married.

And Ryan Dunn ? Still wormfood.
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 2:56:26 PM

Must be nice to do jail time at...home.
Gates writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:03:46 PM

I just contracted aids by looking at Lohan's picture. Plus a new rash has appeared.... f*ck my life.
rocketman writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:21:00 PM

Dirty f*ck can drink n drive my smokey sweet WHITE d*ck!
trailertrash writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:42:25 PM

She would do that for about $15 bucks Rocket
trailertrash writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:44:10 PM

Cinema - lol ,

And her dad Michael loves both holes too
rocketman writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:46:25 PM

Then I'd have change put of a 20 for a beer ;)
rocketman writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:46:54 PM

Ahem....OUT^
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 3:55:45 PM

Nice to see Lohan keeping busy ... even if it means the only audience she has are those people like Swai and Tanman, who hang around the courthouse bumming change so they can buy liquor instead of having to swap piss in each others mouths ...

It's also funny watching Swai and Tanman chastizing us, all the while carrying the jawbone of Ryan Dunn.

Ryan ?

What's your take on Lindsay ?

Ryan ? You're awfully quiet, Ry'.

Speak up!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 5:10:01 PM

Lohan's judge determined Lohan didn't violate her probation, but just used "poor judgement".

They could use this as the premise quote for the Lifetime Lohan Bio: Lilo: Inconsquencal Life ....

starring Shannon Price.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 5:12:58 PM

^

What do you think, Ryan ?

What ? You've got a new product to schill ?

Oh ... From Kingsford Charcoal comes the Ryan Dunn Charcoal Briquet ....

Planning a big barbeque for the Fourth of July ? Don't want to risk having the grill's fire go out quickly ?

Trust on Ryan Dunn Briquet ... the only charcoal that doesn't need lighter fluid to keep the flame going and can can cook your steaks and hamburgers as quickly as 130 minutes per hour, as it goes from 0 to 60.

minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 5:50:59 PM

Ryan Dunn, for after the after party.
thisisntme writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:44:06 PM

It gets to a point when you just get sick of hearing the same thing over and over again. She really needs some hard jail time.
Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:51:53 PM

LMAO I Legit laugh at how you do ()
Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:55:02 PM

and why don't you answer in a legit Paragraph lol instead of copying mine into your answer. your just making it harder for you to troll. I Personally think that if you actually wrote out your own responses... you would be able to get your idiotic posts across quicker..
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:10:45 PM

^^Anyone ever read calvin and hobbes? If so, you'll recall the comic strips wherein he makes a clone of himself and a clone of that clone(IIRC), and so on, playing on the idea that if you make a Xerox of a Xerox of a...you end of with something very much f*cked up, like how if you have ten people in a line, and they repeat a message from ear to ear down the line, and then you ask the tenth person what was the message?, you get something very much unlike the orginal message.

Well Tarman reminds me of that concept. He's like a person, but only after you made a clone of a clone of a clone, and so on, after about fifty or so generations, with all the DNA errors and mutations acc*mulating until you get something like the Toxic Avenger meets a more much retarded Rocky.

I say this, because just reading his comments, I felt my IQ drop at least fifteen points.

But that could easily be said for so many posters here.
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:12:17 PM

more <=> much
minkowski writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:30:05 PM

I meant Tanman.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 7:34:34 PM

Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:51:53 PM
LMAO I Legit laugh at how you do ()
and why don't you answer in a legit Paragraph lol instead of copying mine into your answer. your just making it harder for you to troll. I Personally think that if you actually wrote out your own responses... you would be able to get your idiotic posts across quicker..


Re-edited for Television:

TanAnus32123 scribbles, using his crayon:

on June 23rd, 2011 at 6:51:53 PM

L(mao)(!) I (l)egit(imately) [Cause he's ... too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey...] laugh at how you do (it?) [We don't know. It's like reading Sanskrit, while being completely sh*tfaced. Ryan should know. He was sh*tfaced when he planted his Porsche into the ravine at 130 miles per hour. Oh, wait ... There's Bam. Crying his tiny little punk brain out, like the wannabe Perez Hilton he is. Hey, Bam ? Want some extra crispy ?] and why don't you answer in a legit(imate) (p)aragraph (Jesus. This guy must be straining that last remaining brain cell and staring into his d*ck-tionary. Poor troll. Maybe Jerry Lewis can host a telethon to buy him Hooked on Phonics tapes.) (L)ol. (I)nstead of copying mine into your answer [I'm editing your f*cking comment because even retarded kids start getting a migraine when trying to decypher your spelling, Proust.]. (Y)ou(')r(e) [Not your, dumbass.] just making it harder for you to troll [Nope. I'm making it easier to amuse myself by watching you try to strain your brain in trying to rebuttal. But knowing how much a BUTT you are, it should be easier. Pity.]. (Personally, I) [Might we suggest: Personally, I ?] think that if you actually wrote out your own responses(,) you would be able to get your idiotic posts across quicker.

Gee, Einstein.

You are way smarter than the average *sshole.

You actually can speak out of it, like Jim Carrey in 'Ace Ventura'.

Point being, I'm cleverly editing that rubbish you call a comment, refuting your arguments (ha!) and point blank, making comments that people can actually follow without having to smoke a pack of roaches just to number their brain.

Ryan ? Oh, you think he's a
dumbass as well ? Cool, we both agree you need to take your (That's how you use it properly, f*cknut.) act on the road with Swai and go hit truck stops, seedy motels and stripper bars on the wrong side of town. That way you can build a following of inbreeders, who might have a fondness for you and that Juggaho sidekick with the sweltering, sweaty, saggy vagina. Y'all could be a new circus freakshow sideshow, "Peevy and the Brain", playing for circus peanuts, which mongoloid children could shove elbowlength up your ass, for free.

Piss off, TanAnus.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31:51 PM

@Big_Daddy - her *sshole would feel like a rented mule after I was done with it.
Ranger writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32:10 PM

Wait...

She is a rented mule.

Never mind.
Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:42:46 PM

Man you guys are to much.. How will i ever live up to the brains of Two Smart ass Wanna be Critics! Say what you want to say man. There is no Helping you guys. Brampton Ontario, When You get here. call me and say sh*t to my face. i can "Legitimately" say you guys just make me laugh and hey mink. better stop reading my posts... Because you don't have to many brain cells as it is (Ba-Zing!)
Tanman32123 writes:
on June 23rd, 2011 at 10:53:49 PM

And i just don't f*cking get it. how can you honestly just sit here on your damn computer and make fun of a dead guy ? Calling Bam a punk for crying because his best friend died ? Really ? How does that even make sense! lowest of the lows on this site lol (Bitch get to Editing) ;P

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