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Lindsay Lohan Ordered to Clean Morgue Restrooms

Posted: April 25th, 2011 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Lindsay Lohan Ordered to Clean Morgue RestroomsSubmit Comment
Lindsay Lohan was recently sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service for her probation violation. 360 of those hours must be performed at the Downtown Women's Center, so Lohan can see how needy women have to live. The remaining 120 hours will be served at the LA County morgue.

Now comes word that the actress will be collecting trash, emptying trash bins, mopping floors and cleaning windows and restrooms at the LA County Department of Coroner's facility. "She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them," Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter tells People magazine.

Lohan must enroll in the two programs within a week and has a year to complete them.

She currently remains free on $75,000 bail. The trial in her grand theft charge begins June 3rd. If convicted, she faces a maximum penalty of an additional year in jail.

Source: THR, People


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Ranger writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:28:03 PM

I didn't think corpses needed to, or could use a toilet.

But if Lindsay can... I suppose they can.

The views she'll see will be no more traumatizing than what a guy sees poking her brown starfish (or what Ronson sees on her strap-on).
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:30:17 PM

Lindsay Lohan Ordered to Clean Morgue Restrooms ... it's nice for them to have Lindsay clean her next point of residency.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:32:23 PM

"She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them," Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter tells People magazine.

Didn't she already experience this once when she had those sex parties with Paris Hilton ... must've been like gal-palling in a Dario Argento movie where she's a c*ckswallowing zombie ....
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:33:00 PM

God, someone just OD her already.
Crazyhorse writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:44:08 PM

She'll have to see how needy woman live

Well thats a start
Ranger writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:55:11 PM

These 'lessons' they hope to teach her...

Hasn't EVERYTHING Lovag done to date indicate she is incapable of learning ANYTHING?
otis writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:57:16 PM

Oh, she's needy already. And the rest of the world need-y none of that.

If you could call this an intervention, they really are showing Lindsay around her next place of residency.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 8:59:35 PM

Guess those women on Slum Row can finally show Lindsay how to use a condom properly and not how to do sloppy seconds ...

I swear, she must drool more than a sheepdog in heat ....
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:00:38 PM

Now Lindsay can find inspiration for her new fall fashions ....
Ranger writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:01:30 PM

A 'Morgue's Toilet'...

Or what is known around the L.A. bar circuit as her anus.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:01:41 PM

Wow, giving her anal must bring new meaning to the Guadalcanal Diaries ....

" The horrrror, ooooh theee horrrrorrr.... "
Crazyhorse writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:02:16 PM

Dont worry fans

She will be seen again soon on Dr Drew's Rehab

Also Staring

Charlie Sheen
Janice d*ckerson "again"
Joaquin Phoenix
and
Bridgit Neilson

Woody Allen guest stars as boring comedy relief

Stay tuned
Ranger writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:08:37 PM

Funny thing Lindsay...

When you seek attention like you have...
It may not be the attention you want (unless you're so pathetic ANY attention works for you?). Fake break-ins at your house. Kleptomania, etc. Grow the f*ck up!

I hope that necklace was worth it (for the short time you had it), you dumb piece of sh*t.
bandolero999 writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:10:14 PM

I think she should clean every sh*tter in all Mexican restaurants in douche bag California after a long night of spicy tacos and burritos.
minkowski writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:17:17 PM

Maybe she'll stumble over her career.
Crazyhorse writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:18:44 PM

bandelero

lol

Yes I can smell it now

She will have to drink a gallon of Tequilla to be able to finish that job
minkowski writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:53:02 PM

I hope she does a good job. Wouldn't want her future home to look dirty.
boogiel writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:54:34 PM

Please someone make a favor for humanity and shoot this fracking girl?
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 9:56:47 PM

Gee Lindsay,

Like my friends across th' pond might say,

" You must be feelin' a right c*nt about now! "
Ranger writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 10:56:33 PM

The only c*nt she feels is Sam Ronson's.
BadChadB33 writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 11:16:01 PM

Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan are going to start their own sitcom. It's gonna be called "Two and a half grams."
Ranger writes:
on April 25th, 2011 at 11:26:02 PM

Or:

'Two and a Half Attention-Whores!'

'Two and a Half Brain Cells!'

'Two and a Half Minutes Past Our Careers!'

Or my favorite:

'Two and a Half Suicides - let's take a kid with us!'
billofill writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 1:08:50 AM

Does this mean she'll have to be recast in the 2 minutes of Man of Steel she was going to be in??????
Ranger writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 1:11:23 AM

... playing a drug-addicted whore?
trailertrash writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 3:15:31 AM

collecting trash, emptying trash she is trash, she has found her calling in life.
Ranger writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 11:16:05 AM

Exactly.

She's been used as a human toilet. Maybe learning how to clean then will give her some insight to her own personal hygiene.
Whitta writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 12:41:49 PM

This is lindsay's peaking point of her career!
trailertrash writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 2:13:31 PM

Yep when she's cleaning embalming fluid from the ass of a 90 year old woman, Her career will have peaked.
Ranger writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 4:33:56 PM

'...cleaning embalming fluid from the ass of a 90 year old woman...'

She does that already to get her crack!


(get it... crack?!)

BA-ZINGA!

trailertrash writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 5:35:06 PM

Got It and She'd still get it ....

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING !!!!!!
Ranger writes:
on April 26th, 2011 at 7:20:49 PM

Yeah, given the opportunity, I'd bend Lindsay right over a corpse and roto-rooter her pipes.

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