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Charlie Sheen Gives Nicolas Cage Credit for "Goddess" Term

Posted: April 8th, 2011 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Charlie Sheen Gives Nicolas Cage Credit for "Goddess" TermSubmit Comment
The fourth stop of Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" Tour took him to Columbus, Ohio, where the actor told several stories about Nicolas Cage.

According to Sheen, Cage once helped him smuggle cocaine onto an airplane. And Cage is also responsible for coming up with the term "goddess," which Sheen now calls the porn stars that he always hangs out with. So where exactly did the term come from?

"We're at this after-party and Nic Cage is over at the corner and he's showing a girl his watch," Sheen explained. "It was dark, but I knew exactly what he was doing. He has his wrist down here (brings wrist down to his crotch). So she just kind of pokes him in the chest and walks away. And his response was 'Well there goes a goddess, an absolute f*cking goddess.'"

For those not quite sure what Cage did there, let me explain. He told a girl that he wants to show her his watch. He then took out his penis and placed it over his wrist, like you would a watch. When the girl looked down to see the watch, she ended up seeing Cage's penis.

Source: TMZ


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ilovebatman writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:20:41 PM

haha i think thats hilarious!!!

And when she looked down...
trailertrash writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:21:09 PM

Ha ha Thanks for the explanation there WP
trailertrash writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:25:45 PM

And by the way has anyone here ever used the old Wrist-c*ck gag ,lol
minkowski writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:28:09 PM

Nic Cage, you're a clever guy. How's that working out for you, being clever? Good you say? Well, keep it up then.
minkowski writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:33:36 PM

"And by the way has anyone here ever used the old Wrist-c*ck gag ,lol"

No, and in all seriousness, I wouldn't either. Just pissing outside can land you on a sex offender list.
trailertrash writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:35:14 PM

Sure can or at least 80.00 fine ...
encoreyourface writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:49:36 PM

never heard of that trick! pretty hilarious ...
minkowski writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 5:52:22 PM

Guy down in Florida ended up in a tent city because he got drunk and pissed outside in front of some children.

Florida's also the same place that went out of their way to entrap a man who wrote a how-to book for pedophiles from the state of Colorado by having him mail a copy to some city in Florida.

They extradited him, went through all that trouble just to give him probation back in his home state, even though he was never charged with anything more severe than distributing obscenity.

Whatever.

Back to the jokes, and by jokes I mean Nick Cage's hair and Charlie Sheen's career.
bandolero999 writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 6:03:10 PM

Both of their careers are not in good standards these days,and they got some sh*tty laws in Florida
bandolero999 writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 6:05:43 PM

And how much did the people in Ohio pay to watch this douche talk sh*t?
minkowski writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 6:16:24 PM

"According to Sheen, Cage once helped him smuggle cocaine onto an airplane."

With friends like Sheen, who needs enemies?
trailertrash writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 6:47:29 PM

Sheen Returned the favor with some financial advice for Cage....
trailertrash writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 6:48:29 PM

It's a crazy world we all live in thats for sure Mink...
secondbest writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 6:52:29 PM

Oh God. This means Nic Cage's insanity is contagious.
SeWerin writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 7:52:46 PM

Well Cage won achievement in viral greatness recently:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3xZrC2vgFw

So he can do anything he wants
Whitta writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 8:44:33 PM

Nic Cage is a revolutionist
Ranger writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 8:53:36 PM

I just lost more respect for Charlie (and yes, I had some for him).

But to go public telling a story that Cage helped him smuggle drugs is just stupid. You want to ruin your family name Sheen, fine you fu*khead... but leave others out of it.

If you don't have enough of your stories to tell your moronic audience (that are making Charlie wealthier... and they're the working-class)... shut the f*ck up!
minkowski writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 10:43:16 PM

And you just know Charlie snorted all of that coke, because that's the kind of guy he is.
OneTime writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 10:46:28 PM

hahahah
Ranger writes:
on April 8th, 2011 at 11:05:01 PM

When Charlie tilts his head back...

it looks like a double garage.
BadChadB33 writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 12:08:27 AM

I live in Columbus and a few friends on Facebook said they left almost 30 mins into it. They said it was some of the worst sh*t they ever seen.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 12:54:46 AM

Might go to the local middle school here and try that...or maybe the local bars.
rocketman writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 8:02:54 AM

Thats f*ck all,you want to see my impression of an elephant.
Cinemaisdead writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 8:36:43 AM

Ranger- Lol soon it will be one nostril and he can snort the bigger lines than he ever thought possible.
Ranger writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 12:16:32 PM

Chuck can give Judd Nelson a run for the money.
rabid writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 12:23:11 PM

The old eelskin watch gag. Works every time.
Inception writes:
on April 9th, 2011 at 3:19:00 PM

"Cage once helped him smuggle cocaine onto an airplane."

You are my hero!

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