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Photos: Richard Grieco in Asylum's "Thor" Rip-Off

Posted: December 21st, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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The Asylum, the company behind "Transmorphers" and "Snakes on a Train," are back again with their own direct-to-DVD "Thor" film, called "Almighty Thor" and starring Cody Deal, Richard Grieco, Patricia Velasquez, and former WWE star Kevin Nash. Check out the first photos below.

Plot: When the demon god Loki (Grieco) destroys the fortress of Valhalla and steals the Hammer of Invincibility, only the young hero Thor (Deal) can protect Earth from armageddon. Nash will play Odin, and Velasquez will play Jarnsaxa, the demigoddess who trains Thor for his ultimate confrontation with Loki.

The new movie is directed by Christopher Olen Ray (Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus) and is set to appear in stores on April 26th, 2011.

Photos: (click to enlarge)


Source: The Asylum


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bandolero999 writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 9:38:22 PM

WOW the last movie you made was a night at the roxbury and Mobsters with Christian Slater.Your more washed up than the Coreys and Lorenzo Lamas

you 80s A lister you
BadChadB33 writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:01:49 PM

Gotta see a trailer to this.
telur writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:14:14 PM

a long ago he's a potential actor, poor 'booker'
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:41:56 PM

Wow.

Richard Grieco looks like life squated right over his face and took a massive, smelly, flatulant dump.

He's going to be on my Death Pool for 2011.

And if he's found O.D. with a transvestite gimp sucking off his shriveled d*ck, I get to double down (just like she does to his d*ck).


That movie of Looks Could Kill could be remade with him playing the dwarf mistress originally played by Linda Hunt, just by using the technology they used to shrink Elijah Wood for Lord Of The Rings.

I mean, f*ck.

Life has been rough on him and Kate Moss heroin chique Gabrielle Anwar.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:44:12 PM

I wonder if he's gonna try to suck off Jonah Hill's small piggly d*ck to get a cameo for the 21 Jump Street feature film. Or get fisted repeatedly with Jason Segel's massive tranny's hands.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:45:08 PM

f*ck, when he makes Rowan Atkinson look like Brad Pitt, circa A River Runs Through It .... it's time to lay off the drugs.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:46:38 PM

He looks less like Loki and more like Steve Buscemi's uglier, older brother stuck with a spikey, 80s haircut.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:48:57 PM

We kinda had reservations with Branaugh's Thor's costume ... but then I watch Thor wearing Batman's mountain-hiking costume ....

Oh, yeah.

Much better Asylum.

Stick to Tiffany, Jaleel White and giant sharks fighting giant lobsters.

Y'all make Troma films look Criterion worthy.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:25:46 PM

Richard Greico might inherit the SnakeEater mantle from Lorenzo Lamas ... but damn. He's gonna need to wear a paper bag through the whole movie.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:31:16 PM

God.
That f*cking costume makes Greico look like a reject from a elementary school play based on the Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, if they raided the Goodwill for costumes given away from Batman Begins.


And Kevin Nash ? He's slowly turning into Hulk Hogan being beat over the face repeatedly by a shock absorber held by Randy "Macho Man" Savage, without the hair recession.

And not in a good way.
shayhiri writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:37:47 PM

Is the first picture (Thor/Loki) impossibly gay, or is it just me?

I mean, have no one in Asgard heard of the concept of "personal space"?
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:44:49 PM

shayhiri writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:37:47 PM
Is the first picture (Thor/Loki) impossibly gay, or is it just me?

I mean, have no one in Asgard heard of the concept of "personal space"?

@shayhiri

For once, I agree with you.

See ? Christmas miracles do happen.

Greico looks like death not just warmed over, it microwaved his ass to a burnt char.

And yeah, he looks like he want's to steal Thor's lightning, from under his coat.

" Is that a hammer under your cloak or are you happy to see me ? " : Grieco as Loki.

" No, Loki. It's a hammer, you f*ck. " : Cody Deal (a more porno name it couldn't be) as Thor
BobMcBob writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:50:57 PM

everyone knows grieco was the real star of "21 Jump Street", and not Depp. Finally, Grieco get to show off his range in a project worthy of his talent
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:54:51 PM

BobMcBob writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:50:57 PM
everyone knows grieco was the real star of "21 Jump Street", and not Depp. Finally, Grieco get to show off his range in a project worthy of his talent

@BobMcBob

Are you his co-worker from the car wash he works full time at detailing ?

*joking*

All kidding aside, I'm sure he needs the work.

He's got that Christian Bale as Trevor Reznik look on him, with a bit of a ghauntly Derek Zoolanderish feel ... and I'm sure it's not from the makeup and hair crew on the set.

He looks like a crystal meth rehabiliator in a rubber suit.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 11:56:51 PM

Asylum : When you want the very average to mid-level mediocre from D-Level celebrities who haven't realized they need to revamp their career strategy, trust Asylum.

Asylum.

Because if you took away the A and Y, we'd be Slum.
Rambo writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 2:49:05 AM

damm,Booker went downhill.
whoever writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 3:55:03 AM

Thor's hammer looks like a toilet brush
Trip Maverick writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 7:31:09 AM

Damn Max.

Remember Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Trip Maverick writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 7:31:40 AM

And Crack cocaine is a hell of a drug especially if your injecting it into your penis.
Bunny X writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 8:14:43 AM

FYI Grieco's not even wearing any makeup.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 8:41:12 AM

@Max

I have to agree with ya on this one.

Greico looks like he's smoking crack in a roach-infested motel on the outskirts somewhere.
Nihilistic Michael Maus writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 8:42:53 AM

telur writes:
on December 21st, 2010 at 10:14:14 PM

a long ago he's a potential actor, poor 'booker'


@telur

Yeah, he's looking less like Booker and more like Booger aka Curtis Armstrong. On crack.
rabid writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 9:02:34 AM

Greico looks rough!
but he looks more like a Loki than the fellow in the Marvel movie. I want to see a trailer for this sh*tfest. It might be terrible enough to watch.
Lowryder writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 11:06:19 AM

Has anyone seen Titanic 2? I honestly would say that is the worst movie ive ever seen. Its kinda ironic because id say the original is the best movie ive ever seen.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 1:16:28 PM

rabid writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 9:02:34 AM

Greico looks rough!
but he looks more like a Loki than the fellow in the Marvel movie. I want to see a trailer for this sh*tfest. It might be terrible enough to watch.


@rabid

Not as hard to watch as a bunch of Jews being incinerated.
Eben1277 writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 1:33:29 PM

Shouldn't they have held off production long enough for Uwe Bolle to helm this? He actually makes better movies than what these f*ckers crank out. These f*ckin Asylum movies make In the Name of the King look like Lord of the Rings. I'll give them one thing though, that bitch in the parking garage has a pretty tight body.
venomex writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 2:30:51 PM

Kevin Nash as Odin? Why can't he play THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!!
Flav writes:
on December 22nd, 2010 at 6:25:49 PM

At least he banged Angie Everhart in her prime.
encoreyourface writes:
on December 23rd, 2010 at 4:50:34 AM

as soon as i read "hammer of invincibility", i knew everyone at asylum did not care wither they lived or died.

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