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Cameron Diaz in Talks for Jim Henson's R-Rated Puppet Movie

Posted: November 9th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Cameron Diaz in Talks for Jim HensonSubmit Comment
The Henson Company, the people responsible for Kermit and Miss Piggy, is moving forward with an R-rated puppet movie called "The Happytime Murders" and is now in talks with Cameron Diaz for the starring role.

The movie is a mystery set in a world in which humans and puppets co-exist, but puppets are viewed as second-class citizens. "This is definitely not a PG-13 movie. They're not f*cking around with this: It's 'Go big or go home,'" said NY Mag, which added that one scene in the script includes a character opening the wrong door at the "Puppet Pleasureland" and finding a cow puppet on a massage table having all of its teats milked by an octopus puppet.

Brian Henson, the son of Jim Henson, is the company's co-chairman and is planning to direct "The Happytime Murders." No Muppets will be involved in the movie.

Source: NY Mag


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realgirl76 writes:
on November 9th, 2010 at 10:44:30 PM

Think a threeway with her, Kermit, and Animal is out of the question??
darkraven28 writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 12:05:48 AM

Somebody watched Team America: World Police and thought they could do better, right?

Pearl Harbor sucked, and I MISS YOUUUUUUU!!!!
Man in Black writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 12:18:09 AM

They had me at Teats .
Coasterkid345 writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 12:52:20 AM

Didn't Peter Jackson make this movie like 20 years ago?
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 1:52:09 AM

So they are doing a film version of "Avenue Q"?
Adsamalam123 writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 2:10:30 AM

Meet the Feebles much?
trailertrash writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 2:40:35 AM

Dave-

If they did that , Who would play poor little Gary Coleman ...
Ranger writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 3:53:14 AM

Hey Dad... thx. for the legacy, but I'm turning your Muppet's to porn.

SWEET!

Some creepy stuff here:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=puppets+who+kill&aq=4
Ranger writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 3:55:16 AM

Non-puppet funny stuff before the whole world gained their hypocritical ways of being 'PC'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT1WV5_TCNE&p=29C0DF5EACFC08A0&playnext=1&index=24
johnny_boy writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 5:12:41 AM

@raven-team America was great. Could never be topped.

Since this film is rated R, I Would've said I hope we see boobs, but Cameron Diaz appears to have zip in that department
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 6:17:19 AM

@Coaster: Thought the same thing.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 8:04:52 AM

An airbrain in a movie with puppets ? Wow, what synergy, what promise ... what an inevitability.
Big_Daddy writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 8:06:42 AM

which added that one scene in the script includes a character opening the wrong door at the "Puppet Pleasureland" and finding a cow puppet on a massage table having all of its teats milked by an octopus puppet.


Bwahahahaahahahahha! Damn that's good stuff
JUST SMILE AND BLOW ME! writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 9:32:10 AM

@Ranger That video actually looked very PC to me. They were incredibly tame jokes, especially for a family called "The Bigots". They're basically saying if you even make a tame joke about the Polish or Mexicans ("He recently had a vasectomy. Now we're thinking of changing his name to Dry Martinez." Is anyone honestly offended by that at all?) then you're a bigot.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 6:21:02 PM

When Cameron's there, how can you tell which one is the puppet with the hand up their ass ? I've seen her acting lately and sometimes I wonder if the co-star isn't secretly slipping their hand up her ass and working that pelican fish-sucking sized mouth of hers.
darkraven28 writes:
on November 10th, 2010 at 8:37:11 PM

Puppet Pleasureland. Spectacular. Between that and the people who do animated porn, nothing shocks me anymore. Nothing.
bluemeenie writes:
on November 11th, 2010 at 12:18:29 PM

Meet the Feebles!
I thought all puppets were a bit pornographic anyways...they all have some guys hand up their bum...
bluemeenie writes:
on November 11th, 2010 at 12:24:35 PM

"a cow puppet on a massage table having all of its teats milked by an octopus puppet."

I thought cows only had 4 teats...so where are that dirty octopuse's other 4 tentacles...? And who's drinking the milk?


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