Video: Shia LaBeouf Attacks Paparazzi with Coffee

That's pretty funny. It's always acceptable to run from fat people, since you're teaching them a valuable life lesson.

This is one I'll actually side with Shia on.

" I SAID DECAF, YOU BITCH!!! BLOW ME!!!!!!! "

That papaf*ckwheezie got off light. If it has been Sean Penn or Mel Gibson, he'd be in f*cking traction right now.

Shia should've just bum rushed him, ripped the guys underwear down to his knees and assf*cked him right there in front of everyone, taking disposable camera shots of the guy screaming for help.

" How ya like me now, bitch! I'll be sure to get a couple of low angle shots for the Globe and the Enquirer for ya, manbitch, " Shia would yell, as he's snapping away and pumping his throbbing member in the *sshole's *sshole.

Talk about an exclusive.

Or take a wirehanger and go scraping around for polyps ... even if the guy's not checking for cancer ... sure the guy would be bleeding for months and his proctologist would ask, " Well, what HAVE you been eating to cause your stool to be laced with blood, Carl ? " ...


Okay. Now I know I'm feeling the initial symptoms of madcow disease ... cause I just wrote some sick, sick sh*t.

The paparazzi shouldn't have told him he would rather watch Holes than the transformers piece of sh*t movies

Now we need to do a movie where Russell Crowe and Ladouche have a fight to death. Russell's weapon of choice is a phone and Ladouche's is coffee mugs.

"...it looked like he was thinking." --- that picture could have been worth millions!!!

hope trannies 3 is this good

Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2010 at 9:38:52 PM

"...it looked like he was thinking." --- that picture could have been worth millions!!!



@Ranger

Or the cameraman could've been high.

Shia looks like someone is going to spunk in his eye in that photo under the headline.

'Or the cameraman could've been high.'

And/or gay and he was just wishful thinking.

who take that video?

Nice
now if only we can get him to stop talking about the movie industry like he's been in it for 40 years i may like the guy

This fatass is running funny.

Also a sad waste of what I think was a pretty good coffee.

he runs like a girl

you all got it wrong...this is shia's way of saying 'I like your fat ass,come and chase me,big guy'

Looks like Shis just went up a notch on my scale...he is now at minus two.

what was the point of 0:17-0:47 ???

Shia responds today as to whether this coffee spilling incident (onto the other person) was intentional or not:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

^ what a wide range of acting skills and vocabulary

No, no, oh no, nooooo!

@ Ranger...so THAT explains how he got his start in hollywood, he brought that back all the from even stevens...if he wanted privacy THAT bad, he should've bought some...i mean bodyguards...and what trouble does he have being a star...he's got millions of dollars...he should be happy because there's a lot of poor people in this country

hahahaha he shouldave called bumblebee to annihilate his big ass!

That's got to be how shia got his roll in trannys , when he is washing bays car and he is about to blow his wad shia goes " oh no no no oh no noooooo ! " and bay said yes

he sure runs funny when not chased by CGI robots.