This has been online for a week already, but I've been getting emails about it all day today. So for anyone who still hasn't seen this, here is a video of Shia LaBeouf throwing his coffee at a person and then running for his life.
LaBeouf is reading something outside of a coffee shop, then packs up his stuff, grabs his unfinished coffee and then heads directly toward a man in order to spill the drink on him. The video doesn't show whether the man was bothering him before that, but LaBeouf is clearly having a difficult time dealing with being a celebrity.
Some claim that the person is just a fan, but in fact he's paparazzo Mark Wilkins, who recently told the following to The Washington Post: "[LaBeouf] looked up and saw me, packed up his stuff, then it looked like he was thinking."
Shia should've just bum rushed him, ripped the guys underwear down to his knees and assf*cked him right there in front of everyone, taking disposable camera shots of the guy screaming for help.
" How ya like me now, bitch! I'll be sure to get a couple of low angle shots for the Globe and the Enquirer for ya, manbitch, " Shia would yell, as he's snapping away and pumping his throbbing member in the *sshole's *sshole.
Or take a wirehanger and go scraping around for polyps ... even if the guy's not checking for cancer ... sure the guy would be bleeding for months and his proctologist would ask, " Well, what HAVE you been eating to cause your stool to be laced with blood, Carl ? " ...
Okay. Now I know I'm feeling the initial symptoms of madcow disease ... cause I just wrote some sick, sick sh*t.
johnny_boywrites: on October 26th, 2010 at 9:27:49 PM
The paparazzi shouldn't have told him he would rather watch Holes than the transformers piece of sh*t movies
@ Ranger...so THAT explains how he got his start in hollywood, he brought that back all the from even stevens...if he wanted privacy THAT bad, he should've bought some...i mean bodyguards...and what trouble does he have being a star...he's got millions of dollars...he should be happy because there's a lot of poor people in this country