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Mike Tyson and John Travolta are NOT in "The Expendables 2"

Posted: September 20th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Mike Tyson and John Travolta are NOT in "The Expendables 2"Submit Comment
Sylvester Stallone is thinking about "The Expendables" sequel every day and has taken it to Twitter to run a few names he is considering by the fans.

"How tough is Mike Tyson? ...EXPENDABLES tough? Always experimenting," wrote Stallone. "Mike Tyson is NOT a sound fit. In my life I have been wrong more then RIGHT but I usually get lucky when it counts."

So Tyson is out, but what about John Travolta who Stallone directed in "Staying Alive"? "No, don't think so. And I really love John. Great guy," he replied to a fan's comment.

Stallone goes on to joke that his friend Ryan Seacrest would be perfect for the sequel. "Ryan Seacrest is not want you think," Stallone wrote. "HE is TOUGH as S---! He is in TEN times better shape than Jean-Claude Van Damme and would most likely whip him. Seriously! He would definitely take out Jet Li, really. Don't doubt it!"

At least I hope he was joking.

Source: Twitter


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eViL.kEv2 writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:33:40 PM

As soon as Van Damme jumped up and did a split between two tables, Seacrest would be licking his Van-Taint
masht7 writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:39:35 PM

I don't care whos in it, as long as Lundgreen is back.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:44:24 PM

Knowing Sly, there had to be a couple of good reasons to leave Travolta off of Expendable 2 : The Quest To Be MORE Expendable :

1. Tyson would get an ear fetish and try to bit off ears. For Potato Heads like Sly and Micky, even collagen can't grow those f*ckers back.

2. Tyson would be bringing babies to the set and frying them up. Then after basking them in his special " pigeon juice ", he'd be asking the crew if they wanted seconds.

3. Travolta ? As good as he was in Face-Off and Broken Arrow ... Not to mention From Paris with Love ... Sly just pops in the Director's Uncut Version of Battlefield Earth, turns on the Dolby THX SurroundSound laugh track and laughs his GBH ass off.

4. Tyson ? Why settle for crazy when you can have funny AND crazy aka Terry Crewes.

5. Travolta ? This is the f*cking purgatory he gets for Michael, Phenomenon and not ONE, but TWO Look Who's Talkings ....

6. Tyson ? Sly has enough problems saying his dialogue at this point without subtitles. With Mike, you'd need them.

7. Travolta ? If Sly signed him on, betcha Samuel L Jackson would try to get in on the "Jules and Vince" loophole he had negotiated in the Pulp Fiction contract.

Since when was John an 80's action star ?

Staying Alive, Urban Cowboy and The Experts sure as sh*t don't count. All that means is that John got crotch action with Jamie Lee, Debra Winger and Ayre Gross.

Tyson ? He's lucky Robin Givens isn't stalking him like a perverted Tiffany
looking to turn him into bouillabaisse
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:58:30 PM

One word on Travolta :

Hairspray.

He had to put on 200 f*cking fake pounds for Christopher Walken's character to pound the pud into him.
Ranger writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:59:46 PM

And Stallone delivers a swift upper-cut to Jean c*nt Van Washed-Up!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:00:07 PM

Behind closed doors, Sly must be calling up Dolph and saying, " Yeah, Tyson ? That Jigaboo ? He has a better shot of being on Song Of The South as Uncle Remus than being on Expendables Two. "
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:01:26 PM

"How tough is Mike Tyson? ...EXPENDABLES tough? Always experimenting," wrote Stallone. "Mike Tyson is NOT a sound fit. In my life I have been wrong more then RIGHT but I usually get lucky when it counts."

You couldn't be more right if you were two inches from the dartboard with the dart, Sly.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:03:37 PM

masht7 writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:39:35 PM

I don't care whos in it, as long as Lundgreen is back.


Dolph Lundgreen. Cousin of "Mean Joe" Green, son of Lorne Greene and working as custodian of Walgreens in Evergreen, Colorado, at 4th and Green.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:04:39 PM

eViL.kEv2 writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 9:33:40 PM

As soon as Van Damme jumped up and did a split between two tables, Seacrest would be licking his Van-Taint


@eviL.kev2

Who knew Ryan had Gene Simmons' tongue ? That's pretty damn impressive.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:07:36 PM

Sly must've seen Mike's cameo in "Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles" and went :

Uh, no.


Hey Sly, how about Paul Hogan ? He could need the work, seeing as how he owes taxes to AUSTRALIA. Oops. Forgot. They've got his Visa. Looks like he'll be servin' up some Shrimp on the Barbee to pay off the gov'nor.
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:15:53 PM

Sly, please don't joke like that. Neither Tyson or Revolta (typo and I meant it) need to be in the sequel.

Someone mentioned Sam Jackson? That would be a good choice but at this point we need more bad guys for the sequel.

I vote for Cristop Waltz and Triple H as the main villians for the sequel.

(Ok, I pulled that last suggestion out of my arse. Sue me, I had beans for breakfast)
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:16:12 PM

No really, Sly ...

you gotta hire "Crocodile Dundee" ... before Linda the Hutt eats him out of dunnee and home ...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:17:47 PM

Sly should bring in Chuck Norris, Michael Dudikoff, Jeff Speakman and Cynthia Rothrock ...

Chuck can play the villian.

He doesn't need a sidekick. He's just that evil. His only sidekick is against Sly's head!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:18:27 PM

Oh, and Louis Gossett Jr. as the other token black. Maybe they can make him the "tech" guy.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:19:53 PM

And R Lee Emery as " The Mouth from The South " Sergeant Slaughter ... a gungho drill sargeant with a witty repoirte, a hand to hand combat skill not to be f*cked with and his own FULL METAL JACKET ....
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:27:50 PM

Of course, Mike Travolta and John Tyson were not mentioned, saddened at being left out and could not be reached for comment.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:30:22 PM

HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:15:53 PM

Sly, please don't joke like that. Neither Tyson or Revolta (typo and I meant it) need to be in the sequel.

Someone mentioned Sam Jackson? That would be a good choice but at this point we need more bad guys for the sequel.

I vote for Cristop Waltz and Triple H as the main villians for the sequel.

(Ok, I pulled that last suggestion out of my arse. Sue me, I had beans for breakfast)


@Horror Junkie

If Green Hornet tanks and Paul (W)eak (S)hit Anderson's Three Mistakateers plummets, he may need this to get back his former glory as the Jewhunter ...

or if Crewes, Jackson and Gossett get selected, the Jiggaboo Hunter ...
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:42:26 PM

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:30:22 PM


@Horror Junkie

If Green Hornet tanks and Paul (W)eak (S)hit Anderson's Three Mistakateers plummets, he may need this to get back his former glory as the Jewhunter ...

--------------------------------

I think Mr. Waltz is picking movie roles based solely on how big a bag of money they are willing to give him. Can't blame him since Hollywood can be a finiky f*cker and the person who is hot one second could be on the train to Has-beenville the next morning.

CCBlev writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:49:05 PM

JCVD isnt in shape enough to walk up and down the sidewalk without help. Besides Tysons busy doing The Hangover sequal, and Travolta's working on yet another big comeback movie.
Kurskij writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 10:53:16 PM

Mmm... Sly, I know that if you cast Mike your movie will probably be f*cked...

But he is not "expendables tough" he is "once owned a f*cking tiger whose ass he kicked for fun and the tiger was probably scared sh*tless to fight back-tough".

Jeez, Sly...
telur writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 11:29:24 PM

@Max Rockatansky Junior

your multi post is very annoying
Bandito dela Pepto Bismol writes:
on September 20th, 2010 at 11:35:52 PM

Telur,

You have a point.
kirklazerusreturns writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 12:26:33 AM

he needs to get Kiefer Sutherland and christian slater.
Ranger writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 1:12:14 AM

@telur - you DO have the ability to scroll past any posts you don't want to read, yes?
synthetic1985 writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 1:48:58 AM

i bet porn companies are steps ahead of me on this one, but how about the extendables?
johnny_boy writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 2:09:56 AM

Leave Tyson alone if he can't do it. He's got boxing matches coming up against......um..... Oh yeah I forget. Well he doesn't need to be in it since he's got so much money....oh wait. Yeah he better sign that contract.
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 2:45:26 AM

Just skip by then telur , simple ...
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 2:53:07 AM

Ouch Van Damme !!

Ryan Seacrest is in 10 times better shape than you, Sly won't let it go you turned down the Expendables will he .... (good)

What ever sly's does with Expendables 2 it's going to be Awesome , he's pretty good at making sequels IMO
Peter Parker writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 3:15:33 AM

- Mark Dacascos
- Snipes
- Danny Trejo
- Vin Diesel
- Denzel Washington
- Seagal
- Vinnie Jones
- Ving Rhames
- f*cking Michael Jai White, man!
- Van Damme (you better f*cking get him this time)
- Tony Jaa (I don't care if he's a f*cking monk now, get him back)

Dwayne Johnson could be in it, as long as he stops playing f*cking fairies.

Would love to see Liam Neeson in there.

Mr. T and Bolo Yeung, just for kicks.

And tits. Lots of naked ladies. A movie having the word "expendables" in its title suggests several easy disposable bitches with tits to the moon.




... and then Chuck Norris f*cks'em all up. Even the bitches.
Peter Parker writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 3:18:04 AM

"easily disposable bitches"

BTW, Easily Disposable Bitches would be a terrific name for a brand.

Of any product.
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 3:41:16 AM

All using cynthia rothrock as their sex slave !!
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 3:42:20 AM

Apart from Chuck , there would be nothing left of her for the others ..
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 4:00:18 AM

Add on

Sammo Hung and Biao Yuen
Peter Parker writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 4:08:25 AM

A dude called Sammo Hung has a lot to live up to.
Being Chinese, I suspect he may have misled a few ladies in his days...
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 4:09:47 AM

lol , You mean

Sammo "not so" Hung
Rambo writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 4:32:15 AM

just don't forget to write a script,sly...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 7:55:50 AM

No Jean c*ck Grand Slam ?

Aaaawwwwww.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 7:57:20 AM

They would put Jackie Chan in it, but after getting those bolts in his neck, Sly couldn't afford the insurance ....

but hey, if they did, what awesome outtakes they could tape on to the end .... Jackie's Best Hits (to the Head)!!!
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 10:13:01 AM

trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 3:41:16 AM
All using cynthia rothrock as their sex slave !!

HOLY sh*t!

I haven't seen that name in a long time

Did she ever let those puppies out in a film?
trailertrash writes:
on September 21st, 2010 at 7:21:59 PM

Dont think Richard Norton would ever let her get those puppies out on film ... lol
JUST SMILE AND BLOW ME! writes:
on September 22nd, 2010 at 2:45:50 PM

@Peter Parker Definitely Mr. T! He deserves it after being screwed out of the A-Team movie. He should have played B.A. again PERIOD! (And to anyone saying he's too old he doesn't look that much older really, check out the Snickers and World Of Warcraft ads, plus there's no reason they couldn't have changed B.A.'s age to be an older veteran like Hannibal.)

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