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Jeremy Renner Cast in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"

Posted: September 9th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Jeremy Renner Cast in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"Submit Comment
During the Venice International Film Festival, Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker) revealed to Kultur that he and Noomi Rapace (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) are set to star in Paramount's "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters."

The new movie picks up the fairy-tale siblings 15 years after their traumatic gingerbread house incident, which provoked them to become witch bounty hunters.

Adam McKay and Will Ferrell are production the new horror/action/comedy, which is being directed by Tommy Wirkola (Dead Snow) from a script by Dante Harper (Black Hole).

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ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 12:15:35 PM

oh sh*t!! This could easily be the sequel to Jackman's "Van Hell-stink"!!
CCBlev writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 12:33:28 PM

Um no
gobolog writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 12:39:33 PM

Will Ferrell. I'm glad I became aware of his involement before I was foolish enough to pay money to see this.
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 12:45:55 PM

Like a standard Ferrell movie It shall be funny for the first half hour then fall down the rabbit hole to oblivion and end up where Justin bieber will in a few years...on the streets, gay and alone.
Man in Black writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 1:48:34 PM

really who thought this turd up ... give me more bad ass santa movie news WP
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 2:14:38 PM

@ Big_Daddy

sorry to say that but YOUR AVATAR IS GAY
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 2:48:37 PM

Your sister seemed to like it when we took the pic
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 2:59:36 PM

that was uncalled for u little sh*t

what i meant was there is no indication the the kneeling stick figure is a female (maybe add some boobs?)

i started me previous post by "sorry" to make some thick headed ass turd like you understand that there was no offense intended from my side, but u had to come back like a 6 year old and say really stupid thing

you know, I'm really happy there is no edit function, so when some bitch like you mistake an innocent comment like mine, it stuck in this thread forever

and it's not like I said you were gay, you f*ckin closet case
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:02:29 PM

why did you assume your sister was kneeling?
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:04:43 PM

and I'm not gonna post any more replies to your future bitch rant, for the age difference may be on your side, but you sure don't act your age.
tonguepunchingpussy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:24:04 PM

@ Big_Daddy and @ BITCHHUNTER, i find it a bit ironic that one guys avatar is Will Ferrell (who is mentioned in this post) yelling at the the other guy for his avatar......
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:30:43 PM

I'm not yelling at him but my reply had to be said, he acts like a little kid who just discovered the internet and can't wait to make a complete moron outta himself
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:31:33 PM

tonguepunchingp*ssy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:24:04 PM
@ Big_Daddy and @ BITCHHUNTER, i find it a bit ironic that one guys avatar is Will Ferrell (who is mentioned in this post) yelling at the the other guy for his avatar......


by the way and YOUR avatar is the tits...McBride is classic
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:44:15 PM

@Bitchhunter: What did you expect Big Daddy's reaction to be when you said his avatar was gay? I would have responded the same way.
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:50:31 PM

@HorrorJunky4Life would you've responded the same way as him and say "you mom" and "your sister" like a f*ckin school child? I don't think so buddy and if you buddy were offended one day, I'm sure you will find something smarter to say than to act like this
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 3:52:27 PM

and as I said before, it's not like I said he was gay or something
jeffw1978 writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 4:00:26 PM

Your Mom!



sorry just had to thow that in there.
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 4:03:36 PM

@jeffw1978 there you go buddy :D


to all future bitches
this is what WP about, so if you're offended easily, then leave this place and you won't be missed
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 4:05:17 PM

he just registered in less than a week, so I assume he doesn't know how this goes
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 4:38:23 PM

@bitchhunter
You are correct I am unaware how conversation goes?
but I know this... 2 people have commented in between your rantings and both of them are not in your favor now leave it be before I tosh.o your ass and break down your comments
Scott Baiowulf writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 4:41:50 PM

Damn trolls
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 4:48:45 PM

^you are absolutely right
jeffw1978 writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 5:12:54 PM

and just because I can........










Your moms a troll!
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 5:27:44 PM

@Big_Daddy

I will take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 5:58:13 PM

@HorrorJunky4Life would you've responded the same way as him and say "you mom" and "your sister" like a f*ckin school child? I don't think so buddy and if you buddy were offended one day, I'm sure you will find something smarter to say than to act like this



Actually Bitch hunter I would have simply responded "f*ck You". I'm sure your thick skin would have simply ignored me.

As for how things run on here: I've been around long enough to know that when someone post a comment like that, it usually gets a negative response. If you want to call that childish behavior, so be it.
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 6:24:55 PM

@bitchhunter
as long as I can come I love seafood!
and since you couldnt leave it alone I now give you the Tosh.o breakdown

you came at me I assume because you like will Ferrell or Justin Bieber or gay homeless people ...ALOT.
then I made a comment about your sister and my pic. Now why you took offense to this maybe your sister is a photographer or you have a deep love for your sister that needs to be examined.
I'm not sure but it could of gone many different ways:

she could be giving head in the pic
receiving head in the pic
taking the picture of 2 gay dudes in the pic
taking a picture of 2 ladies in the pic...........Hi ;)
or a few other ways.
Either way my comment was a standard man comment which as I'm sure we will see most of the users on here would make or have made while yours is and continues to be well……..kinda Bitchy and adolescent.



P.S. your sister!
dorkus1226 writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 6:52:18 PM

@big-daddy
the most annoying part is he's said "its not like i called him gay" a bunch of times when actually, if you look up, he did. yay! not only is he a whiny bitch, he's f*cking stupid too!
Billy Bob writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 8:43:33 PM

@ BITCHHUNTER

Last night, I railed your mom from the back while your sister tossed my salad. I then came on your sister's titties while your mom gargled my beanbag. Go figure. Oh and by the way you're gay.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 9:45:09 PM

What good is primacord and C4 disabling equipment against an old lady with black magic, an oven left over from the Nazi concentration camps and loads of recipes from the Anne Rice Witches' Brew cookbook ?


Say, if this is a comedy about witches, Sara Jessica Parker can come in and use her honkin' nose to cast spells on the audience (like she did with Hocus Pocus).
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 9th, 2010 at 9:47:27 PM

The new movie picks up the fairy-tale siblings 15 years after their traumatic gingerbread house incident, which provoked them to become witch bounty hunters. ...

guest cameo : James Woods as Jack Crow, " Sorry, I know they ain't vampires, bud. But I'm huntin' down those f*ckin' Twatlit f*ckers and putting their careers out for good, those F list sonsuvabitches ... "
Ranger writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 1:02:10 AM

OK BitchHunter and Big_Daddy... play nice.

@B_D --- it's too easy to mis-take a comment. I have on here several times.

@BH --- c'mon... B_D's avatar is kick-ass.

Geez... I'm gone for a day and a half and there's a scrap (without me?!). LOL. Don't know how it started. BOTH of your have posted hilarious comments (past and present). And BH, never, ever underestimate the fun(ny) of a mother, sister reply. They're classic and ageless... and it's that 'immaturity' that makes them even funnier. So if there has been a sincere misunderstanding... why don't you both shake hands, go back to your respective corners... and come back out bashing Lohan like the rest of us?

Kewl?
Ranger writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 1:03:09 AM

@Max - lol. Always lovin' your posts Bro. We're both old enough (as are others on here) to get your references. Priceless.
Ranger writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 1:04:06 AM

PS: this Hansel & Gretel - Witch Hunters, is really about a Nazi being hunted then ovened by a couple of Jews... yes?
trailertrash writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 3:32:10 AM

BD & BH y BS just B BF ....
trailertrash writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 7:41:26 AM

zhouyun-

Please take it else where, Maybe in the ass from a Rhino....

thanks
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:08:07 AM

trailertrash writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 3:32:10 AM
BD & BH y BS just B BF ...


LOL! your a funny guy and not like a clown
trailertrash writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 9:55:52 AM

Big D - LOL

It's all fun on here, as Ranger said it's too easy to mis-take a comment sometimes.

BH is ok he likes a joke like most of us do on here and good film chat too of course.

It's the Lurkers and the like we like to rag on and the mother /sister (mainly them f*cking their own brothers or dad) jokes will always come in very handy there...

Welcome to WP

HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 10:08:13 AM

@zhouyun: Did you forget to take your meds?
AYT BALL writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 10:53:10 AM

.....ok what have i missed? lol
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 11:02:35 AM

@trailertrash
as long duk Dong would say " good rafs!

thanks for the welcome

And Dorkus1226 HorrorJunky4Life Ranger and all the rest keep it coming had me laughing all night

Odd writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 11:15:23 AM

@Big_Daddy writes:

Your sister seemed to like it when we took the pic.

Lmao, made me sqirt some water out my nose here at work.. its the simple things in life that get me :)

@Ranger: Lol you always crack me up, I love how your the (lovin) basher (of the poor brainless saps here) and fatherly/mentor type all in one. I cant start my day right without one of your comments now lol Good show.

@Max RJ, Bravo

@zhouyun: Do those shoes come in a size 12? no? then gtfo! :)

This has a been a bi-monthly post from some Odd guy...


Odd writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 11:17:10 AM

sqirt= squirt .... damn edit button must be on vacation..
Ranger writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 11:32:37 AM

@Big_D - lol... thx.

@Odd - thank you too. Yeah, I'll admit, Big_D's crack about the sister cracked me up too.

It's my lot in life to re-introduce the wonderment of the 'incestuous retorts' into the public identity.
Ranger writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 11:34:50 AM

Not that the sister crack was incestuous... but the 'Mother' jokes etc. are always good for a chuckle.

A best friend of mine. Met his mother several times... lovely lady. Older, tiny, sweet, legally blind actually, but an actual sweetheart. It just crushes my friend whenever I do a mother joke... takes the wind from his sails.

He tells me I drive my car too hard...

My reply: You know who else likes to be driven hard? Your Mother!

Poor bastard, I think he's about to cry.
Big_Daddy writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 12:27:52 PM

@Ranger- LOL

the "wind out your sails" look after a smart ass crack is priceless.

You know who else likes to be driven hard? Your Mother!

Damn that's funny sh*t.
Odd writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 12:28:28 PM

@Ranger lol You should give the ol friend a pat on the shoulder and say "hey go ahead and make a joke at my mom".

Maybe your friend will reply, "I wont allow myself to go so low around you."
Odd writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 12:29:43 PM

My original post somehow got cut....

@Ranger lol You should give the ol friend a pat on the shoulder and say "hey go ahead and make a joke at my mom".

Maybe your friend will reply, "I wont allow myself to go so low around you."

By which you can reply "But your mom gets low around me all the time..." no? lol
Ranger writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 12:42:46 PM

@Big -lol.

@Odd - Will do. He just never does mom jokes back my way because he knows I'll reply with a comment that I'm f*cking her myself. So he has nowhere to go but down... like his mother... on me.
gobolog writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 2:27:06 PM

Is any of your mother jokes as genius as this?

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/07/worlds-greatest-homeless-sign-ever/
trailertrash writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 6:04:01 PM

BigD- No problem !!

Ranger - Nice story lol

There's nothing like telling one of your mates what you would like to do to his mum and see the look on his face !!lol
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:02:57 PM


Big_Daddy writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 12:27:52 PM
@Ranger- LOL

the "wind out your sails" look after a smart ass crack is priceless.

You know who else likes to be driven hard? Your Mother!

Damn that's funny sh*t.

@Big Daddy

Your mama jokes ? What the f*ck you think this site is ... Ya Mama on MTV ?

By the way, they did a movie based on your mama ...

" The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas ".

Your mama's so ugly, Leatherface has to double bag her first just to chop her up.

Your mama's so fat, McDonalds sets a cargo weight limit for her to even go through the drive thru.

Your mama's such a skank, Filipino whore sites e-mail HER for advice on how to increase their business.

Your mama's so short, she can't even get on the child-height rides because she doesn't reach the mark that says, " You must be this tall to ride. "

Your mama's so tall, she can c*cksuck a guy in the balcony at a movie theater and not even leave her seat.

Your mama's so skinny, guys think their f*cking a crazy straw from Seven Eleven.

Your mama's so dumb, she thought that when Moses parted the Red Sea, he was on the rag and mensturating.

Your mama's such a bad driver, she has to have training wheels attached to her Dodge Neon, so she doesn't flip the f*cker over.


j/king

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:05:04 PM

^ Big_Daddy

What was yo' mama doing on a 900 ad in the back of Hustler with her *sshole spread and saying above her " Pack it in. " ?

j/king
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:06:24 PM

^Big_Daddy

f*ck up an (AIDS) test,
die like the rest.


j/king
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:24:42 PM

^Big_Daddy

Heard yo mama wanted to abort you, but couldn't afford a wire hanger at the Dollar Store.


j/king
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:26:03 PM

@Big Daddy

Why do you like to pick up dead women at the graveyard ?

So when you rape them, they don't report it to the cops.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on September 10th, 2010 at 8:26:24 PM

^

j/king
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