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Sylvester Stallone on "Rambo 5" and Edgar Allen Poe Movie

Posted: August 11th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Sylvester Stallone on "Rambo 5" and Edgar Allen Poe MovieSubmit Comment
MTV News caught up with Sylvester Stallone to find out about his Edgar Allen Poe project and whether he plans to ever return to the "Rambo" franchise.

"I will direct it, but it's never gonna live up to the hype," he said about the Poe movie. "No matter what I do it's going to bomb, totally. Totally! When you've been talking about something for 30 years, it's impossible [to live up to those expectations]."

Stallone was then asked if Robert Downey Jr (Iron Man) is still attached to star. "It has to be like Downey, I designed it for Downey," he explained. "Perhaps I could re-work the script. [Maybe] Johnny Depp. It needs a very special actor like that. I'm sure there's something on the horizon."

Regarding "Rambo," Stallone has been planning a new installment, which came very close to being greenlight before he backed out. So will there ever be another "Rambo" movie?

"I just don't know. You've seen everything and I would be repeating myself," he said. "If the action takes place in America or Mexico, that means by the end of the film Rambo is on the run. And I think he's been running enough, for 30 years, he's gotta stop running. So I thought maybe this is best laid to rest."

Source: MTV News


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trailertrash writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 7:54:38 PM

Yes leave Rambo alone now sly

Edgar Allen Poe , Could be interesting i guess if RDJ gets on board.
trailertrash writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 8:09:36 PM

Hearing good things on The Expendables over here ..

Wonder what you know who thinks of it (not much i bet) ...
Crazyhorse writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 8:21:42 PM

Crap make one more Rambo Stallone

How about

Rambo goes to hollywood and cleans out all the protesting nut jobs that live there and sends them to Nam
Ari Gold writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 9:13:48 PM

Seeing Expendables this Saturday! f*ck yeah!!
Rambo writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 9:14:37 PM

Rambo 4 was a nice conclusion...no need to make another one.Whatever happened to the remake of 'death wish'..?that could be fun :-)
OneTime writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 9:36:15 PM

sly, you had me at hello
OneTime writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 9:40:32 PM

expendables 2 -he should battle it out with chuck norris...then beat his f*ckin ass.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 9:47:59 PM

Why doesn't he just retire?
The man has a room full of razzies.

Take a cue from Madonna and just stop with the atrocities, man.
Ranger writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:19:22 PM

Yeah... those Razzie's must really sting when you have half a billion $'s in the bank, you stupid c*nt.
Ari Gold writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:19:37 PM

Jake (not so) Awesomeness = Girlie man.
Ranger writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:26:40 PM

Jake - a kid that hasn't a dime to his name asking why a Hollywood icon doesn't retire.

Just shows off more of his stupidity and inexperience. If he had the brains of sh*t... he'd be too embarrASSed to post.
ElizabethMitchellsBoobs writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:44:11 PM

NOTHING IS OVER!
ElizabethMitchellsBoobs writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:45:57 PM

I'm new to this...is Jake_Awesomeness some kind of c*m-guzzling homo or...what's up him? Seems like nobody likes him.
Ranger writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:46:07 PM

lol... good quote.
Ranger writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 10:52:04 PM

@AF - check your mail.

@EMB - we're the only ones in the world paying him any attention. Lol... how pathetic is he?!
Ranger writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 11:02:40 PM

Jake Useless talks about Razzies.

Stallone makes hundreds of millions of $'s.

Tells you right there who is going to win that race.
ElizabethMitchellsBoobs writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 11:04:56 PM

What a retard. And when has Madonna EVER stopped with the atrocities?
CCBlev writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 11:53:26 PM

Trailer- yuor rifht Poe could be interesting.
In response to you post on the Mirren thread. You can talk like that on facebook, read some of my updates on mine, I post I dont give a sh*t, I do it just to see what people say lol PM me if you want. Also thats one reason why your the one of the coolest kats on here, we can crack jokes like that and you don't care unlike Jake_awesomeless.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:12:22 AM

I reckon he should lay the Rambo stuff to rest like he did with Rocky, there is nowhere for him to go storywise.

@ranger- yep jake does seem a bit of a tool, and not a usefull one at that, yes Sly has a sh*tload of Razzies but most of his movies are great whilst others are a guilty pleasure, then the few are just down right awful but at least they were original and not like most of the sh*t coming out of Hollywood.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:45:18 AM

Agreed.

I've found people like Jake Useless, questioning the actions of others is easier for them then to fix their own sh*t. It's cowardly for sure, but what does one expect from a toughie-wannabe, internet lurker that actually threatened people over the internet with physical violence? LOL!
CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:50:47 AM

Ranger Be caeful he's gonna beat the crap out of us.
By the way Jake-Pusscake, I got a "Pro" Boxing bout on Sept 25th, do you wanna take the geeks place I'm gonna fight? It's a 6 rounder for $15,000, think it over if you can.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:56:39 AM

He'll already be there... giving blow-jobs in the parking lot.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:58:34 AM

Or he's booked with Daddy having a 6-rounder of his own in his bunk bed. Time to make another student loan 'payment' back to Daddy... with interest!
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 1:18:21 AM

On topic, this sounds interesting, we know that Stallone can direct and do it well, so with a good script and a good actor and we all know RDJ is a good actor, Edgar Allen Poe has some creepy stuff going on.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 2:43:48 AM

Jake_My_ass_is_a_mess

A man with No Life Experience like yourself only has a room full of wank mag's and a aching wrist.

And giving you dad a blow job for money doesn't count as work, before you brag about that one...

trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 2:56:02 AM

CC - LOL

It's all good my friend.

I put on my FB status the other day about having an Expendable Erection for friday night. which was greeted with shock and horror, they just dont get it !!! lol
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 3:09:03 AM

Wha?!!
I am not a tool.
Just because I called ranger a pedophile(He made some really sick comments on some other board with incestuous overtones.) I am a tool?
Really, I don't care.

Anyway, Stallone might be somewhat of an icon to brainless action lovers(even some of them detest his choice of movies and lack of acting skills), the fact is, he hasn't learned much about acting ever since Rocky became a phenomenon.
Arnold and Dolph, who became famous along similar lines, too were accepted under this rationale.
And for the poster who posted "when has Madonna ever stopped with the atrocities", ,at least she was wise enough to stop acting in movies after taking a hint that she was terrible at it.Granted that Stallone doesn't have a back up career as a singer, but the guy's somewhat good at directing(not conventionally and critically appreciated, but the general public do enjoy it , occasionally)

Now, the Razzies might not be the correct indication of an actor's skills, but after garnering nominations for almost every movie out there and being "bestowed" with some of the worst acting awards, he really quite isn't in the league of thespians like Jack Nicholson, Deniro , Daniel Day Lewis.
Stop or my mom will shoot?
That was an all time low.

DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 5:49:34 AM

@jake- the reason you might be a tool might be the first post on the Expebdables thread, that movie has been spoken about on here and other places before it started filming, so I don't think it can be hyped up even more. And it is goign to be a blast cause it goes back to the action movies of the 80's where you had a very simple story and the main amn/men just came in and kicked ass.
We the public have been waiting for a movie like this for years and only someone like Sly could do it justice, he knows the genre well.

I understand what you are saying about the Razzie and acting, but please De Niro recently has gone off the noil and is picking movies based on paychecks rather than quality, but I do agree with what you say about Nicholson and Day Lewis they are a different class.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:07:04 AM

noil=boil
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:10:22 AM

dave - nice post mate

jake - Your not a tool , a tool has a use...

He made some really sick comments on some other board with incestuous overtones lol

pretty sure Billy Ray has had a little dabble with Miley Cyrus anyway ....



Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:31:32 AM

Sly just became more awesome (not to be confused with Jake Awesome). He's aware that his Poe will crash and burn, but he wants to do it anyway. And he knows when to stop. Had he been a money-whore he would've cranked out one Rambo-flick per year. He doesn't. Why? Because he's awesome.

@Jake: We have all made cruel jokes. Does Ranger push the envelope? Yes, that's why itäs funny. Besides, his jokes aren't any crueler that the ones your parents made.
eViL.kEv2 writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:31:31 AM

I'm still waiting for "Oscar 2". I wonder if the chick from "Flash Gordon" is even still alive. She probably looks like sh*t now.

"Fenuccis! Come!"
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:43:40 AM

Bring me the bore worms !!

No! Not your bore worm again !!
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:53:09 AM

@trailer- cheers mate, after what he/she wrote I went back to look at where it all started and well you knw the rest.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:22:27 AM

Freudian_Nightmare ,

stfu, faggot.

Nobody asked you to talk.Now ,go wear a dress and get back to your queer tea party.
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:39:42 AM

I'm more of a skirt person
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:43:14 AM

freud-

jake was trying to invite you too his tea party !!

He's not very good with words or people..
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:47:36 AM

dave -

That little prick Justin Bieber has alot to answer for... lol
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:51:54 AM

Why skirt?
Just because your father told that you looked the prettiest among your sisters?

Skirt, dress, buttfloss thong, whatever makes you happy, homo.
CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:52:21 AM

Again Jake, you dumbass, you wonder everyone on this site hates your silly faggoty ass. Theres no need what so ever for that sh*t, leave this site and take that sh*t elsewhere.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:53:17 AM

trailer- a hell of alot!!!!!
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:58:31 AM

If "people" here "hate" me, it's only because I am not as bizarrely crazy and psychologically impaired as you sickos.

It's kinda like being wrongly incarcerated in a mental asylum where a sane person feels outlandishly alienated from the deranged inmates.

I am just here to post my views.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:04:02 AM

BOO HOO

Nobody helps loves me :(
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:07:09 AM

Whats the betting jake is sitting there now dressed in his mummys clothes , bull dog clips on his nipples and a whole box of tampax stuffed up his arse listening to Justin Bieber...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:23:11 AM

Jake_Iamsomeass writes:

on August 12th, 2010 at 3:09:03 AM

Wha?!!

I am a tool.

Because I am a pedophile (I made some really sick comments on some other board with incestuous overtones.) I am a tool.

Really, I care.

Anyway, Stallone is an icon to action lovers (even some of them defend his choice of movies and lack of acting skills), the fact is, he has learned much about acting ever since Rocky became a phenomenon.

Arnold and Dolph, who became famous along similar lines, were accepted under this rationale.

And for the commenter who posted "when has Madonna ever stopped with the atrocities", at least she was unwise enough to stop acting in movies, after taking a hint that she was great at it.

Granted, Stallone doesn't have a back up career as a singer, but the guy's somewhat great at directing ( the general public do enjoy it )

Now, the Razzies might not be the correct indication of an actor's skills, but after garnering nominations for almost every movie out there and being "bestowed" with some of the best acting awards, he really is in the league of thespians like Jack Nicholson, Deniro , Daniel Day Lewis.

Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot ? That was an all time high.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:33:53 AM

Jake_Iamsomeass writes:

on August 11th, 2010 at 9:47:59 PM

Why don't I just retire ?

The man has an entourage full of sexy groupies. What do I have ? Sticky magazines and empty boxes of Kleenex.

I should take a cue from Harold and Maude and stop the atrocity of my life, man.


on August 12th, 2010 at 8:51:54 AM

Why do I wear a skirt? Does it make my ass look big ?

Just because my father told that me that I looked pretty enough to cornhole, unlike my sisters?

Skirt, dress, buttfloss thong, whatever makes me happy.

Yes, I am homophobic.



on August 12th, 2010 at 8:58:31 AM

If "people" here "hate" me, it's only because I am bizarrely crazy and psychologically impaired.



on August 12th, 2010 at 8:22:27 AM

Freudian_Nightmare ,

I should just shut the f*ck up. I am a faggot.

Nobody asked me to talk. Now I'll go wear a backless medical gown, get back to my queer tea party and hope my dad f*cks me in the ass again, swearing it's a protological exam.

But I know better.

Daddy loves me.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:41:34 AM

max- LOL

It's easy

It's StalloneAwesomeness ....
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:41:50 AM

Maxy girl, did you come up with that all by yourself?

Good girl!

Now, here's 5 cents for your effort.

Hold on, that's not your gift.
Pls sleep in your bed absolutely naked and your ass stretched till your eyeballs pop out.
I am sure daddy would love to reward you by putting something in there.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:43:55 AM

Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:58:31 AM

If "people" here "hate" me, it's only because I am not as bizarrely crazy and psychologically impaired as you sickos.

It's kinda like being wrongly incarcerated in a mental asylum where a sane person feels outlandishly alienated from the deranged inmates.

I am just here to post my views.

@Jake-Trouble is the 1st view that you did give on "The Expendables" thread wasn't a good or valid one, and here it is below.


Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 11th, 2010 at 3:57:02 PM

What's the use banding up these supposed "big names", if the movie's gonna be trash.

@jake
See what we/I are/am saying on here.


trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:45:22 AM

Bet jakes daddy rewards him too...
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:48:14 AM

dave -

he can't see f*ck all,His daddy is slapping his d*ck all round his face at the minute...
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:50:22 AM

trailer

That takes me back to those lovely sundays' at the church.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:52:28 AM

Jake_Iamsomeass writes:


on August 12th, 2010 at 9:41:50 AM

Max, did you come up with that all by yourself?

Good god, I could never come up with something as witty!

Now, here's 5 cents for my effort.

Hold on, that's my gift.

I want to sleep with you in your bed absolutely naked, stretching out my ass cheeks and getting fisted till my eyeballs pop out.

I am sure my daddy would love to reward me by putting something in there.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:53:47 AM

The Expendables has had mixed reviews (RT score-47%), and many reviews have unabashedly rendered it as a "mindless b-action movie" interlaced with mediocre acting and an unreliable plot.

And the fact that this movie has surfaced after Inception created that much needed ferocity and vigor to re-ignite this almost vapid summer stint.

Die Hard 1 and 2 were instant classics.
So were the first two Terminator movies.
Blade Runner, North By Northwest, Alien, Aliens etc were other movies that re-instated the class of action movies.


Isn't it true, then?
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:54:07 AM

lol

dave Don't think jake is religious, he's got to pay for his uni fees somehow.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:56:01 AM

@Jake - no one on here will even take the time or consideration to 'hate' you... so, don't flatter yourself. You're going to have to go back to your dad's wallet for attention loser.

HATE you?! What would we ever do WITHOUT you?!
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:59:03 AM

Jake- Your real names not Dustin is it ?

Die Hard 1 and 2 were instant classics.
So were the first two Terminator movies.
Blade Runner, North By Northwest, Alien, Aliens

All good films !!

When you have seen the Expendables then have your say.

dont come on here quoting what other people think of it to help validate your argument.



Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:59:59 AM

Jake_Iamsomeass writes:


on August 12th, 2010 at 9:41:50 AM

I am a 15 year old boy who lives in the basement, wacking away to sexting I get from this Bangladesh exchange student in my chemistry class named Raj. He tells me he loves snapping a mousetrap on his penis, which arouses the f*ck out of me. So I sext him back telling him of how I love to squat in the middle of the bathroom, take a sh*t and then eat it off the linoleum like my pet dog, Goofy. Goofy comes into my room at night and licks peanut butter off my testicles. I go to school on the shortbus. Not because I am retarded but because my drunken dad won't get off his lazy ass and take me to school, so the bus comes by my house on the way to school. I am also in love with this retarded girl on the bus named Gigi, who've I fisted several times in the girl's bathroom. We would finish up the session by smoking a doobie, then she would give me head, after I lather my tiny penis with peanut butter. She has a very wet p*ssy and I often imagine licking it out. It's almost as good as f*cking that paraplegic girl that lives a block down the street from me.

I'm just here to comment.

Love,

Jake
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:04:44 AM

Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 9:56:01 AM

@Jake - no one on here will even take the time or consideration to 'hate' you... so, don't flatter yourself. You're going to have to go back to your dad's wallet for attention loser.

HATE you?! What would we ever do WITHOUT you?!


@Ranger

The Earth would keep right on spinning.

I could see someone taking out this douchebag with pianowire and gloves (for no fingerprints).
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:09:37 AM

@Jake: It's quite funny that you claim to be intellectual superior to us, when you still just throw obscenities around you. I can see that you have a zero tolerance on the gay community, which makes you a hypocrite when you start getting mad on other people for making cruel remarks. Bottomline is, either you confess that you are enjoying getting torn apart here or take your high horse ans pull it through a meat grinder.

And I wear a skirt cause I have fantastic legs and I have done some undercover in Denmark and needed to fit in. Speaking of which, you're not from Denmark by any chance?
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:23:36 AM

he could be !!

http://www.cuirmale.nl/history/img/laederklub.jpg
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:23:52 AM

Yeah Sly is a guilty pleasure for us MEN (not you jake) but go a little further back to Rocky and (the end of) First Blood, the fella can act! and for all hes done for the movie industry and movie lovers, should have earned a little respect.
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:27:37 AM

@Trailer: Well, how about that. Jake in full blossom, outside his little closet. Good for you, Jake bud.
CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:31:41 AM

Jake I'm gonna beat the crap outta you. Your silly Faggot.
By the way since you Box "$15,000 TO FIGHT ME IN THE STATES ON SEPT 25TH,2010." ARE YOU IN????????
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:42:46 AM

@ CC - jakes a boxer?.....does boxing have a like a "special league" in america?
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:43:59 AM

Btw, it's "intellectually superior"

And I don't go about postulating my posts while unwittingly and superfluously including expletives in it.It was just a means of retaliation.As you can see, classy and righteous people like ranger/trash and other(what's the name?), whose posts are perpetually brimming with scruples and moral understanding, have a way of deviating from a topic and talking about eerily irrelevant stuff.
And I have nothing against gay people.
I don't enjoy anything here.I just registered a few days ago and been posting since, on sporadic occasions.

And why do you wear a skirt?
Fantastic legs??? You left me confounded there.
And I am not Danish.
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:46:55 AM

@ Jake - "And I have nothing against gay people" apart from your naked oiled up self? ;-)
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:47:09 AM

I ain't a pro in boxing.
But I do enjoy a match once in a while.

Probably explains my anger(not volatile, though) and penchant for punching people in their face.
I ain't kidding.
snake eater writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:48:05 AM

Why don't he try to make rambo work as a bounty hunter trying to hunt a group of drug dealer and prostitution.
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:51:37 AM

@ Jake - lol wow, you are awesome, i have to admit i like punching people in the face too, mainly slow ass one trick boxers that think they can hang with an MMA fighter ;-) all those dull thuds to the head really do have a negative effect it would seem!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:59:20 AM

"stfu, faggot."

"Nobody asked you to talk.Now ,go wear a dress and get back to your queer tea party."

"Skirt, dress, buttfloss thong, whatever makes you happy, homo."

Seems like a lot of "off-topic-gay-bashing" in those quotes, bud.

And excuse me from not having English as a mother tongue. What's your excuse for being a douchebag?

"And I am not Danish"

Well, that picture certainly tells a different story. bud.

And I'm pretty sure that your anger descends from your life-shortcomings and your penchant from punching people in the face is because that's the only way you can meet chicks.
CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:00:15 AM

" I ain't a pro in boxing." and " I ain't kidding!" Wow Mr Educational thats awesome english. "I'm not a pro in boxing" and "I'm not kidding!" First English lesson is free. The next one I'll charge your dumb ass! Are you from West Virginia? I think your parents were siblings.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:08:12 AM

Jake_Ilovetospreadopenmyass writes:

on August 12th, 2010 at 10:43:59 AM

By the way, I am intellectually inferior. Like a retarded kid getting caught in the door of a subway train.

Igo about postrate. My posts are full of unwitty and superfluous expletives, full of sound and fury, but signifying bullsh*t. It was a means of retaliation for being raped as a baby. As you can see, I am classless and indignatiously self-righteous, unlike people like ranger/trash and others, whose posts are perpetually brimming with intellectually superior and moral understanding, have a way of making a topic humorous, relevant and interesting and basically taking the wind away from my pompous sails.

I have alot of anger against gay people, which means I needed more anal raping as a kid.

I enjoy everything here. I registered a few days ago and been posting sporadically.

Why do I wear a skirt? Because I have fantastic legs and a small nutsack.

I am so confounded.

And I am not Danish.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:08:39 AM

You were pissing me off for no reason.
I don't normally do that.
__________________________--
"
And I'm pretty sure that your anger descends from your life-shortcomings and your penchant from punching people in the face is because that's the only way you can meet chicks.
"
_______________________________-

Your anger "stems"(more apt than "descends") from your "life's" shortcomings and your penchant "for"(not "from") punching....
And I hope "chick" is a metaphor for "an attractive woman".

Haha, there you go, I guess I am a douche for being so pragmatic.

And what does my picture so profoundly insinuate?
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:10:02 AM

@ Jake - No comment? wise!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:10:52 AM

Jake_Ilovetospreadopenmyass writes:

on August 12th, 2010 at 10:47:09 AM

I am not into boxing as a pro, but I do enjoy a match once in a while, since I get to watch sweaty men beating the sh*t out of each other. I just wish I could wash them off in the showers afterwards, licking the soap off with my tongue.

Probably explains my volatile anger and penchant for punching babies, fetus' and women in their face.

I am not kidding.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:12:20 AM

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ain%27t

I am sure you did very well in middle school till it was abruptly and unceremoniously terminated.
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:15:42 AM

@ Jake - lol you actually look up your words?!?!
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:16:29 AM

So, you into MMA?
I am more into mixing fighting styles(Although mixed martial arts does include a variety of fighting styles)

Amalgamating karate, kickboxing, amateur wrestling etc, it works.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:18:08 AM

It's for that douche who thinks "ain't" is unfairly redundant.
AYT BALL writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:24:07 AM

@ Jake - sooooo what do you think mixed martial arts is?! saying that only one guy used karate, and he just got his block knocked off
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:27:07 AM

Jake_Angrily itchyandrepeatedlyfisted*sshole writes:


http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ain%27t

I did very well in middle school till it I was abruptly and unceremoniously fisted by the jocks.

They did enjoy it when I fluffed them before every practice.


on August 12th, 2010 at 11:16:29 AM

So, you're into MMA?

I am more into mixing fisting styles(Although mixed marital arts do include a variety of fisting styles)

Amalgamating karate, c*cksucking, amateur oil wrestling other men and etc. It works.

Did I mention I'm a lifetime member of NAMBLA ?
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:35:39 AM

@Jake: You have done that since you created an account. Not one out of your posts has been on topic without trying to insult someone. Not one. And that's why you are a douche.

And your picture do not insinuate anything, it pretty much screams, that you are in fact a c*ck-munching fudgepacker who, if you aren't already, wish to be from Denmark.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:47:41 AM

Actually, I have remained on-topic most of the time.
When irked, I did stoop to their level and resorted to profanities.Very uncharacteristic of me.

_____________________________
And your picture do not insinuate anything, it pretty much screams, that you are in fact a c*ck-munching fudgepacker
___________________________________-

How very prudent.
Your impertinence resonates blatant hypocrisy.
Weren't you the one who claimed I had "zero tolerance to homosexuality"?
And as for the picture, I just typed "bikes" on google and selected a pic from the image section.Nothing intellectually subtle about it.

And yes, I am shamed that I wasn't born a Danish.
Think of the unbridled, academically inclined, gloriously revolutionary work I could have done making cookies, and rearing cattle to produce milk.
Think of those opportunities that we all missed.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:52:40 AM

Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:35:39 AM
@Jake: You have done that since you created an account. Not one out of your posts has been on topic without trying to insult someone. Not one. And that's why you are a douche.

And your picture do not insinuate anything, it pretty much screams, that you are in fact a c*ck-munching fudgepacker who, if you aren't already, wish to be from Denmark.


Jake_Ilovetospreadopenmyass writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:43:59 AM
@Freudian_Nightmare You have me dead to rights, Freudian. I am nothing more than an insulting piece of sh*t and should crawl under a rock. I am not just a douche, I am a full and steaming colostomy bag.

My picture is so limp-wristy and the only reason I don't have a roid-rage picture of Hulk Hogan there is because when I tried to get his autograph, he finger f*cked my *sshole in a sh*t-stained men's room in a Cleveland gymnasium when I was four years old. I cried like the little bitch I was. I do love sucking c*ck and sliding my three inch penis iin my lover, Steve. And yes, I wish I was from Denmark.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:01:00 PM




Jake_Ilovetospreadopenmyass writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:47:41 AM

Actually I have remained off topic, most of the time.
When irked, I stoop to their level and resorted to profanities.Very characteristic of me.

_____________________________

And my picture insinuates and screams, that I am, in fact, a c*ck-munching fudgepacker.
___________________________________-

How very prudent.

My impertinence resonates blatant stupidity.

Wasn't I the one who claimed I had "zero tolerance to homosexuality"?

And as for the picture, I just typed "dikes" on Google and selected a pic from the image section.Nothing intellectually subtle about it.

And yes, I am shamed that I wasn't born a Danish.

Think of those opportunities that I missed.
SACdaddy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:05:01 PM

EXPENDABLES!!!!

I hope it crushes that gay ass Scott Pilgrim movie. I'm sorry, that movie just looks terrible.

As for Sly's next films, the last Rambo was the perfect ending to the legendary series. Four great films is enough for me. I hope he does the Poe movie though. I've always been a fan Poe's work and biography, so it would be nice to finally see his life examined on the big screen. Sly should make it like Immortal Beloved.
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:08:01 PM

@Jake: Well, most of your posts have "stooped" to everybody else's level, which makes it more uncharacteristic when you actually are on topic.

"c*ck-munching fudgepacker" was not an anti-gay remark, that's just how you want to interpret it (which says a lot about you). "c*ck-munching" was a reference to when I said "chick" which, by the way, was not a reference to "attractive women" but the bird that you eat. "Fudgepacker" was just a guess on your current trade. There's no need yo get your pants wet, bud.

And the picture I was talking about ws of course the picture Trailer posted. But now when you mention it, your profile picture does seem like you're trying to compensate for something.

Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:13:15 PM

Maxi, are you having your periods?
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:14:48 PM

ok, so misconstrued that.

But your observational and assessing skills screams ineptness.

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:24:43 PM

Jake_Ilovetospreadopenmyass writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:13:15 PM

Max, don't be so mean to me! I'm on my period and I think I have blood in my sh*t!

I mean, really! I have no life and my mother won't stop coming down to the basement and catch me jacking off to men's porno on the Net and writing my witty quips, all the while letting my tiny walnuts hang out of Richard Simmon's shorts I bought out of eBay.


on August 12th, 2010 at 12:14:48 PM
ok, so misconstrued that.

Your observational and assessing skills are so eloquent.
CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:26:00 PM

"Mixing Fisting Systems" BWAHHAAAA Is that Daddy calls it? What kinda fag butt pounder fighting system is that?? Do you know how retarded and inbred you made yourself appear when you used "ain't" in your previous posts you jackass?
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 1:31:10 PM

CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 12:26:00 PM

"Mixing Fisting Systems" BWAHHAAAA Is that Daddy calls it? What kinda fag butt pounder fighting system is that?? Do you know how retarded and inbred you made yourself appear when you used "ain't" in your previous posts you jackass?


@CCBlev

I find him quite ... amusing. Like when passersby take out their video-phones and tape him, as he's fisting newborn babies and punching women in the tall weeds, just blocks from his mom's house.

I know that they must be chuckling with utter giddyness.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 1:32:28 PM

Hey Jake,

Keep rockin' the mike.

You know, they said the same thing about Hitler, too.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 1:43:25 PM

Hey Jake,

Mel called. He said to get off the cross.

He needs the wood for " Passion of the Christ II : Motherf*ckin' Revenge " ...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 1:45:15 PM

Sly can make a movie about Jake and his friends, the Rump Ranglers and call it The Bendables.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 2:11:15 PM

Jake see you found some new friends ...

Have you told them about your job?

That when someone takes a piss or sh*t in wal-mart, your there ready with a hand towel so they can dry their hands.

Sometimes you get a tip (don't nibble the end of a circ*mcised c*ck )

But Sometimes someone puts your head down the toilet and flushes it.

Good for you i say

It Keeps you away from licking windows every day doesn't it ...


trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 2:24:29 PM

Probably explains my anger(not volatile, though) and penchant for punching people in their face

HAHAHAHA !!!!! :)

You are funny

People must live in fear when they are in your presence.....

trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 2:29:35 PM

My money's on CC though!!

$15,000 you could pay off some of your student loan.

And you could let your Arse Hole heal then ,because daddy's payback plan give you no time to rest does it...
darkmane writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 3:20:03 PM

HOLD ON GUYS !!!

Just to stay on topic here people stallone is THE ALL ACTION HERO/LEGEND

and also to stay on topic jake has a small penis
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 3:37:12 PM

He sure is ....

He sure has ...
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:09:22 PM

Jake has a penis?!?!

@Freudian - you owned Jerk(off) by simply quoting his very own text against him.

@Jerk-off - wow, u iz dangerous! Oh... and a hypocrite. And a joke. So take your holier than though, double-standards, and cram 'em up yer ass - whilst Daddy finishes the job.

Thx. for the chuckles loser. Contradict away!
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:14:12 PM

though = thou (just got in the door and wanted to post... lol).
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:20:14 PM

How sad is Jake?

The only attention he can get is to come on here and take his verbal lashings.

Lol... lurkers... watcha gonna do but laugh.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:36:41 PM

He's a Lurker for Life ....
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:39:26 PM

WP = Jake's only Life experience outside of his basement.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:44:24 PM

And his dad's wallet... and mom's tit.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:03:41 PM

Daddy jakes sexual advice

Necrophilia is dead boring son ....

Try Incest jake, it's only relatively boring.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:05:05 PM

"Maxi, are you having your periods?"

WTF Jerk(off) - do you mean to ask if he's on his period (singular)?

You and your foster mom should talk. Maybe she can connect the dots for you.

Have you ever met Brett Ratner in a tree?
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:10:34 PM

Brett Ratner is Jakes dad , he was Conceived in that f*cking a retard in a tree incident...
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:16:07 PM

Ahhhhh... it ALL makes sense now!
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:27:14 PM

Poor little bastard never had a chance in life did he..

CCBlev writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:47:18 PM

Trailer-Spot on! He sounded kinda like Ratner. By the way what happened to him posting, I was hoping to come back to more on here but nothing, apparently his superior imtellect told him not to, either that or Daddy won't let him out.
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 8:02:31 PM

Daddy Brett has taken him to his special tree tonight , it's his birthday treat....

He's going to wedge him in the tree and show him how he was Conceived.....
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:14:58 PM

I think I like his judgments towards everyone best, and he thinks he's the intellectual superior.

It's a really flimsy way to mask his inexperience in life. His intolerance to differences in others. And really shows off how insecure he is.

I'd like to kick his mom right in her indulgent twat for even giving her little princess homo-phobe a computer.

All talk, ZERO life experience - The Jake Story. Were he not such a pathetic unaccomplished joke... his story would be funny.

PS: I sure hope he doesn't come over here to kick the crap out of me... I'm completely defenseless (I won't fight retards).
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 10:19:22 PM

2nd. best thing I like about the little loser?

He comes back denying things he said (that are on here... for good... that Freudian and others only had to 'cut & paste' to show him his contradictions). Yeah... that makes me smile as well.

God Bless the ContraDICtory Retard.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:26:38 PM

Amen ranger, I had to say a few things about/to him coz of what he said on "The Expendables" thread and yes I pasted some of what he said coz he could'nt remember himself.

At least either say "I can't remember that" or just admit you're a douche.
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 11:32:27 PM

The little girl succubus Jerk(off) is going to have life kick his whiny c*nt the second he ventures from under the wing of his dad's wallet.
trailertrash writes:
on August 13th, 2010 at 3:47:45 AM

he might kick your ass ranger he has a penchant for punching people !!!

Thats one of my fav quotes :)
Ranger writes:
on August 13th, 2010 at 11:43:44 AM

Yeah... just short of 'my dad can beat up your dad!'

f*cking kid is an embarrassing coward. But too stupid to know.
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 13th, 2010 at 10:15:01 PM

I see Jake is back and no introductions are needed.

@Max: Love the comments you have posted on this thread. Pure gold.

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