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Photo from "The Human Centipede" Porn ParodyPosted: August 10th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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  "The Human Centipede" horror film has become so popular that the porn industry has decided to make a parody of it called "The Human Sexipede." And today we have a shot of the poster and the first photo, which is not safe for work. Check everything out below.
For those familiar with the movie, "The Human Centipede" revolves around about girls who get surgically connected, ass-to-mouth, into a chain of humans with a single digestive system.
"Sexipede" director Lee Roy Myers said: "I thought, 'You know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment."
The porn flick stars Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Keni Styles, and Danica Dillan.
Poster and Photo: (click to enlarge)
Source: TomByronPictures, DreadCentral
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Ranma-Irias writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 6:26:18 AM
"Sexipede" director Lee Roy Myers said: "I thought, 'You know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment."
Should Blades of Glory get a porn treatment? Or Borat? Or any other comedy out there?
Anyway I thought The Human Centipede was already kind of a weird fetish porno involving rim jobs and sh*t
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vwkombi writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 7:41:40 AM
I can think of a lot of words that best describe The Human Centerpede.
Sexy is one of them...
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Freudian_Nightmare writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 7:48:13 AM
Although I can agree that women eating each others asses can be somewhat sexy, the sex appeal goes away when you stitch their mouth to the ass.
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whoever writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 8:48:11 AM
Come on Freudian, it's two birds with one stone! Ass to mouth without having to get her to turn around!
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encoreyourface writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 9:02:57 AM
"Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment."-amen brother!
what i don't get is why they tell us the names of the stars, who gives a f*ck?
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nope.com writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 9:17:49 AM
sexipede? ... that's not even trying
but at least Sunny Lane will have some ass to mouth action
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Freudian_Nightmare writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 9:18:22 AM
@Whoever: You do have a point and when I actually clicked on the photo, they seemed to have skipped the whole sewing bit anyway.
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trailertrash writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 9:35:04 AM
The guy in the suit is he really needed there ?
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CCBlev writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 10:00:36 AM
Hey thats the porno I shot, they stloe it, i'm suing the bastards.
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Coasterkid345 writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 11:04:09 AM
WHAT?! That's not even ass-to-mouth. That's mouth-to-p*ssy-to-mouth-to-d*ck.
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Coasterkid345 writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 11:04:59 AM
And the asian dude seems to be loving it. 24-hour BJ. Good plan, german doctor.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 11:06:51 AM
Since the original was ass to mouth, I can only assume that if it's men and women, its d*ck to ass and mouth to vag.
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Ranger writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 12:05:33 PM
"Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment."
That's always been my motto.
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idioteque.volta writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 5:11:18 PM
i mean, this porn parody isn't a big surprise, is it?..
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Man in Black writes: on August 10th, 2010 at 8:32:57 PM
wait a min... does that make it a 4 some ?
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Ranger writes: on August 11th, 2010 at 1:08:41 AM
BA-BOING!!!
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minkowski writes: on August 11th, 2010 at 3:22:15 PM
Oswald Spengler is probably doing conniptions in his f*cking grave right now, as apparently films like the Human Centipede are increasingly trending towards the moronic and mindless mainstream.
It's like f*cking depravity is the new norm in this country, and the west as a whole, and you morons are pumping your fist like you're at a U2 concert benefitting muscular dystrophy.
I live in a nation chock full of rampant vice, and absolutely no virtue. And you people think that's cool. Really f*cking sad.
Fire up the DeLorean, Doc, and take me away, I don't mind, I wanna go back in time!
"For those familiar with the movie, "The Human Centipede" revolves around about girls who get surgically connected, ass-to-mouth, into a chain of humans with a single digestive system."
Biologically speaking, that's insanely f*cking stupid. You cannot survive eating sh*t. You'd likely croak as a result of toxic shock syndrome.
Plus, you'd also die from dehydration in just a few days. How totally goddamned stupid, and just for the 'joy' of portraying on screen some abominally filthy contrivance.
Jesus, from the days of Rear Window to films like The Human Centipede and other assorted vile garbage, in a mere handful of decades. I heartily thank whatever god you believe in that I possess a modic*m of taste, no f*cking pun intended.
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