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Justin Bieber 3D Biopic Loses Director

Posted: August 5th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Justin Bieber 3D Biopic Loses DirectorSubmit Comment
We just reported that singer Justin Bieber will star in his own 3D biopic that was set to be directed by Oscar-winning helmer David Guggenheim, the man behind "An Inconvenient Truth" documentary.

Now comes word that Guggenheim has already passed, in order to promote his "Waiting for Superman" documentary. The plan is to release Bieber's biopic on February 11th (Valentine's Day weekend), which means that Paramount Pictures has very little time to secure a replacement.

The new movie is said to be sprinkled with performances from Bieber's current concert tour.

Source: Deadline


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masht7 writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 7:38:53 AM

Why can't they just lose the film.
WonDerBanGeR writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 7:45:29 AM

man cant wait for beibers balls to drop then BOOM bye bye queer voice and all ur money! even usher will spit on u when he sees u begging on the sidewalk!!!!!!
johnny_boy writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 7:49:26 AM

I been to Canada before and the people were all good. This queer is giving them a bad name. Finally said it
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 7:52:09 AM

When the director heard The movie will be sprinkled with facial c*m shots of justin , the guy walked.

Don't blame him .....
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 8:07:06 AM

I've heard that Mel Gibson is looking for work.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 8:57:42 AM

Now if we can just lose...the star...the writer...the music...the finances...we will be on to a winner.
CCBlev writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 9:50:44 AM

I just got AID'S from looking at the pic. Sorry guys, It was nice knowing you all. f*ck you Beaver!!
Ranma-Irias writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 10:58:50 AM

well he finally saw what he was getting in.

hollywood just keeps raping cinema
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 11:05:19 AM

Justin Bieber 3D Biopic Loses Director

Translation : Proposed Director finds a better thing to do. Like scratching his balls. Or taking a satisfying dump.


I'm still waiting for the anticipated kidnapping of Bieber by some Al Qaeda splinter cell in the Midwest, who finds out after trying to ransom him for semi-automatic machine guns finds out nobody wants to pay for the motherf*cker ... " f*ck it. We can always create another one. "

Then weeks later, we find out he is buried in the half-completed basement of a subcontracting job not completed in Juarez, Mexico .... his body dissolving under limestone and his frozen, scared expression, since the drug runners that worked with the terrorists buried him alive.

All covered by TMZ.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 11:06:45 AM

^ Now that's a movie I'd watch.

You can even make it in the Greengrass, shakey-cam doc*mentary style.
jeffw1978 writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 11:22:53 AM

This is why the rest of the world hates america it is sh*t like this movie. Come on al queda why can't you kill this little sh*t bag, hell you might even be praised as heroes then.
johnny_boy writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 11:26:29 AM

To allusions out there; he thinks he's bigger than Allah. Go get him!
SaulSilver writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 11:39:01 AM

February 11th? f*ck! My Birthday for next year is already ruined.
encoreyourface writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 11:48:54 AM

haha captain c*m collector.
Man in Black writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 12:13:39 PM

read only the title of article ... see people are offing them selfs before they will work with this hack
Man in Black writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 12:16:28 PM

that f*ck stick looks like she has a beaver pelt on his head ... that one ugly girl
FBO writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 12:39:35 PM

jonah hill should play the part of justin beaver!
koul writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 1:55:15 PM

the director probably now realized he shouldn't do this pointless movie
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 2:15:54 PM

"Justin Bieber 3D Biopic Loses Director"

I know he wouldn't have been able to live with the shame of being ever affiliated with such a movie, but why did he kill himself?
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:03:51 PM

CC- LMAO !!

He must have Mega Aids he spends most of his day loving himself in front of a mirror...
encoreyourface writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:10:11 PM

cc-loL!
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:49:13 PM

Justin Bieber 3D Biopic Loses Director from AIDS contracted by looking at that picture.

@CC - hugs Bro!
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:50:01 PM

Speaking of taking a satisfying dump...

Anyone else notice that Nutella comes out looking exactly the way it did going in?

WTF?! Dangler City!!!
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:51:23 PM

And it's anyone's guess who is going down on Bieber's beaver in that pic... stroking her chin whilst they lick.
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:56:14 PM

I'll bet you his/her real first name is Justine!
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 3:58:34 PM

I thought it was zac efron
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:03:24 PM

Or Spooch-Gobbling, Pillow-biting, Rump Roastee!

trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:06:41 PM

Justin Bieber is Disney's Peg Boy: He sits on a peg to keep his anus loose for penetration by the All of the Mickey Mouse Club house team ... So they say
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:08:22 PM

So, round pegs into a square's *sshole then?
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:12:41 PM

Ha Ha Exactly

He loves the Donkey Punch the most from Billy Ray cyrus
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:14:12 PM

... and Miley with her Mickey Mouse tipped strap-on!
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:15:14 PM

Do you think billy has f*cked that ..

I think he might have you know..
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:15:49 PM

Dressed as Mickey mouse
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:17:36 PM

No... dressed as Minnie Mouse (she has man issues).

Has Billy-Ray poked Miley? I'd hope so. Were she my daughter, I would have taken her for more than a few laps around the track by now!
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:23:45 PM

Absolutely !!

I wouldn't go as far as Michael and dina did with lohan they f*cked all the sense out of her !!
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:25:52 PM

I would have!
jeffw1978 writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:27:23 PM

I would destroy miley f*cked up teeth and all. I am still in amazement that some dad somewhere hasn't gone f*cking batsh*t crazy and killed this f*cker cause his tween daughter won't stop playing his gay ass music, I feel sorry for the dad's that have to put up with having their hearing raped probably multiple times a day.
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:30:43 PM

Nice !!

Now if selena gomez was family

Bang Bang Bong she would be one f*cked up chick :)
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:36:51 PM

Ranger.

You are sick.
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:45:01 PM

Compliments will get you everywhere with me.
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:46:03 PM

Miley got those puffy cheeks (facial and butt) somehow.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:47:04 PM

A compliment?

You need to have your head checked if you construed that as a compliment.
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:48:25 PM

sick thats good right ?
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:49:31 PM

Are offering head ?
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 4:49:58 PM

^you
jeffw1978 writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 6:44:57 PM

I think that might be an offer for head. Just remember from Tom Hardy having a d*ck in your mouth still makes you gay.
qwertyuiop22ful writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 6:46:10 PM

I just laughed my ass off when I read that... I imagined Justin Queerer crying!!
qwertyuiop22ful writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 6:56:05 PM

and tweeting about it.... f*cker
trailertrash writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 7:14:23 PM

jeff- lol

qwerty - It's his fan i feel sorry for.
CCBlev writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 7:55:33 PM

Trailer,Ranger and Encore Lmao!!
In related news "Justin Beiber has been proven to be an 11 yr old female named Fluffy Muffin."
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 8:00:44 PM

@Jake - regardless. I'm still not going to f*ck you. I still do the chick thing (Beaver NOT Bieber). You Justin fans are just crazy.
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 8:01:07 PM

Please tell us you don't have a Twilight Manilow!
Ranger writes:
on August 5th, 2010 at 8:02:13 PM

http://ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Twilight-ManPillow.jpg

Are you that cute little Asian boy gettin' 'double-ended' in poly-filled heaven?!
trailertrash writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 3:30:04 AM

ranger-

This is jake at a Justin concert....

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/02/24234301.jpg?w=428&h=286
trailertrash writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 3:32:15 AM

CC- Fluffy mufin LOL , That's so true
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 4:14:26 AM

@trailer - LOL!
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 10:16:07 AM

@Ranger

Wow, junior, is that all you could come up with?
5th grade thrash talk?Expected from losers like you.

Let's not forget that you're a pedophile here for making sick comments like that.
And insinuating incest(Hope you never have kids.Even if you had any, they'd wish that they were orphans.) is again expected from a psychologically impaired person like you.
trailertrash writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 11:11:42 AM

Dam those 5th graders !!

You hang around (and in) 5th graders and their humor tend's to rub off on you.

Is that not so Ranger ?
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 11:55:01 AM

Yep...

Whatever rubs up against me (especially 5th graders)... I'm a rubbin' right back!

Sorry Jake. Were you talking?
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 12:11:06 PM

Ah Jake... thx. for the chuckle.

A self-righteous, indignant, know-it-all, 21 year old university student.

Look boy...

The only life experience you've had (as identified by your writings/judgments alone) are sucking on your mom's mudflaps for tits, and living off your dad's wallet. You're a crusader for justice are you... your justice? LOL... good luck changing the world into your image. I'll bet there's almost 7 billion people would think you're a twat.

And making 'sick' comments doesn't make me a pedophile. A person going out and committing sexual acts with children make them a pedophile. So until you learn, live, breathe that subtle, yet oh so important nuance.

How about you spend a lot more time working on your book smarts, because your life/street smarts suck as much c*ck as your mom in your trailer part at rent time.

Oh, and before you reply. I can see either you believe you're important (from insecurity I gather), or your parents made the mistake indulging saying you were (they were lying). Either way, know that I don't care what a little fart in a hurricane like you has to say.

Why then, did I post this reply... because I retired before 40, because I had my nose to the grindstone and didn't sit around during my best productive years judging others I didn't know over the internet because I was an anonymous coward (no need to look that one up... just look into a mirror, elephant boy).

So, let your face clear up. Go kiss your first boy... shut up, flip your burgers, and post some nudies of your mom earning the rent.

Toodles Poodle.

I'm off to sniff some bicycle seats at the playground, and maybe chase some cotton underwear around the slide.
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 12:25:32 PM

PS: does that picture of Justin give you a woody?
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 12:31:17 PM

Anyway... welcome to WP... lurker.
trailertrash writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 2:04:17 PM

Nicely put ...

Jake_Awesomeness has called himself Awesomeness (i take it no one else does)

This smacks of little man syndrome to me...
popcorn writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 5:50:01 PM

@Jake_Awesomeness

didnt i rape your mum when she was 12?
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 8:26:20 PM

And trailer and I held her down?
trailertrash writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 8:54:15 PM

Tied her done with skipping ropes didn't we !!
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 9:35:54 PM

Sort of...

I was using 'tied her down' as a euphemism for a 2x4 with a rusty nail in it.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 10:15:28 PM

@Ranger

You are a sad little man, aren't you?
Your propensity to blatantly assume that anyone who accuses you of being a mentally deranged(albeit having some sense to turn on his computer and to log on to the internet) person is someone who "sucks their mother's tits and lives off their dad's wallet" is appallingly deplorable.
Your knack to concoct these menacingly warped thoughts is an indication that you're sick and a menace to the society.
It's a known fact that a person, who's abashedly lame in real life, can somewhat simulate a cool persona and demeanor on the internet.
But after seeing your "witty retorts" and your "awe-inducing repartee" I have to again infer that you are indeed one sad man who's a loser who derives great(read:twisted and sick) pleasure in writing crap.
An obvious measure of your unscrupulousness.
Now, gonna write something sexually warped about my siblings/cousins/aunt , aren't you?
Go ahead, junior.That is all you are capable of.I will manage to stifle a chuckle when you do that.
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 11:34:52 PM

Are you scared on Friday's nights... knowing when you dad comes home from bowling, drunk as usual that his anger for his failed life (kid surviving an abortion attempt with a coat hanger - but I'll bet you're a better brake-dancer for that... always a silver lining) - knowing that your penetrated *sshole is the target of his frustration?

'Sick' I may be Dr. Full (of sh*t), but how do you grasp 'menacing'? Are you reading my posts while you're driving or something?

I like people like you. Indulged by parents putting of their job of parenting you to get you to shut-up, or your 'logic' (snicker) is derived from a facade of insecurity (watch me point fingers, anonymously, as an internet lurker/coward) - and needing to be heard. Needing attention.

Do U need a widdle hugsy-wugsy p*ssy?
Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 11:37:49 PM

Now Jake... back to cracking those books young man. You go show the world what you're made of besides... Zzzzzz...

Walmart Greeter isn't the best. But I'll bet you're great at it!

PS: dear Dad... here's another invoice for my student loan. Thx. You're the bestest! XOXO!


Ranger writes:
on August 6th, 2010 at 11:53:10 PM

Now... put on your cape, go fight evil wherever it may lurk(er)... and go fix all that's wrong with the world.

Regards,

Your Sad Little Man Ranger.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:01:09 AM

3... 2... 1...
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:10:32 AM

Dear Lord!
The loser is back to his distraught replies.

Junior, please refrain from typing any further.
You're an embarrassment.Please re-read my previous post, because I won't re-iterate anymore.Your pathetic attempt at writing disparaging remarks would put a kid to shame.

Like I said, it's typical of you to come up with absurd and outlandish fantasies.
If you want to know, my dad's a successful businessman and my mom's a teacher(And they do good, financially).
So, your outrageously lamentable notion, that my parents live a "failed" life makes you happy in a sad way, then I might as well humor you.If wrongly and fallaciously assuming that anyone that defies you is as pathetic as you, it will definitely be a tough life for you, junior.
Your fake and pathetic subterfuge might only help you on internet forums, but reality will definitely hit you hard.

I am still a youngster(Btw, I also intend to obtain a post graduation degree after graduation, unlike you, a drop out/failure) and I have still a lot to learn.
Sure, me dishing out advice may seem immature now, but I am sure that I am smarter than you.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:22:09 AM

I retired by 40 youngster. I've had hundreds of people like you rent from me. LOL.

Glad your foster parents 'do good' - Ugh!

Now... back to the books. Walmart shelf stocking is looming Princess.

Oh, and I haven't refrained from typing further. Did your loser parents tell you people would listen to you?

They lied Junior.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:23:02 AM

'...but I am sure that I am smarter than you.'

LOL. Thx. for that.

Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:27:17 AM

'...tough life for you'

Let's see...

Today: I got a haircut, went to the Chiropractor, got a massage, ran a couple of errands. And just got out of my infrared sauna about an hour ago. And with business interests... I still made more today than you will with whatever it is you're working on Junior.

Yeah... keep talking. Because, you have done SO MUCH with your life to date.

Scare of the future Mr. Chatty? You should be. You'll end up working for someone like me, then they'll kick your Princess ass to the curb the first time you break a nail.

God, you're boring p*ssy.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:30:16 AM

Like I said, you are deluded.Seek medical help now(I am sure your "loved ones" have forced you to try therapy)
Can't believe I wasted my time arguing with you.
You should have been incarcerated in some mental facility by now.
Living in solitude is what fits you.
I am sure other people who have seen your posts will agree.
Just on a side note, if you retired by 40, it just means you were deemed unfit to work in a public environment.
You know, considering that you are demented and all.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:38:49 AM

And even if it's true that you are rich(highly unlikely) I don't think it matters to others.
Live your life , infused with classless extravaganza and just blow your money on trivial things.It's the only thing you're capable of.
I guess the idea on philanthropy will never even enter your mind.

And I am sure people will rather live a poverty-stricken , destitute life rather work for a worthless sc*m like you.

Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:45:44 AM

lol... lovin' your assumptions coming from nervous, upset energy.

As for my philanthropic efforts. How do you know what I give to charity. Assume it's more than you'll make, because I never have to pay taxes.

And finding those to work for me have never been a problem, because all that have have made $'s from it.

Keep making your assumptions boy. Seriously... honestly... they're amusing.

Now, back to your studies young man. You have the entire would to prove wrong... LOL!

Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:50:11 AM

Like I said, you are deluded (NO, YOU ARE - CLEARLY - WITH ALL YOUR ASSUMPTIONS).Seek medical help now (NO, BUT THX. FOR CARING) (I am sure your "loved ones" have forced you to try therapy)(NO ONE FORCES ME TO DO ANYTHING - UNLIKE YOUR DAD... AHEM... 'FORCES YOU').
Can't believe I wasted my time arguing with you. (ME EITHER... LOL! - BUT YOUR SELF-IMPORTANCE NEEDS TO BE HEARD... AGAIN, PATHETIC AND FUNNY).
You should have been incarcerated in some mental facility by now (OK DOC).
Living in solitude is what fits you (I HEAR YA - YOU ARE SO WISE - FOR A DUMMY).
I am sure other people who have seen your posts will agree (SPEAKING FOR OTHERS NOW - FEELING LIKE YOU NEED BACK-UP - CLEARLY - LOL!).
Just on a side note, if you retired by 40, it just means you were deemed unfit to work in a public environment (YEAH - WEALTH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT).
You know, considering that you are demented and all (GOTCHA - DR FILL yourself up with Daddy's Jesus Juice!).


Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:52:00 AM

You're busy off hugging a tree now, aren't you Mr. Visionary?

...yawn...
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:58:01 AM

Or you just c*m back to this thread to jack-it to Justin's picture.

Yeah... that's more likely.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 1:06:57 AM

Always deviating towards notoriously fallacious fantasies, junior?

I am really asking you this question.
Not in a way to deride you(Like that even needs any effort), but were you raped by your father/step-father as a child?
Because you seem to depict those torturous symptoms(although trying to keep it repressed, you keep blaming others of being incestuous)
I am sure that you are rich(snicker stifled), retired by 40(again managed to mollify that guffaw), you like to spend time on internet forums incessantly typing weird-ass, sexually warped, immorally absurd thoughts(Ok, cannot hold back the laughter anymore) and yet have time to live a monetarily secured life?
Ok, this is the part where the whole crowd goes nuts and jeers the lame comedian(you) with his outrageous(read:false) accomplishments
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 1:10:22 AM

"Or you just c*m back to this thread to jack-it to Justin's picture.
"

If you had read my first post here, I made a joke about the director leaving the "biopic" unfinished.
I guess jacking off to other males is what you do best.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:04:40 AM

Oh box-thinker... with all your assumptions...

lol.

'...you like to spend time on internet forums incessantly typing...' --- you talking about yourself I see.

Get your resume prepared. Prepare to be evaluated. When your self-righteous, indignation fails you... remember I told you it would.

You're so born to fail, and will do so. You're a failure already Mr. 'Awesomeness'... LOL - it's obvious!

Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:07:17 AM

And Jake... what are you accomplishments?

Yeah, lol... that's what I thought.

All your big talk is a pathetic facade to the real truth that momma's boy hasn't done a f*cking thing with his life but talk about what he's going to do... yawn.

Speaking of delusional... I can't wait for someone to tell you the truths of Santa and the Easter Bunny.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:16:45 AM

So really... you've done f*ck all but sponge off your parents... eat, sh*t... and boast? Oh, and being an Internet lurking, tough-guy, with the safety of anonymity? Daaadddd... I need some more money...

lol.

You equate to a fart in a hurricane, boy.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:19:00 AM

From Ranger's WP bio:
COMMENTS
16243 comments (total), 199 comments (this month)

16,243 comments=(OMG!!!)incessant typing, no?

You are pathetic and a liar.You are not rich, you just assume you are.It's a delusional world you live in.

And as for my accomplishments, like I said, I am still a student and no I don't have millions of dollars to my name at the moment, but I will definitely work for it based on my educational qualifications and my skills.
I don't need to boast of fake accomplishments(like you do).
At leasst, I am being honest here.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:22:34 AM

No.

You're being delusional.

I'm being honest here. And you plan to do WHAT to 'get rich?!' Work for an hourly rate? Maybe beat the curve? Fly 'first class' somewhere sunny once a year? Lofty goals there sponge-boy.

'You are not rich...' --- how do you know?
Seriously... how do you know? I'll await your source.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:24:57 AM

OH Ranger... I don't need to give my source as to how I know you're lying... I just... WELL, I DON'T!!!

Ummm... yeah. Good there future failure.

Daaadddd... will you bail me out. I... failed...

lol.
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:31:40 AM

0nly a 199 comments this month ranger WTF is going on ??? Your slipping

Student = Life experience of sucking at mummy's or daddys tit, thats pretty much about it for you so far JR.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:33:00 AM

Don't worry, junior.
I will do well financially.You see, I am a smart kid.I know you won't care, but I am a really good student( school, university) and I have excelled in it quite well.
I , unlike you , won't be posting 16,000+ posts on just one freakin website(Dread to know what your c*mulative total will be).
I have ambitions and I have also learned business from my dad.

And as for you being rich(sarcasm), a rich guy would be living his life indulging in fast cars, dating a slew of beautiful supermodels, parties, traveling around in business class, drinking the best champagne, buying commodious villas, basically living the dream.
NOT and I mean NOT posting on some website posting crap.
You're a loser filled with regret that you won't be able to achieve any of those.
You live a miserable, sorry life.

Suck to be you.
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:35:45 AM

do you guys get extra cash on welfare if you have a graduation degree ?
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:56:38 AM

I guess ranger has finally managed to break free from his delusional world(filled with millions of dollars, chiropractors, businesses where he has people working for him, fairies and ponies) and realized that he has lived a sad, failed life so far.
Won't be surprised if his account goes defunct and we find that he has hanged himself in his tiny basement.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:33:01 AM

@trailer - you can't be finding this any funnier than I am!

@Jerk - you still talking boy? Because that's all your little life has added up to thus far... talk.

And how do you know what I do with my personal life?

I'll give you a tip... spend more time with your nose in those books (lol), because your street smarts suck farts out of your mom's whoring ass. Maybe a lot less effort evaluating people in this world and you taking stock of the boy in the mirror.

Keep talking and dreaming sport. Life is about to burst your bubble.

@trailer - he just never shuts up! Chatting with him is akin to Ratner f*cking tree-bound retards.
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:33:20 AM

Jake_Assomeness

What the f*ck are you on !!

Other than your daddys bign business d*ck...
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:34:28 AM

ranger !! LOL

The guy is priceless
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:39:35 AM

And as for you being rich(sarcasm), a rich guy would be living his life indulging in fast cars, dating a slew of beautiful supermodels, parties, traveling around in business class, drinking the best champagne, buying commodious villas, basically living the dream.
NOT and I mean NOT posting on some website posting crap.
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Jake, how do you know that EVERY rich person does this? Bill Gates is happily married and does a lot of work for charity. Warren Buffett isn't out there living the life style that you assume all rich people do.

And why do you keep calling Ranger "junior"? Unless you are in your 50's and in college, I would think that Ranger is older then you. So that name you keep calling him doesn't make any sort of sense.

You must be new if you are jumping on Ranger for a comment that he made. There have been racyer post on this site and you jump on just one person? Dude, get a life.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:43:41 AM

@trailer & horror - I suspect his pet ferret made a break for it and he's all alone tonight.

Group hug to Mr. Awesomeless.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:46:35 AM

The assumptions he's made in EVERY post to me is just baffling, as it's coming from a self-admitted intellect.

Undoubtedly he's unhappy with his life and unsure in his own abilities as to his future.

On to other threads... hopefully.
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:49:11 AM

I swear Ranger you attract some of the weirdest folks on here.

At least Jake did point out that you are cool. So he did get something right.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 3:52:20 AM

Thx. as always Horror.

I guess I'll take being #1 picked-on by lurkers they figure I'm Top Gun on here.

I can live with that... lol.


trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 4:10:43 AM

It'a always nice for a lurker to jump straight in and try to choke your goose..

Nice post Horror
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 4:12:02 AM

Horror is always a class-act.

As for lurkers. I guess some things never change on here (thank God!)!
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 4:37:13 AM

Thats very true my friend ...
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 5:55:58 AM

@Horror

Gates is a well respected man.
So, unless he has some deceptively concealed persona where he moonlights as some creep who posts ridiculously absurd posts on the internet, I think we should be glad that someone like him is rich.
If he were to be a sexual deviant like Mr pedophile ranger here, the world would have been in doldrums with economic/social stability being irrevocable.
That is blatantly incontrovertible.

As for me calling him "junior", he might as well be a middle-aged man, but his way of writing/retorts suggests otherwise.
Very juvenile for a creep.

And , really, shame on you guys to egg on someone like him.I have read some other articles on WP and his comments are bizarre and downright immoral.Bordering on sexual craziness.

You might be ok with the whole "interacting on forums" bit, but I am very sure you will NEVER allow your kids near this guy.He seems to be deranged.
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 8:04:21 AM

What really seems to be your problem ?

Has to be more than whats been said on this thread.

You seem to be full of self righteousness like your opinion really matters to anyone outside of your own basement.

Do you think your the WP conscience or something ?

If your were my kid i would feel the need to fiddle some sense into you. (sn*gger)and if daddy is then he's doing it wrong, is that why your so pissed off ?

Ranger a sexual deviant or pedophile, hey if he's got a bag of sweets and some cute kittens in the trunk of his car my kids will always be happy to see him :)
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:32:34 PM

lol.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 12:35:24 PM

Oh, and Jake... you think your opinion matters (here or elsewhere)... that's funny. Thx. for the laugh.

Tip: the REAL world doesn't work to your beliefs (experience life much, outside your dad's wallet?), or ideals. But you keep trying to change to laws of this planet's 4.5 billion year history. You're too funny (and by that I mean pathetic)... Mr. Awesomeless.

And really... to the rest of you... shame, shame on you... LOL!
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 1:40:16 PM

First, I'm going to address each paragraph.


Gates is a well respected man.
So, unless he has some deceptively concealed persona where he moonlights as some creep who posts ridiculously absurd posts on the internet, I think we should be glad that someone like him is rich.
If he were to be a sexual deviant like Mr pedophile ranger here, the world would have been in doldrums with economic/social stability being irrevocable.
That is blatantly incontrovertible.
------------------------------------------

So you basically backed up my claim that not all rich people act like rappers in a video. What the hell that has to do with Ranger's sexuality is a mystery to me and I have no idea why in the world you tried to compare the two.
----------------------------------------

As for me calling him "junior", he might as well be a middle-aged man, but his way of writing/retorts suggests otherwise.
Very juvenile for a creep.
--------------------------------------

You, sir, haven't been reading the other post on this site. Ranger isn't the only one posting the kinds of comments that seem to have set you off of your meds. Yet you pick on him alone.
---------------------------------------------

And , really, shame on you guys to egg on someone like him.I have read some other articles on WP and his comments are bizarre and downright immoral.Bordering on sexual craziness.
-----------------------------------------

Again, you are not reading the other post. Nearly all of use have posted something sexual on this website. You have got to be the kind of person (I don't know if you are male or female) who only does missionary for all of a minute. I feel sad for you, I really do.
----------------------------------------

You might be ok with the whole "interacting on forums" bit, but I am very sure you will NEVER allow your kids near this guy.He seems to be deranged.
---------------------------------------------

I don't have any kids so your last paragraph doesn't mean anything to me. If you really are that spastic about perverts, why don't you hop over to the "Perverted Justice" website and help catch a couple of them? Why the f*ck are you wasting your time on this website?

Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 2:16:45 PM

(I don't know if you are male or female) who only does missionary for all of a minute. I feel sad for you, I really do. --- lol.

I think you've contained Mr. All-Talk, no experience in life into a the nutshell he is.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 5:58:52 PM

@Horror

Well, then man, you pretty much proved my point.


For being easily susceptible to bad things instead of being impervious to it and taking a stand.
I am not in anyway suggesting you get all heroic, play moral police and round up losers like ranger(along with a flurry of other posters you claim ,who post equally "warped" comments) and kick their ass all the way to jail.
I in no way intend to alert the authorities/cops about the sexual nature of the comments that ranger(or his group of equally gay posters) posts here, not merely because it could be futile.Just because I don't care.I am very much aware of the fact that ranger exhibits the unscrupulous and vulgar signs of a would be sexual deviant/rapist/pedophile/sexual predator/deranged psycho who could lose it any moment and go on a shooting spree in some school/university/mall.Parents are aware of this form of an unsavory environment and hence they take necessary measures to keep their kids safe and in no way go near a 1000 mile radius of ranger.
You might not be a parent now(So I guess it "invalidates" my last post), but be aware that the world is a crap place teeming with creeps like ranger.Deny it all you want, but you do watch the news and read papers, don't you?
popcorn writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 6:29:18 PM

@Jake_Assf*ckingness

If your so smart why do you keep replying? Havent you worked it out that this is just a joke to us? You dont even knwo the people on this site so how can you put any one down and think that they care, you dont even knwo if your talking to a guy or a girl. And your gay.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 6:37:17 PM

@popcorn - nice try... but common sense with Jake is futile.

He's too busy with his self-righteous, self-centered, self-important, immature, insecure need of being heard.

Hey Mr. Awesomeless - since you're all talk with no life experience outside of mommy's basement. Why don' you set up your own website? Then you can moderate and call ALL the shots. Because on here... your words are just pissing in the rain little boy (ie: whiny bitch).

You are a joke. You have NO life experience. ALL you DO is TALK! Ever! You have accomplished NOTHING, but TALK... lol.

KNOW when you are being laughed at... simpleton.

Your parents failed... as you are failing them. A family of failures.

So Mr. Zero Accomplishments... I'll await more wisdom spewed from no complete lack of experience in the REAL world.

You are ALL talk... lol. Pathetic p*ssy.

trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 7:02:52 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha

It's still going on !!!

I'm now thinking he's bashing his bishop while he's writing his posts

Awesomeless life experience = Wet dreams over his parents....

Good Luck in life , Just remember the saying that will stand you in good stead

"Do you want fries with that"

trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 7:09:34 PM

Or

Please no more c*m in my face guys my eyes are stining do over my bum ....
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 7:28:59 PM

How about some career ideas:

Janitor at a Porno Theatre
Animal Masturbator
Sewers Cleaner

Portable Toilet Cleaner

Roadkill Remover

Traffic Warden

Lindsay Lohans Underwear washer

You can do all of these when you get your degree
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 7:52:25 PM

Or: toilet rim licker at the Blue Oyster Men's Club & Grille.
Ranger writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 7:53:50 PM

I think I like Jake's 'fag's' comment the best.

The self-admitted intellect is a homophobe to boot. Wow... if all was right in the world in Jake's eye's. Life on this planet would suck more than his mother on rent day.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 7:57:55 PM

Oh, ranger's c*ck-sucking friends have come to back him up.
Last night's drunken , gay debauchery wasn't interesting enough, faggots?

Let's hope all you c*cksuckers end up in jail and then bang ranger for the rest of his prison life(which will undoubtedly be better than his life so far)

Or as ranger would call it, "My dreams coming true."

trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 8:02:17 PM

And she does suck hard too bless her !!

She has to , there is no help from the student on the money side of things ...
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 8:05:01 PM

You seem to really hate gay people , have you been turned by the Uni Homo or something..
trailertrash writes:
on August 7th, 2010 at 8:24:31 PM

Little jake runs into his mother and says "mummy can you show me a magic trick"
His mother replies "sorry jake i don't know any magic tricks go ask your father"
so little jake runs to his father and says "Daddy daddy can you show me a magic trick?"
His father replies "sorry jake i don't know any magic tricks go ask your grandfather"
So little jake runs to his grandfathers and said "granddad granddad can you show me a magic trick?"
His grandfather replies sure jake turn around and pull your pants down, now can you feel me thumb up your arse?"
"Yes i can" jake replied.

"Look no hands."
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 12:33:48 AM

LOL@trailer Good joke! Fits Jake to a T.

Jake, I'm done feeling sorry for you. For someone so young, you are wasting your time on this site and in this thread. You need to get out more. Put down the sh*tty weed and makes some real friends, ok? meetup.com should help you get started.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:07:48 AM

@trailer - LOL!

@Jake - you sound angry. And hating others... isn't God's way. You're a disappointment to him as well as to your parents.

Suicide is your only way to peace.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:09:47 AM

Annnnddd as Horror is female, me thinks it's pretty hard for her to pull off the 'faggot' thing. I hope you get out of your mom's basement some day and come out into the light.

Lol!
Jake... you're a loser.
You will be one.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:13:09 AM

... forever.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:39:53 AM

Sounds like widdle Jake was having an tantrum there.

Were you boy?

A lot unstable from the looks of it.

Angry Jake... Internet p*ssy!

LOL!
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 5:24:59 AM

Angry Jake... Internet p*ssy!

Has an anal ring to it doesn't it...
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 6:54:14 AM

ranger dont confuse him ,female !!!
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 12:06:40 PM

lol.
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 12:30:46 PM

Did you just call me a c*cksucker Jake? You act like that is a bad thing.

Just proves that you really are a missionary only type of person. You poor poor bastard.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 1:19:01 PM

LOL !!
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 1:38:03 PM

I didn't call you that.

It was directed at that trash and that other poster with a obese woman's pic.

Kinda perplexing(and daunting, frankly) that you being a 41 year old woman, are capable of such vulgar comments.
I know, I may somewhat be depicting a level of hypocrisy(my last comment), but it's just very un-lady like for you to be hanging out with creeps like these.
I don't know, you might be a lovely person(just occasionally enjoys venting on the net, dunno) but just keep off these creeps.
I know you don't care for my views, but just saying.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 1:45:23 PM

And, trash, with that joke, yikes!

That is a joke I read years ago.Is that all you're capable of?
Anyone could type "adult/risque jokes" on the google search bar and just replace the name used in the said vulgar joke with the name of the person you're trying to "insult" and voila!

What a pathetic loser.Really, very sad.
Where's the originality?
And, btw, I don't even want to reply to you.
Just made an exception with this one to highlight the misery that encompasses your life.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 2:51:27 PM

@Jerk Awesomeless - are you still talking?

Your judgments of others. You realized they're ONLY important to you don't you? You're spitting into the wind. You are insignificant, Mr. all talk about life but has accomplished nothing except feed off your dad's wallet.

*****
Clearly, you're an inexperienced, insecure, all-talk, do nothing, sheltered succubus.
*****

If a flea's sh*t could sh*t... that would be you.

Where do you think you're important enough that your judgments would even be SLIGHTLY considered and others re-evaluate themselves?

You're a nobody... and ALWAYS will be. You ARE insignificant. You are imperfect. You are a loser.

Know that.

LOL... loser.

trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 2:56:57 PM

Dip sh*t !! Your telling me your not answering me back and you made an exception this time like I give a f*ck, I don't care one way or the other whether you answer me back.

You signed up on here and started shouting your mouth off , having no clue what your talking about !! That's pretty sad in my book looser lurker !!
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 2:59:57 PM

@Jerk-oof - you DID call Horror a c*ck-sucker. Stop back-peddling. You said you in your emotionally unstable, tantrum post stating:

"Oh, ranger's c*ck-sucking friends have come to back him up." --- 'friend's (where's the apostrophe, genius?) = PLURAL (Google that). And the ONLY TWO that have come to my 'rescue' are 'trailer' and 'Horror', so yeah, you did call her a c*ck-sucker (you should learn to pay attention, back-peddling, ass-covering, self-admitted intellect? LOL!).

As for how a lady should speak/write at a certain age. How about minding your own business. Clearly your own life is that boring, and you're too terrified and cowardly to address your own issues.

I'd like to be there when life kicks you in the ass boy... because it will. Because, simply... you're a loser.


trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:03:07 PM

And on the joke:

Your right its old , unfunny , pathetic and a waste of space on here , Thought it suited you quite well
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:04:32 PM

lol.

Wait 'til life outside the influence of his dad's wallet he's sponging off of rapes his unprepared ass.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:06:39 PM

I like it when we tipped him over the edge and that unstable post came out.

That's my fav. of his.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:11:08 PM

Lol
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:17:37 PM

He will rent boy Jake soon enough

Daddy will be his Thursday night regular ....
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:20:57 PM

-----------------
"Oh, ranger's c*ck-sucking friends have come to back him up." --- 'friend's (where's the apostrophe, genius?) = PLURAL (Google that)
_____________________-

Dear Lord!!!!!!
Did you actually type that?
Seriously, I am asking again:Did you really type that?
You really are stupid, aren't you?
Plural of FRIEND is FRIENDS.
FRIEND'S mean the apostrophe(') in question behaves as a possessive apostrophe to FRIEND.

My God, you are so dumb.
And don't bother replying now, you are just a sad loser.
And , btw, I didn't call horror a c*ck-sucker.
It wouldn't bother me if I did.Just being honest here.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:21:15 PM

Same night he gets (earns) his allowance.

Coincidence?! I think not!
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:24:17 PM

Sure you did loser.

1. You said my 'friends' came to my rescue.
2. You called those friends 'c*cksuckers'
3. The ONLY TWO friends that came to my 'rescue' were trailer and Horror.
4. Therefore you call BOTH trailer AND Horror 'c*cksuckers'

Boy... you are a dummy.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:24:36 PM

Life will kick him in the ass ...... That will be 35 bucks , will be the reply ....
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:29:49 PM

Yep.

And $35.50 if life wants to penetrate his ass.

Just a punk, loser, with NO accomplishments in his life, but sucking off his dad's wallet. What a disappointment he must be to those that have to feed his miserable, unstable, useless, pathetic face.

trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:38:12 PM

Bet they were disappointed he wasn't gay, easier to explain that to friends , than how he's become a sponger with no future.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:40:41 PM

He'll just sit around and talk all his life... pointing fingers at others in the hope the deflection will mask the loser he really is. Doesn't fool me though. It comes out in every one of his posts.

Wait for your inheritance Jerk Awesomeless... it's the only cash you'll make.

lol.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:52:08 PM

Lol

He's a good student you know , he will make his own money ( sn*gger )

You may have to explain what inheritance means btw
CCBlev writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:55:29 PM

Jake-loserfullness-shut the f*ck up! this thread is like a week old, post this sh*t on a new thread, I hate having to backtrack to these old threads to where you scared p*ssy lurkers decide to post your sh*t where no one will see it. Put this on the Stallone destroys youtube thread plz, so we all can tear your *sshole a bit bigger than it already is. Keep talking Anal Invader some day your gonna say something intelligent and and make your special ed teacher happy.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:57:08 PM

Anal Invader... lol.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 3:59:33 PM

Is that another friend ranger !!

CC- lol
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:01:15 PM

Apparently. Stick around CC... self-admitted intellect Jerk Awesomeless will be calling you a faggot and a c*ck-sucker shortly.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:03:21 PM

... when his mental chemistry flips the switch and he plays his Dr. Jekyll to his Mrs. Hyde.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:08:28 PM

LOL !! You know that !!

Then Likes to fudge herself (sorry horror bit crude) with mummys giant black dildo ..
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:09:19 PM

Jerk-off + RamBone = friends 4 life!
CCBlev writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:24:07 PM

^lol
Well Jake and coc and locked up in Daddy's basement, thats y no reply lately.
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:30:20 PM

Rambone, thats a pretty big dildo it must be true love !!!

CC - Where's our friend deathpoof lol ...
CCBlev writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:33:14 PM

that batsh*t crazy f*cker I think commited suicide, the voices told him to!
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:39:46 PM

LOL , I dont doubt that ...
CCBlev writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:40:13 PM

And another thing, of all the threads Jake-Gayfullness post and starts sh*t on this thread? Am I being punked??
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:45:31 PM

he had a hard on for Justin and then for Ranger by the looks of him ....
CCBlev writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:49:11 PM

Well I've heard Ranger has a special "aura" about him that the women dig, the lucky bastard! lol
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 4:53:02 PM

LOL...
encoreyourface writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 6:20:59 PM

damn i can't believe i missed this ...
encoreyourface writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 6:23:10 PM

i'm Jake_c*mbucket comes back for more beating and i can join in on the fun!
encoreyourface writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 6:24:03 PM

wow that didn't come out right i meant "i hope" not "i'm" ...
trailertrash writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 6:47:19 PM

encore-

He will be back when he's stopped riding daddy's love pole for his allowance....

Just being honest here..
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 6:55:43 PM

You guys... lol.
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 8:05:20 PM

When Jerk(off) posts... do you know what I hear?

Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah... urmph! (clearly when his dad penetrates)), blah... blah, blah...

Such an insignificant worm.
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 10:26:43 PM

LOLOL! This is like the gift that keeps on giving. (Kinda like the herpes Jake has)

You must really be young not to realize that there are female comedians with filther jokes then the sh*t I post on this site. Sarah Silverman is just one of them.

Get laid Jake. I mean by someone other than your dad. And then get drunk. It will change your life. Might even make you a real man. (Doubtful but I'm a positive type of person)
CCBlev writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 10:30:53 PM

Jake_Awesomeness ok someone who takes that name has some seriuos issuses, just wondering if you can answer a question for me? Is that what your mom says to you after??
Ranger writes:
on August 8th, 2010 at 10:43:43 PM

No... his dad does.
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 1:44:22 AM

@Horror

It's a shame, considering that you're a grown woman and making comments like "get laid with someone else other than your dad".
And the fact that you consider Sarah Silverman as some form of inspiration for your life, nice.

Not being mean here, but I think there's a reason why you're childless and apparently even single/divorced(dunno).

And lol at ranger's gay brigade finally showing up to defend him.
That's all you queers could come up with?
The same hackneyed comments laced with similar themed sexually crude remarks?
That is so sad, laughable and a good depiction of your vulnerability.
Btw, boxing is one sport I love.So, just one punch from me and you will never dare to even show your face in public.
Post all you want, but I am sure you won't mess with me in real life.
Looks all cosy and safe posting vile crap on some forum, eh?
Remember, one punch and you won't mess with anyone, ever.
(ranger, just so you know, "boxing " ain't a sexual term.So just informing you, don't go around telling other guys to "box" you.Find other ways to please your *sshole, like calling trash or other one of your queers to pound your hole/mouth/prosthetic vagina, whatever that you have.Also, please don't bother with a reply because I have drawn these inferences based on your posts:
1-You are a lonely, sad loser who unequivocally gains immeasurable sexual pleasure from posting 16,000+ posts(Most of them crude and shocking) one just ONE SITE.
2-You are uneducated(probably didn't even finish middle school, and I am not kidding here) based on your expansive knowledge on grammar, your penchant for using big words, your awe-inspiring vocabulary and your almost impeccable vernacular.(Just notifying you, point 2 was sarcasm, but you wouldn't even know what sarcasm means.Who am I kidding, you probably don't even understand English)
You have an IQ of 60-70(Retarded)
3-You were sexually raped when you were a kid by your father/step-father/uncle who you trusted the most but just enjoyed fingering you for his own pleasure.
That conveniently explains your propensity to assume anyone who speaks against you to be incestuous.It's a defense mechanism on your part.(It's a psychological impairment, you won't understand , considering that you're a retard)
4-You have depicted the obvious signs of a rapist/pedophile/sexual predator(which stems from your early sexual abuse.Remember, we discussed it in point 3)
I just feel sorry for you man.You lead a sad life filled with sorrow and pain.
5-Now, read carefully here, ranger.
Now your "future" looks painfully bleak.But I am going to display some form of clairvoyance:
You will commit suicide soon(Erotic asphyxiation is a clear winner here) and nobody will come to claim your body.You are very much aware that your pathetic life so far has encapsulated misery, failure and regret.
So, just saying, see a shrink soon and turn yourself in jail.You will lead a comparatively much better life there.
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:19:25 AM

Btw, boxing is one sport I love.So, just one punch from me and you will never dare to even show your face in public.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:19:44 AM

wait !!!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:20:09 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:26:54 AM

One sniff of your breath which stinks of your dads c*m and your mums ringer , would do more harm than a punch from you little girl !!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:55:46 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:58:12 AM

Sorry but your tough talk is making me laugh !!

The only thing you could beat is your meat , and thats only if your dad is bent over touching his toes with no clothes on..
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:06:48 AM

That's all you're capable of, loser.

Shut your pie-hole and go on with your miserable life before I beat the crap out of you.
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:20:08 AM

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

I need a good laugh on a monday morning , Thanks..

Your a legend in your own basement...
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:26:16 AM

Jake, you poor motherf*cker. I must have hit a nerve when I said you have herpes.

Did I post that Sarah Silverman was someone I looked up to? No I did not. Does my profile say what my marital status is? No it does not.

I don't want kids. Not every female on the planet wants to push a brat through her vagina. And as for the "institution" of matrimony...you can keep it. For every happy couple I can show you twelve who have been divorced. I'd bring up the famous folks who have seen their marriages end but I don't think I need to, do I?

Like you have someone in your life. (You blow up doll/momma does NOT count!)
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:29:59 AM

Only 14 comments away from 200. Come on Jake! Shower us with some more of your wisdom!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:51:34 AM

Horror you may get more comments, i think your the 1st woman other than his mum that he has ever talked too..
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:56:35 AM

No Jake before you say , your dad dressed in drag doesn't count as a woman....
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 4:34:50 AM

@horror

Sweet old lady.
You seem dangerously embittered.
Clearly you're an animal devoid of soul and love.
Pregnancy and childbirth:"Pushing a brat through one's vagina"
Dear Lord.
Have never met someone so ruthlessly callous and desensitized.


trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 6:52:27 AM

Really !! Never ?
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 7:18:12 AM

Pretty sure horror doesn't give a flying f*ck what you think (does anyone), with all your high and mighty opinions with your condescending tone.

Maybe worry about whats not going on in your life before you pass your judgement on others.

BOY !!

HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 7:58:05 AM

Awwwwww...now I'm an old lady? And you are still a poor bastard.

Is this all you got? I wonder if Alex were to delete this thread, would you cease to exist? It's all you seem to live for.
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 8:12:56 AM

jakeloserfullness- Y are you still posting on this thread??? Are you such a scared little loser to post on the more popular stallone thread?

Who are you gonna beat the crap out of?? First off only fags say beat the crap out of! 2nd please take this fight to me, I pro box and kickbox, I'd be willing to give you $5000 to fight me in lil 4 rounder, it wouldn't go that long b/c I'd rip your head off like a lion does a gazzelle on the discovery channel in the frist round or break your lilttle pathetic legs with one shinbone kick.
Your talking about Ranger commiting suicide?? I can tell just by reading your posts your one c*nt hair away from doing that yourself, what, why? Mom not let you suck on her tit anymore or daddy not let you play with his luv pump anymore? You tell me?
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 8:19:30 AM

Becareful mate he's a 1 punch tough nut you know (hee hee)..

or is that 1 pump and squirt ....
Jake_Awesomeness writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 8:54:22 AM

Ok, last post on this thread.

Just wanna say:
Dear losers , please go about posting hundreds of posts daily.That would be fitting.
And don't do anything else.

I am being completely honest here:
Apart from being a consummate ,smart student in my class(I study mechanical engineering, btw.), I am also involved in debating and leading group discussions.So, me spending time here, interacting with these creeps is futile.
It was fun talking to you pathetic losers.Most of you being middle-aged and a failure in life.
So, if the typical "comeback" here involves erotically laced vulgar words and gratuitous amount of grotesqueness, it's no use talking to you sad people(Any other sane person would do the same thing).

and, @horror:
Ma'am, you were always old.
Being 41 is old, if mathematical progression means something to you.
You see, as we age, chronologically, we get older.
Don't do anything stupid now, like get married, get a job and have kids.Imagine the horrors that will entail.

Adios, losers.

PS:Oh, ranger, do give point 5 a thorough read(Scratch the "seeing the shrink" part).
It might be the most useful thing you have ever done.
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 8:54:49 AM

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, he's a 2 pump chump.
@Jake_Pusscake
After your next oblivious rant why don't you dig your own shallow grave then beat yourself to death with the shovel!
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 8:59:45 AM

Keep talking *sshole, someday your Mechancial Buttplugging Engineering education is gonna help you say something intelligent. Why don't you dicuss this in your next debate/group dicussion with daddy on how your gonna take it up the ass yet again!
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:00:10 AM

Jake, you fail to understand that you are trading barbs on a website dedicated to movies. Which one of us is a loser? And the fact that you actually believe every word that people "post" about themselves.

But I'm getting tired of calling you a bastard so I'm glad you are leaving. Please consider enjoying the real life that your parents (aliens) gave you and try to get a girlfriend/boyfriend? Sounds like you need to be with someone REAL bad.

Since you seem to put so much weight in marriage and kids, this person might actually let you do that to them. (Provided, of course, they have very low self esteem)
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:01:38 AM

We didn't make it to 200 comments but Jake has left the building and the fun is OVER. Thanks to all for playing this little flaming game.

Alex, don't ever post anymore articles about Justine Bieber. We really don't need Jake back here, do we?
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:03:01 AM

I want you to be completely honest here:

It's masterbating you lead a group in isn't it !!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:05:42 AM

Over Justin Bieber

You run a wank club for him , How sweet ..
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:10:32 AM

Oh Jake, you really need to shut the f*ck up now boy.

WHERE did Horror say Sarah Silverman was someone she looked up to? I'll await your reply on that one.

And you DID call her a faggot.

And you're still a homophobe I see.

I suspect you amuse God. You're not his best work.

Stick with all your judgments little boy. You have no life experience, and all I still honestly read when you post is: 'blah, blah, blah, blah.'

You're a shut-in.
You live off daddy's wallet because you can't make it on your own.
You're a loser.
It's obvious.
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:12:42 AM

Not reading any of his posts... but did read Horrors.

Did Jerk Awesomeless say (AGAIN) he's leaving this site?

Time to start anew under an alias, Jerk-off, coward, internet-lurker... LOL!

Now, back to cracking those books! Daddy needs a return on his... 'investment' Bwwahahahahaa!!
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:17:01 AM

I just LOVE the conclusions that little Mr. NO Life Experience jumps to.

He's the biggest joke, loser, pathetic lurker we've ever seen on here.

Momma's boy.
Daddy's d*cky licker.

If the world doesn't do it Jake's way... it's WRONG! LOL!

Horror is female so she must get married and have kids?!

What f*cking pile of Little House and the Prairie VHS's did you crawl out from under Jerk(off)?!

Just worry about the impending, certain failure your life will be Jake, if you ever had the balls to step out from under Daddy's care... LOL!

Bye-bye Loser.
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:18:12 AM

new name will be jake_daddyownsmyass
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:26:48 AM

I'd like to meet Jerk-off's Princess mom just to kick her in the c*nt for making her no life experienced bastard son believe his opinion in this world would matters. But her twat is so loose from takin' it high and hard whoring in the trailer park on bowling/bingo nights and rent day.

What a dumb slut.
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:27:14 AM

@tt - exactly!
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:32:18 AM

LOL!!!! This gets EVEN BETTER!!!! Just scrolled up. HONESTLY NOT reading Jerk-off's posts... they're Zzzz... but others. Until one commented saying something that had me check out Jerk's post.

He's threatening to beat someone up... OVER THE INTERNET?!?!?!?!

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Of f*ck me... PRICELESS!!!!!

Yeah Jake... whenever you're ready, CC, trailer or I will oblige sonny.

f*cking priceless.

An in-experienced, judgmental, self-righteous, daddy-supported, mommy's basement-living, internet troll/lurker is 'threatening' people OVER THE INTERNET!?

OK... I'm in tears right now!!!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:34:06 AM

I know the guy is off his rocker !! LMAO
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:38:42 AM

urrrrrrrr ummmmmmmm what else can i say !!!

I know...

Do you want a fight !!

Thats a tough thing to do , I'm double hard me...

What a TOSSER !!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:41:05 AM

Couldn't fight his way off his daddy d*ck , there's no way he could fight anybody else !!! lol
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:43:52 AM

Clearly his daddy molesting him has taken it's toll. Suicide is his only avenue for relief.
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 11:48:10 AM

Ranger guys like jake won't fight us he will want fight a lady like Horror , because a chicken sh*t no nothing
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 12:14:47 PM

be carful TT he wants to beat the crap out of us
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 12:28:59 PM

I wanna hit this geek so hard with an exorcist left hook now its not funny.
jeffw1978 writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 12:33:28 PM

Well that was some interesting reading. So what I am summizing from this is, basically Jakey can't f*cking take a joke even one on an internet forum where I don't think anyone is ever serious (except lurking homo...looking at you vin, COC, and newly aquired f*ck toy jake), well it should be fun to see him and lack of humor in the future.
Man in Black writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 12:34:29 PM

@ CC ranger trailer horror.... holy sh*t found the thread and read the whole damned thing f*cking funny sh*t ... and why O why do the lurkers ( coc, dandy , mortalkumbat,... i know im forgetting some one here ) always do the prison mentality route of trying to take on the HNIC / BMOC here ? last but not least for Jake_fickle c*nt ( wink ) YOU CAN JUST SMILE AND BLOW US ! now go away peasant we are through with you
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 12:48:01 PM

Horror is female so she must get married and have kids?!

What f*cking pile of Little House and the Prairie VHS's did you crawl out from under Jerk(off)?!

-----------------------------------------

Thank you Ranger. You pretty much summed up what I wanted to get across to Jerk_off.

I'm still cracking up over that comment.

*gets out the bare-foot-and-pregnant-costume for Jake*

Just in case his blow up doll needs something to wear.
Man in Black writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 1:00:12 PM

@ jake .... for you sugar tits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTr9LXxXvQ
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 1:08:00 PM

^ LMAO!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 1:12:38 PM

CC- LOL , Make sure get him with one punch or you could be in big trouble my friend !!!

MIB,Jeff - Jake is the new twat on the block and he's educated apparently...
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 1:55:31 PM

*gets out the bare-foot-and-pregnant-costume for Jake*

Just in case his blow up doll needs something to wear.


OMG! I almost spewed my coffee!!!!
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:00:18 PM

@MiB - priceless!
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:10:37 PM

I'm grateful that Jerk-off has spared our lives thus far.

That was close (hmm... not really, but you get my meaning)!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:13:50 PM

I have hired two bodyguards to sit with me while i go WP from now on !!!

(((( SHAKING)))))
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:21:13 PM

Trailer: You could have saved the money and just sit outside with your laptop. It's not like Jake enjoys sunlight.
CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 2:28:33 PM

I know how you feel Trailer, I just called my mummy and i now have to have her hold my again while we go outside and cross the street b/c I'm scared of the big bad lurker known as Jake_Pusscake
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:37:21 PM

Horror/ CC - LOL

Can your mum protect us all from jake_pusscake

(((((ME AND MY BODYGUARDS ARE REALLY SHAKING NOW ))))

CCBlev writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:40:32 PM

I think the only thing can protect us is to hire Lohan and when he comes near, have her drop down and spread her legs in front of him.
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 3:54:39 PM

!!! HOLY sh*t !!!

Your Right ......

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z9GClvpCY2Q/ScuJnbrLoNI/AAAAAAAAE1c/9Q7408DoFQk/s400/gaping-hairy-c*nt.jpg
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 4:01:51 PM

You know that thing really stinks !!
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 4:16:26 PM

http://tinyurl.com/JakePusscakesWhoreMother

Wow... ugly family he c*ms from.
Ranger writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 4:17:10 PM

@tt - funnier yet is the actual name to your link!
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 4:19:49 PM

That pic is Just Rank !!! LOL

Jakepuss will be knocking one out over that little gem ..
trailertrash writes:
on August 9th, 2010 at 4:21:11 PM

just seen that, lol
Man in Black writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 9:54:29 AM

hey jake just had a birthday and here was his cake http://www.orsm.net/php/showmemore.php?count=46&folder=../sh*te/update20100715
Ranger writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 12:02:11 PM

No (vomit) doubt!

Then Jake and Daddy rounded out the night sharing some icing.

http://tinyurl.com/JakeAndDaddyPartyHard
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 2:30:42 PM

@MIB: Ewwwwwww, that is a nasty looking cake. I wonder if Jake licked the red "filling" off of it?
Ranger writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 6:03:40 PM

He did! And you're right... it wasn't 'filling'
trailertrash writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 6:27:23 PM

MIB- LOL nice cake ...

Horror- lol

Ranger !!!!!!!!!WARNING !!!!!!!! Please !!!!

Just had to watch Tori Black take her biggest c*ck in the ass, just to feel normal again after the 2 seconds of that link lol

Jake will love that link , you will be his best bud now....
Ranger writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 6:30:30 PM

... next to his daddy's d*ck, yes.

Yeah... sorry... will warn next time. I too had to watch some Deauxma from the hut as well to smoothen the scarring.
trailertrash writes:
on August 10th, 2010 at 6:37:39 PM

LOL ...
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 1:29:07 AM

It's about time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 5:56:23 AM

Ha Ha good shot !!!
trailertrash writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 7:48:15 AM

pitty it wasn't a brick !!
Ranger writes:
on August 12th, 2010 at 6:09:46 PM

Pity it wasn't a bullet.

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