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Seven Minutes of "Machete" Comic-Con Footage

Posted: July 27th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Seven Minutes of "Machete" Comic-Con FootageSubmit Comment
During the San Diego Comic-Con, Robert Rodriguez premiered seven minutes of footage from the upcoming "Machete" film. Today, we have that footage and you can check it out below.

Plot: The movie finds Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

"Machete" is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez and is scheduled to hit theaters on September 3rd.

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Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:12:28 AM

They cut out the part of Lovag getting gang-banged in DeNiro's trailer?!

Well, f*ck THIS!
Mister Pickles writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:13:25 AM

meh. i expect more from rodriguez action scenes.
Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:17:06 AM

Without a Harry Potter fan taking someone's eye out with a pen... I can't see Putzman giving this more than a 7/10.
rockkillers writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:35:38 AM

Lol Ranger. Aside from that I think this looks great so far. Don't like the whole split screen effect but gotta love Rodriguez style, the B-grade action/dialogue and Machete's facial expression while he chops everyone up.
jdl107 writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:39:19 AM

Haha, f*ckin cucarachi
Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:39:25 AM

@RK - you nailed it. All joking aside. This one is a 'must buy' flick for me. They won't get theater $'s from me... 'cause I'm going straight to DVD.
Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 4:39:47 AM

+ Seagal. Can't go wrong.
guitar_dudester91 writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 5:13:24 AM

The second bed scene has Desperado written all over it.
johnny_boy writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 5:13:59 AM

Still not sure about this. So far only interested in hopes of Lindsey nude scene, action and for some reason, Michelle Rodriguez is lookin hella hot
Rambo writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 5:49:55 AM

wasn't it said at some point that some production company refused to distribute this movie cause it sucked so bad..?
trailertrash writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 8:33:40 AM

Rambo -

That was the Weinstein Company saying the footage they had seen was not very good , so they passed on their option take the movie on...
Moose756 writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 12:34:03 PM

am i the only one looking forward to the nude scens in this film. Got to love b movies
Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 1:09:02 PM

Nude scenes and tequila shots... (but not in that order)... and I'm in!
Crazyhorse writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 2:01:38 PM

Is it possible to delete Lohands in this movie
CCBlev writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 2:21:36 PM

Damn i'd love to put it into Michelle's poop pipe :) Rawwrrr
Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 2:41:43 PM

Yep... this movie has a feel a bit different than Tarantino, and I like it.
Movieman188 writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 5:25:30 PM

Dat ass! *Bits lip*
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 6:17:56 PM

This has more f*cking action than 1/2 the movies that came out this summer and it was what ? Seven minutes ? f*ck, even DeNiro was the ol' DeNiro that we know and love (Pre The Fan DeNiro, not Post Analyze That DeNiro) ...

all things considered, even though this has the look of a f*cking production value of The Couch Trip or something you'd see after Jerry Springer and before Judge Mathis, I'm f*ckin' psyched ...

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 6:24:30 PM

f*ck Computer Generated Imaging .... most of this is going back old school!

" There's no school like the Old School and I'm the f*cking headmaster " ...

this is the difference of what I mean :

take the new Clash Of The Tiredsomes ... it was CGI'd to the teeth, filled with that snorefest, Sam " If I keep audiences awake, I might actually be worth what they f*cking pay me " Worthington, and it ... SUCKED MORE c*ck THAN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE AT LIBERACE'S HOUSE, WITH ELTON JOHN, HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND RICHARD SIMMONS AS SPECIAL GUESTS.

Sometimes CGI doesn't have to be in every movie. And 3-D ? The whole purpose of 3-D intentionally was to help promote bad B movies during the early years after the war and for films at drive in theaters (which have now been closed and deteriorated in a large portion of the country). 3-D ? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN EVERY MOTHERf*ckING MOVIE JUST BECAUSE IT EXISTS ... f*ck. A good storyline should be the only key ingredient that a movie should depend on ... even if the choreography is average, the actors are unknowns and the director is sub-par (BRETT RATNER, THIS IS ADDRESS TO YOU, YOU SLEAZY f*ckING MOTHERf*ckER).

*blink*

Sorry. My medicene is running low.
Ranger writes:
on July 27th, 2010 at 6:27:48 PM

Crowd went ape sh*t over the intestine out the window scene... and rightfully so.

Genius!

Movies spending $80mil on marketing?! WTF?! Just show 7 minutes of this in a theater... let everyone make a vid. copy with their smartphone... internet, YouTube, etc. = FREE marketing.

Yeah... I'll be buying this on DVD fo sho!

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