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Photo: Lindsay Lohan With a Big Gun in "Machete"

Posted: July 19th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Photo: Lindsay Lohan With a Big Gun in "Machete"Submit Comment
We've heard that Lindsay Lohan will appear in a possible nude pool scene in "Machete," but every photo that we have seen of her, she is dressed as a nun and is either holding or licking a big gun. This new photo is no different, check it out below.

Plot: The movie finds Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

"Machete" is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez and is scheduled to hit theaters on September 3rd.

Photo: (click to enlarge)


Click here to read more about "Machete."

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Displaying 63 comment(s) Profanity: Turn On
SofaKing writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 7:58:50 PM

Let the Giant Dildo jokes BEGIN!!
ian_918 writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 8:09:43 PM

Please stick it in your ass and unload the mag.
BuuMonster writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 8:12:26 PM

The only role she's going to get for the next 90 days will be Girly Man Putnums dildo. by the looks from the picture he's going for the Holy Jesus model
encoreyourface writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 8:20:41 PM

by "big gun" i'm assuming they mean "monster c*ck"

ian-lol,please!
OneTime writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 9:10:28 PM

lindsay in a nun outfit.......hmmmmmm im no rocket scientist but...
ElizabethMitchellsBoobs writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 9:39:42 PM

c*ck c*ck c*ck
ElizabethMitchellsBoobs writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 9:40:07 PM

P.S. - Your c*nt is in the sink!
CCBlev writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 10:29:03 PM

i hope she just in one scene and its the one where she gets killed.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 10:37:45 PM

If there was only one reason the NRA might say, " Well, THIS person should NOT have a gun ... "

Correction to the headline : A normal size semi automatic gun with a f*cking HUGE silencer ... the size of her dad's c*ck, I suppose (by the way she's holding it) ....
ElizabethMitchellsBoobs writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:05:00 PM

I love how many people reference her c*nt on this site. I'm still waiting for the headline "Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"
SACdaddy writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:10:45 PM

f*ck Lohan and her giant dildo, I want the "saucy taco slinger"! Yum!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:11:18 PM

She could come out with a perfume based on her vag called Oud tu Dead Cat Rotting On Road For Month.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:12:07 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer :

The Carlsbad Caverns are tighter. And shallower.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:12:41 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer :

If you say your name real loud, you CAN hear an echo.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:13:12 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer :

The death toll after being there was less at Little Big Horn.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:13:41 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer :

Even Hitler wouldn't have f*cked that.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:14:26 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer :

I would rather get a left-handed complement from Left On The Moss than deal with that.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:15:04 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer : The only thing worse right now is Gary Coleman's widow.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:15:40 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer : Mel Gibson would weld a chastity belt on that thing.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:16:50 PM

Lindsay Lohan's c*nt - What Do You Think?"

Answer : Even Ron Jeremy would wear a HAZMAT suit before f*cking that thing.
Rambo writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:21:09 PM

say what you want,she was f*cking hot in 'freaky friday'
ShizPaf writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:23:58 PM

Something about her makes me think the white crusty stuff that forms on a car battery....
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:24:29 PM

Rambo writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:21:09 PM

say what you want,she was f*cking hot in 'freaky friday'


@Rambo

Point taken. So did Jamie Lee.

But now ?


She's one big overdose to lookin' like Andy d*ck on his smoking gun police photo.
ShizPaf writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:24:38 PM

*of*
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:25:19 PM

^ Or worse. Nick Nolte after takin' the date rape drug.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:27:49 PM

Yep. Celebrity DeathPool 2011 polls are now open folks!

Lindsay in prison with the overdose or in the shower with a shiv ?


Mel Gibson with a 9 millimeter to the mouth (ala Lethal Weapon) ?

ZaZa under the knife ?

Joan Rivers from botched surgery ?

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:37:33 PM

Put one more handle on the other side of that gun and she could get nailed up on it and hung upside down, like Saint Peter.

That way we can finally find out if nuns wear any panties under the robe.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 19th, 2010 at 11:39:45 PM

Having Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun is like having Mel Gibson be a counselor working in a battered womens shelter or anger management.
Man in Black writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 12:15:28 AM

is this some ones vain attempt at makeing her look bad ass .... cause epic f*cking fail
BondMcClane007 writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 12:31:28 AM

that was the biggest surpressor in the world.. i guess thats what you need to make any gun thats not a revolver more phallic than usual
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 1:02:37 AM

The only roll she's going to get after prison is the one I'm going to crap out on her mudflap tits. whilst her mommy breast feeds me and her daddy jealously looks on.

(wow... that's kinda nasty).
disturbed01 writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 1:25:26 AM

she needs that where she is going
snp writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 2:01:15 AM

Pff I've expecting something dif when I've read big gun :))
Austin VBA writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 2:07:30 AM

eww
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 2:26:55 AM

Less than 2 years from now, that gun will die of AIDS!
Mudders writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 2:37:34 AM

am i the only one with a hard on right now??
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 2:41:54 AM

Has she stuffed a football up her top to make her right tit look bigger ?
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:09:21 AM

And Gary Coleman in the other bra cup to complete the ensemble.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:21:03 AM

Max...do think her vag is like "The Candyman"..if you say "Lohans Vag" at another vag hers will appear and well...you know the rest....
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:32:36 AM

ranger - LOL

Justin Bieber would have been perfect for that role, because he is a right TIT

dave lol
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:47:24 AM

@trailer cheers

by the guys just saw the final episode of the new Doctor and they were talking about not opening the Pandorica as all the worst things in the world will come spewing out...I reckon they got the name wrong..

IT'S LOHANS VAG!!!
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:48:58 AM

Good Luck In Prison Today Lindsay

prison poker:

Is getting f*cked in the *sshole in jail, is what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s) and guard(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day ...

Have fun From all the guys and gals on WP
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:52:01 AM

ENJOY YOUR FIRST NON-VOLUNTARY CAVITY SEARCH LOHAN.

YOU'VE HAD 2 WEEKS TO BUMP YOURSELF OFF.
c*nt YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 3:56:38 AM

For the Cavity search !!

They have called in 4 cave climbers because she is such a giant ass hole !!
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 4:00:06 AM

Spluc*nting Lohan = DANGER PAY!
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 4:02:56 AM

Dina and Michael are going to be so jealous that other people will be f*cking her over and not them for 3 months !!
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 4:04:03 AM

I bet Dina would love prison life , that c*nt would fit right in !!
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 4:04:49 AM

...side Lindsay with a strap-on.
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 4:08:02 AM

hahaha !!

Dina just loves to spit on her strap-on and give it to Michael and lindsay daily !!
Charlie9 writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 5:07:00 AM

Is she wearing a gum shield?
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 6:39:29 AM

I think it's dried up spunk , The dirty bitch never washes
ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 8:16:45 AM

Is that how she busted outta prison??
i3u7n5 writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 10:15:03 AM

Every one of you virgins trashing her would gladly lick her butthole.
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 10:33:50 AM

Ahhhhhhhh virginity those were the days, easy life and home work..

Yeah and your point is ??

trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 10:34:36 AM

Not if she had just pinched off a loaf that would be rank !!
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 10:35:50 AM

well ok for $50 bucks and breath mint
TEDDY KGB writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 10:54:34 AM

@ian LOL

The "possible nude scene" would have peaked interest about 2 years ago or so. Now, I think Betty White doing a nude scene would draw more interest.
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 11:30:18 AM

Can't beat a bit of granny fanny..
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 1:51:12 PM

Betty White goes full frontal (yummy!):

http://tinyurl.com/37xs5gt
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 4:24:26 PM

haha !! Nice

Wasn't she known as Betty Blow Job on the set of the Golden Girls ..
Ranger writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 6:05:45 PM

Yep. I gave her that nickname after she impressed the hell out of me with her throat action during casting!
trailertrash writes:
on July 20th, 2010 at 7:00:43 PM

Is There anything this lady isn't any good at..

(whisper) The Golden Palace. , now a Golden shower on the other hand no problem ....
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