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Six "Machete" Character Posters

Posted: July 10th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Six "Machete" Character PostersSubmit Comment
20th Century Fox has unveiled six character poster for the upcoming "Machete" movie, which is based on a faux "Grindhouse" trailer starring Danny Trejo. Check them out below.

Plot: The movie finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

"Machete" is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez and is scheduled to hit theaters on September 3rd.

Posters: (click to enlarge)


Click here to read more about "Machete."

Source: 20th Century Fox


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YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 10:05:31 PM

come to my house and stick it inside me ;L....
johnny_boy writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 10:15:01 PM

Jessica Alba is way passed her prime. Michelle rodriguez lately seems to actually be getting hotter
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 10:21:20 PM

oh sh*t i didnt stay on topic, i tryed so hard this time :(......
CCBlev writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 10:22:00 PM

@johnny
I know what you mean, I found her hot in the last fast and furious and avatar movie.
What Now Lohvag poster??
elrei writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 10:39:33 PM

too much photoshop on Alba... the rest of the cast looks badass
DustinPutmansucksDick writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 10:42:00 PM

I'm gonna get the Don Johnson one.
Sleuth1989 writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 11:05:27 PM

Does anyone else find Robert De Niro to be an odd addition to the film? The man is way above the caliber of this movie.
Coasterkid345 writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 11:07:28 PM

Where's Lindsay Lohan's poster?!?! such disappointment....
encoreyourface writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 11:17:00 PM

yourfriend-lol, i actually like it when you fail at staying on topic!
wonderBOY writes:
on July 10th, 2010 at 11:54:16 PM

on the poster Michelle Rodriguez is named she
So which will be better Machete or The Expendables
Ranger writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 1:18:34 AM

The Lohan poster has been delayed.

http://tinyurl.com/LindsayLohanInMachete

They always intended it to be a 'Scratch n' Sniff!' but they couldn't get their hands on that much fish fertilizer in time.

johnny_boy writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 1:52:00 AM

@ ranger..... I don't know man. I don't think that's actually Lindsey lohan. The face looks too young
encoreyourface writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 1:57:45 AM

... thanks to the gobs of make-up and cgi editing ...
rocketman writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 2:18:08 AM

It's gonna bomb
Ranger writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 11:13:35 AM

@johnny - lol.
Ranger writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 2:21:37 PM

@rocketman - or become a 'B-Movie Classic' like Starship Troopers, Mega Shark, Piranha 3D, etc.

Eben1277 writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 7:21:16 PM

This will be the second greatest movie after expendables
Ranger writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 9:34:20 PM

@Eben - yessir! This one will be good-bad. And The Expendables has me so excited, I've been cutting glass with my nipples all day!
trailertrash writes:
on July 12th, 2010 at 2:50:00 AM

lol !!
The-BRAD writes:
on July 12th, 2010 at 1:31:44 PM

Deniro should've been in the expendables...
scarface85 writes:
on July 12th, 2010 at 3:08:52 PM

i hope it turns out really good

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