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Brand New "Machete" Trailer

Posted: July 9th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Today we have a brand new trailer for the upcoming "Machete" movie, which is based on a faux "Grindhouse" trailer starring Danny Trejo. Check it out below.

Plot: The movie finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

"Machete" is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez and is scheduled to hit theaters on September 3rd.

Trailer:

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Click here to read more about "Machete."

Source: IGN


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Rambo writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 4:50:39 AM

ignoring lohan completely...
johnny_boy writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 5:04:14 AM

All I really wanna know is are we gonna see lohans breast or no?
BITCHHUNTER writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 5:51:38 AM

^ GOD NO!!!!!!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 8:53:31 AM

A knife/sword-fight between Trejo and Seagal? Could it be any more sweet?
manichispanic writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 9:15:58 AM

that's a really good trailer. i'm glad there's no lohan in it. i just wish this were the same for the actual movie!
scarface85 writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 10:33:06 AM

this is looking good, but were is lohan? lol maybe stuck on a refrigerator, chopped into pieces lol
Crazyhorse writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 11:17:48 AM

Yes Steven Segal

Yes Robert De Nero

Yes Jessica Alba
Yes Jessica Alba


OH NO

NOOOOOOOOONOOOOOO Lindsey Foul Mouth Spoiled Brat has no respect for a judge Lohands

Are you kidding why would you cast her
Inception writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:01:39 PM

This trailer showed that Machete will suck real bad. My phone cam has better quality. Rodiguez your days ended with El Mariachi, after that only Planet Terror was worth watching, everything else you have made.. wtf, you even casted Lohan here, LOL, while Tarantino rises, Rodriguez is sinking deeper and deeper by the minute.
Inception writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:02:57 PM

From dusk till down was another movie he made worth watching.
Inception writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:19:49 PM

A movie I will like to see from RR would be, him recording a lot of mexicans crossing the border while they are getting shot and killed by their own people, cause they don't wanna lose their lawn moaning jobs they all have in CA.

Name for the film, "Tacos and Burritos"
Ranger writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:32:23 PM

Sort of looks like it's stylized after a Tarantino movie.

I think it's intended to look this B-movie-ish.

I'll watch it for Seagal alone (and for Jessica's and Michelle's crotch and bum shots).

I'll go to the fridge for a beer when Lohan shows up.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:36:23 PM

As Mel Gibson would say,

" If he has a sequel, he can hire some trannies as assassins against Machete and name it Beaners & Weenies .... "


Lindsey Lohan as a gun toting, nun ? Wouldn't she just self combust as an abomination of God ?


You know that smoke in the confessional was just Father Cheech tokin' off his most fattest spliff ...


I heard Robbie DeNiro's Texan accent and went, " What the f*ck ?"
Salvador writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:38:26 PM

F*** GREAT!

I can't wait to see this. Where is Lohan?
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 12:39:27 PM

Shouldn't Steven Seagal died from a heart attck by now ? I mean really, his head and his torso are held together by an uncooked ham he hasn't digested since Fire Down Below.

Fire Down Below ? Sounds like a sex-class instructional film starring Lindsey Lohan and all of her 5,000 screaming boyfriends crying out in pain when they pee and saying they have the drips.
otis writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 1:01:52 PM

@ Inception
"LOL, while Tarantino rises, Rodriguez is sinking deeper and deeper by the minute."

Well, if Tarantino is still going in the direction of casting Lohan in one of his future projects, that cat will have to come down from the tree eventually, if you know what I mean.
Ranger writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 1:10:34 PM

Lohan... I will give her credit.

Whether planned or not... she's a bigger celeb (ugh!) for anything and everything but 'Mean Girls.'

Someone on another thread on here asked why would anyone cast her? Because she's a sh*tstorm, a train wreck. Maybe she'll off herself while she's filming the movie you put her in. Granted she won't be remembered like a talent James Dean was. In fact, her memory would fade quickly.

But they're lining up to cast her.

That amazes me like the Twilight actor's getting their $40+mil. payday.

Pop Culture... it's what's stupid with the world.
Kurskij writes:
on July 9th, 2010 at 6:10:04 PM

"A knife/sword-fight between Trejo and Seagal? Could it be any more sweet?"

*Wiping off tears* - No, man... It could not. If only Chuck was there...

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