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Video: "Twilight" for Guys! Posted: July 6th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" is currently dominating at the worldwide box office, but is once again being ignored by male movie-goers. So what is it about the franchise that's keeping guys away? According to a video by SecretSauce, to get men to see the movie, "Twilight" needs to make Edward into a hot lesbian and then make Jacob into another hot lesbian. After that, have the two lesbians make out with Bella the entire time. Watch the video below to see guys everywhere reacting to the new lesbian-version "Twilight," which is described as "a female 'Shawshank Redemption' directed by Michael Bay."
Video: Source: YouTube
22 comment(s) Profanity:
SpookyCupcakes writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 8:16:14 PM
Unfunny parody is unfunny.
Sexy parody is Sexy however, so thumbs up
Max Rockatansky Junior writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 8:33:13 PM
What's the difference between this and Lesbian Vampire Killers ?
A. Lesbian Vampire Killers actually had actors.
Crazyhorse writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 9:13:15 PM
The girl with black hair was that a costume or is she that ugly
I had trouble determining if she was in a costume or was she hit by the ugly stick.
Ranger writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 9:46:50 PM
More like Twatlight I'd say.
I'll post more on this later (I'm busy re-watching it over, and OVER, AND OVER - whilst if f*ck my monitor).
Rambo writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 9:56:12 PM
nice idea,horrible execution
Whitta writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 9:59:10 PM
"but no one expected the werewolf to eat vagina!" hahahahaha best line ever!
Crazyhorse writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:00:23 PM
That will be our quote of the week
Ranger writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:01:43 PM
outofshadow writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:08:27 PM
twatlight is an actual movie
wonderBOY writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:35:43 PM
theres already a twilight porno, this is the good kind of gay
Ranger writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:45:31 PM
Lesbian Vampires are even better than Nazi Zombies!
Ranger writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:50:38 PM
Imagine Lesbian, Vampire, Nazi's!!!
jeffw1978 writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 10:53:51 PM
This was the best twilight trailer ever!!
Eben1277 writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 11:35:09 PM
Lesbian Nazi Vampires still get trumped by Viking Ninja Werewolves
highdefw writes: on July 6th, 2010 at 11:56:25 PM
Could be better... definitely prefer this over the sh*t thats playing in theaters
Man in Black writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 12:14:19 AM
how i love a good directors cut ....
Ranger writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 1:03:10 AM
@Eben - ok... I'll give you that one.
snp writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 2:44:48 AM
Best sh*t out there with Twilight name in title. What's the release date :))
encoreyourface writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 4:49:31 AM
there is no Twilight for guys, so don't even try.
encoreyourface writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 4:52:00 AM
The-BRAD writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 10:15:17 AM
"I always thought these movies were really gay, but this was the GOOD gay!"
@ eben - "Lesbian Nazi Vampires & Viking Ninja Werewolves" -NICE!
Lesbian Viking Ninja Werewolves??
Fixxer35 writes: on July 7th, 2010 at 3:33:58 PM
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month.