Producer Confirms New "Addams Family" Movie

First time reading headline and half of story I was thinking...why! why! why!...then saw Tim Burton name attached and rest of story and thouhgt...mmm not bad sounds good....but just hope Johnny Depp isn't the first person he calls.

@Dave.... Of course Johnny is the first he calls. They're such good butt buddies, Burton wishes he can have depp play every role in his films

First and foremost, it will be a tough act to follow :

Christina Ricci
Christopher Lloyd
Carol Kane
Angelica Huston (hot now as she ever was!)
and Raul Julia

So good luck to whoever does.

Secondly, for it to succeed, stick to going by Charles Aadams cartoons rather than the TV Series that followed and you'll be okay.

^ Tim Burton fits like a hand to a glove (or a condom to Lindsey Lohan's anal cavity) ... but after that collosal mess Planet Of The Apes, he better be damn sure he can pull it off (like the guys condom after it has come out of Lindsey's anal cavity).

^ Helena Bonham Carter will probably get the role Angelica played, money says.

^ Which is too bad. I would've been curious to see what Lisa Marie would've done with it (ala Vampira from the movie Ed Wood)

I'll watch this if Danny DeVito is cast as Uncle Fester and Jayden Smith as Wednesday..

And that heaps tall Asian basketballer for Lurch.

I was too on the fence in the beginning of the article. How they think they could replace Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Angelica Huston and Christina Ricci. Then Burton's name came up. Sure, he hasn't done anything lately to actually deserve my respect and much of what he does is just the same thing over and over again. However, The Addams family is just what kind of stuff he makes in his sleep and since it's being made in stop-motion, they really don't replace the actors in the same sense.

I only just then read the article and realised that it's going to be animated. Fml.

As Raul Julia spins in his grave.

" Meledandri confirmed that the project is moving forward and that Tim Burton is involved, hopefully to direct. The plan is to make the movie animated using stop-motion and to base it on the original Charles Addams comics that ran in The New Yorker and not the television series or the film adaptations."



@max

It's Addams, not Aadams.

Didn't you read the article ? He's using stop-motion animation, like he did with The Corpse Bride and Nightmare Before Christmas. AND he plans to use the comic strip adaptation, Einstein.

Although all things considered, I would rather watch a triple X rated beastiality video with lots of anal action and some bukkake shot by Lisa Marie, his ex, than this. Followed up by a strap-on lesbian triple play with Lisa Marie Presley (wearing Michael Jackson's surgery mask) and Helena Bonham Carter (wearing the monkey makeup Rick Baker designed for her on Planet of the Apes) and filmed in f*cked up special effects mode like the Tyler Durden & Marla Singer sex scene in Fight Club.

Screw the Adams Family movies, Raul Julias most awesome role was M.Bison

'...New "Addams Family" Movie'

Starring Lindsay Lohan's vagina as 'Thing!'

i sure as f^ck hope johnny depp isnt in this movie. i might wanna slit my throat and set myself aflame. fml this movie is gonna suck. way to ruin a great classic.

Ranger writes:
on June 27th, 2010 at 12:26:13 PM

" '...New "Addams Family" Movie' .... Starring Lindsay Lohan's vagina as 'Thing!' "

@Ranger

If Shia's arm comes off before Transformers 3 : Bring Me The Head Of Michael Bay, it could be 'Thing' ... and Lindsay vag could be 'Cousin It, now with more Venereal Disease than ever! "







thissitesucks2224 writes:
on June 27th, 2010 at 1:08:57 PM

" I sure as f*ck hope Johnny Depp isn't in this movie. I might wanna slit my throat and set myself aflame. Film-movie goers, this movie is gonna suck. (What a ) way to ruin a great classic. "

@thissitesucks2224

I could not agree more. Sorry to have edited your comment. I too have often thought about sliting throats and setting people aflame. But not over Johnny Depp. Can he not help it that he has villa payments in France ? And are we to turn a blind eye, when it is downright obvious that Tim Burton has
his Nightmare Before Christmas emo-strap on for those occasions when Johnny feels a bit ' constipated '. Personally, I am awaiting a triple action porno with Lisa Marie, his smokin' ex-spouse with those lucious fun bags and that wet water park between her thighs to come out. Sadly, we all wait for something.

SaulSilver writes:
on June 27th, 2010 at 12:25:24 PM

" Screw the Addams Family movies, Raul Julia's most awesome role was M.Bison. "

@SaulSilver

Of Course!

Yes, Mr. Julia was the only saving grace of Street Fighter. Jean-Claude just came off as Jean-Claude, aka the Mumbles from Brussells aka Mr. Douche Bigbelow.

But my favorite role of Mr. Julia's was in Lair of the White Worm, with Hugh ' I'm gonna' get me some more Brown Sugar aka Divine Brown ' Grant.

Ari Gold writes:
on June 27th, 2010 at 8:58:58 AM

" I'll watch this if Danny DeVito is cast as Uncle Fester and Jayden Smith as Wednesday..
and that heaps tall Asian basketballer for Lurch. "

@Ari Gold

Why not include Zach Galifianakis as Gomez Addams, Tina Fey as Morticia Addams, Brett Kelly as Pugsley and Yao Ming (the Houston Rockets center), the guy I think you may have asked for ?

CCBlev writes:
on June 27th, 2010 at 10:09:37 AM

" As Raul Julia spins in his grave. "

@CCBlev

Raul Julia doesn't die. Raul's fist suddenly smashes through the rubble of his coffin. On a computer screen the resurrected dictator selects "World Domination: Replay."

Co-starring Gary Coleman as little, dead guy under the stairs.


Too soon?

LOL

Nah he would want to be remembered, even in jest !!

shannon price is a murderous Skanky Skeezer !!

I'd put up the $'s to produce a snuff film with her as lead actor.

It's the movie the world wants to see !!

Needs to be in 3D for the full death experience!!

@johnny- I bet he does...does'nt mean we want it though haha