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Taylor Lautner Says "Stretch Armstrong" Has the Worst Superpowers

Posted: June 24th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Taylor Lautner Says "Stretch Armstrong" Has the Worst SuperpowersSubmit Comment
MTV News caught up with "Twilight" star Taylor Lautner to talk about the "Stretch Armstrong" movie that's based on a toy and has the actor attached as the lead.

"It's like the worst superhero power, possibly, to get," he said. "How you're going to take that and use it for good and how you're going to be creative with that [is the predicament]."

In the film, Lautner is set to play a secret agent who's exposed to a secret formula that allows him to stretch. "The awesome thing with toys is it doesn't give you a story line, so you get to create it," he added. "I just can't wait to see a script."

"Stretch Armstrong" will be directed by Rob Letterman (Monsters vs Aliens) and is being written by Nick Stoller (Get Him to the Greek, Fun with Dick and Jane). At this point, there film is tentatively set to hit theaters in 2012.

Source: MTV News


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JoeCanton22 writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 9:01:33 PM

Stretch Armstrong is one toy i used to have and hated it with a passion. It does literally nothing, but then again, Hollywood is lazy and uninventive, so thats why there are movies coming out based on Battleship, Troll Dolls, Rock Em' Sock Em', and Monopoly.
Rush66 writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 9:02:49 PM

Soon-to-be one of the worst movies of all time.
Rosalie writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 9:28:32 PM

My college roommate received a Stretch Armstrong as gag gift. That poor guy suffered all kinds of abuse and indignities by the time the year was over.

Pixar's Elastigirl in "The Incredibles" set the bar pretty high for stretchy main characters, and I don't see Lautner having anywhere near the talent to pull this off.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 9:39:27 PM

Taylor, it's a match made in heaven .... Stretch's horrible power matches your horrible acting.

Go gargle on Lindsey's turd filled toilet water, Lautner.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 9:41:27 PM

Stretch Armstrong gets in a predictament and the only thing he can stretch at the moment is his d*ck.

Are you getting a woody from that thought, Taylor ? You spunk-swallowing, sodomy loving gagboy.
encoreyourface writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 9:55:13 PM

what power does he have?
CCBlev writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 10:22:47 PM

Wtf!!
JoeCanton22 writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 10:49:00 PM

@encore The toy literally does nothing but stretch. So I see the film basically being a movie about Jacob from Twilight being really stretchy and showing off his eight pack.
CCBlev writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 10:51:24 PM

I just wonder if his d*ck stretches??
synthetic1985 writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 11:02:03 PM

i'm not a big lautner fan ...i remember WP posted his intro on saturday night live...he was doing some breakdancing moves that literally lots of breakdancers already have done and could easily do...plus i don't get how lautner gets to play stretch armstrong...i mean really?...the studios can't find any actors that actually look like the toy?...i think that reviewer said it best in the 'inception' article 'we're so used to being treated like idiots'...so no offense lautner, but if you want people to take you seriously as an actor...seriously, go for roles that suit you, because any idiot and smart person knows that a bulky wrestler is more qualified to look and play the part better...why didn't this role go to hulk hogan???...and these studios call themselves professionals?
Detrimental writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 11:03:51 PM

A blonde Indian?
JoeCanton22 writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 11:13:49 PM

@CC lmfao i always wondered how Ioan Gruffud got Jessica Alba in the Fantastic Four
CCBlev writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 11:26:48 PM

@Joe
He's got the best of both worlds while he's out saving the world, his expandable d*ck can wrap around and stretch its way to pleasure his lady friend while she's at home horny and lonely. The lucky bastard, wish mine could do that but I'm hung like a lightswitch.
JoeCanton22 writes:
on June 24th, 2010 at 11:56:21 PM

@CC lmfao he is lucky. Hell of a lot better than shooting your load and burning the girl from the inside like Human Torch.
Ranger writes:
on June 25th, 2010 at 12:39:39 AM


I got nothing.
Scott Baiowulf writes:
on June 25th, 2010 at 1:41:21 AM

Who else to play the worst superhero than the worst actor?
trailertrash writes:
on June 25th, 2010 at 3:00:37 AM

CC- LOL you know the he's been trying to stretch it up Robert Pattinson for years !!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on June 25th, 2010 at 3:41:53 AM

And I who always thought that the spike-headed guy in X-Men 3 had the worst super-power. Guess I was wrong then.
Peter Parker writes:
on June 25th, 2010 at 4:56:40 AM

The worst superpowers?

... he's obviously not familiar with Super Diarrhea-Man.

"a secret agent who's exposed to a secret formula that allows him to stretch"

- That formula is no secret! It's called McDonald's and it makes people stretch like motherf*ckers!

Trip Maverick writes:
on June 25th, 2010 at 5:45:39 AM

All the ladies will be thinking " Does his Junk stretch too?"

Man there isnt even a script and that idiot signed up? Must be getting a few mil so he didnt give a dman plus after Twilight he'll be just getting whatever work he can.
Goober3000 writes:
on June 26th, 2010 at 2:58:16 AM

If I put a small blond mullet on the head of my c*ck it looks just Stretch Armstrong XD
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on June 26th, 2010 at 3:20:44 AM

Well there is one superpower he has that Stretch Armstrong has...the ability to stretch his mouth to deep throat better...and his anus so when he gets ploughed by all the casting agents to get movie parts.
Ranger writes:
on June 28th, 2010 at 2:19:55 AM

FYI Lautner - AIDS isn't a super-power you stupid f*ck!

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