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Mysterious "Mortal Kombat" Movie Promo Trailer

Posted: June 8th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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We've been hearing about a new "Mortal Kombat" movie for a while. And now an eight-minute video for what looks to be a promo trailer for the film has appeared online.

It features Michael Jai White (The Dark Knight Spawn) as Jacks, who is trying to convince Scorpion into entering a fighting tournament in order to kill Reptile, Baraka and many other criminals. Check it out below.

Several sources have confirmed that this is not for a new "Mortal Kombat" game. It is actually for a feature film and it is from the mind of fight choreographer Larnell Stovall (The Other Guys, Jarhead).

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blinkbomber writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 6:50:26 PM

I thought it was Jax in the game...
Rush66 writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 6:57:06 PM

This looks really dumb and boring...
Rush66 writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 6:57:16 PM

This looks really dumb and boring...
poopbones writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 6:58:15 PM

Spoiler Alert!!! Johnny Cage dies!!!!
SeWerin writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 6:58:22 PM

This looks awesome!
japaninmotion writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 7:00:24 PM

lame excuse to say this isnt a MK movie when they use all the names and the plot
Dre-EL writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 7:09:49 PM

This looks like they are trying to hard to be cool thus making it boring.

I would watch it on video, which is proably where it'll be released.
TeemSelami writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 7:12:24 PM

looks better than showgirls 2
AshTrey writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 7:22:40 PM

UM.... I THINK THIS ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD. IF THE FIGHTS ARE KINDA REALISTIC LIKE HOW WATCHMEN DID IT OR KICK-ASS DID IT.... I MIGHT ACTUALLY SEE A BOOTLEG COPY OF THIS
ZeusReit writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 7:29:40 PM

Interesting take on the subject matter. Could work, but I would need to see more. Also, Jai White is a horrible actor.
zombie345trioxin writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 8:28:18 PM

this looks awesome
SeWerin writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 8:36:30 PM

Jai White is badass! Have you seen Black Dynamite!? He deserves more roles!
Ted Mosby writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 8:41:45 PM

Damn this was f*cking awesome... I really hope this is real and goes through... The other MK movies are disgusting.
CCBlev writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 9:05:52 PM

This is one series id love to see rebooted and done right.
Bob82 writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 9:12:09 PM

Well, if this is not for a "Mortal Kombat" movie they did a lousy job in naming the characters!
outofshadow writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 9:16:13 PM

great direction for the franchise but you cant kill cage...
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 9:19:55 PM

Ok if were going for realism, sub-zero better strap-on a f*cking fire extinguisher before ramming it up scorpions rectum ;L.....
CCBlev writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 9:24:38 PM

^classic! Welcome back. Yourfriend, can he give him a cuban j*zz bomb after?
triggax writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 9:40:33 PM

Yeah this looks like sh*t compared to the short fan film thats been made for street fighter...

check out this street fighter video.. i dont know how old it is or if possibly alex even posted it at some point.. alex if you haven't posted this you f*ckin should.. this is radtastic... this is what a street fighter film should look like..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZXSzaUIBQ
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:06:19 PM

If this ISN'T Mortal Kombat why f*ckin' title it Mortal Kombat ? I could see Michael Jai White as Jacks/Jax ... Baracka ? Like Barack(a) Obama ? ... this is pretty damn creative. Much moreso than Paul W Anderson's original. I wonder who they get to play Raiden ? I would nominate Gordon Liu, who kicked ass as Pai Mei ... or Sonny Chiba.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:11:07 PM

Seven of Nine is Sonya Blade ?

Niiiiiice.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:13:47 PM

@triggax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZXSzaUIBQ

didn't work.

do you have a substitute site ?
SquirrelFlyer writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:21:30 PM

how can any of you think that was boring, I thought it was done quite well...if they end up doing it I hope it turns out like that. Sucks johnny cage dies like a bitch but that fight was pretty good.
SquirrelFlyer writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:21:37 PM

how can any of you think that was boring, I thought it was done quite well...if they end up doing it I hope it turns out like that. Sucks johnny cage dies like a bitch but that fight was pretty good.
triggax writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:30:33 PM

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/07/street-fighter-legacy-is-the-best-three-minutes-of-street-fighte/

check that max.. if it still doesnt work just google street fighter legacy and be prepared to blow a load in your pants..
Ari Gold writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:42:29 PM

Will this keep the original theme song? No song, no deal!
Ari Gold writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 10:46:16 PM

Will this keep the original theme song? No song, no deal!
gotsghostrider writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 11:12:13 PM

Michael Jai White's publicist said that White was under the impression he was making a promotional video for a video game.
Blade12322 writes:
on June 8th, 2010 at 11:26:25 PM

okay so this actually was really interesting to me, mainly because i REALLY want another MK movie
this i guess is the more modern/realistic type so i dont know what i think about that but the concept isnt that bad
big problem for me: they killed cage, WTH
he's my favourite
and i hate scorpion
koul writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:03:35 AM

i don't think this is the real movie. it looks so stupid. michael jai white as jax is a good choice but the whole video was crap. the fight scenes between baraka and johnny cage was good but baraka did not create his own blades. this is f*cking stupid as hell.
SaulSilver writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:28:30 AM

I'm dying for a good MK reboot. Get it going and i'll mail in my $7.50 two years in advance.
Inception writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:35:26 AM

Every time Johnny Cage appears, he gets his ass kick.
hardcorehogan87 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:49:57 AM

I've already watched this a handful of times. Very stoked. Different take on the whole story. R-rated. Hope this is for a movie and not a game, because while there may be several sources that have confirmed it's for a movie, there are also several sources that have confirmed it's for a game.

Looks great.
Foxyllama5 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:03:24 AM

Pause at 7:12. Sub-Zero looks interesting...
HOCK writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:14:16 AM

Looks very cool.
Lulupendragon writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:24:16 AM

Some of you need to read it closer. It says "Several sources have confirmed that this is not for a new "Mortal Kombat" game. It is actually for a feature film and it is from the mind of fight choreographer Larnell Stovall" It says its for a movie.

Other than that, I like how they made the characters more like maniacs and crimnals rather than otherworldly mutants. Makes it seem a bit more real.

encoreyourface writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:31:22 AM

Baraka's my fav mortal kombat character that guy looks nothing close to like him. however considering it's supposed to be realistic, it's not THAT bad. way better for him to be a bold and more white man however, it would fit his profile more. but ilike it. love the Reptile story-line. Scorpion and those eyes he had where bad-ass.

and if people are saying it'll be corny and stupid ... how the f*ck COULD they do a Mortal Kombat film any other way? i think this is as real as it'll get ...

looks a million times better then that steamy turd Tekken film ...

@Fox-Sub Zero looked bad ass in that pic!
johnny_boy writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:40:37 AM

I give it a B for effort. I loved how it tried to be realistic in a way. Wasn't all that bad. I like how reptile came to be but hate barakas back story
jgrantt18 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:11:43 AM

Ya know, for something based on Mortal Kombat this was pretty creative and honestly seems pretty cool. Yeah it's just an excuse for violent battles but they seem to be toying with the ideal of it all and adding that level of grit definitely help bring the violence out more for a movie project than just the over-the-top actions of the video-games which couldn't translate well to film. This could actually be pretty cool. I know I'm interested.
jdl107 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:21:01 AM

Holy f*ck how can you say that was boring? That was f*cking baaad dude.

They need to get these guys and have THEM make this movie no one else. Hmm, unless they already are...
jdl107 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:23:18 AM

But goddammit why do they always need to kill Johnny Cage? Wouldja leave him the f*ck alone?
kagai writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:33:20 AM

Jeri Ryan on Twitter: "Okay, so... Mortal Kombat. It's not a game trailer. Actually was made for the director to sell WB on his vision for a reimagined MK film. [...] I did it as a favor to a friend. No idea yet what WB's reaction to it was. And I'm not sure how you can contact WB to push them to make it. But you guys are resourceful...! ;-)"
BayHarbor_Butcher writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:40:13 AM

The sub-zero shot looks like its for a game. I hope this was just a test screen or something. if it ends up like this it will be crap...like Marmaduke sized crap. the fight was very hokey and boring. quite f*cking with us and give us A.D. and Blood trails!
Man in Black writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:52:48 AM

well already looks better then the DOA sh*t fest
Mudders writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:14:44 AM

chuck jason statham in there somewhere would be sweeeeeeet
AIDSGASM writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:39:25 AM

I don't know whether to j*zz or kill myself. baraka back-story = THE worst.
lost_addict writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:50:25 AM

ok,the first video game was cool with the fatality and everything but seriously...it's been 20 years now...just forget about this franchise.
ifakos writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:59:01 AM

That was actually cool
Darsk writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 9:43:35 AM

this at least looks better than the 90s movie
*queue lame 90s techno soundtrack* "mooooortaal kommmbbaaaaaattttttt" lol
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 10:25:46 AM

Scorpion was my boy, nice to see him getting the cool roll if this gets a green light, better than all the other versions by a mile, its still based on a fighting game so you gotta expect a little cheese!

and the guy playing scorpion also plays Kazuya in the tekken movie, so guess we will see how that does first, if it ever comes out
ZenShark writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 10:48:32 AM

i kinda enjoyed it. it had some nice touches (like the blood exhale), and i dont mind the character changes. i mean c'mon, remember mortal kombat 2? lol
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 10:56:50 AM

@ Rush66m, ashtrey, triggax, koul, kdl107. You guys all fail at life. Go to hell.

Lost addict, you are an addict for a stupid ass show where they try to get off an island for 5 or 6 (who the hell cares) seasons. Rot in hell.

This movie, if it's ever made will be SICK. Go back to watching your other corny movies losers.
NeoMatx70 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 11:39:58 AM

Def. down to seeing this out soon.
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 11:48:34 AM

mortalkombatftw unlike u some people here have taste and we dont automatically jump on the bandwagon like urself

u sound like the kind of kid that hasn't had a good d*ck up his ass, bite down on one son you might like it ;L.....
Stuntastic writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 11:57:26 AM

Yeah this sh*t looks pretty interesting. Like some of you guys said I luv how they made things more realistic. I'd definitely pay to see this. With something like MK u can't really have it b PG-13 or PG it has to b rated R
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:18:52 PM

@YourFriendWithTheBigd*ck:

Your name just screams "I'm a huge tool".
No need to even speak to you further, tool.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:29:33 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW - your a tool, have a nice day troll
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:40:49 PM

mortalkombatftw
im a tool ;(........wait a sex tool cause im ok with that ;L....
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:57:35 PM

Yes, this "sex" you speak about... all i hear is rectums and/or d*cks. Keep slurpin' down those big d*cks, tool.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 12:58:58 PM

@ AYTBALL.

Wow you're so cool. Your name is a reference to coke. I hope the next 8ball you do burns through your nasal cavities straight into your brain making you a big fan of d*cks like your boy ILIKEBIGd*ckSINMYASS
Man in Black writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:08:21 PM

f*ckin lurking trolls ....(said in a fag emo voice ) "i dont like what you said so im gonna create a profile and try attack that person that hates what i love cause i have nothing intelligent to add to this thread" sod off you wankers
Bunny X writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:31:52 PM

I'll be honest, I liked this promo. I'll give them credit for their attempt to justify the characters and put the realism spin on it. Sure, not the greatest of results but how real can you make a Sub-Zero, Reptile, Scorpion, Baraka, without breaking a couple of fantasy eggs?
The fact that this was done as a favor to pitch to WB for a movie is pretty cool. For a trailer, yes it's not great but as a favor/promo it's pretty damn good.
Yeah the fight scenes weren't that great but I'm sure there were budget constraints and time constraints so under that, it's fine to me.
The premise isn't bad at all. Fine, they're going for a realistic spin on things. but they still hold on to some fantasy and escapism. And that's what I think folks will miss about this promo.
They automatically think it's suppoed to be set in reality, then they start questioning every little detail.
Just go into this with the mindset that it's more real than the MK fantasy but not completely set in reality and you'll be fine.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:53:04 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW - actually my name is a reference to an 8 Ball...see the pic? dipsh*t! drugs are for sad fag losers that dont know how to socially interact....ah! i see why you thought of drugs straight away...

and yes im cool, well cooler than you anyway boy, maybe you can create another account called "AYT BALL HATER" just that way you can express what you do or dont like and give people sh*t while hiding on the other side of the internet! sound like a plan little fella?
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 1:54:38 PM

@ Bunny X - yeah, im looking at it the same way, think it could be interesting!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:14:32 PM

@ MAN IN BLACK.

You're an ugly troll. Maybe you should join the sausage fest w/ 8ball and ILOVEBIGd*ckSINMYASS. A 3 way jerk fest is something you sound like you'd be down for.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:16:42 PM

Classic self loather!
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:16:59 PM

mortalkombatftw who is this ILIKEBIGd*ckSINMYASS he sounds like a really nice guy, a friend of yours?......can i suck his d*ck
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:21:04 PM

@ AYTBALL

Actually you are a tool. You love circle jerking ILOVEBIGd*ckSINMYASS. Are you socially awkward? I hate drug users. Therefore I hate you. I don't care what picture you have as your avatar. Stupid druggie. I hate you. You would like if I created a new account with your name on it. You probably get off on trolling and getting recognition from the poor souls on the internet. Go back to your little hole, do your drugs, OD and die.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:23:56 PM

@ILIKEBIGd*ckSINMYASS

Why are you asking me who you are? I don't know. Just some troll with a big e-c*ck. Troll. I'm glad to see you are making other troll friends on this site. Soon enough you'll have a nice troll family. Hope you all share the same needle and OD, and die.
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:24:31 PM

mortalkombatftw
the threeway sounds like a great idea but only if ur sandwiched in the middle
ill take u from the back and ayt ball will take u in the front
with u bent over ayt ball and i will smack knuckles against one another to strengthen r friendship ;L.........
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:25:35 PM

If/when they make this movie. It's going to be amazing. I hope they keep the same fight director and actors. No need to change that anymore.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:28:49 PM

@ILOVEBIGd*ckSINMYASS

Can I donkey punch you?
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:29:54 PM

mortalkombatftw ok enough talking about the movie get of the band wagon and get in position like we agreed
BEND OVER ;L.....
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:30:03 PM

@ YourFriendWithTheBigd*ck - LOL! have him washed and oiled first.

@ MortalKombatFTW - boy, your kinda making a fool of yourself, your the butt of the joke here, i mean lets face it, your the BOY that got up today, watched a trailer for MORTAL f*ckING KOMBAT, then read some disaproving comments and thought "I WILL SHOW THEM NOT TO MOCK SOMETHING I LIKE!! i shall create an account and insult people online cos im such a p*ssy in real life!"

if nothing else youve made me feel good about myself, feel much cooler now ive met you.

and as for the drugs thing, you even read my reply you retard!? your a troll, congratulations
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:32:18 PM

mortalkombatftw whats that?....... im sorry i cant hear you with ayt balls c*ck in ur mouth
chew ur food before u swallow ;L...
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:36:41 PM

he'd like 8 balls in his mouth!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:44:19 PM

@ILIKEBIGd*ckSINMYASS

I'm not into that. Ask your drug user friend 8ball. He seems to have adopted the trend of talking about balls/d*cks rather quickly. You two should get high on whatever illegal substances it is that you do, and be as gay as you can physically be.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:46:20 PM

@8ball

It's cute you two bonded so well. I guess all druggies and d*ck lovers like yourselves can pin point each other, and become friends instantly.

Your entire life is a mockery. Do your drugs, OD, and rot in peace.

I feel great knowing i'll live longer than you, although I will be a little jealous that you can #2 more efficiently.

AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:52:02 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW - ah i see, your just stupid, i almost feel bad for mocking you now, clearly you cant read for a start.

and come on, address what i said, you created your account today in order to talk sh*t to people you little coward!! lol your a f*cking waste of space boy.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:57:26 PM

@8ball.

Like I said, your entire life is a mockery. I created the account today to commend the amazing trailer, and to show you trolls that I am the troll police.

TROLLS BEGONE.
Stupid druggie
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 2:57:54 PM

mortalkombatftw
and get an avatar for f*ck sake some off us wanna visualise u while we jerk off
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:00:11 PM

mortalkombatftw commend my 2 incher ;L...
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:04:25 PM

@ILIKEBIGd*ckSINMYASS

All homo-erotic comments are autoforwarded to your new BF 8ball. I should get some sort of reward for setting you two up.

Thank me in your afterlife. After you two OD and die.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:04:55 PM

@ KING TROLL - never have and never will take drugs, even if i was pathetic enough to want to i am drug tested for my sport, so may as well give up with that crap.

too liked the trailer, i stated that i liked it, im a huge fan of the games from back in the day. I was confident enough to state my own opinion and the reasons behind it without attacking anyone that thought differently, you on the other hand picked people out by name and gave them sh*t for not thinking the same as you. This is Mortal Kombat we are talking about here, a film based on a fighting game, its hardly worth taking so seriously.

Its your actions that make you a troll, i commented on a movie, then give you sh*t when you gave others sh*t and showed troll like behavior, you on the other hand.....attack attack attack attack attack, just like every other troll. and i mean creating an account JUST to do that??!?! and my lifes a mockery right? ok. Im off to enjoy my mockery of a life with my well paid job and hot girlfriend, guess you just keep doing this, have fun x
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:10:15 PM

@8HEADEDTROLL

Hey Troll Man,

I didn't know ILIKEBIGd*ckSINMYASS was a hot girl. But hey, it all makes sense now, considering all his gay references. It's cute how you two love and support each other on the internet. It's probably very good for your relationship. On the internet anything can happen. Wow you have a great well paid job, I am a multi billionare with this anti troll software I created. Guess what, that anti-troll alarm is going crazy right now. Each time it goes off I get paid, and then a really hot girl comes over and pleasures me. The internet is great, isn't it?

Stupid troll druggie.
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:11:35 PM

say no to drugs thats what i say
be cool stay in school ;L....
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:14:39 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW lol, what are you 5?!?

@ YourFriendWithTheBigd*ck - or in troll boys case get back and finish school! lol
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:15:16 PM

'Guess what, that anti-troll alarm is going crazy right now. Each time it goes off I get paid, and then a really hot girl comes over and pleasures me. The internet is great, isn't it?'

Translates to...

My computer has become aware that I go onto sites to post utter bollocks and sets an alarm off that invites my mum to come in and show me how incest is just a natural part of my hillbilly family. All this happens while by father watches on while playing Mortal Kombat.
Peter Parker writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:15:26 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW:

"Your name just screams "I'm a huge tool"."

- Says the imbecile who created an account on a website, called himself "Mortal Kombat" and decided to comment on a thread about, nonetheless, a "Mortal Kombat" movie. Outstanding...

Do you even begin to understand how your actions reek of self-contradicting retardation?
You simpleton f*ck.

Also, for someone so negatively judgmental over homosexuality, you seem to be extremely familiar with homosexual activities, with constant references to gay fantasies and whatnot. Intriguing...

... care to come out of the closet, already?


On topic:

The movie, considering what it is about and, especially, considering its predecessors, doesn't look bad at all.
Adding some sort of story that could work on screen is a good idea, since I was never too into the whole Outworld thing, especially after what I've seen on the previous MK movies.
At the same time, I wouldn't like the screenwriters to stray away too much from the original characters' profiles. So, in a way, some mixed feelings here.

Also, Sonia needs a bigger rack.


... then again, what chick doesn't?!
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:18:07 PM

Seriously though, lost all respect at the fact you came on here with that name to show your interest in a film that is pretty much guaranteed to be a crapfest.

P.S Please dont reply with the word 'Troll'. That sh*t got real old, fast.

Ranger writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:18:56 PM

@MortalKombatFTW - I like your judgmental comments... they're funny.

Thank you for the chuckle (however know that I'm laughing at you and not with you).

Sorry (not really) to see the pain you're suffering in your personal life, spill out into public. I hope you heal (again... not really).

God Bless (yet again... not really).
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:21:42 PM

@ Ricky & Peter LOL

@ PP - Wasnt keen on the outworld stuff, thought scorpion was the only cool thing about the first mortal kombat movie in a kind of darth maul 15 mins of fame way, so i kinda like him being the anti hero here......but yeah wasnt he supposed to be like a souless demon? mmmm still makes it more watchable as a movie, wouldnt mind seeing it as an R rated feature
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:25:04 PM

I remember some little dude popping up to say 'toasty' during the old games. That sh*t needs to be in this.
Ranger writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:26:36 PM

Question: what's worse than a troll?

Answer: a non-contributing, internet lurker. NOTHING is more Lohan than an internet lurker (except Lohan herself). I suspect she's been here before under another alias. And Mortal Kombat is her only friend in the world... ugh!
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:26:43 PM

Eat sh*t and die you little faggot...

It's a 7 minute f*cking clip... ANY opinion on this will be the correct opinion if you've got the smarts to back it up...

First of all it looks like sh*t because baraka looks like one of the leads from 10,000 bc... Reptile looks like a rapist.. instead of a ninja.. scorpion is a f*cking demon... a f*cked up face looking f*cking demon... not some fresh faced asian guy with white out contacts... Michael Jai White.. is about a foot and a half short for jax... the wordplay with Jackson calling him Jacks.. is absolutely retarded..

You're a f*cking idiot... f*ck mortal kombat.. every SINGLE incarnation of this has been utter f*cking garbage ... yes this looks slightly better than the last few attempts.. but it's still a classic case of stupid f*cking retarded *ssholes that know nothing about the game trying to add a modern spin on things by making the characters more realistic..

Just once.. one f*cking time.. i wish these c*nts would stop and think that maybe the fans are sick of hollywood trying to make convincing sense of a story that makes absolutely no sense and just make it for what it is.. a f*cking fighting movie.. christ.. watch enter the dragon.. take notes... make mortal kombat.. not that f*cking hard...
You're a f*cking retarded faggot troll..

YOUR opinion on these things is the f*cking reason the first 2 piles of sh*t were made in the first f*cking place..

So shut the f*ck up and go kill yourself...
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:27:21 PM

@ Ricky, i just bust my snes out for the first time in about 13 years, got part 1, 2 and 3! gonna have a recap now you mentioned that! lol
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:33:34 PM

@ triggax - i Hear ya, BUT i just think the time for JUST a fighting movie has passed, there have been lots of attempts over the past 10 years and most have sucked! Bruce lee could make a fighting movie cos he was f*cking bruce lee!! Brandon even made rapid fire entertaining, but im ok with the new spin on it, i just thought the story never really worked as well outside of the game, mainly thanks to sh*tty directors like anderson, but this is just test footage from what ive read, probs had no professional script writer, just a brief to bring it up to date and do something new, so who knows, good solid characters used a little differently could turn out ok in my opinion......(still not expecting greatness, but maybe entertaining)
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:37:18 PM

@RickyGabrielBird

I hope that is you in the picture. Keep smoking those cigarettes and accelerate your death. Troll.
scarface85 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:37:53 PM

wow this is looking great
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:39:59 PM

@Peter Parker

Stop pretending you care about girls with racks. You named yourself Peter Parker, after a tool who has 0 game and can't even get the girl he wants. You are a nerd troll. My troll senses are tingling you TOOL.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:39:59 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW hahahahaha just showed your total lack of class or taste dumb ass!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:42:12 PM

Triggax,

You are a dumb troll. If you hate mortal kombat so much, why are you trolling in here? I hope when you go to your car today, it explodes and you become disfigured and become an actual troll. Who the hell cares if Jax is shorter than the character in the video game. Goddamn you are such a nerd. Rot in hell troll.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:44:52 PM

@8ball

You have class. You are classified as a troll, as well as a druggie.

I am a strong supported or DARE. I hope you rot in hell with the rest of your internet Troll party. Looks like you guys are picking up members left and right. Should I be worried for the future of our blessed wonderful nation? You damn trolls are multiplying by the dozens and the comments are becoming more and more vulgar. All of you should eat sh*t, smoke your drugs, do your dope, and then die, a horrible rotten death ASAP.
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:45:24 PM

Um...

Well.. I think you might be retarded friendo..
.
A troll is usually someone or something that doesnt come around.. hides in shadows.. under bridges.. things like that.. and pops up to try and do some damage... which according to me... usually ended with the troll getting f*cking owned..

So how do you freely call all of us.. the people of this online community.. Trolls? when you're the only one that's popped up out of nowhere indicating the real truth here that you are infact the only troll... its science.. read a book retard... Logic and sense tells us that you're the troll.. because we've all been forum members here for years and you opened an account to slag our online community...

WHAT THE f*ck IDIOT...

Thats like a black guy walking into a f*cking neo nazi rally and calling everyone n*gger... you stupid f*cking c*nt..
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:47:13 PM

yes we breed very well, would u believe that im the queen/ the egg layer ;L....
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:47:44 PM

and really?

Thats all you got out of what I said... The fact that he's shorter...
What about all the other bullsh*t in this video...
Why is it that sub zero looks like a f*cking monster and Scorpion looks like jackie chans f*cking son?

You're just a little faggot... my car probably wont explode when i get it in either.. I ride my bike to go f*ck your mom at the hospital..
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:48:24 PM

@triggax

You are not only a troll, but a racist. Please, curl up in a fetal position and dont move. I would appreciate if you stay that way until you rot away. Rot in Peace troll.
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:50:10 PM

DARE Supporter? Oh my f*ck you're f*cking delusional.. Yeah.. big supporter considering that the main thing that DARE SUPPORTS is f*cking tolerance you stupid little queer... you probably dont even know what DARE means.. you f*cking idiot... what a fag.. this is too much...

It's not very often on here i get to read the posts of a babbling f*cking maniac troll... this is entertaining..
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:51:40 PM

Yeah i must be a troll i guess.. you got me good...

I forgot i was the one that created an account today so i could spread faggotry to the ears of people that dont give a sh*t.. yep... im the troll...
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 3:56:35 PM

@Trigaxx,

Go back to cursing and running your mouth in teen chat troll. A/S/L? You are probably the least educated out of all the trolls here. Congrats, you take down the award for a hater, a racist, a moron, and a troll. A true f*cking monopoly on being a complete failure. EPIC FAIL TROLL FTL.
Die.
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:03:59 PM

oh my god u actualy u actually use the words troll and epic fail get back to utube u f*cking freak....... oh but before that can i suck ur d*ck....i just keep offering eventually one of these days u might get wise ;L....
Peter Parker writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:06:34 PM

@ MortalKombatFTW:

"You named yourself Peter Parker, after a tool who has 0 game and can't even get the girl he wants"

- And again, there you go attributing all sorts of meanings to a simple screen name.
That answers the question I posed, I now know you do not understand how your actions reek of self-contradicting retardation.

Also, if you're going to comment on a certain fictional character's romantic success, you may want to brush up on your reading, okie dokie son? Because, the way you just did it, you just further proved your ignorance.

Make a note of that, it may be too complicated of a concept for you to memorize.

"Stop pretending you care about girls with racks"

- Yeah, but if I followed your advice, I'd break your mother's heart, so I think I'll just keep pretending.

"You are a nerd troll."

- Says the nerdy dipsh*t who lives, eats and breathes Mortal Kombat.
Way to go, you social animal!

"My troll senses are tingling you TOOL"

- Was that supposed to make any sense? Here, I'll enlighten you. It wasn't your senses that were tingling, that would be the partner you share all those homosexual fantasies with. He's the one that was "tingling" you.

And your large breasted mother says "Hi".
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:13:42 PM

pp u get him girlfriend ;L.....
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:21:50 PM

Geek abbreviations, internet slang and all the self righteousness of Jesus himself.

We have a new c*nt of 2010 and a poster boy of all the problems humanity faces as a result of conception with weak sperm.

I implore you to seek help.

Below is a link to visual aid if the above is not clear enough.

http://hippiekiller.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/troll.jpg
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:24:21 PM

Peter parker = tool troll.
Mom jokes were amazing 19 years ago.

RickyBird = sidekick troll. Keep smoking and accelerating that death.
YourFriendWithTheBigDick writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:26:43 PM

jesus ricky d*cky u should hav given us a warning of how grahpic that link is, i mean theres children here on this website,
and as responsible adults on this website we must show a positive image ;L.....
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:31:43 PM

I dont smoke and I guess you have no awareness of the world outside that prison shower room otherwise you might know who the person is in the picture.

Im more than happy to have this war of the words with you as my vocabulary seems to be much more extensive.

Enjoy thinking up of a new sentence around the word 'troll'.

I look forward to your reply.

All the best,

RGB.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:40:30 PM

RGB - You are a troll. Have you even mentioned anything about Mortal Kombat, you haven't. Idiot. You are the definition of what it is to be a troll. It's people like you that ruin our society. Stupid tolls, keep on trolling.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:40:34 PM

RGB - You are a troll. Have you even mentioned anything about Mortal Kombat, you haven't. Idiot. You are the definition of what it is to be a troll. It's people like you that ruin our society. Stupid trolls, keep on trolling.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:46:44 PM

c*ck
Peter Parker writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:48:46 PM

"Peter parker = tool troll"

- Wow, you really got me there! Was that your finishing move? Was it a Fatality?

The alliteration in there is impressive, you have a way with words, you big Shakespeare you!

Let me have a go at it:

MortalKombatFTW: Butthurt Brainless Bitch

... gee, it wasn't that hard after all!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:52:36 PM

PeterParker - Tool Troll Tool
jeffw1978 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 4:55:14 PM

So who the f*ck is the lurker? Fresh meat to be the new butt of everyones jokes for a while? I mean for f*cks sake this dude is a retard, how man time can you use the f*ck term troll? And seriously is there any reason to get butt hurt like you were just raped by a donkey because people disagree with you over the internet. What a f*cking lurking fag.
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 5:03:11 PM

I made a contribution to the subject which unfortunately you failed to notice, thus your comment becoming all the more irrelevant.

What I will point out is that your posts have become something of an irony as to which you clearly state that I am a troll. Therefore you should be more than aware that the definition of the 'slang' of that word is to post an article or make a comment that provokes reaction in a negative manor while taking delight in causing trouble. And if you read your own posts and the resulting reaction from fellow members of this site you can see entirely from where I am going with this.

All this leads is to us being determined as 'Ad hominem tu quoque' which if you were to reply to this statement then you would easily be carrying on the tradition. So if I were to not reply to your next comment then you would then unfortunately become or be know as acting 'Ad hominem abusive'.
Simply put, another term for describing a 'internet troll'. So its your move in this conversation, consider my post a 'check' if it were Chess.

Ill end this on the age old saying...

'Please do not feed the trolls'

Thank you and goodnight :)
Man in Black writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 5:04:51 PM

looks like we have a new COC
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 5:05:24 PM

Jeff = Troll
RickBird = Troll
trailertrash writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:11:39 PM

MortalKombatFTW- It's Been very quiet on the lurker front lately welcome TROLL !!
trailertrash writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:29:58 PM

MortalKombatFTW

Having gone back and read this thread , You have nothing significant to contribute on here and i'm guessing in life in general.

How very sad you are ...
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:39:50 PM

It smells of absolute faggotry in here now...

dude...

I hope you realize that you just got owned the f*ck up... you're a complete f*cking retard and have nothing to offer so why not just get the f*ck out already... its not like after this f*cking episode we're just going to embrace your presence..

This is what im talking about.. and have always been talking about... Dont have your kids once you're in or past your 40's... down syndrome is a f*cking epidemic...

f*cking moron..
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:44:09 PM

I think you should definitely keep up with all the gay phonetics though.. cause thats really helping your case...

You sound like a 13 year old girl..

FTW... FML..LOL...OMG...

Dude... literacy is key in life.. sort it out maybe?

f*cking faggot.. oh and for the record I am VEEEEERRRRY f*cking racist... but... you see... im black... and im canadian... I hate white people... white americans mostly... which is probably what you are... a white little faggot with your little white problems which can be summarized basically as just far too much incest... cross breeding over many generations ultimately leads to people like you... retarded... illiterate.. slow... webbed feet.. mutated facial features...

just an all around euthanasia case really...

classic case..
Ranger writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:46:17 PM

Jesus...

HOW many times has he typed: 'troll' or 'tool'?!

Tomorrow we're on the 'U's' in the alphabet I suspect?
Ranger writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:47:54 PM

Tune in...

Time Traveling Troll - Twice on Tuesday... and Tonight on TBS!

Tune in, or Tune out... don't be a Tool!
trailertrash writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:48:37 PM

what like as in trull ??
trailertrash writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:50:15 PM

LOL !!! thats totally terrific
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 6:58:14 PM

lol you two are totally terrible
trailertrash writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:06:28 PM

AYT- All this time we thought you were a graphic designer , but it turns out according to Mortalfool your a drug dealer !! LOL
Planetastudios writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:07:16 PM

HOLY PIssssssssssssss
Sebastian_Monterey writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:17:50 PM

Wow, there's some really mature people who post here. Makes me want to take their opinions so seriously.

Did anyone mention that this looks like a reboot? Mortal Kombat was the only fighter game adaptation to be done right. I think this has the potential to be as good as the original.
Ranger writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:19:31 PM

@Sebastian_Monterey -

Sticks n' Stones!

Yo Momma!

Whatever!

I know you are, but what are we!

N'ya, N'ya, N'ya!!!
KirkLazerus writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:24:34 PM

i have seen the word Troll about a thousand times.
KirkLazerus writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:25:32 PM

Someone seems to hate Trolls.
KirkLazerus writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:25:59 PM

Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls,
KirkLazerus writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:26:23 PM

No Trolls and no play make Mortal Kombat a gay homo
AYT BALL writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:29:51 PM

@ trailertrash - no sh*t! need to sort my life out! im pleased he mentioned it lol
trailertrash writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:42:12 PM

AYT- LOL , He's as you said c*ck !!!


Ranger / kirklazerus LOL
triggax writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 7:54:58 PM

"Wow, there's some really mature people who post here. Makes me want to take their opinions so seriously.

Did anyone mention that this looks like a reboot? Mortal Kombat was the only fighter game adaptation to be done right. I think this has the potential to be as good as the original."

Really? wow... you're just as big a f*cking moron as this other c*nt..
You wont take our opinions seriously? Listen to your f*cking self.. As good as the original? Are you f*cking 7? Or have you just not seen the original mortal kombat movie... ?
It was absolute rubbish.. trash f*cking film... The only thing good about Mortal Kombat were the games.. they've yet to make even a half decent adaptation..

As far as video game adaptations go I'd say Silent Hill still reigns supreme...
Ranger writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 8:03:11 PM

'Are you f*cking 7?'

Priceless.
@nchorman writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 9:03:10 PM

f*ckING TROLLLSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyone miss me ????
encore!! im looking at u buddy!!
jeffw1978 writes:
on June 9th, 2010 at 10:40:54 PM

Well this is f*cking stupid since we are all trolls and such, jesus f*cking kids can be really f*cking stupid some days.

Oh and triggax I see you hate White Americans crazy since I hate Black Canadians, but we have proved anyone can get along as there is a lurking f*cking wait for it.........









Troll to bash on.
Man in Black writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 2:30:06 AM

this mortalc*nt d*ck bag must had read " horse c*ck and cake" and decided to go full blown pissy little bitch when he learned it had nothing to do with horse c*ck .... sorry fag !
masht7 writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 3:08:52 AM

@MortalCombatWTF

Whoa! You have got to be the biggest hypacrite I know. More than COC and Vinny combine.
encoreyourface writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 3:26:47 AM

MortalAsshat-i see you've been busy making a giant douche out of yourself. your name screams loser fan-boy who cannot get enough of his orgasms from playing a fighting game, and hasn't move from the same spot on his computer chair for weeks. by the way your mom died two years ago, might be a good idea to GET HER OUT OF THE f*ckING HOUSE. at least out of the sex chair you tied her up in, Jesus.

"MortalKombatFTW: Butthurt Brainless Bitch"-LOL! nice PP.

seriously captain anus, get a real life and think of a better way to insult some one other then tool or something about a screen name, it's really sad. i'm guessing you do not know what a vagina is either. here is a hint to finding one: next time you take a piss, look down.

i would have been here sooner guys to help beat on this full retard troll but i've been busy following a chick ... and it's within the one hundred ft rule just in case she starts calling cops on me again ...
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 4:45:18 AM

MortalKombatFTW- I'm guessing Your favorite movie are

Honey i've sunk it in the kids again

and

Honey i've just blown the baby
encoreyourface writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 5:19:22 AM

LOL!
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 5:31:01 AM

@ encoreyourface - lol its cool, i actually fell asleep on my key board and drooled my replies to him, still managed to show him up!
masht7 writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 5:33:02 AM

@MortalKombatWTF

If you say yourself you are the Troll Police then why are you talking to humans. I have read every comment you made on this thread and seems to me you wok up on the wrong side of your girl... wait... boyfriend's c*ck. And yes, AYT BALL is a drug dealer, and some am I. We smoke every pot every Saturday and watch the next bondage video of you with your fagfriends while me and him have a beer (god it must be so impressive to have a porn name like 'Dildo Faggins').

I'm going to take a stab at this and say the c*ck you slept on was Vinny's (no wonder his username is Vin'12'). And these trolls you speak of, are they hypacrites like yourself who have bad acting skills like that gogled, blonde headed retard from 'Trolls 2'(me and AYT BALL should know that, we watched the movie and you make a cameo). One day when your 18 which (which will take 13 years to get to) you will be the person at a second fast food resturant eating the left-over horse c*ck nobody wanted. You are really a homeless little bearded c*nt who can't afford a cardboard box since your parents put you up for adoption left you nothing but a bondage suit and a male striper. And three months ago you were playing that little c*ck-sucked up of a game 'Mortal Kombat' with your old (or should I say young) friend Justin 'The Beaver' Bieber and after both your fingers got tired you stopped and had a little 'Bieber Fever'. Then when you finally looked you said 'Your vagina is long and has no hair' and young Bieber said 'You don't have a penis?' You said 'What's a penis?' and Bieber show how you can grow one.

These Trolls have caves right, I went there and it looked very fimiliar, like that bondage video starring you. And the place was filled with seamen.

Grow up, grow a pair of nuts and stop c*ming to WP you little ungrateful Basterd.
masht7 writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 5:57:10 AM

But actually I want to see more of this guy. WP, can you get more Mortal Kombat news up as fast as possible, please? Please, I've got a nice avatar.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 7:07:03 AM

@ masht7 - LOL see you tonight! just gotta stop off and buy more drugs and munchies on the way! ;-)
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:15:06 AM

AYT - Got any VERA'S ??!!! lovely .....
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:39:36 AM

Are you trolls still trollin away? I see you have nothing better to do in your pathetic lives than to refresh this page all night long. LOL at trolls with no lives.

I also noticed that the troll population has increased yet again. No longer is the troll society taking applications, all faggots, d*ck lovers, racists, and morons are welcome. I see the population rising yet again in the near future.

Keep on trolling, trolls.

If you all died in your sleep, that would have been great.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:45:58 AM

It's good to see that you trolls at least stick together. Although you are racist towards each other, it's good to note you will join in for a common cause and look aside your differences... that common cause being trolls.

TROLLS Power! When your powers combine... does anything cool happen? Probably not, bc you are all worthless trolls.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:55:55 AM

@Masht

I feel so stupid reading you horrible grammar and spelling that I had to stop. Please try again moron. Get some education before you post here. Troll.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:58:00 AM

@ MortalKombatFTW - a troll wizard avatar.....mmm

yeah we have been up longer than you typing on here cos our mums dont set our bed time! ;-) Just wait till you get all grown up, its awesome!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 9:13:09 AM

@8ball

You were up late bc you couldnt sleep. Stupid coke addict troll.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 9:24:24 AM

True, your mums a pest!
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 9:36:02 AM

MortalKombatFTW- Nice avatar is that your favorite anal toy !!
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 9:36:32 AM

We know it's your Mum's
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 9:39:45 AM

bet you and mum double end it on a saturday night while your dad jerks off in your face !!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 9:53:45 AM

TrailerTroll,

Please see the comment above mentioning that mom jokes were cool about 19 years ago. Even if your dumb ass changes it to mum, it still references the same thing... the fact that your a moron and a troll.
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:01:08 AM

TrailerTroll, good one !!

who's joking ??!!
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:02:15 AM

@ MortalKombatFTW - youd know all about whats cool eh? lol mum jokes though? i wasnt joking, your mum is a sexual predator and while mum jokes arent cool anymore, they once were, unlike your sorry self.....awwww
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:03:56 AM

anyway is school off today? how come your online?
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:07:39 AM

MorAnal-

Are you just angry because your dad said to you he was going to give you a creampie surprise and it wasn't quite what you were hoping for !!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:08:17 AM

8ball,

Are you canadian? That sh*tty canadian coke is probably the reason why you're so f*cking moronic. Troll.
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:17:42 AM

You should try some coke !! Stick your head right in there and a giant sniff !!

I would say try crack but you would think i was just being rude about your mum's ass again, But i know you've tried that one already !!!
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:38:25 AM

@ Mortalsin - Im canadian cos i said eh?! lol England was using that long before canada, not expecting you to know that....actually not expecting you to know anything about the world outside of your leather clad den
jeffw1978 writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:42:17 AM

Hey MortalFaggot - Go over to that pathetic thing in the corner you call a father and grab his aids infected heroin needle and start shootin up, with any hope you will OD and die, acutally I would really enjoy to see you die a slow and painful death. Please have a miserable life "dildo faggins"
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 10:57:16 AM

Ayt - He's never even seen daylight !!

Jeff- That's a life plan right there , Now he has goals in life , he should be thanking you.
triggax writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 11:34:52 AM

@jeff...

lol..

Why cant weee be friends... why cant we beee friends.....

f*ck i hate white people... listen to this stupid little faggot still going off about this sh*t..

Maybe we can just wait it out and he'll eventually die from the aids swarming around his anus..

YOU ARE A FAGGOT GOOD SIR.
triggax writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 11:37:36 AM

AYT

Hahah is that true?

I guess our country was more or less founded by you fools... lol..

I think we say it with a bit more of a drawl though so... on paper it looks the same... sounds totally different in reality though im assuming... ive never heard a brit say EH...
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 11:49:12 AM

@ trigg - lol yeah its said alot different, think its a northern thing here in england, ive been to canada loads and cant get enough of my canadian friends with the eh's and aboots!

and hey some white people aint bad! although this mortalkombat dipsh*t isnt doing us any favours......well isnt doing the human race any favours by shagging his mum either! lol
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 11:49:53 AM

You guys were founded by John Cabot, an Italian (sorry about that) in the service of Henry VII

Then we kicked the French in the Seven Years' War to take control of canada (more because of the valuable fisheries/ trade mind)

Us Brits ruled the world once !! Now we do what ever the US want's , How times have changed !! lol
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 11:53:14 AM

lol as Eddie Izzard said, we took over the world with the clever use of flags, sail to a country, stick a flag in it, then shout "MINE!" lol the good old days
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 11:57:14 AM

TROLLS UNITE. But yes, good job taking my material and using it on myself? Not really. Learn your own sh*t and try again. Go meet up with your gay troll buddies (make sure 8headedtroll is present), do your drugs, od, and die a miserable death.

Stupid troll. Goddamn, you would figure that by now you could come up with something more creative. I am always willing to sh*t in a bowl and spoon feed it to you. (Again, 8headedtroll can provide the sh*t as his *sshole has been made very loose by his other troll friend).

Better luck tomorrow troll.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:00:25 PM

US using YOUR material against you?!?!?!?! hahahahahahaha f*ck you are dumb! I hope to god you are trying to be funny and not that f*cked in the head.
Peter Parker writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:11:46 PM

"Are you trolls still trollin away? I see you have nothing better to do in your pathetic lives than to refresh this page all night long. LOL at trolls with no lives."

- And yet, here you are as well, further proving that you lack the common sense to realize you're the jester in this party. What a self-contradicting moron you've turned out to be.
Never underestimate the power of denial.

"I also noticed that the troll population has increased yet again."

- What, you had your family visiting?

"No longer is the troll society taking applications, all faggots, d*ck lovers, racists, and morons are welcome."

- Yup, that answers my question, you had family over.

"I feel so stupid reading you horrible grammar and spelling that I had to stop"

- Yeah, this from a repetitive simpleton who doesn't understand the meaning of the very own word he persistently keeps on vomiting.
Also, look up "comma" and try to construct grammatically correct sentences, before you tip others on seeking education, OK sweetie?

"the fact that your a moron and a troll."

- You meant "you're" a moron, right? Yeah, we all know you are.
Self-contradicting retarded dipsh*t applies as well.

Nevertheless, please, do carry on with your battle against the so called Trolls, you mighty warrior you!
Liu Kang himself would be proud of you.

Wake up call, boy: You're a clown and these folks are playing you like a mindless puppet. They do it on a daily basis.
Right now, you're just another easily offended bitch they're taking for a ride.
You're the new piñata.

Yay!
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:26:51 PM

lol yeee haww!!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:28:48 PM

Hey PeterParker Troll,

Put all your money long the Euro troll. When you're on the street begging for nickels and dimes, i'll sh*t on your face. Troll. Im glad you went through all my posts like the internet loser you are. I don't even need to read what you wrote, I already know what it says "I have no life, I quoted everything a random person on the internet said, I am a virgin, I am the #1 troll, I worship Peter Parker who is a tool like myself, did I mention I was a troll?"

Thanks Troll.
jeffw1978 writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:46:52 PM

I am already bored with this f*cking lurker since all he does is repeat himself and call people trolls. Since I am bored with you, please do the world a favor and kill yourself since you are useless piece of sh*t to all of humanity. You really have no purpose in life other than to call random internet users trolls? You have no friends, yes everything is your fault, and nobody loves you not even those mutant things you call parents, as a matter of fact you would be taking a great burden off of them by slitting your wrist, just remember down the tracks not across ok homo.
Peter Parker writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:50:19 PM

"Im glad you went through all my posts like the internet loser you are"

- Says the Internet loser who can't let go of the fact that a group of strangers OWNED him yesterday, going on two days now, and keeps on coming back for more.
I now add "hypocrite" to the "self-contradicting moron". That would be you, in case this isn't getting through.

"Thanks Troll"

- See what I meant? There's a comma missing there.

No need to thank me, honey. I mock simpletons like yourself to satisfy my sadistic need for humiliating idiots.

This has been fun, but I'm wasting my time on you, since you have zero capacity for learning.
Morons in denial tend to have that characteristic. (COC, vindy, that one was for you)

Xoxo...
encoreyourface writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 12:54:17 PM

this fag isn't even trying, is she? @mortalasshat Peter Parker is right, we're just using you. and i find it hard to beleive you told us to get new material when the only thing you can think of is troll, and for whatever reason you think it annoys us? obviously you are getting all huffy puffy coming to tears over us and that is why you keep coming back, but to bad mommy isn't there to wipe the tears away since she's dead in that sex chair earlier mentioned.

get a real life you complete loser, you really,really suck monster COC.

gentlemen, i introduce the son of COC and Vin! have fun!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:06:35 PM

Jeff/Encore,

You guys are worthless trolls. Your parents don't love you, blah blah blah. Try harder, trolls. I once had a troll, it had rainbow colored hair. Trolls FTW
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:16:47 PM

no one needs to try, your an easy target, its like shooting fish in a barrel....or in your case, kicking a retard in chains
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:24:58 PM

8ball,

Why haven't you died of an overdose yet
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:28:32 PM

LOL !!

Really it's still here, Your like that chick in last exit to brooklyn who just lays in the back seat of the car and let's everyone f*ck her , She had no self respect and neither do you !!!
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:37:08 PM

TrailerTrash,

How are those mayo sandwiches treatin ya?
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:43:51 PM

???? are you talking about some sort of j*zz sandwich ....

Not my thing sorry!!!

Not everyone plays soggy biscuit with their parents instead of watching TV , But hey what ever floats your boat....
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 1:51:34 PM


Here found this for you !! There are more people like you out there...

http://scatvideo.sensualwriter.com/
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 2:40:57 PM

@AYT - Eddie Izzard is right and we were blody good at it too !! LOL
encoreyourface writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 2:42:50 PM

Mortalasshat-i see you've come up with nothing better then troll still. don't worry, you'll learn your second word soon enough!

Trailer-lol!
trailertrash writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 2:50:12 PM

encore - lol , dont think he's brain can cope with learning new words just yet !!
Man in Black writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 2:52:50 PM

encore is spot on COC and Vin had an ass baby and named it mortaldouchebag ... funkin lurker
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 3:23:15 PM

Oh hey look, some of the normal trolls have returned. Welcome back trolls. We should rename this thread, "Trolls R US", since 99% of the people responding now are ugly f*cking troll tool bags.
AYT BALL writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 3:28:03 PM

says the pink haired troll wizard.....mmmmm hmmmm
triggax writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:33:46 PM

Hahaha..

LOL.. Whats with the troll avatar dude?

This guys f*cked.. What a pile of human excrement... fag..

Must be a pretty sad and lonely life have intercourse with your 600 pound mom on a daily basis...
Maybe Ranger has some tips to help you through this difficult time? He too is an incest survivor...

The difference is, his mom was hot.. but you get the comparison.. he can help.. and hes always willing to help... If you need someone to talk to about your tiny penis... Encores your man.. he might as well be a scientist in the field... lol

jk encore..

ranger... not so much..
encoreyourface writes:
on June 10th, 2010 at 8:43:11 PM

Trig-LOL! i get you're joking now ... forgive me for before.

Man in Black-ass baby,lol.
masht7 writes:
on June 11th, 2010 at 1:30:34 AM

@MortalKombatWTF

I'm sorry but what does 'bc' stand for? Bisexuel c*nt?
masht7 writes:
on June 11th, 2010 at 1:37:24 AM

Is this guy so sad because he can't get to Pandora? Go watch an episode of 'Ben 10' again you racist c*ck-sucked little child who can get laid or be kissed.
masht7 writes:
on June 11th, 2010 at 1:38:30 AM

Go f*ck my avatar in the *ssholes (I think you alreay are acordding to my avatar).
steaknugget26 writes:
on June 11th, 2010 at 1:40:49 AM

Wow! I leave for a couple days and some faggot mcasshat shows up that everyone can gang up on and i miss most of it. Oh well...to catch up...MK RULES! Now that i contributed something on topic i guess i can say whatever i want.

MKFTW (a.k.a. the unholy f*ckstain remnants of Vin and COCs AIDs infested teletubby f*ck jamboree) is a special kind of person. He is what a psychologists would refer to a pathological f*cktard. This may have been brought on by years of posting jackassery which manifested into trollitis…or he could just be an irrational douchec*ck. The cure is unknown, but it could be cured by shutting his c*ck holster and playing hide and go f*ck himself.


masht7 writes:
on June 11th, 2010 at 1:48:08 AM

I'm goinna be stratforward about this. MCFTW, people have their own opinions about stuff, your the kind who can't take peoples opinions seriously and shoves his head up their ass while typing a comment. Not everybody has to like the same thing as you do and stop calling everybody trolls because their trying to teach you the leeson I'm teaching you now.
Man in Black writes:
on June 13th, 2010 at 2:02:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTr9LXxXvQ enjoy !
bkg4991 writes:
on June 13th, 2010 at 6:35:41 PM

@mortalkombatftw

i only have a couple things to say...you are a complete f*cktard for attempting to argue with these guys..they're like the f*ckin kobe bryant of dissing...they rape everyone..and you..you better pray i never figure out where u live or who u are..because i will put a bullet in your eye. you are one of the worthless people you see everyday on the street not doing anything..its people like you that make me wanna walk into a McDonald's with a ax an let loose..you are a piece of sh*t and i hope you die a slow and violent death, by my hands..f*ck YOU.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 17th, 2010 at 12:03:39 PM

@BKG4991,

Mr. E-thug, I hope you get hit by a car. FAILURE
I'm so terrified of you finding me and putting a bullet inside me. Why don't you get in line with the rest of the trolls and we'll talk soon. I have many more trolls to address before you.
MortalKombatFTW writes:
on June 17th, 2010 at 12:05:53 PM

BTW you homo trolls, I'm back. Had a nice few days off f*cking all your wives and mothers. Trolls FTW, someone put up the Troll signal so you all gather here again.
Man in Black writes:
on July 11th, 2010 at 11:07:00 PM

eat a d*ck queer bait

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