James Cameron to Solve the Oil Spill Problem

Yeah, I read about this on MSNBC. Cameron has become an arrogant bloated blockhead. When this is the guy speaking for the so-called green movement, there are serious issues.

I hope its better than "Avatar"

O Camerson your so awesome, after this will you make a Real Pandora for all losers on Naviblue so we can have somewhere to go.

Directors called to help ocean experts and actors working on oil filter technologies?

f*ck wrong again, still 24 hours before the next vortex.

Just toss a bunch of those Avatar DVDs out there to soak the oil up.

I'm still waiting for Uwe Boll's solution ... lol

They know he's a director, right?
He can certainly SUGGEST that large robots aid in the removal of oil, doesn't mean sh*t though

What's the f*cks he going to do? Make a 3D movie about sealife covered in oil? Or a doc*mentary to cover up BP's f*ck up?

They could call michael bay he will put some explosion in that

Uwe Boll has finally made a good movie. Rampage is on the best flicks I've seen this year.

Cameron will give the oil spill his Aids

wtf! he is going to used his ego to block the oil spill and i think the ass of SAm W. can do better job!

or he could get all the Naviturds to commit suicide and make a big damn that stops all the oil from reaching the shore.

Well he got a Love Story movie to make over a billion dollars & an Eco movie with pretty pictures to make over 2 billion dollars, so this man is a genius in some way.

Better than Michael Bays solution


BIG EXPLOSIONS!!!!! MORE BIG EXPLOSIONS! CGI CGI CGI CGI!!!! MEGAN FOX ASS!!! CGI!!! NICHOLAS CAGE!!!!!

BIG EXPLOSION!!!!

The end

Hollywood is saving the world !!

I Wonder which black actor will costner in this movie ???....

^will be

Cameron will wait until it's all over then CG the oil out in post production. Problem solved. Give him his medal now!!

The only Cameron-related oil spill I'd like would be a bottle of massage oil spilled on the back and in-between the legs of his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow!

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm420122368/nm0000941

BA-BOING!

How come that picture of Cameron is only in 2D?!

She does know her way around a big d*ck !!

lol... nice.

lol
Ranger imagine the movie she could direct if you 2 made a sex tape! llol

^in 3D

Sure...

Big n' Low's ass gets Split Open by Danger Ranger!

did he get a hair cut?he looked so gay with the long hair..

You know we're f*cked when the experts ask Hollywood what to do. I can't wait until they fly Lindsay Lohan out there for her ideas on the matter.

More proof our current US government is full of f*cking retards.

First Costner now Cameron. I'm a bit worried about the US's scientific community when those two are the best we can do.

Anyone remember the Imaginationland episodes of South Park where they ask the movie directors/actors for advice on how to deal with the terrorists?

Michael Bay: Well first we'll have this big explosion and it'll be like BOOM, BANG! And then we'll have this car jump over this helicopter which explodes!

General: Mr. Bay that's not an idea, those are special effects.

Bay: I'm afraid I don't understand the difference.

General: I know you don't.

Cameron could/should send his f*cking enormous ego down there and plug the bastard up.

The next live cam footage should be shot in 3D.

Cameron..... lol who the f*ck IS this guy. f*ckin director of Terminator 1 & 2 are you f*cking joking me.... you can't solve your problems so you run to the guy who made the most money off of f*cking MOVIES...... jesus christ.

Look at that picture, look at that arrogant self-centered f*ck. I've never liked f*ckin' James Cameron.

Why use competent people when you can get celebrities?

shooting the oil spill in 3D won't help much Jimmy

was this first reported by the onion ? this reminds me of the govt meeting with michael bay after 9/11 for ideas on what al qadea might do next

@freud-That is a worry , Your Desperate who do you call ?? James Cameron, he will know what to do he made the Abyss and that had alot of water in it...

If all else fails he can get us cheap imax tickets and Arnolds Autograph...

@man in black- lol

@jdl - 'I've never liked f*ckin' James Cameron.'

Then STOP f*ckin' him!!!



Ba-rum-bump!

I always find him more receptive and gentle when you tell him how great he is and you say how good the Abyss sounds and what a blockbuster it will be.

Kathryn Bigelow '88

Cameron couldn't fix the sh*t spill known as Avatar. What makes ANYONE think he can stop the oil spill??

James Cameron to Solve the Oil Spill Problem...In 3D

Well, he DID do that underwater submersible chase once upon a time. So, um yeah, but I still don't know exactly what he is expected to do here. Especially since he's gone all digital.

what do you call 100,000 A*Hole Fanboys on the bottom of the ocean?......a damn good start.

Please, all dumbsh*t fanboys shut up, turn off your computers.....your mom is calling you for dinner.

Cameron's helping. It doesn't make him arrogant. It makes him philanthropic. At this point I think we can all agree that the oil execs have no contingency plan. We need all the help possible. I'm not sure what Cameron can do to help, but he's got a fortune he's not attached to and he thinks outside the box. The sooner they get this sh*t cleaned up, the less years I'll have to wait to eat my local seafood.

"Cameron's helping."

He is? How? By running his mouth? By looking for a way to film Avatar 2? He doesn't know sh*t about sealing an oil leak. He's spent time on the ocean floor, filming wrecks (like the Abyss, Titanic...) but what does he know about venting oil? Anything? He's a director, not an engineer.

"It doesn't make him arrogant."

Certainly not. He was arrogant a LONG time ago...

"It makes him philanthropic."

By looking arrogant? Thanks, but no thanks, we have enough of that 'philanthropy' already. Cue in pictures of Obama.

"At this point I think we can all agree that the oil execs have no contingency plan."

At this point, I think we can all agree we don't know what they're planning, unless you work for BP. And that's all.

"We need all the help possible."

So do the patients at the local mental health hospital, but I can assure Cameron can't help there either.

"I'm not sure what Cameron can do to help,"

Pssst! The answer is nothing.

"but he's got a fortune"

Maybe he can plug the whole with the wads of cash he made on Avaturd.

"he's not attached"

To any rope of sanity...


"and he thinks outside the box."

Because he lives inside one. The box of self delusion.

"The sooner they get this sh*t cleaned up, the less years I'll have to wait to eat my local seafood"

Because it's all about you.

whole=hole

Jealousy is a douche, eh Minkowski?

CNN just reported that he's loaning an entire fleet of submarines and helping to organize a team of subdiving experts.
I think whether or not you like his films or are jealous of his bankroll is pretty irrelevant to what he can offer the cleanup.

whoa, Minkowski....fanboy outta control. Don't worry, maybe they will let Peter Jackson help too, he can carry Cameron's grip tape or something....are you ok now?

probably the best thing we can all do first is plug the cyber diarrhea spewing from your keyboard......then let's get to work on that oil thing in the Gulf....whew.

"Jealousy is a douche, eh Minkowski?Jealousy is a douche, eh Minkowski?"

The particulars of your sexual hygiene are of no interest to me, Rabid.

"probably the best thing we can all do first is plug the cyber diarrhea spewing from your keyboard......then let's get to work on that oil thing in the Gulf....whew."

You're obviously too clever for me, Bishop, so back to the construction paper and non-toxic paste for you.

And as a matter of disclosure, up until Titanic, I was quite the fan of the man...now he's just another rich blowhard.

"CNN just reported that he's loaning an entire fleet of submarines and helping to organize a team of subdiving experts."

Sounds a little too much like the plot of Armageddon.

And to think, I thought the purview of the Navy was in part deep-sea diving. I mean, just how do we ever drill in the coast in the first place without Cameron holding our hands? I mean how the f*ck does Exxon, BP and others ever drill without Cameron there to point out the sunken wrecks and the native wildlife?

... speaking of arrogance.

What he's going to put the oil on his next ripped off charcter. That's 3 Billionn right there.

How the f*ck is he an expert? Cause he did The Abyss and Titanic? Michael Crichton (R.I.P.) was a so-called expect to for the U.S. against the theory of climate change cause he wrote a novel about it...

heard about it yesterday, don't give a sh*t.

how about getting an actual professional? sure it would make Cameron look fantastic IF he solved it, however i seriously doubt he would. and if he somehow did it would be the people he hired to do the job for him and think of the plan to thank, not the douchebag himself.

Ok, are they playing there roles from movies? James is "directing" a sea travesty, and Kevin Costner is creating the machine he used at the beginning of Waterworld? These people have to stop believing that movies are real.

They should've asked Zack Snyder, because no matter what solution he'd come up with, the process would be in slow motion, thus keeping the oil spill to a minimum.

It's not an act. Kevin Costner has devoted two decades of his life and tens of millions of dollars to finding a way to cleansea water. They're testing six of his inventions this week. Cameron has a fleet of submersibles and plenty of experience using them and using remote control tech.
And they were just two people in a room of over 40 volunteers from different oceanographic preservation groups, the best and brightest of their fields.
Just because it's on tv doesn't mean it isn't real life. Some people have passions that transcend their day jobs.

The 300 oil-seperator machines set Costner Industries back $26 million. That's a sign of someone who actually gives a sh*t.