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Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan's Arrest

Posted: May 20th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Warrant Issued for Lindsay LohanSubmit Comment
Lindsay Lohan has been skipping her court-appointed alcohol education courses even though she's been threatened with jail time. And now, she has failed to show up in court this morning, forcing the judge to issue a warrant for the actress' arrest.

Lohan's lawyer stated that Lindsay missed her court date because as she tried to get on a plane in France to get back to the US, she realized that her passport was stolen.

The judge didn't buy it, stating: "actions speak louder than words," pointing to last night's photos of Lohan partying on a boat in Cannes. In addition, TMZ has learned from French officials that Lohan never reported her passport stolen or missing.

The judge said that there is probable cause to believe that Lohan has violated her probation, which means that she could be jailed for 180 days. Lohan is scheduled to arrive at the LAX airport tomorrow and will likely be detained at US Customs and taken into custody and booked. Her bail is set at $100,000.

Source: TMZ


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Ranger writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:14:07 PM

f*cking whore!
Ranger writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:15:47 PM

She only needs 10% of that bail money. So a quick blow-job to Danny Trejo in the airport bathroom will get her that.
The Skippy Spartan writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:25:51 PM

Ranger, your gonna have field day with this
hunter207 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:29:30 PM

tickets on sale now for rangers three hour roast of lofag!!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:31:41 PM

Bwaaahahaha

Poor baby girl.
Lowryder writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:33:46 PM

she looks like an old granny in this pic..id still f*ck her though...
TeemSelami writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:40:50 PM

ha ha ha well i may be having a sh*tty day but at least I ain't this bitch
Ranger writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:48:51 PM

She's becoming a self-telling joke.

It's killing my creativity!!!

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Bend over Lindsay...
It's Ranger in your ass, that's who!
RoadDogXVIII writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 7:56:47 PM

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is jealous of the attention Megan Fox is getting.
tigger writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 8:09:35 PM

Ranger, I bet Stewie would get her before you would, but all the best of luck to ya!! Where she's going, she won't need anything but protection.
nope.com writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 8:15:50 PM

piece of sh*t whore already posted the 10%

... what a shame

would have been interesting for Lohan to go fugitive and thinking she's all smart and sh*t running in Europe
darkraven28 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 8:20:18 PM

Well, at least she's got that 'crack whore' look all properly rehearsed and catalogued (especially based on that picture).

So, like Jamie Foxx says: "Download it, Babay!"
CCBlev writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 8:58:27 PM

Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!!
manichispanic writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 9:21:01 PM

what a dumb bitch.

i'm really bummed she's in the new robert rodriguez movie. i'm a big RR fan, but i think that was a bad choice. unless she's playing a crack whore, or somebody who'd washed up. then that would be perfect. i just don't want to have to look at her.
Mudders writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 9:57:47 PM

think i found her....


http://carlosmiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/naked-drunk-woman.jpg
OneTime writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 10:07:33 PM

lol i wanna take this moment to thank you for posting the best pics of lo-whore.
Whitta writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 10:58:20 PM

ya know what the sad thing is.. i woulda banged her back when she was doing Mean Girls, she looked alright then... ohhh how little did i know what wnet on in her vag... even then!
KoJay90 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:08:40 PM

Please just get rid of this bitch already! Geez sick of seeing her, especially here on WP.

No more WP!!
encoreyourface writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:09:40 PM

Ranger-lol yeah i'd let her give me a bj but f*ck i ain't payin more then a spit in her face and the c*m in her mouth ...

Lohan this from the heart:

roses are red ... we wish you where dead.
johnny_boy writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:30:02 PM

The American justice system is a joke, especially when it comes to punishing celebrities. I may gain lil bit of faith in the system if she does get locked up and do at least most of the time, cuz you can get out earlier with good behavior. And for the love of god, some corrections officer better and a mini cam ready and film some all girl gang bang on lohan.
encoreyourface writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:34:56 PM

f*ckin A Johnny!
SquirrelFlyer writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:47:06 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA eff her, serves the dumb c*nt right
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:56:27 PM

* yawns, stretches arms and blinks *

Is it Christmas already ?

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window ... now all I need is my Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle !
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:58:40 PM

So she goes from being jailbait (underage) to Jail Bait (literal)!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:59:37 PM

She's gonna have that same expression when she asks her cellmate, " You wanna put that shiv WHERE ? "
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:03:08 AM

Lohan's lawyer stated that Lindsay missed her court date because as she tried to get on a plane in France to get back to the US, she realized that her passport was stolen.


She has hours now to grow hair in her armpits, smoke Kools, making pissy remarks about how the Americans are barbarians (ptui!) and making homemade wine in the commuive toilet ... with a bit of twang.
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:13:47 AM

LOL!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:19:34 AM

Remember to wear those protective glasses from Shop, Lindsey ...

spunk has a way of stickin' to the eyeball AS WELL as the eyelid.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:20:57 AM

Lindsey, remember this one from Martha Stewart ... when your Prison Mama is goin' down on you (since your the bitch), make sure she's always having her napkin tucked in.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:23:47 AM

Two more ...

Lindsey, two in the spunk, one in the junk *wink wink*

And in prison, dyke is not something used to hold back a river.


ah,hell, why not one more ? Third times the charm, I always say ...


Lindsey, be sure to bring your own soap on a rope. Otherwise you'll be able to sh*t without squating ... Imagine a straw with legs and arms ...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:25:23 AM

@CCBlev

" What are the three words Lindsey says before getting gang raped in the county prison's shower room ? "
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:26:18 AM

@Ranger

She has to find the damn thing first. She's expecting a burrito and winding up with a third of a tamale.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:28:36 AM

" The American justice system is a joke, especially when it comes to punishing celebrities. I may gain lil bit of faith in the system if she does get locked up and do at least most of the time, cuz you can get out earlier with good behavior. And for the love of god, some corrections officer better and a mini cam ready and film some all girl gang bang on lohan. "

@johnny_boy


Yep. They can name it " One Night in the Holand Tunnel. Plenty of Free Parking. "

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:29:31 AM

^ Correction : Holland, not Holand

Damn! Now I'm starting to spell like the Usual Gang of Idiots at Worst Previews!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:31:37 AM

Roses are crimson,
Violets, dark navy,
Lindsey will be donnin' Prison Bitch Makeup,
like a BullDyke John Wayne Gacy.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:33:03 AM

@Lowryder

Like when Cloris Leachman played Granny in The Beverly Hillbillies Movie ... only without the prosthetics ...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:46:50 AM

Lindsey Lohan : the George W Bush of a whole new generation ...

they oughta just call her Lindsey E Newman ...

" What ? Me Worried ? Hell, yeah! "
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:47:55 AM

Lindsey, Suicide Girls are calling.

Time to pay the rent.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:48:46 AM

Maybe after she gets out, she can pull a Savannah and drive into a tree. Without a seatbelt. Hard.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:49:45 AM

When she tries out for the remake of " Black Mama, White Mama ", she won't be auditioning ... she'll have flashbacks.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:54:58 AM

And off topic ...

A typical day in the Nicolas Chartier household :


a. f*cking fetus' in the eye until they screamed, then raping them and burying them in his basement

b. Hitting his wife over the head with a frying pan and calling her a bitch because his Chicken Alfredo was slightly overcooked, then remarking " I saw this in a movie once. "

c. Giving fellatio to his dog, Idi Hitler

d Driving his car through downtown Burbank, shooting pedestrians on the street and marking off ' points ' on a small spiral.

e. Picking up meth and a tranny named LaQuinta from his local dealer Puto and going to their secluded spot to see ' fireworks '

f. He then takes the tranny over to Andy d*ck's house and they re-enact scenes from ' The Human Centipede ' sexually

g. He leave's d*ck's house, drives over to Lindsey's Chateau and has mad, passionate, dangerous and UNPROTECTED sex with her, promising her he can " keep her from diking in jail, baby. "

h. Goes to the local drive-thru liquor store and scores a couple of 40s, popping in his favorite street mix CD of ripped of Tupac hits

i. Goes back to the house, wasted and bloody. Looks outside and sees the dents that have bits of human flesh and hair on them, not remembering what the f*ck went on. Goes over to his list of BitTorrent Users and notes one name over and over again : IPeeFreelyinCOCsMouth@yomama.net

j. Falls asleep on the couch, with a bloody dildo stuck 2/3rds up his pimply, hairy ass



I hope this asshat slips on the soap and cracks his f*cking neck. One less mouthbreather in the world to drag his ass on the ground as he walks.

Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:57:04 AM

Lindsey, I hope you love Baby Ruths ... cause those things they are going to feed you in your jailcell, while your asleep ...

They ain't even a Clark bar. But they do have nuts. Some peas. Some carrots. And corn, which doesn't digest.
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:58:37 AM

damn max you usually post a lot but ... damn. lol.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:59:07 AM

Lindsey, if a guy comes up to you in the yard and says his name is Buffalo Bob, that he likes to dress up in your skin, wear gaudy lipstick and c*m dried, blond wigs ...


Don't run.


That's your congical visit.


" She puts the lotion on her skin,
or else she gets the hose again. "


And he doesn't mean a GARDEN hose.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 1:01:00 AM

@encore

What can I say ?

The voices in my head hate this b!tch.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 1:02:29 AM

Lindsey, getcha a black girlfriend and re-enact scenes from Stir Crazy .... or Silver Streak, doesn't matter ... you don't mind wearing burnt cork and doing blackface in front of the sistas, do ya ?
Affliction writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 1:10:13 AM

Affliction still smash Lindsay. f*cking whore gave me crabs. Thanks Ranger. Encore, Trailer, Johnny.....
Man in Black writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 2:09:08 AM

this bitch is 23 and could pass for 53 ... f*ck i have never seen so many miles of bad road
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 2:18:46 AM

Max-lol, but it's Buffalo Bill, however i dunno if you meant Bob or not though ...
Projekt SHIN writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 3:21:05 AM

damaged goods...

just a fine example of how stupid and low girls can get... i swear.. once they hit a certain age.. their stupidity goes on and on until they are at least... 30
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 3:45:24 AM

@Max - lol. Thx. for taking the weight off my shoulders Bro!

Nice work!
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 3:58:11 AM

@Projekt - it doesn't even come close to stopping when they hit 30 my friend!
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:00:33 AM

"photos of Lohan partying on a boat" who's boat race was she partying on ?? dirty bitch
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:04:12 AM

Love the pic you guys have used , looks like someone has been sitting on her boat race for week and they didn't let her up for air !!!
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:35:20 AM

Lindsay after partying a week in France:

http://tinyurl.com/LindsayInCanne

Wow!
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:48:21 AM

Ranger-nice!
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:52:58 AM

Ranger is that the picture megan was pissed about !! lol
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:55:46 AM

Did she die just after that picture was taken ? because i'm sure her insides are falling out ....
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:56:09 AM

lol...

Poor Lindsay is looking worn out!

http://tinyurl.com/LohanRoughTimeInFrance
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:58:34 AM

Ranger-that ain't nothing to what i've got prepared for her!
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 4:59:21 AM

worn out or beat up !! lol
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:01:20 AM

@encore - agreed.

@trailer - yes... lol.
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:07:10 AM

LOL!
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:08:06 AM

She could rent those out as mud flaps on a semi!
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:10:20 AM

LOL !!

Or Steven seagal could use them as a Harim !!
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:11:25 AM

Looks like he already did.
Ranger writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:19:29 AM

Looks like the meat Rocky beat up in the first movie!
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:20:05 AM

just checked my lunch !! It's Corned beef !!

Never again..... lol
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:23:25 AM

what makes you think that ISN'T Lohan ... well i guess the part about it not being blue and waffley gave it away huh ....
encoreyourface writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:25:52 AM

here is a great explanation of blue waffle, and if you apply the explanation to Lohan ...

"Blue Waffle is a vaginal disease and the term should not be confused with the quick drying towels that are used to dry and wipe cars and other vehicles. The disease causes a very dirty condition of vagina of females and a continuous smelly discharge flows from the vagina. The whole vaginal part becomes torn and cracking of skin appears in the area surrounding the vagina. The disease spreads to the anus also and causes a painful sensation in the body. The inflammation of the vagina also occurs making it very painful and unbearable for the affected woman. The disease is mainly seen in prostitutes and whores who indulge in excessive sexual activities. Unsafe sex, use of sex toys and prostitution are the major causes of this disease. In medical terms, Blue Waffle disease is defined as battered or infected lady cake of blue or green coloring, often brought about by extreme damage to the female vagina with penis or device of similar nature "
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:33:33 AM

ranger - thats the raw meat for all the people who go and see The Expendables LOL
trailertrash writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 5:34:18 AM

@encore - LOL !!!
Orias writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 10:43:58 AM

Why are you all wishing her dead, that is so mean! Besides, we need a cracked out whore like her to re-enact the scene at the End of Requiem for a Dream!
DeVries writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:08:31 PM

f*cking c*nt will you f*cking die for the peace of my mind? Nobody wants to steal your f*cking passport, you lost it in your huge dirty vagina you whore.
Ranger writes:
on May 22nd, 2010 at 12:35:06 AM

lol.

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