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Woody Allen Wants President Obama to Become a Dictator

Posted: May 20th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Director Woody Allen is a huge fan of President Barack Obama and believes that America is in better shape now that he is in office. Allen, however, never mentions what specifically he likes about Obama.

Now in an interview with Spanish language newspaper La Vanguardia, Allen said that Obama would be able to get even more things done if only there wasn't so many opposing views getting in his way.

"I am pleased with Obama. I think he's brilliant. The Republican Party should get out of his way and stop trying to hurt him," explained Allen, adding that he knows how to fix this problem. "It would be good if he could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly."

Now that healthcare, terrorism, economy, racism and global warming have all been fixed in the US, imagine what Obama could do if he was a Dictator. One can only dream.

Source: LA Times


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generalmac writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 9:23:09 PM

thats funny, bad economy, racism and global warming, when did that go away. Also, I believe Bush stopped terrorism in the U.S. by creating the Department of Homeland Security. (which I work for so watch what you say)
hunter207 writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 9:34:43 PM

yea not at all a fan of Obama... so woody, shove it!!
JRprime writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 9:38:50 PM

yeah, definitely agree with generalmac. since when have any of those been fixed? i'm not criticizing the writer of the article, i just dont want people thinking obama's a big shot like everyone makes him out to be.
crimsonshaft writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 9:54:52 PM

someone who works for homeland security can't detect a bit of sarcasm. Better be careful on those wiretaps I guess.
Blank x2 writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 9:56:07 PM

"Now that healthcare, terrorism, economy, racism and global warming have all been fixed in the US, imagine what Obama could do if he was a Dictator. One can only dream."

Best line in WP history.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 10:21:02 PM

"I am pleased with Obama. I think he's brilliant. The Republican Party should get out of his way and stop trying to hurt him," explained Allen, adding that he knows how to fix this problem. "It would be good if he could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly."

So, Woody ... how about another Holocaust, while we're at it, zipperhead. The last time Jews lived under a dictator, you'd be in a mass grave, after being exposed to mustard gas or cyanide, you f*ck.

Go f*ck Soon Ye, write your diatribe of New York nebbish movies and shut the f*ck up.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 10:22:21 PM

Woody Allen : Great director, lousy schmegenta
Ranger writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 10:36:07 PM

"Woody Allen Wants President Obama to Become a Dictator"

Well Woody... I want you to stop boning your step-daughter in the ass.

Guess we can't have everything.
MoneyHayabusa writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 11:20:47 PM

@generalmac- you guys can probably get rid of green and yellow off the terror alert cuz I don't think we'll ever be that safe again.

The government is designed to not get sh*t done. Nobody will ever change that.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 11:23:04 PM

WP ... newsflash!

Woody Allen wants to follow the footsteps of Charlie Chaplin and star in a movie about George W Bush ... called " The d*ck ".
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 11:24:34 PM

@generalmac

Yeah... what the f*ck with the color alerts ? I'm f*ckin' color blind and was freakin' for weeks cause all I saw were shades of f*ckin' grey!
Kindlegolas writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 11:26:54 PM

What has Obama done besides spend more than any other president in history? What has he done besides bow down to a king?

f*ck you Woody Allen, and f*ck You OBAMA
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on May 19th, 2010 at 11:54:38 PM

Hey, Woody ....

I bet you'll baste real well, you pasty bastard.

When you're in that concentration camp, just remember what you were quoted in saying, you schlep ...

and I'll walk outside right on by sayin' " Nice knowing ya, ya hack! "
Aingx writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:15:00 AM

Leave it to a old Jewish guy to want a more socialist government....

Money-hungry bastard.
ProfMovies writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:20:14 AM

Woody is apparently senile.

I had high hopes for Obama, even though as a Chicago politician he was a member of one of the most corrupt systems this nation has ever seen; I still trusted he would try to do better by us.

Now, I can only look forward to him being a one-term president!

I just hope this time the public won't be fooled by Oprah's store-bought influence.

And, to Woody:
I used to love your movies, but, except for a few rare exceptions like "Matchpoint", you haven't had a decent film in decades!
skatemaster62 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:28:28 AM

obama is a joke!!! hes been in office almost 2 years and hasnt done sh*t except try to pass his f*cking healthcare reform.....even the democrates are starting to re-think his views....do not take this as racism...hes just an idiot and doesnt know what the f*ck he is doing....and everyone thought bush was bad? economy is still in sh*t( witch i believe was part of his campain promises was to end this economic downfall).....woody you stupid f*ck go shove a donky up your ass....byatch
mjbodnarek@gmail.com writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:28:42 AM

Holy crap. Is it just me or is EVERY ONE commenting on this article extremely right? Jeez, why do people have to be so ignorant? Why does the majority of America think that all their problems are going to go away in 2 or 4 years? Why are so many Americans so stupid? George W. Bush screwed up the country for 8 years and it's not just going to heal in an instant. Oh and while were at it, lets beat racism by telling Woody Allen to shut his zipper head and jump into an oven. YOU GUYS ARE IGNORANT POLITICALLY INCORRECT f*ckS
skatemaster62 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:33:38 AM

hey woody...just remember what obama said about the ritch "there comes a point when youve made enough money".....jackass
skatemaster62 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:48:23 AM

@mjbodnarek
read the article man most people are commenting on the fact that they say "Now that healthcare, terrorism, economy, racism and global warming have all been fixed in the US, imagine what Obama could do if he was a Dictator. One can only dream". none of this is accurate...healthcare is a joke(and i for one thinks it goes against my civil rights to or not buy a healthcare plan, and dam sure dont think i should be fined if i chose not too) terrorism (well that was someone elses doing), economy? shambles(i know i lost my job because of it), imigration lol dont make me laugh cause again another joke, i mean seriously he hired Janet Napalitano(former govener hitler as we call her, cant spell her last name) she hasnt done sh*t!!!! either as gov. or as secretary of defense, she should have gotten that guy that got on the plane with a bomb when is own f*cking!! father called him in....i mean seriously was she asleep and the wheel that day? or what? so yeah not many people are happy with obama right now, and another think on the imigration issue less than 25% of the COUNTRY agree with how he's handling it
skatemaster62 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:50:41 AM

and i for one thinks it goes against my civil rights to or not buy a healthcare plan

what i mean is it goes against my rights as an american to say you HAVE to get healthcare or were gonna fine you a large sum of money....that is bullsh*t and socialist
encoreyourface writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 1:05:44 AM

f*cking tard Woody, you really must ride the short bus ...


"Now that healthcare, terrorism, economy, racism and global warming have all been fixed in the US, imagine what Obama could do if he was a Dictator. One can only dream."

lol! i love this guy ...
supaflywill writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 1:06:00 AM

all prime ministers and presidents are tossers .....same old sh*t
Jerry Garcia87 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 1:27:32 AM

Yeah definitely don't like Obama, and this has to be the dumbest thing I've heard in awhile
Planetastudios writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 1:55:36 AM

Dictator? wow Hollywood has lost it.
FBO writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 2:30:39 AM

Obama is half retarded, where as Biden is three quarters retarded. Obama care is going to bankrupt the country. The government can't even run medicare, medicade, social security or the VA hospital right... why the hell would anyone think they could run a full fledge heathcare system right? When was the last time a congressman waited in line at the post office or at the DMV?

@Ranger - You're canadian right? How do you feel about socialized and/or privitized health care?
trailertrash writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 3:01:50 AM

Never trust a man who will take naked photo's of his partners adopted child, then marry her and have a child !! Just a little rule i like to live by ...
trailertrash writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 3:06:47 AM

This is woody son's own words:

"He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent...

LOL
encoreyourface writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 4:40:39 AM

FBO-Ranger is not Canadian. pretty sure he's American ...
johnny_boy writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 5:05:25 AM

When it really comes down to it, it doesn't matter who's president or dictating America. It seems to be f*cked to the point of no return. Not to mention when china wants their money back but the US can't pay them, it's a "dishonor" so we got another war with the chinks, which in this one we ain't the bully, it's all fair game
rabid writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 8:11:06 AM

Obama's a decent guy. Woody Allen is a senile loser.
RoorToken writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 8:48:33 AM

It's funny, because hardcore right-wing Christians talk about Obama being the 'anti-christ.' I think if Obama wanted to sit down and drink a few beers with me and talk sports, he and I would get along just fine. But, if we started talking about his policies and need for 'change,' it wouldnt be eye-to-eye...
DeVries writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 10:27:49 AM

And I love smegma.
warlord writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 10:47:57 AM

i thought he already was
Orias writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 11:56:11 AM

I am from the Chicagoland area and have to live with the idiotic cool-aid drinkers who love Obama because they are told to by the media and local preachers. The Cool-aid is a reference to Jim Jones in Guyana committing mass suicide and not to them being black (because they come in all colors up here).

Anyway, f*ck you Woody Allen, you schmuch! Let's see if you are still a fan of his when/if Israel get's wiped off the face of the Earth because Iran got the bomb and Obama didn't left a finger to stop it. Woody is a traitor to the United States for wishing a dictatorship on us and a traitor to his people as Obama is the worst thing to come along for them since the Nazi's were defeated in WW2!

If he keeps this up publically trying to influence people to try and convince Obama to even consider this then he should be charged with sedition and hung from a telephone pole!
gotsghostrider writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 12:31:04 PM

@generalmac how many hours do u work a day?
grizzle writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 2:53:45 PM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm mostly encouraged by the response to this article.

I do need to say that I believe WP was being SARCASTIC at the end of their story, everyone. I don't think anyone in America thinks any of the things on that list are fixed (will racism EVER be fixed? there's a big question...)

As for the one Obama supporter on here, I just want to say that the ignorance of Obama supporters far exceeds those of the non. Bush screwed up the country? Do you know what Bush did? He expanded the size of the federal government and of the president. He decreased the influence of the constitution in the way the nation was run. He spent a ton of money. You Obama supporters got a BUSH 2.0 by electing a socialist who thinks we should spend MORE money and be taxed MORE, rather than less. If you really hated Bush, you'd have elected a conservative. As for bowing down to the Muslims, we'll see how long it is before we have another terrorist attack on US soil and decide if that was an effective form of diplomacy.

The comments people are making about Woody Allen's heritage and the irony of the thing is that the last time there was a socialist dictator who took away people's guns...it was Hitler. So let's keep an eye out for the 2nd Amendment (which I personally believe is one of the reasons our country is the safest on earth...the guaranteed right to bear arms).

That is all!
Orias writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 3:19:26 PM

The ONLY thing cool about Obama is that I hear he is a big fan of the Conan The Barbarian comic books and collects them.
MoneyHayabusa writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 3:22:30 PM

"Anyway, f*ck you Woody Allen, you schmuch! Let's see if you are still a fan of his when/if Israel get's wiped off the face of the Earth because Iran got the bomb and Obama didn't left a finger to stop it. Woody is a traitor to the United States for wishing a dictatorship on us and a traitor to his people as Obama is the worst thing to come along for them since the Nazi's were defeated in WW2!"

Oh Jesus Christ. Israel is the biggest threat to itself with how horrendously they treat the Palestinians. The US invaded Iraq... FOR NO REASON. THERE IS STILL NO REASON... Except of course the richest oil fields left on earth. Iran with a nuke is not a physical threat of destruction but a rebalancing of global power, and thats why sanctions (which will do tremendous harm to the Iranian people) are soon going to be levied on them.

Oh and the Nazis weren't defeated. The American military smuggled out their scientists and technologies. We have the Nazis to thank for our current technological prowess. Even the nukes dropped on Japan were probably german in origin.

I once thought Obama was great, and now not so much. But I am sometimes astonished with the ignorance that some of you rant on with, parroting f*ckin conservative fear mongers. In order for things to change, you do actually need to THINK and collect some facts for yourselves from more than one source.
darkraven28 writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 4:03:08 PM

You know, given that this comment comes from a man who decided to break up his marriage by sleeping with his adopted step-daughter, I'm going to call bullsh*t on it. Who the f*ck cares what Woody Allen says? Just like I wouldn't want to hear about Roman Polanski's views on anything (certainly not his views on the legal system OR his views on young girls since they're kind of skewed).
grizzle writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 5:09:31 PM

Hey Money, couldn't agree more on the plurality of sources. Why don't you check out what Obama's been doing in collaboration with the Palestinians to deprive Israelis of their rights, or check out one of the several hundred (by now) stories about cowardly bus bombings carried out on the Israelis? They're the biggest danger to themselves? Are you kidding me? If you want to talk about treating people horrendously, look up the amount of Palestinian-Israeli terrorist/violent attacks (on innocent citizens going from A to B) and then find the amount of similar Israeli-Palestinian attacks.

How about Iran openly saying it wants to destroy Israel? That's more than a "rebalancing" (redistribution? rebalancing isn't a word...) of global power.

I'm also not much of a "f*ckin' fear monger". I am frightened by things that are frightening, and I think that's normal. It is a little scary that we could be flying the flag of the ol' hammer and sickle over this once free nation. And it's scary that we have a president who is bowing to leaders of a religion whose most faithful followers have taken countless lives including 3,000 innocent ones on our own soil less than one decade ago. And the scariest thing of all to me is people who forget about all that while their mind is filled with the empty rhetoric of "hope and change."
Scrooge McDuck writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 6:24:06 PM

How are you guys not picking up Alex's sarcasm?
HideousSecretion writes:
on May 20th, 2010 at 6:44:09 PM

So funny coming from a jew. Yeah, Woody let's have Obama join the pantheon of dictators just like Hitler and Stalin. They never did anything to jews.
Orias writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:49:09 PM

"once thought Obama was great, and now not so much. But I am sometimes astonished with the ignorance that some of you rant on with, parroting f*ckin conservative fear mongers."

You sir are a f*cking moron, please erase yourself from this world. Robert J. Oppenheimer headed the Manhattan Project started in August of 1943 BEFORE the German surrender in WW2 .The Nazi's had a parallel project at the same time but our scientists beat them to the punch. You disgrace this site with your ignorance, go get a book, here's $2-get a clue! As for Saddam Hussein we negotiated a treaty which he broke, when you break a treaty you are at war again. He withheld weapons of mass destruction which he did not get rid of until his Son in laws (Hussein Kamel al-Majid and Saddam Kamel al-Majid defected to Jordan in 1995 and spilled the beans on the hidden WMDís (which he killed him for back in 1996). He was also to get rid of any surface to surface missile with a range of over 93 miles which he did not do, instead he started to modify SA-2 'Guideline' SAM missiles and anti-ship Chinese CSS-C2 Silkworm missiles to be ballistic missiles with ranges of 120 to 150 miles. He fired on coalition planes enforcing the agreed upon no fly zones, he raided Kuwait several times sending SF over the border to steal back military equipment we captured after the Gulf War. periodically he amassed several armored divisions on the border of Kuwait and Saudi Arabia threatening them, he was just not trust worthy and broke almost every single promise he made, from importing illegally military equipment thus breaking sanctions to making backdoor illegal deals with other nations included your high handed hypocritical European nations to take part in secret schemes to use the sanctions to illegally trade oil and re sell humanitarian food for profit of his inner clique. I hate stupidity; I also argue with religious right but especially hate the liberal kind because it comes with haughtiness like they know what they are talking about but they NEVER DO! And Iraq is NOT the country with the most oil, Saudi Arabia is and it would have been far easier to take over having a much smaller and weaker military than Iraq did with a smaller and lazier population centered in a few urban areas. Iraq has 115 bbl or reserves to Saudi Arabiaís 267 billion barrels. So nothing just about nothing you said was factual other than the German Scientists we brought back to the US so that the Soviet Union would not get them first. I will concede that there were some dumb allegations going around at the time of 2002 that Saddam was working with bin laden that were not true and in some of the cases intelligence was wrong or the cases stretched to get public support but strictly speaking he broke far too many of the treaty agreements that legally they didnít have to dig up that dirt and other bullsh*t to make a case for taking him out, he took himself out with his own stupidity.
Orias writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 12:51:57 PM

"Oh and the Nazis weren't defeated" Really you f*&ing moron? So my Grandpa is still apparently fighting the Battle of The Bulge for the past 60 years and Hitler is still alive?
Scrooge McDuck writes:
on May 21st, 2010 at 11:27:42 PM

Orias stfu
encoreyourface writes:
on May 22nd, 2010 at 5:12:35 AM

"Oh and the Nazis weren't defeated. The American military smuggled out their scientists and technologies. We have the Nazis to thank for our current technological prowess. Even the nukes dropped on Japan were probably german in origin."

hey captain f*cktard, just becuase one smuggles another's technology, does not mean that the others where not defeated, we just whooped their ass and took what wanted.

and if you really think that the nukes where German origin besides the fact that Einstein was German and helped the theory, you are a moron.

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