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Scarlett Johansson's Awesome "Iron Man 2" Poster

Posted: March 31st, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Today we have a WonderCon poster for the "Iron Man" sequel, featuring a shot of a big-breasted Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Check it out below.

Plot: The world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. Under pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military, Tony is unwilling to divulge the secrets behind the Iron Man armor because he fears the information will slip into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James "Rhodey" Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, Tony forges new alliances and confronts powerful new forces.

The new movie is once again directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man) and is scheduled to hit conventional and IMAX theaters on May 7th.

Poster: (click to enlarge)


Click here to read more about "Iron Man 2."

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AYT BALL writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:10:45 AM

Better!! but doesnt look like her anymore, little too much airbrushing
CCBlev writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:16:14 AM

Why do I hav a feeling the I will soon buy this poster and poke a holw where the mouth is and be inserting my penis many times!! Just a hunch.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:29:59 AM

Please help me here, what is it that guys like, I'm a guy and I just don't find her attractive.
AYT BALL writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:34:28 AM

lol should have gone to spec savers!
BDeck writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:47:06 AM

ryan renolds is one luck sob.

i would treat her like i do with cocs mom on thursday nights, dirty nasty things
Rush66 writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:47:30 AM

If it wasn't for the title of this article, I would have never known this was for Iron Man 2 because my eyes can't stay away from Johansson... Damn, she's hot!!
bale01289 writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:28:23 AM

Man, I never realised how hard it is to whack it and type at the same time!
skatemaster62 writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:13:34 AM

Hawt!!!
LastActionHero writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:16:37 AM

@ Dave - If you have to ask, then I think what you are looking for is a penis to put in your mouth.
trailertrash writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:23:32 AM

NICE !!!

@ccblev

I always been told you've got to follow your hunches...

@dave

she is hot , but beauty is in the eye of the beholder !!! thats pretty much all i've got mate....



Blade12322 writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:25:30 AM

so what exactly IS "coc"?
not "c*ck", "coc"
i see it in posts but idk where it started
Wallace writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:40:05 AM

I can already hear her say "Not again!" after the big-breasted The Island poster.
trailertrash writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:42:09 AM

@blade

coc will turn up on here at some point talking a load of sh*t , he's like an unflushable turd !!!
Ronsauce writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:42:56 AM

@Dave: Ditto man. Not only do I not find her celebrity-hot, I don't even find her normal person-hot. Also, I'm hoping the addition of her character to Iron Man 2 doesn't wind up being a huge f*cking mistake.
CCBlev writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:08:45 AM

@Trailer
Well I'm following my hunch on this one, I hope Vindy doesnt follow me though.
@Blade
Coc stands for " Choke on c*ck!"
Bill The Butcher Cutting writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:34:14 AM

Now thats a better poster hot as f*ck, ryan reynolds you lucky bastard
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:42:03 AM

@ron- I knw what you mean, she is a nice looking girl but I just hope she does'nt try to act to sexy.

@trailer- Your right on that one the girl I find most attractive, no one will probably like lol.

@lastactionhero- I am going going to take offence from that as I knw you are joking, but I will say this don't get me confused with COC,Vin and all the rest, she is a nice looking girl she just does'nt rock my boat.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:45:26 AM

@lastactionhero- I am going to take= I am not going to take

Man have I got to stop grooming while writing on this site.
trailertrash writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 10:50:12 AM

@dave

And that girl is ??????
Stuntastic writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 11:06:30 AM

@AYT Ball: I bet them titties ain't airbrushed. LAWD have mercy
The5thBeatle5 writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 11:14:34 AM

i want it....and the poster too.
rocketman writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 11:27:56 AM

I clicked on this thinking 'Awesome' meant 'naked',wants a refund(hyperthetically obviously)
Dark writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 12:04:05 PM

This movie will kick some serious ass
AYT BALL writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 12:18:01 PM

@Stuntastic haha maybe not the size, just the texture! lol
lost_addict writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 12:27:18 PM

I want to f*ck her in the ass
BigTate writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 12:27:38 PM

Yum, yum, yum! That's one fine looking cartoon character.
Hunh?

It's supposed to be Scarlet?? Nah... way too fake.
Salvador writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 1:00:31 PM

Hot!
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 1:17:23 PM

I wouldn't mind being stitched behind her in the human centipede.
warlord writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 1:32:36 PM

i can take it of leve it
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 2:01:16 PM

Well, that Human Centipede isn't for everyone.
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 2:01:52 PM

Really... it's only for sh*t-eaters like COC, JohnG, VinDandy and others.
rocketman writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 2:22:43 PM

Hold on gents and prepare to gaze on pure awesome,another new Expendables trailer
http://networkedblogs.com/1Tsn9
AYT BALL writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 2:28:18 PM

f*ck me! just wet myself! lol
rocketman writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 2:37:38 PM

Never thought i would see all 3 on screen at once.
Kurskij writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 3:22:18 PM

Digitally enhanced tits RULE. The world.

@Blade

There is a thing that calls itself DOC. It has an avatar made from a poster of MIB where Will Smith sits in the egg-chair holding a gun and looking cool as f*ck.

Due to its incredible, superhuman f*ckedupinthehead-ness people here call him simple COC. Not an insult, really, the dude is an insult to himself and evolution in general.

I think, he'll show up soon talking sh*t to get virtually raped and diminished once again (I think it'll be smth lik 50th anniversary) to come back later AGAIN telling that he owned everyone and is the only man in the room. Then he'll get raped again.

Basically, that's the story.
Lowryder writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 3:57:52 PM

this is my new wallpaper
D.O.C. writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 4:50:29 PM

@ranger - You seriously love stalking me. First you stalk my page for 5 months straight. Do you wake up and think about me?

@Kurskij - You wrote an entire novel sucking rangers d*ck. You and encore are funny. You get on this site where no one cares about you or your little 3rd grade comments. So what do you do? You try to fit in where ever you can. You're the worst type of follower. You're the one everyone ignores. I bet your a middle child. I bet your parents are also cousins. First you tried following Peterparker. Then he left. So now you choose to ass munch off of rangers comments. You're the oldest person on the site trying to fit in. I bet you stalk my page as well. I'm expecting your next comment to be about my mother, being gay, stupid, or retarded. How original.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 4:54:03 PM

@ccblev - Did you make that up or did ranger tell you to say that? I wonder if you can go a day without gaggling rangers kids (c*ckwaste).
D.O.C. writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 4:56:46 PM

@bdesk- "i would treat her like i do with cocs mom on thursday nights, dirty nasty things"

Now you know your grandmother does not allow you to have sex in the basement.

encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:00:34 PM

damn she has some nice tits.

and @COC you still have no idea what you're typing. you've barely been on here for three months if that, so where the f*ck are getting 5 months? and i still find it hard to beleive that you call us unoriginal. you're the one who has never says anything but the same sh*t over and over.

i can pretty much predict your response:

you'll say how i'm always sucking Ranger's d*ck, i'm not funny at all, i'm a follower, and probably something on me being a stalker or a fag.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:02:37 PM

"Now you know your grandmother does not allow you to have sex in the basement"

come on COC you're not even trying, we know you can type WAY more retarded come backs then that ...
Kurskij writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:07:50 PM

Dear DOC,

I'm glad and honored that I've made you laugh. ]

Now, let's get back to your goats:

What's up with the stalking thing? It is you who cared to find, read and answer to my words, no? Or you just feel better for yourself thinking that every single person on this site, or, to hell with it, the internet, is stalking you?

BTW, my little retarded friend, I've never made a comment regarding your or anyones mother.

A bit of trivia: In my country it's considered rude and one can get killed for that.


I seriously have NO idea why you think my next comment will be about your mother "being gay, stupid or retarded" (that's how you wrote that, my boy), but... just not to disappoint you so you wouldn't cry and suck some sorry d*ck:

DOC, your mother is gay, stupid or retarded. Don't feel bad about it, that's life, I guess.

Now, if you care to answer, try something new.
Sucking cold c*cks did no good to your brain.

BTW, Blade, ^^^^that's DOC the COC in all his glory.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:18:11 PM

kursk-COC's a sh*t flinger, you would have to have an IQ as low as his (like Vin) to understand his monkey-like way of reasoning.


who's up for some CHOCOSLTE MILK?lol
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:18:48 PM

sorry, CHOCOLATE MILK
Kurskij writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:28:52 PM

@encore

Nah, trying to understand him would be a mental suicide.

I'm just in the mood to kill a bit of his brain cells (or whatever is left in the little c*ck basket he calls his head).
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:33:18 PM

just as well, only thought in his head is his name .... COC. and youtube links, can't forget the youtube links ...
johnthemon writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 5:51:06 PM

she alone is reason to see this movie...@Dave to each his own. I personally think Megan Fox is "meh"
triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:05:41 PM

Im gonna take DOCs side... I dont like him... I think hes a f*cking human paraquat.. but you guys are f*cking ridiculous..

Like its not really that funny.. it never f*cking was.. you fools are absolutely and totally unoriginal... constantly referencing EVERY SINGLE article with "coc, vin12, dandy, vindandy" i mean... I used to be interested in what most of you had to say... it was an informative extension to the article to read a lot of your guys input on the news... but now all we see is everybody making cheap loser f*ckin jokes about 3 or 4 people they think are parasites and yet keep them infamous around here by never letting the horse f*cking die... Whats the relevance.. its not funny.. i mean i feel the same way they're parasites.. but a joke should be funny no? "UH HUHH HUHH COCS MOMS DEAD" You know how many times I've read that... in EVERY article for the last 3 months.. You know it speaks volumes as to who is actually a f*cking parasite.. whos actually a f*cking moron... the guy that wont let it alone.. I can understand in a disagreement or a d*ck measuring contest there can be words thrown back and forth and it can be hilarious but to just constantly use every single article as your cheap pathetic method of getting your cheap pathetic unfunny and totally irrelevant insults across is far more parasidic than any of these guys have been...

I want to read about f*ckING MOVIE NEWS and what you f*cks have to say about it... Give it up with the coc bullsh*t already who f*cking cares... just some random teenager that you guys have let consume your time on this website... Its childish and really f*cking lame so unless you've got something funnier to say than "COCS A LUZER.. I f*ckED HIS MOM" Shut the f*ck up already lets keep this civilized and smart and logical and about the movies mother f*ckers.. and gary coleman of course.
xCaptainAmerica_ writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:33:17 PM

hey triggax, f*ck YOU
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:40:33 PM

triggax-he's not consuming us, we just like making fun of him. i mean, when you have access to a pinata, are you just going to let it sit there? no, you beat the crap out of it! i admit COC is getting very stale, but every time he posts it gives me laughs. he is just the punchline of an on-going joke.

and if you can't see through the jokes, you must be blind or stupid. there are tons of posts with nothing to do with COC. look at this article even,up until @Blade brought it up nobody even mentioned COC or Vin. sure we like to fill it up with a bit of comedy, however it doesn't always have something to do with COC or Vin or whoever.
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:41:50 PM

COC's mom is dead... but still a skanky whore!
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:43:19 PM

Ranger-lol, did you even read Triggax's post?
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:47:36 PM

@trig - like us... thx. for expressing your thoughts.

We don't draw 'first blood.' Yet if it appears we do... to those we direct such comments, they drew first blood sometime back... but they should learn a lesson their idiot, over-indulging dad didn't teach them is that if you pick a fight, you may not be the one to decide when it's over.

I'll continue to pick on said 'parasites' on here, despite your objections... as this is a free, public forum.

If you don't like it, that's tough really (isn't it?), you can do what the other whiners on here may have to do: ignore, scroll past, join in (either side, I don't care which), stay silent, or just leave this site (unless someone has a gun to your head keeping you here). There are PLENTY of entertainment-related site on the 'Net.

Again, nice you've expressed your thoughts. Even nicer I've taken the time to respond to it. But unless you're a moderator, you say will stay just say.

Have a pleasant afternoon... go have a Kokanee.
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:48:34 PM

@encore - yep.

And VinDandy is a sh*t-eating, rump-roasting, pillow-biter.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:52:32 PM

"I'll continue to pick on said 'parasites' on here, despite your objections... as this is a free, public forum."

i agree to that. Triggax and others bothered with our humor seem to be compelled to throw it at us. they can ignore if they don't like it so much, but they just can't.
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:52:50 PM

"gaggling rangers kids" --- first, dead mother retard - gaggling?!?! WTF?!

You're a priceless dipsh*t!

First I'm 'drinking Jeff's kids' - now someone is 'gaggling' mine. LOL!!!

Wow... I'll suspect God snuffed your idiot mom to stop her from spawning!

Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:54:59 PM

Well... good Trig expressed himself like we do on here. It's an equal-opportunity gripe session. He doesn't like our comments to the fight-pickers... and we don't like the goofs we pick on. The balance of nature is in place... the Universe continues for another day.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:55:13 PM

LOL!!!
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:56:12 PM

Re: Johansson's ass = centipede me up!
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:56:24 PM

that was to your latest post about COC and his gaggling ... which was hilarious.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 6:57:03 PM

Ranger-i would PAY to sow my face to her ass!
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:04:53 PM

Yeah 'gaggling'?! Seriously... WTF?!?!?!

COC's sh*t has to be smarter than him... it just HAS TO be!!!
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:05:54 PM

i thought he WAS sh*t!
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:34:34 PM

@Dave - you're all for blonds or redheads then? I prefer brunettes... a best friend of mine likes blonds.

Female is still a must (body heat optional).

Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:35:46 PM

@trig - 'but you guys are f*cking ridiculous..'

NO argument here.
trailertrash writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:36:59 PM

his sh*t has more of a use on this earth than he does....

@trig

if you dont like it skip by it, as encore and ranger have said these guys started the fight and with the sh*t they all come out with they deserve all they get and more.. they are all bunch of f*ck wits....

I love talking about movies and do so alot on here , but sometimes those f*cking parasites ruin that with all their bull sh*t , i for one wont let that lie...
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:37:33 PM

"Female is still a must (body heat optional)."

best.pick-up line.ever.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:39:02 PM

"his sh*t has more of a use on this earth than he does...."

"love talking about movies and do so alot on here , but sometimes those f*cking parasites ruin that with all their bull sh*t , i for one wont let that lie..."

no arguments on both accounts.
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:43:16 PM

Great pick-up line, t-shirt or bumper sticker!

encoreyourface writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 7:57:59 PM

H3Ll's Y3aH!
The Ripper writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 8:15:04 PM

"I want one"
triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:17:09 PM

What the f*ck... Ranger, Encore, Of all the god damn people on here you think that your f*cking sense of humor bothers me? I have the most mutated disgusting sense of humor out there.. what the f*ck do you take me for? I love reading your guys posts.. hilarious for the most part.. I figured what I was saying was reasonable.. For something to be funny it should be well oxygenated and fresh... timing is also key... what im trying to get across isn't that I give a sh*t that you guys are writing this stuff, or that it bothers me to have to read it.. what the f*ck do i care.. Im just saying man.. the jokes are stale and f*cking lame.. im not laughing anymore because its just not funny anymore.. not because im some sensitive little bitch.. like I f*cking care... And no Ranger, I don't think ill leave... and I resent that coming from you.. Ill stick around for a while and hopefully we can get back to the real funny issues like black infantile aids, or gary coleman.. or both... Not this DOC stuff and Vin.. please i was there when they both started pissing around.. ofcourse i know they fired first man.. im not f*cking retarded the fact that i frequent this site pretty much means that I would know all about it.. Yeah im not goin on about what you guys say to these people i dont f*cking care.. like if one of them is there to correspond well than more power to you, i would most likely join in on it....

triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:19:12 PM

What the f*ck... Ranger, Encore, Of all the god damn people on here you think that your f*cking sense of humor bothers me? I have the most mutated disgusting sense of humor out there.. what the f*ck do you take me for? I love reading your guys posts.. hilarious for the most part.. I figured what I was saying was reasonable.. For something to be funny it should be well oxygenated and fresh... timing is also key... what im trying to get across isn't that I give a sh*t that you guys are writing this stuff, or that it bothers me to have to read it.. what the f*ck do i care.. Im just saying man.. the jokes are stale and f*cking lame.. im not laughing anymore because its just not funny anymore.. not because im some sensitive little bitch.. like I f*cking care... And no Ranger, I don't think ill leave... and I resent that coming from you.. Ill stick around for a while and hopefully we can get back to the real funny issues like black infantile aids, or gary coleman.. or both... Not this DOC stuff and Vin.. please i was there when they both started pissing around.. ofcourse i know they fired first man.. im not f*cking retarded the fact that i frequent this site pretty much means that I would know all about it.. Yeah im not goin on about what you guys say to these people i dont f*cking care.. like if one of them is there to correspond well than more power to you, i would most likely join in on it....

Anyways.. drop the defenses a little bit take a f*cking chill people... If im talking to or about anyone specifically next time ill let you know.. otherwise... f*ck off.. chill out... I just think you guys need new material... and Captain America.. f*ck your mother you f*cking faggot... I hope both your parents get colon cancer and slowly die a painful death..
triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:28:02 PM

Upon further reading I actually resent f*cking everything you *ssholes said...

Christ all mighty...

I thought we were internet friends.. f*ckers

Encore.......... "i agree to that. Triggax and others bothered with our humor seem to be compelled to throw it at us. they can ignore if they don't like it so much, but they just can't"

What the f*ck are you even talking about encore... Triggax and others? Like im the leader of the revolt against your humor? What the hell are you f*cking talking about..?

GOD f*ckING DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:29:58 PM

@trig - good post.

Suggesting you leave was an option... I certainly wouldn't want to see that. I too enjoy your posts (harder to get my meaning with the written word... you would have gotten my meaning instantly if you heard it spoken). So no need to resent anything when offense wasn't intended... only options given.

And the staleness of the VinCOC jokes is what is the funniest part (to me).

Mother jokes + dead mother jokes = aces in my book!

I don't need to chill - that's how you're reading my words. And I know well of your sense of humor my friend: 'Rape, rape, rape... in my belly rape!' (yeah... still chuckle when I think of such posts).

I only wish you'd post more often... like you did in the Mink days. That and put a cigar room in your theater for f*ck sakes!


Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:30:47 PM

@trig - Re: your last post... LOL!
triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:34:47 PM

Yeah really i dont actually care... Now im just pissed at that f*cking encore guy....

I try to post more... you know.. i read the news everyday.. but its all so retarded... the news.. like what do I have to say about a f*cking look whos talking remake? Like I f*cking care... or that baywatch is c*mMING TO THEATERS..

I just cant find enough that I care about.. and I care about good humor so i thought I would get my 2 cents in.. and I understand the humor in the irony... how its just so lame that its funny... But maybe Im just too much of a hard ass.. maybe you guys need new writers?
triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:35:40 PM

Maybe Im lonely and just wanted someone to talk to?
triggax writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:37:10 PM

Maybe i just found out im dying of aids...

Haha no im just kidding...

now THAT would be ironically funny... A black man with aids...
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:38:26 PM

I've read all of encores posts (since he's been on), he's a good sh*t. I think without his explaining his posts trig, you're grouping the feel of his words like you have my posts.

And I agree... about the news sometimes. So-and-so was ALMOST (or almost wrote) in: Bond, Iron Man, COC's Real Mom, etc. It can get pretty Zzzzz... but I still found the strength to post in the 'Look who's talking' thread.

PS: is Lohan dead yet?
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:39:22 PM

@trig - go rape a white women (that does it for me every time).

CCBlev writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:53:21 PM

@Doc
You do you gotta be that way? I love you man!! And by the way Ranger did tell me to say that, you see we're so close, he called me this morning and told me, "CC, you use this line it'll really slam COC." So I did, you got a problem with that *sshole?
Ranger writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 9:58:33 PM

lol...

I also love the slam BDeck gave VinGoofy in the X-Men 4 thread.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on March 31st, 2010 at 11:22:58 PM

@trailer- nice oriental girl, with a sweet little body.

@ranger- I've got yellow fever

@johnthemon- I understand you on that Megan Fox is nice looking (but guys don't get me wrong if she asked me to abuse her in the most depraved ways I would) but she just does'nt do that much for me.
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 12:03:24 AM

She looks like she's about to defecate on that white linoleum.

And at least the Marketing Guys at Marvel didn't label the poster " Black Widow " ...
but if she wore a gagball in her mouth, I would've thought it was a keeper ...
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 12:05:42 AM

They should've put a " Widow Peak " on her crotch ... just my opinion ...

* blinks *

too obvious ?
encoreyourface writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 1:24:52 AM

"What the f*ck are you even talking about encore... Triggax and others? Like im the leader of the revolt against your humor? What the hell are you f*cking talking about..?"

what i meant was that recently people have been complaining about are 'disgusting humor' a lot and our COC/Vin bashing and you're the most recent. HOWEVER, since you like our humor and you're just tired of the lame jokes, that makes me feel better!

also i don't want you to leave either you've said some funny sh*t in the past and had some good discussions. like Ranger said just a suggestion. and i wouldn't mind getting off the Vin/COC bashing really, it is getting old however i still get laughs from peoples posts about them everyday, and if they keep posting stupid sh*t i don't mind 'picking on them'. if they just left the site permanently the jokes about them would fad in a few weeks.

"I thought we were internet friends.. f*ckers"

think that's directed at Ranger but i always found we where 'cool'. know that you explain your post i kinda feel like perhaps i 'sounded' a bit to angry or something, and i hope after you read this (if you do) it'll explain my earlier posts and we put this whole "mess" behind us and just go on like before.

and like Ranger suggested, raping white is always a perk up!
encoreyourface writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 1:25:49 AM

fad=fade
encoreyourface writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 1:26:38 AM

crap .. i meant raping white WOMEN, not raping white
Ranger writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 1:44:35 AM

@Dave - considering your locale, I suspect you'd have yellow fever. Nailed a few of those cuties myself in my day. Picture... paddleball! Poor girls felt like an extra in a Seagal the next morning after I was down sowing their rice paddy! And they sound like little girls (like VinDandy being violated by his father) when you're working them over... sweet all over (sans VinGoofy).

RE: Megan Fox - I'd violate that without her permission!

@Max - 'defecate on that white linoleum.' - Nice!

"Go Ape and Rape!" - Ranger 2010.




encoreyourface writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 1:46:41 AM

"Go Ape and Rape!" - Ranger 2010.


now THAT needs to be made into shirt my freind!
Ranger writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 2:03:28 AM

Then hang around a playground (maybe the one VinDandy plays at) and see how long before the cops show up.
encoreyourface writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 2:41:28 AM

lol
Kurskij writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 3:12:47 AM

Can't help but agree with Trig: DOC jokes are growing tired, besides, the guy became a joke in his own right.

BUT, I just can't help myself every time he shows up.

Vin is boring this days, but DOC... he's like that retarded kid running to catch his ball on the highway - you know you can turn a wheel a bit and either miss him or a ball (or both), but at the very last moment you ALWAYS think: "sh*t, that's a damn good ball" and go for the kid.
DaveThePhotoGuy writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 3:24:22 AM

@ranger- you said it man lol

RE-Megan Fox- As the man in the orthapedic shoe said "I stand corrected"
telur writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 3:32:03 AM

she should naked or at least wear a bra & g string instead black suit
moods_001 writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 9:48:18 AM

What EXACTLY is awesome about it? It is an okay looking, totally normal normal poster.
Don't force your personal opinions on the readers punk.
VLAD*the*IMPALER writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 9:52:30 AM

after looking at those pictures it baffles me that anyone can post a comment on here that has nothing to do with fire c r o t c h

most of you have passed the "straight test" on here, DOC failed - of all the posts you actually said nothing of the pictures above - and you wonder why people make fun of you.
sad really
warlord writes:
on April 1st, 2010 at 11:00:47 AM

show a lil more camel toe
Eben1277 writes:
on April 2nd, 2010 at 1:25:40 AM

I'm with Trig on the subject of... there isn't too much interesting news to post about. I'm only really posting right now because I'm off, I'm up and I'm bored. My wife is sleeping and I got no one to bullsh*t with.... oh what an interesting life I lead!
Ranger writes:
on April 2nd, 2010 at 5:01:17 AM

Well... getting hit by a train is still more interesting than living VinDandy's meager existence.

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