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Johnny Depp Says He Would Do "Pirates of the Caribbean 7"

Posted: March 5th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Johnny Depp Says He Would Do "Pirates of the Caribbean 7"Submit Comment
Parade magazine caught up with Johnny Depp to talk about the fourth "Pirates of the Caribbean" film. And despite rumors that Depp was considering quitting the franchise, it turns out that he couldn't wait to reprise the Captain Jack Sparrow role.

"I realized I was going to miss Captain Jack," Depp said about wrapping the first installment. "I had felt so comfortable being him and being in that skin. Suddenly you go, 'Am I ever going to see him again?'"

And now that the fourth film is getting ready to head into production, the actor is thrilled to get back to work. "I can't wait to get back in costume," he explained. "Some people will say, 'Aha, Depp sold out by doing the sequels.' But it was never an issue for me. I love Captain Jack so much I'd do Pirates 7 if they asked me."

Source: Parade


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nope.com writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:05:58 AM

As long as it's not like the last 2 I'll go see it
Lowryder writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:34:52 AM

I hope this franchise doesnt get a little too sequel happy like the saw franchise
Ari Gold writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:53:20 AM

I'd want to see a spin off of his character in Once Upon A Time In Mexico. With or without eyes, whatever.
BitterPeace910 writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:56:02 AM

And it will happen to as long as people keep going to see them.
The Real Joker writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 8:40:08 AM

I really hope they don't ask him.
Dre-EL writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:00:40 AM

Thats way too many pirates.

Lets see what the 4th one looks like.
Peter Parker writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:06:39 AM

Johnny Depp Says He Would Do "Pirates of the Caribbean 7"

In a related story:

COC Says He Would Love To Do A Sailor.
CCBlev writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:46:51 AM

@pp
The only thing about that was, Coc tried to get into the Navy and they turned him down, apperently they said he wreaked of gayness. Then later he tried to join the army b/c they were looking for a few good men and so was he!
darthraige writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:04:27 AM

He wouldn't back down from these movies. He gets paid a sh*t load to do them.
TheStig writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:06:36 AM

I agree with Ari. Loved him in that film.
barley_cat writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:21:13 AM

Johnny Depp says he would do 7 pirates.
Peter Parker writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:37:54 AM

@ CC:

LOL! COC sure seems to enjoy places where men shower together...

@ barley:

COC says he would do 7 pirates, and then he'd do Johnny Depp.
CCBlev writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:45:44 AM

@pp
If he did 7 pirates and then Johnny Depp, I feel sorry for poor ole Johnny, the std's he'd have after getting plugged up by Coc may just be enough to start zombie apocolypse.
O, by the way check the Jc thread about his comments on the oscars sketch, we got another douch on here now, he disses Ranger and then goes and hides on another thread an disses him more, never seen a scared p*ssy like that before
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 11:08:50 AM

damn it! a seventh one ..... not a good idea ...
Lizardking515 writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 12:49:29 PM

Why wouldn't he want to get paid millions to act like a drunken baffoon and dress like a pirate....I'm sure that's what he was aiming for when he first made ed wood.
Lizardking515 writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 12:53:05 PM

But in all seriousness...y did he say 7th...does this mean he's officially signed on for 4, 5, and 6 and that disney wants 7th 1...or did he just pull the number out of his ass?
RickyGabrielBird writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:00:02 PM

Johnny Depp Says He Would Do "Pirates of the Caribbean 7

Must be a typo. Im sure it was meant to say...

Johnny Depp Says He Would 'Do' 7 Pirates in the Caribbean
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:01:46 PM

Plus the $'s aren't hard to turn down, are they Johnny.
KalVicious writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:14:13 PM

That's the best Film News that I've heard in a long time. :) Lol. :)
Rich k writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:25:47 PM

Lets just make sure it doesnt get up to a pirates 7.
BunnyFooFoo writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:33:42 PM

Hell, as long as this franchise is making cash, who wouldn't do a 7th?? A check is a check. And to all those who do say he's a sellout for doing so many, they're probably saying it from a bus stop while he drives by in his Porsche of that day of the week.
SACdaddy writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:34:01 PM

I'm beginning to get tired of Depp. Public Enemies was an insult to his talents, the jury is still out on Alice in Wonderland, CCF was crap, and the PoC franchise is a POS. He might as well change his last name to Murphy with this new commitment to this lameass Disney trash.

Maybe Depp, Hugh Jackman, and Gerard Butler can team up for their next project and make a sequel to the smash hit To Wong Foo Thanks for Everthing, Julie Newmar. It would be a great opportunity to simultaneously waste all of their talent and expose them as for the queers they've become.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 1:43:08 PM

@Bunny - I have a Porsche. But I don't make fun of those awaiting their public transportation.

Even if he has 'sold out'... is that so bad? Why are people so up in arms about that phrase. As long as he enjoys doing it, the movies are fine and making money, and Depp likes the money (clearly)...

If that's 'selling out' - sign me up!
BunnyFooFoo writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 2:10:45 PM

@Ranger Sign in beneath my name hahaha!!
Oh and nice with the Porsche but that PotC franchise money affords you one for every day of the week!!!
sh*t, I put sell out as the keywords whenever I search for jobs online!!
Wallace writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 2:13:46 PM

Aha, Depp sold out by doing the sequels.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 2:17:22 PM

Thx. Bunny... lol.

As for the 'sell out' wording. If Johnny has... good for him (if that's what people want to call it).

We all have our price.

Better than he going onto other movies that turn out crappy, just to prove he's 'the working man's actor.'

I'd take the money and sleep just fine at night.

Peter Parker writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 2:34:52 PM

"We all have our price"

- And COC's mother goes: "Hell yeah, 5 bucks, pal!"
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 2:47:21 PM

And for and extra dollar, she'll even throw COC into the mix.
CCBlev writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 4:04:09 PM

@PP and Ranger
I didn't know dead people could speak, or does Coc flap his dead moms jaws and does voiceover to make it sound like shes saiyign "5 bucks"
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 4:11:05 PM

That... and he puts the 'Farting Santa' in her bum for realistic action when he pummels her in the crapper!

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?p=568&c=93
Peter Parker writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 4:16:33 PM

@ CC:

Dead people can't talk? My friend, I can make COC's dead whore of a mother sing!

My d*ck up her putrid, decomposing ass and I can even make her meow!
pomme writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 4:20:40 PM

Depp becomes a lazy actor
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 4:25:14 PM

@pomme - I don't disagree at all.

I wouldn't turn down that easy cash either (easy for him with his talent). Stallone, Willis, Arnie... all made fortunes on formulaic sequels.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 6:11:20 PM

@peterparker - You can't even afford my mother with the salary you make. You pick the oddest profession with the lowest income. I told you my cousin is the manger at Petco I'll see if he can squeeze some work in for you.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 6:16:38 PM

@ricky - That wasn't even close to being funny. You're only hobby shouldn't be commenting because you are not very good at it. You have lame jokes. You and Peter need to stop stealing Emo Philips jokes because he isn't funny at all.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 6:19:47 PM

Can't afford your mother?

Just how much does a bag of fertilizer go for these days?
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 6:21:32 PM

@COC - heard about you going to the older posts on here to 'get the last word in'... LOL!

You pathetic c*nt. Are you so retarded as to not notice all posts are time-stamped?! You don't think people can see you coming back LONG AFTER your sh*t-kicking, and LONG AFTER people have even given a sh*t about that thread to see you've posted?

No wonder God snuffed your mom with a brain pop to her retarded head. He didn't want her spawning again! You f*cking moron.

LOL!
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:06:22 PM

"You can't even afford my mother"

finally ... the bastard son admits his mom was(still is in even in death) a crack whore ...
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:20:26 PM

@encore - Finally you prove my point with you saying the same sh*t over again. You're weak. Do me a favor? Stop c*cking and think for yourself. It's obviously you like men but I don't so stop trying to hope on my d*ck.
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:21:19 PM

Too many. Three movies with Jack Sparrow was ok and I'll probably watch the fourth when it comes out, but after that I think it's time to leave Sparrow behind.

@Ari: That spin-off would kick-ass. Always thought Johnny was the only redeeming part of that movie

"This is so good, I'll have to kill the chef"

@COC: You ignorant little douche. People don't care about old posts. Seriously, get a life. And for once, can at least try to say something relevant to the actual article. I know you enjoy being a punching bag (a childhood as a spunkbucket can do that), but you're not even trying to protect yourself.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:37:00 PM

@ranger - Nice avatar did it come with my d*ck in your mouth?
I almost forgot about the ringleader of the fagbags. Is you're income as low as Peter's or did you upgrade to working at the 99 cent store? I didn't really have to hear anything about you because the first comment you made earlier prove to me that you're still using the same lame ass jokes you probably stole from Joey Luthman. Let me give a tip ok. You are telling me stupid sh*t I already know dumbass. You think by repeating it I would some how magical care about what the f*ck your telling me? Not really. All you fagbags are proving to me is that I'm getting to you every time i write a comment. Even when I don't write comments my name gets brought up in your conversation. I'm the first person on you're mind when you wake and the last person you think about when you go hibernate with Encore and PeterParker. It's kind of creeps me out a bit. Especially when Peter admitted that you guys (fags) stalk my page. You guys are a bunch of sick freaky faggys.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:41:19 PM

DOC-this from the fag who can't even spell 'hop' right ....

and do you know what kind of people (sub-human in your case) call other people weak when they really aren't? weaklings. face it DOC, i think only once have you ever tried to be funny and actually made me crack a SMALL smile, and that was over a month ago ...

and I cannot believe you have the ovaries to say I repeat sh*t! please tell me DOC, who's thee one who either posts gay youtube links, call everybody weak, unfunny, "you take the cornbread, biscuits, chicken, and mash potatoes",or compare somebody's jokes about yourself to lame comedians? since you wouldn't figure out the answer any way, it's you, you repetitive dumbass.
blinkbomber writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:42:32 PM

maybe everyone will creep D.O.C. out enough so she'll go away. lol.

I'm not much for insulting, and now I know why... I'd end up sounding like D.O.C.

what a lame douche.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:44:04 PM

@Freudian_Nightmare - I'm not sure if you are just dumb as f*ck or just didn't realize, but none of what you just said related to the article. You're going to tell me to do something you don't even follow. All you did was follow behind what Peter and Ranger said because thats what you are. That is you're role on this site. You are a 22 year old Sweden follower craving some attention. When is the last time someone cared about Sweden. Don't Sweden people name their feet? How great. I heard most Sweden peoples profession are being a Caretaker or being a dish washer. You're weak. Go watch tranny porn.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:48:39 PM

"You think by repeating it I would some how magical care about what the f*ck your telling me? Not really"

we think the same about you dibsh*t.

and the reason your name always comes up is becuase we like making fun of you, and you continually give us materiel and reason to. trust me DOC, you don't get to us, not even close. and if any body on this site actually cares what some douche bag over the internet says about them, you'd have to get WAY better materiel then the stupid sh*t your using now ...
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:49:30 PM

@blink - You're big time follower. What's you're point?

@encore - Let tell you something you follower. You are the weakest person on the internet period. You wait for Ranger and Peter to say something to me then you point you're nose in the conversation. You can't stand on you're on two feet. You remind me of a little baby learning how to drool and walk. Until you learn how to get a mouth of you're own and how to really argue and get a d*ck you're on please refer from commenting.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:50:32 PM

@encore - Let me tell you something you follower. You are the weakest person on the internet period. You wait for Ranger and Peter to say something to me then you point you're nose in the conversation. You can't stand on you're on two feet. You remind me of a little baby learning how to drool and walk. Until you learn how to get a mouth of you're own and learn how to really argue and get a d*ck of you're on please refer from commenting

encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:50:38 PM

materiel=material
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:51:45 PM

@everyone - Going on a lunch break. Be back when ever I care.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:52:03 PM

DOC-wow. i'm not sure if i want to respond until you learn some f*cking grammar dumb sh*t.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:52:35 PM

DOC-have fun with daddy!
blinkbomber writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 7:56:34 PM

D.O.C. - i comment on movies and occasionally socialize. i'm a follower. you breathe air, you're a follower too. and still a douche. that's the point.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 8:23:03 PM

@blink - If you call following Ranger and Peter a good look for a grown ass man thats ok with me. I just was letting you know what you look like.

@encore - You don't want to reply because you don't have a come back because you can't stand on you're own. Typical coward. You obviously need Ranger and Peter to help you out.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 8:44:05 PM

i can call you stupid all on my own, thank you.

and again there you go repeating the same sh*t over and over ...

i bet a couple of weeks from now you'll post on this then old article and then tell us all we're cowards for not replying ...
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:00:03 PM

@encore - Same garbage out of you but yet to see any attempt of a come back. Maybe if you call Ranger or Peter up you might have a chance.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:22:50 PM

Hey COC... how's your loser, dead Mom today?

Any hugs?

Anyway... as you're no longer entertaining, and you're too stupid to know just how stupid you are and how much we have all had a laugh at your expense, and you're too simple to contribute on this site... you have the option to take your own life and join your mom you know.

But you as a novelty has worn off. Beating up on you here is like a tank running over a kitten. You're that pathetic, Mr. Lonely Guy. I'd like to know who bought you that computer instead of 'Hooked on Phonics' so I could kick them in the balls (but like you, I'll suspect they don't have any).

So, think of the loser your Mom was, and the loser you are, and continue with your pathetic life. I'm sure as many people laugh at you in the real world as they do over the Internet.

Hugsy to Momsy for me dipsh*t.
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:28:59 PM

agreed Ranger.DOC just goes on and on repeating the same f*cking thing ... it's getting boring. his already small amount of material is dried up.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:40:25 PM

Just like his COC.
blinkbomber writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:50:58 PM

DOC - you're right, i totally look like that. why didn't i see it before? thank you for opening my eyes and showing me what a leader really is.

have fun in fantasy-land dipsh*t.

(this is where you insult me again, prolly call me a follower again and act all holier-than-thou, which just continues the cycle for another round)
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:52:51 PM

@encore - See what I mean? You agree with what ever comes in and out of Ranger mouth. You're a grown man following another man. Do you know how weak you look? Then you have the nerve to get mad when I say you can't stand on your own two feet and think for yourself.

@ranger - You're proving my point time and time again. You say the same mother jokes over again. If it's not that it's about sucking c*ck or being a moron. It wasn't funny when it first came out you're mouth and it's not even close to being funny now. As far as being lonely and being pathetic, I'm far from it. You're the one repeating the same thing over again like you're Down Syndrome parents. It gets played out and corny. Only people who still think it's funny are your followers. As for being a loser, I'm far from that as well. Last time I checked you and Peter were the ones making less then a teenage who works at Petco. So when you gather up that change and move out of your boyfriends (peterparker) house and get your on place and a job that brings in more then $2 a year then you can call someone a loser. You're the one stalking another mans(D.O.C.) page 24/7 when you need to be going out finding a real job. You guys remind me Jack Jordan. You don't know when enough is enough. I'm not into the George Michael thing so quit stalking my page. So continue the threesomes you have with your cousin (encore) and boyfriend (peterparker) and quit thinking of me.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 9:56:55 PM

@Blink - I actually was going to tell you to work on you're sarcasm. It's very weak. Just like you. It sounds like something Ranger or Peter would say. Maybe you been giving them so much head (c*cksucking) you've actually began to think like them now. But thats what followers do.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:02:16 PM

@COC - look, retard. Every post you have is about someone having a c*ck in your mouth. So WHO says the same thing over and over and over?

Go read a book, or get a life. Or go miss your dead mom. It's so fitting she died to get away from a retarded, disappointment of a daughter like you.
blinkbomber writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:03:38 PM

well, i guess that makes me three for three!
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:04:07 PM

Staking 'your' page? What page is that? YOU don't have a 'page' on here. You own nothing. And what the f*ck is Petco?!
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:07:24 PM

DOC-again, it's hilarious that you still think i get mad about you say .... also what Ranger said was correct, even with your post just now, you continue repeating yourself ... we can pretty much predict what you'll say from now on unless by some sort of miracle you get something new to say ...
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:11:05 PM

@ranger - Who's been saying the same thing? You moron. You been making the same mother joke since january. It's been 3 months and you been telling the same joke. You're a loser. What is Petco? See you been in your boyfriends (peterparker) basement for so long you forgot what actually work is. Trust me it isn't telling bad jokes on this site everyday 24/7.

@blink - Go watch Pokemon. You been saying nothing all day. You keep repeating the same thing to me over again like I don't understand english.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:14:56 PM

@COC - hey, dumb c*nt. Are you assuming Petco is in every country in the world? Jesus you're such an idiot.

But, as we're the only ones in the world that will talk with you, and as your constant examples of stupidity are no longer amusing, like the retard moron you are... I'm putting you into the corner for a time-out. Ignoring you is the best thing to do with a misbehaving, motherless dunce.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:15:28 PM

@encore - You seriously do care what I have to say. You keep repeating the same thing Ranger and Peter already said. You're a follower without a brain of your own and two feet to stand on. Just keep d*ck sucking off of Peter and Ranger. It works for you. It makes you look weak and like the follower I've been calling you but it works.
D.O.C. writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:19:02 PM

@ranger - You can't ignore me if your life was on the line. You a loser without a life. That's why you're on this site 24/7.
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:19:18 PM

And yet again COC makes another reference involving 'd*ck'... how f*cking predictable.

I'll bet you mom is happy to have been taken away from you retard.
Peter Parker writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:20:10 PM

Well, I for one still enjoy COC's contributions here and I hope he won't stop posting anytime soon.

The fact that the little dipsh*t gets all bent out of shape over accusations of father/son incest, mother promiscuity and poor career choices makes me laugh every time.
He's a clueless puppet.

He's pathetic and the sadistic side in me thoroughly enjoys watching him suffer.
I have a mental image of him foaming from his mouth, punching hard on his keyboard, trying desperately to get back at people that mock him around here.

Knowing that he goes back to old threads to have the last word and that it's his way of getting some closure is particularly pitiful.

The fact that he's obsessing over my profession tells me he's a jealous, underachiever, petty f*ck.

Judging by his extremely poor writing skills and overall ignorance, I can tell he didn't finish high-school. He probably never even made it to high-school.
He's an illiterate, insecure clown and I find that to be somewhat amusing.
There's something about an ignorant c*nt trying to prove himself that always makes me laugh.

His curiosity towards my pay grade also tells me he has some sort of minimum wage job.
Since he got offended when I called him a janitor, I now know that he actually DOES shovel sh*t for a living.

The image of him squirming in frustration is hilarious.

Please, COC, do continue to showcase your homosexual fantasies around here, about male orgasms and mouths full of sperm.
You shooting yourself in the foot, proving that you constantly have gay activities running through your mind is priceless.

Don't give up on the fight of trying to find the ultimate comeback, I'm laughing at your attempts, laughing hard, at times.

You're this website's pinata and everybody enjoys beating you with a stick.


Keep up the pathetic work, sweetie.

encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:20:57 PM

"You keep repeating the same thing to me over again like I don't understand english."

you say it like it's a bad thing but you've been doing the same thing moron. also i really don't give a f*ck what somebody who acts like a broken record thinks ...
encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:22:54 PM

@PP-HILARIOUS!!

encoreyourface writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:24:39 PM

oh no .. i agreed with somebody! that must mean i'm a clueless puppet! (there's some sarcasm for you ...)
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 10:30:03 PM

@PP - LOL!

I'll bet COC is getting his mouth refilled with c*m from his dad before having the strength to c*m-back from that one!
Ranger writes:
on March 5th, 2010 at 11:53:55 PM

Guess he's out crying after dead mommy and getting a refill of dad's spooch. f*cking moron.
blinkbomber writes:
on March 6th, 2010 at 11:50:25 AM

wow, appears it went on for a good while after i left... lol. what can i say? Pokemon kept me busy! :-)
gotsghostrider writes:
on March 6th, 2010 at 3:22:18 PM

jesus h. christ i think DOC pretty much ass raped the english language like he did to his dead mom for f*cks sake go back to kindergarten COC SUCKER
gotsghostrider writes:
on March 6th, 2010 at 3:34:00 PM

i got a f*cking migraine from reading DOCs posts
Ranger writes:
on March 6th, 2010 at 6:40:54 PM

I think everyone's IQ drops a few points after reading his posts.
Eben1277 writes:
on March 8th, 2010 at 4:21:10 AM

The sad part is, even considering his rape of the language, with the current state of the educational system in this country, DOC may actually have graduated high school.
gotsghostrider writes:
on March 10th, 2010 at 11:05:33 AM

sadly eben thats probably true
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