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Sean Penn Faces 18 Months in Jail for Battery and Vandalism

Posted: February 20th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Sean Penn Faces 18 Months in Jail for Battery and VandalismSubmit Comment
Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn was slapped with criminal charges on Friday after allegedly attacking a photographer in Los Angeles last year.

The actor was charged with misdemeanor battery and vandalism following the incident involving the photographer in the upmarket district of Brentwood on October 2nd of last year, the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office confirmed.

Penn, who allegedly kicked his victim in the leg, is to be arraigned on March 22nd. If convicted of the misdemeanor counts, Penn faces a maximum of 18 months in jail, according to a spokesman for the attorney's office.

Penn has a history of violent confrontations with photographers. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail in 1987, serving roughly half that time behind bars, after attacking a photographer on a film set.

Source: AFP


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johnny_boy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:30:00 AM

They're gonna go MILK on him in prison
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:35:43 AM

Sean Penn, thy name is spunkbucket
FBO writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:38:33 AM

I am not a fan of Penn's personal life but do we as a society really want to charge him? Battery is when you attack another human being, paparazzi hardly constitutes a human being, they're more like... vaginal discharge or something. In fact we should make it legal to take out your aggression on a paparazzi anytime you want. If you want to beat one down, rip a leg off and then tea bag the mother f*cker you should be allowed to. Legislation like that could have saved Nicole Brown Simpson's life!
stevethemoviehater writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:45:45 AM

I heard he was only trying to prepare for his three stooges roll. I guess the photographer took things to heart....
KoJay writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:35:44 AM

Man those paps are pussies. If I was famous, I would kill a paparazzi, make a stand against that stupid futile profession.
SACdaddy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:37:18 AM

This proves 2 things:
1. America is turning into a p*ssy nation.
2. California legal system is complete sh*t!

Public figures are basically second class citizens now. The freedoms that we all embrace don't legally apply to them. They don't have the right to defend themselves or have the right to privacy. What good is a sh*tload of money if you can't drive down the street without some *sshole on the hood of you car snapping pictures. They pretty much killed Princess Diana like this, where does it stop?
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:40:50 AM

1. America is turning into a p*ssy nation.
2. California legal system is complete sh*t!

This isn't exactly news? Wasn't OJ's trial in California?
SACdaddy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:23:14 AM

OJ got off because of racist LA cops who had gotten used to cooking evidence to get fast convictions, so yeah that represents the Cali. legal system pretty good. It was f*cked up way before that though, haven't you seen LA Confidential or Mulholland Falls?
lost_addict writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 8:02:40 AM

will he become Wesley snipes bitch?
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 8:08:21 AM

@Sac: I've seen LA Confidential and I'm guessing it isn't that far from truth then?

It's kind of ironic. If the cop wouldn't have been racist, OJ would have gone to jail. He actually made a guilty black man free because of his hatred towards him. I bet he cried in his KKK-hood later at home.
Bob82 writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:20:53 AM

Hitting a photographer is the only thing they should give a price instead of a prison sentence.
barley_cat writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:35:40 AM

Is that all he done? Kicked him in the leg?
SACdaddy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:05:57 AM

@FN: Actually that *sshole was rewarded for his crimes with a job at FOX NEWS. Its a great dumping ground for political failures (Sara Palin), right wing criminals (Oliver North), social sellouts (Geraldo Rivera), loud mouth hypocrites (Glenn Beck), nutty Scientologists (Greta Van Susteren), complete idiots (Ann Coulter), and flatout racists (Mark Fuhrman: detective who f*cked up the OJ trial). Gotta love America :(
Loki writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:08:54 AM

today we spell pimp P E N N
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:45:06 AM

@Sac: Home of the brave and FOX News. You forgot about Bill O'Reilly though.
The5thBeatle5 writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 11:00:08 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH Penn needs to chill
SACdaddy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 11:20:24 AM

@FN: Bill doesn't fit as neatly into a category as the others. He's definitely a windbag *sshole too but at least he attempts to have opposition on his show (even though he usually just yells over it). Those other jokes don't even make an effort to have debate on their shows. But O'Reilly had the guts to interview and debate Obama, John Stewart, Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher, etc., so I have a little restect for the guy. I guess you can call him a "sexual deviate" at the most for his nasty publicized sexual harrassment of a female coworker, but I can't knock the guy for simply have no game.
PhantomCloneInX writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 11:21:55 AM

Now Penn's personal life and short temper aren't really news to anyone, but REALLY 18 months in jail for kicking a guy in the f*cking leg?! WTF? Sounds like the paparazzi guy was probably harassing him, and is now acting like a total p*ssy. How stupid.
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 11:47:56 AM

@Sac: I wouldn't give him the credit for having guts. He, more or less, have bring them to keep the show political unbias (at least on the surface). And then I believe he gets a kick out off screaming at people. His version of jerking it.
SACdaddy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 12:04:12 PM

@FN: LOL, the yelling is the best and the worst part of his show! Its also nice to see him get owned by the occasional informed young person he brings on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=DMISeF7dMYo&v=beJ9yJpR_DA
c-prime writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 12:07:10 PM

Ha ha! Wonderful pun, johnny_boy.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 12:48:43 PM

Guy standing in your face taking pictures do you

A - commit misdemeanor battery and vandalism
B - realise your a movie star and this is part of the life
C - Mix a c*cktail of c-prime's and Freudian_Nightmare's blood using Dandy's mouth as a petri dish and give the happy snapper a cheeky little aids/leprosy number.

LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 12:50:06 PM

C, Final answer!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:04:21 PM

@Sac: Good stuff. But I got to give it to him, saying that the kid took something out of context and doing exactly the same thing at the same time, and not losing his face, that's impressive.

@Leemaca: C would be good answer, if it weren't for the fact that Dandy's mouth was busy squeeling with joy becasue he's pounding your ass to a brownish meatbag.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:16:31 PM

you know i'm not going to keep arguing back and forth with some 14 year old virgin, gay bashing jokes aside you need to go out get some tang young man!
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:20:19 PM

and how do you know he squeals oh wait sorry i'm being the bigger man here and not keeping this going



bitch
SACdaddy writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:21:36 PM

@FN: LOL! I see you've got a new friend.

As for Penn, he really needs to invest in security if he can still afford it. That's why rappers don't have these problems. They know how to roll deep, and by "deep" I mean with "some hard hittin niggas with pipes and blowtorches" looking to get medieval on some photographer's ass. You here me hillbilly boy!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:39:41 PM

@Sac: Yeah, I know. That's my curse for being friendly. It would be fun to see Sean Penn to roll with a posse of his own, armed with bats and guns.

@Leemaca: Suppose I'm 14. That means you are encouring a minor to have sex. That's a felony. Nice to see that you are trying to be a bigger man, but since Gary Coleman is no where to be found, your attempts are quite futile.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:50:17 PM

so done with this
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 1:51:02 PM

@LeeMaca - you're not engaging, clever or contributing. Go ask you dad why he f*cks you with such anger when your mom is out servicing the other rednecks in your trailer park, boy.

@SAC - exactly right why OJ was released. Cops wanted him so bad they falsified evidence. Made them look pretty stupid (but I think they are so stupid (see: LeeMaca above) that they aren't even aware).

Were I Penn, this Pap (or someone close to him) would have an 'accident' - arm's length... I'd be in a different country when it happened. Send a message to these Photog Sc*m (again, see: LeeMaca above).

Sheen... lube up your ass bro, you're about to get a plateful of Spocoli for lunch!
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:00:15 PM

@Lee - yeah, you're being the 'bigger man' - ending your post with 'bitch' and you're 'done with this.'

You're a lot like a cowardly f*ck, aren't you, tough gay over the Internet, aren't you?

And before you come back with the rapier 'Oh yeah!' - just go choke on your c*ckmeat sandwich, Daddy made some special sauce... just for you.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:04:35 PM

Ranger who the f*ck are you to say i'm not engaging, clever or contributing your whole contribution to this site is little smart ass gay jokes and ripping on peoples parents. I would be insulted but after actually looking over your past comments I just gotta laugh oh and we dont have rednecks and whole communities that live in trailers have you ever been to the UK lol wouldn't happen.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:07:54 PM

Ranger your constant ass jokes seriously man either go out an deep throat somebody or just admit that your gay it's 2010 nobody cares anymore!! But all that frustration cant be healthy and as for the tough guy comment lol I just know you got picked on at school clowns like you always did haha
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:10:18 PM

No, you just have a government that has their d*ck in Bush's ass... with no jobs and bankruptcy... lol.

Who am I to say? I'm the same as you *sshole, a f*cking poster on here. I can say to you whatever I feel c*nt, as freely as you can to others.

Did you firecracker-toothed parents send you in to the world believing you had a say and no one else did? Kill those retarded losers in their sleep for me please.

And to quote:

i'm being the bigger man here and not keeping this going



bitch

(yeah... I'll bet your words look just as stupid fired back to you and re-read, yes?).

so done with this.

(I'm really not... just quoting your arrogance... from a Brit... hard to imagine - Gekko: 'believe they're born with a better pot to piss in.'). Nice of the Queen that wouldn't even save Jaguar, and the largest private holder of US real estate sit on her fat c*nt to watch her own county (and other countries invaded) go bankrupt, then only agree to pay taxes (but no... not retro-pay) AFTER she's become a billionaire. Yeah... smart runnings you have going on over there.

Now, back to your bland food and pale skin and cloud cover, smart-ass.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:11:06 PM

@Lee.... hahahahahah... oh, you're so funny... tears over here...hahahahah.

I have never been picked on in my life boy.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:15:09 PM

@Lee - using Dandy's mouth, gay, ass, squealing, tang, deep throat... all words YOU have used.

So WHO is the frustrated closet homo boy?

And before you assume I'm American (as your limited intelligence would), don't.

The Brits... what a f*cking joke!

God Bless the IRA!
God f*ck the Queen!
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:19:18 PM

ok you wanna start ripping on my country seriously when was the last time you won a war without anybody else being involved OH YEAH the civil war when you fought each other! and i'm amazed you have the balls to say sh*t like that after blowing up your own towers so you could go raping and stealing again didn't you learn anything in vietnam? and by the by SARCASM look it up moron and you guys elected george DUBYA twice so i hate to burst your bubble but your not intelligent enough to annoy me and i seem to have hit a little nerve about your schooldays what was it stuffed in lockers, head in the toilet or just generally taking a beating like a red headed foster kid
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:20:30 PM

oh and just to add insult to injury i'm scottish from an irish backround so yeas indeed
God Bless the IRA!
God f*ck the Queen!

Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:30:20 PM

And the Scots lost their land to the Kind because YOUR country had a crooked leader...nice, honorable people there.

And still assuming I'm American, douche? Do you assume EVERYONE on the Internet you argue with (tough guy) lives in the US and/or is American - huh, box thinker?

And Bush DID have as much to do with 9/11 as the BRITISH Gov. had in blowing up that subway (as the US was tougher to sabotage then, and a bombed subway - as was 9/11 was just the ticket BOTH governments needed to squash the cries of both countries citizens wanting their men and women in military service back home).

Why doesn't a Member of the IRA risk their own cowardly ass and actually take out the Queen with a shot... instead of bombing (terrorizing) innocents? I see the cowardice runs through your veins as well... p*ssy.

f*ck-off all talk, no action skinhead wannabe.

Good thing you had the allies in WWII (like my family), bailing out your ass, otherwise you'd be goose-stepping, speaking German... c*nt.

Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:34:35 PM

Go read a book or something.

Your idiocy, fight-picking (via frustration), naiveté is obvious.

Stay tough, little girly-man. Go bomb a school or a street-side cafe.

Coward.

LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:36:56 PM

f*ck this ok step then bitch stop calling people names and step up where you from??? oh and i wouldn't believe everything you see in braveheart and your oh so misinformed comments about the uk and ira are f*cking comical again bullied all through school with out a doubt

LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:38:59 PM

and for you to call anybody frustrated is a joke but i think we already covered that one.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:39:54 PM

Meanwhile... I hope they don't decide to lock up Penn for that long (or at all). This will incite the Pap-Smears to be even more bold, and trespass more-so into the private spaces of these celebs.

Let Penn go and send out the proper message... get too close and get kicked.

HOW are these celebs to distinguish between a real pap or one just posing as one that wants to get close enough to shoot or stab a celeb just to make a name for themselves (out of jealousy for their public/wealthy lifestyle vs. their meager existence - like being a working-class Brit, feeding the Queen's belly... lol).

I don't think Penn should get off because he's a celeb. and movies need him... f*ck that. He was just defending his personal space from (who can say - his lawyer should) a potentially lethal person approaching.

Still... the Pap should still get a 'anonymous' warning from... someone, as a wake up call.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:43:31 PM

and coward ???? your insulting me via the internet you jumped on nightmares bandwagon however it's 19.40 here on a saturday night so i'm going out now (yeah ranger, I go outside and actually socialise)
and if your oh so smart on all things UK you would understand why someone with a username like RANGER saying f*ck the queen and up the ra is two easy ven for shooting down frustrated old poof like you


PEACE BITCHES MACA OUT
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:43:51 PM

@Lee - must be tough yes? Being the working-class. Bankrupt country. Their only means of survival is the invasion and illegal occupation of other countries.

Step up as to where I'm from? Why... because the great you asked? f*ck off. You have a typical British sense of self-importance boy.

You're the equivalent of a fart in a hurricane.

Just go pay your taxes... the Queen has more real estate to buy as she sits back and watches her country and loyal subjects falter.

lol.

Oh, and Dr. Full (of sh*t), I've never been picked on. Not at least the way your government picks on it's spineless, Queen worshiping sheep.

It's all baaaaa-d for you. Loser.
TH3D4RKKN1GH7 writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:45:51 PM

"Stay tough, little girly-man. Go bomb a school or a street-side cafe.

Coward."

And this is why I love Ranger's contributions. SHOW EM DUDE!

As for this story... what the f*ck? Like really, he kicked him big f*cking deal! Just as actors should get with the idea that people will stalk them and follow them for pictures, paps should understand they will be physically assaulted and verbally demolished for blatantly invading someone's personal space and at times putting their lives at risk. Do you see how they chase them down in cars?! Madness.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:49:29 PM

Queen with a capital 'Q' there sonny. Don't want to get thrown into jail now do you? lol

two = too (another example of a failed, bankrupt society and it's educational system). As we see with that lower case 'a' at the beginning of your first sentence. No period after 'socialize). And 'ra' or 'ven'... what's up with that dipsh*t? And 'you' should really have finished with a period... don't you think?

Hope you choke on a pint tonight you git!

Hope the cowardly IRA gets your Pub. The thought of that possibility puts some froth onto your Guinness I'll bet my pompous, randy little f*ck.

Enjoy... loser.


Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 2:55:52 PM

@TH3D4RKKN1GH7 - thx. Bro.

Back to this story (and your comments, in addition to).

A while back Hugh Jackman was walking through an airport (LAX I believe) with his son Oscar. And the Pap(smears) were so close, one was kneeling and actually bumped into his son.

Now what the 'legal system' (and oxymoron if we ever heard one) should know... WHAT is to stop ANYone from posing as a pap (camera around next in an airport), with a knife/gun to off Jackman's kid that second?

I mean, celebs or not... ALL people deserve a privacy bubble. And I know that 'bubble' wouldn't stop bullets, but it does give people a better chance to move, duck, do something than point-blank contact.

I saw on TV once years ago about Pap(smears) physically blocking with their vehicles the gated entry to the home of an actress. Now how in the f*ck isn't that illegal?! Blocking that gate to her home is the perfect way to corner someone to take a shot on them (gun not camera).


And the law is even considering locking up Penn for a kick?! This would be a huge victory for the Pap(smears), and increase the danger to the public (celebs incl.) a thousand fold.
LeeMaca writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 3:05:53 PM

Again i'm Scottish d*ck head you slagging the queen means nothing to me and Hope you choke on a pint tonight you git! GIT really? How f*cking old are you seriously?
Also the ra if you dont know what that means then maybe you shouldn't be talking about the IRA because you quite clearly dont know what your talking about and keep going with the coward and all that pish because I simply take pleasure in thinking of you getting the sh*t kicked out of you on a daily basis infact i bet your teachers didn't even like and probably quite enjoyed watching you getting tenderised. did you tell your parent or did you suffer in silence until finding the internet (where nobody knows your name) and that scared little boy inside you finally found a voice that wouldn't get him a slap
and please dont call me great on here again as your little group of internet friends might get jealous so taxi is on it's way here and if I do choke on my pint Ranger and co please take notice that i died happy, out with friends instead of slumped over a pc not being missed by anyone until the smell starts

nighty night!
FBO writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 3:34:47 PM

Whoa, LeeMeca, I am one of those people that voted Bush into office... Does that make me stupid? Of coarse I really don't care what any country from europe thinks about how America works. You guys never realize that things have to work different here. Our only ally on our continent is Canada, so co-op isn't a part of daily life here. It cracks me up every time America does something on it's own all of europe gets pissed off. "You can't do that, nobody consulted us!" Jeez, talk about having your knickers in a twist.

If we want to bomb a country we're going to bomb a country. Just trust our judgement, we know what we're doing, we're the ones that bombed Japan and now they're one of the World's most powerful countries, not to mention one of America's best allies.



FBO writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 3:38:28 PM

I LOVE THE IRONY! A loser calling other people losers on the internet because they're one the internet! That's like the pot calling the kettle black. I think your logic is failing you son.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 4:48:34 PM

Ranger- i agree. i never liked how reporters handle things, their so f*cking nosy (i know it's there job but it still pisses me off) and they do go to far sometimes. reminds of that movie Paparazzi ....

considering the story on hand, even if he does have a history of violence against photographers, 18 months is still a lot,i mean all he did was kick him. the judge handling the case or whoever probably wants to make an example out of him, and show that actors can't do whatever the want ...
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:03:07 PM

@Lee-I'd tell you to f*ck off and that Dandy's waiting for you with that massive dildo you like,but unlike your retarded words say, i doubt your done with the argument at hand.

"you know i'm not going to keep arguing back and forth"

i guess you have no f*cking clue what you where talking about considering you posted about 8 or so times after that.

"i'm being the bigger man here and not keeping this going"



bitch"

guess you where lying right out of your ass right there too since you decided to keep arguing with Ranger. and that "bitch" at the end? you must be like 6, right?
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:17:13 PM

@Lee - and how did Scotland lost their land to England how? Yeah... I thought so... traitor.

And how many Brit's have become tax exiles over there? Anthony Hopkins and Craig Ferguson sure as hell don't mind living the American Dream, you poor, over-taxed plebe.

So tell me, do you work for Jaguar (oops... snicker), I mean Ford (because the Queen uses YOUR tax $'s to spend on US (and elsewhere) Real Estate. Yet there she sits... with countries her family is illegally occupying take your hard earned $'s. What a joke! At least the US has the balls to shoot whomever they don't like. The Brits (oh... and the Scots that say they're not Brits... yawn), fail to just yap over a pint. Must burn your ass to see the Royal Family occupy the castles in stolen from 'your people' yes, douche bag? LOL - Losers!

PS: thx. for the psychiatric evaluation. You're really simple. Talking about yourself, clearly.

Oh, and 'pish' (how young are you?) You're just another brick in the wall from a failed educational system, Mr. Your Opinion will Matter in this World! - you're headed for some serious disappointment (your frustration comes through loud and clear).

As for not having a social life. How the f*ck do you know what time zone I'm in c*nty? I could be typing to you in the AM and don't need to hit the pub to drown my sorrows and bitch about things I don't have the balls to attempt to change.

As for 'RA' - please don't tell me you're abbreviating the IRA and you're that f*cking lazy.

Enjoy your failing economy and cab ride, big spender. And your pint with your mates... lol!

PS: do you have any recommendations for reading of all the failed military operations of Montgomery, I need a laugh? Because he was holding f*ck-all off (great job with those V1 & V2 rockets, yes), 'til the Allies arrived. Your 'resistance' was a joke. It's called 'LOSING' - you will hear that word a lot (in all its forms) directed towards you in this lifetime, Mr. Idealist f*cking Simpleton.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:18:26 PM

@encore - I know. He says one thing and does another.

It amuses me though.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:24:49 PM

I like picking on retards like LeeMaca.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:29:58 PM

"i like picking on retards like LeeMaca."

lol, i think we know that. it is fun ...
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:30:05 PM

Plus that dumb bag of Self-Important sh*t thinks we're all in the same time zone, so when he goes out... if the rest of the world isn't going out at exactly time, they have no life.

Anyone want to tell Mr. Worldly how many time zones there are in the world?

Typical box-thinker (by that I mean Dumb c*nt!).

encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:45:36 PM

Ranger-yeah you'd think if he's in Ireland (or wherever the f*ck he is) and he THINKS you are in America, you'd think just maybe, it might not be the same time of day?
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:48:39 PM

Maybe I'll but that dumb sh*t a globe for Xmas.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 5:54:57 PM

LOL!
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:15:55 PM

but = buy.

But yeah... lol.
triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:20:27 PM

@sac... I would personally like to violently stick f*ck ann coulter to death... with a stick until shes dead.. I f*cking hate that bitch.. Her f*cking remarks about Canada!! What a f*cking dumb c*nt tard.. She actually made the statement that Canada would have no Natural Resources if it wasn't for out trade agreements.. when in fact we sell over a billion dollars daily to the US in natural resources and we get back less than 55million a day... She went on to say that Canada should just be nuked because we're basically all pussies and dont contribute to americas war effort... I want her to die a slow and painful death... ideally with a stick or horse c*ck thrusting through her lungs from her vagina..
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:21:00 PM

@Leec*nt - see, I'll be out this evening... in a different time zone. So by your own reckoning, at the same time I'm out, you'll most likely be sleeping, therefore YOU have no life.

See how f*cking STUPID your thinking (almost used the word 'logic', which doesn't apply to a simpleton like you - even 'thinking' is a stretch) is when played back to you (and I'm typing slowly so you can keep up).

As for the 'how old are you anyway' question. If youth and clearly ignorance are the only two things you can show-off - chin up buckaroo, at least one of them will change eventually.

To quote a retard:

"i'm being the bigger man here and not keeping this going



bitch"

See, and by continuing to type... I have just lied as you have done with every post you made AFTER you made that comment.

LeeMaca = dumb sh*t!

triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:34:20 PM

ok you wanna start ripping on my country seriously when was the last time you won a war without anybody else being involved OH YEAH the civil war when you fought each other! and i'm amazed you have the balls to say sh*t like that after blowing up your own towers so you could go raping and stealing again didn't you learn anything in vietnam? and by the by SARCASM look it up moron and you guys elected george DUBYA twice so i hate to burst your bubble but your not intelligent enough to annoy me and i seem to have hit a little nerve about your schooldays what was it stuffed in lockers, head in the toilet or just generally taking a beating like a red headed foster kid


This is actually all true.. I feel the same way.. except that Ranger didn't actually get to go to school because he has aids... they wouldn't let him around the other kids...

Hahah.. Oh and FBO...

"Just trust our judgement, we know what we're doing, we're the ones that bombed Japan and now they're one of the World's most powerful countries"

They're also the one of the worlds most radioactive countries..

I really hope that wasn't your patriotic attempt at taking credit for Japans success... YOU NUKED THEM... you'll forever be looked at by myself as cowardly douche bags for nuking a million f*cking people.. Thats f*cking awful.. thats like the single most awful thing that's ever happened the entire history of this planet.. What kind of a horrible disgusting country would drop a nuclear weapon on a city of a half a million people that are made up of men women and CHILDREN... f*cking despicable..
On par with the holocaust as far as im concerned.. if not worse.. at least the nazis fed the children before they killed them... What america did to the Japanese was unforgivable.. and dont argue pearl harbor.. that was 3000 people.. all military for the most part... you f*ckers dropped a f*cking atom bomb on children eating dinner...

But god forbid anyone give america slack for that one..
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 6:52:13 PM

The only way I'd have AIDS would be from your wife Trig!

lol.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:02:16 PM

@trig - the US (and even Canada - had people there) did the right thing in Vietnam - a country was being invaded and asked for help. The country was using it's poor inhabitants (and all military forces) as pawns however - for 2 Superpowers to wage war.

What is a disappointing are the wars in Afghanistan. The USSR are didn't get anywhere there, and neither is the US and Canada now. Bin Laden is living it up well with Bush's buddies in Saudi Arabia (guess what, they haven't found him to date, and they haven't looked in their 'allies' back pocket Saudi Arabia!!!). Loss of life in Afghanistan is a waste. I feel for the service men and women, and their families.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:02:29 PM

triggax- we gave the Japanese fair warning,we gave them the chance to surrender, but they ignored us. so we nuked their ass. they gave up after nuclear weapons detonated on two of their cities. the Japanese said they where never gonna stop their war effort. unless we wanted to continue a war for possibly years we would end it quickly. so we did.

also i don't see how you can compare a million lives with millions of lives. the Nazi's killed estimated over 10 million, i highly doubt the fact that they fed their victims first means anything, the Nazi's wanted to exterminate the Jews becuase they hated them. America wanted to end the war. and like i said we gave the Japanese the chance to surrender but they refused.
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:10:34 PM

@trig - encore is right. They were given fair warning to surrender. And they decided to play Kamikaze Roulette with their population, and lost.

I'm NOT condoning the killing civilians. But there WERE warned. The the death of those innocents ended war in that part of the world, ultimately saving how many more millions of lives. What if it continued. What IF Japan ended up nuking the US and Canada. Wouldn't we be sitting here now bitching about THEIR injustice.

@encore - while it's true the Jews were specifically selected for extermination. Many other countries/cultures suffered losses - Russia alone lost 20 million people. But the Jews (because they were specifically targeted) seem to grab the limelight (sorry folks, not better way to make that sound).
Ranger writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:11:02 PM

there = they.
hunter207 writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:23:40 PM

Awww man, Ranger your supposed to give me more heads up when your gonna bash someone!! I'm tryin to sell tickets here! :P
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:31:12 PM

Ranger-yeah the Russians got it bad, so did plenty of other countries. and it sucks that all the civilians had to be collateral but like you/i said, we warned them.
TeemSelami writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:33:12 PM

just to chime in, japan was pretty vicious and raped and killed millions of other asians, in phillipines, china, korea, taiwan including many of their own people
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 7:37:31 PM

Goddamnit! I go out for a couple of hours and miss the bashing frenzy I started. Curse those timezones (are you following me there Lee?).

"if I do choke on my pint Ranger and co please take notice that i died happy, out with friends"

First of all, you shouldn't be deep-throating bottles. I know you need the exercise, but it's just not right. And second, must be really nice friends you have there. Just standing by watching you choke to death. Why aren't my friends more like that?

triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 8:30:49 PM

Oh my god... you guys are arguing that, because you f*ckers gave them fair warning it was cool to drop on atom bomb on children... what the f*ck.... It is VERY much comparable to the holocaust... 10 million? you're crazy.. f*cking americans always souring the truth about world war 2... it was more like 1.5.. the entire population of israel at the time of the holocaust barely broke 10 million..

You guys are crazy... the only thing on this planet that scares me is America... straight up... scares the sh*t out of me... i live above you guys and im gonna have to go into hiding when the rest of the world revolts against you...

And don't give me that whole f*ckin "we had to, to end the war" bullsh*t... Japan wasn't the only f*cking country fighting the war... c'mon you can't f*cking tell me that sh*t didn't have a lot to do with Pearl Harbor... and America just wanting to stick one up their asses..

But thats it.. thats all I say.. im not getting into an argument about american wars with americans.. I don't want to get shot..
triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 8:32:24 PM

And Ranger, I hope you know, just as well as I do that "WHAT IF" isn't anywhere near a good enough f*cking reason to nuke half a f*cking country... c'mon...
triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 8:35:30 PM

I mean.. if "WHAT IF" was a good enough reason for everyone... France would be a smoldering hole at this point... On a side note.. Dont you agree that North Korea and Iran both serve a much more intense nuclear threat now than Japan did 60 years ago? I think so... And what about the cold war... that was a big WHAT IF and you never nuked russia.. thats a cop out.. what if... i mean there are much bigger nuclear threats to the world now in comparison to japan in the 40's... America had something to prove to Japan and they f*cking did..
f*cking dolphins..
triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 8:36:18 PM

With all due respect oh so scary americans...
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:13:24 PM

Triggax-the holocaust was much worse then the nuking of Japan. 1.5 million? seriously? it was probably far over 5 million. and also not all of them where Jews, Nazi's hated plenty of other people, and they killed a f*ck load of Russians.over 20 MILLION Russians killed where just civilians, all thanks to the Nazi's. and you think what happened to Japan was the most horrible thing to happen in human history?

and it's not like Canada helped a whole lot with WWII. sure they did something, but not much.

"the only thing on this planet that scares me is America... straight up... scares the sh*t out of me... i live above you guys and im gonna have to go into hiding when the rest of the world revolts against you..."

i'm glad your scared of America, but don't worry we don't want to touch Canada, it's like a diseased dog that no-body wants.

"And don't give me that whole f*ckin "we had to, to end the war" bullsh*t... Japan wasn't the only f*cking country fighting the war
"

and we did give Japan a fair warning to surrender, they didn't even bother to f*cking respond so we nuked them. it's their fault their children died, should have known we'd retaliate against them for Pearl Harbor and for the rest of their war effort. and by that time the Allies already defeated the Italians and Germany, so who else would they f*cking bomb?
ughtug writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:27:37 PM

Triggax@ The Japs said they would fight us to the last man, woman and child. We just proved them wrong is all. And I wouldn't weep to hard for them either, check out the Rape of Nanking sometime.
triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:42:16 PM

//and you think what happened to Japan was the most horrible thing to happen in human history?

I never said that at all man are you insane? I just finished saying it was comparable to the holocaust.. theres been worse things than the holocaust even.. thats not what im saying at all... i was saying, historically thats the most f*cked up sh*t you americans have ever done... Am I wrong? I f*cking hope not... i dont want to know what your country has done that would be worse than that...

You guys have no argument... You're the only ones that have ever used force like that in the history of the planet... And f*ck you encore.. this was still a civilized conversation.. Im not calling your country a hick infested drain on world economy... I dont think I need the diseased dog reference..
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:50:22 PM

"Thats f*cking awful.. thats like the single most awful thing that's ever happened the entire history of this planet."

i believe these are your own words are they not?

and your right, the bombing of Japan is probably the worse thing America has ever done.

and i apologize for the diseased dog thing i was going over-board with that. this is a civilized conversation and i'd like to keep it that way ...
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 9:51:18 PM

your=you're
triggax writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:17:50 PM

Yep I did... I did say that, I stand corrected.. My bad... But you get what im saying... right? I dont have a hate on for america at all... im pretty f*cking right wing conservative as it is... soo...
encoreyourface writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:23:46 PM

right .... so is COC a fag or what?
ughtug writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:29:05 PM

Triggax@I'd put the genocide of the America's native population in the number one spot. We are an F-ed up people. I feel wierd for being proud of that.
BigFoot writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:45:43 PM

I've been to Iraq you know.
BigFoot writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 10:48:12 PM

My last comment looks so out of place, but I do love Team America.
CCBlev writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 11:36:35 PM

Damn I feel the love in this thread, makes me feel all warm and cozy inside. I wonder how Lee is feeling now that he just got his first sandwhich action with Dandy and COC done? Gotta give him a day or 2 so his swollen jaw fomr sucking their c*cks can go down and he can talk again. Bet his *sshole is sucking buttermile now!!
CCBlev writes:
on February 20th, 2010 at 11:37:57 PM

buttermile=buttermilk
wheres our edit button at?
autiger10 writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 12:05:39 AM

all sean penn needs are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he's fine.
FBO writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 12:43:13 AM

Relax trig, I was pulling Meca's chain. He was all over WP looking for as many fights as he could start. I was giving him what he wants, An *sshole of an American. Of coarse the second I mention war he tucks tail and runs... Typical Scot. Look what we did to Japan was was a bad thing, but it was also how war were fought, not that it was okay to do, but that's how people were back then. Isn't it great that wars aren't fought like that now. However I PROMISE YOU more people would have died had we not end the war with that move. So what do you think; Stop more people from dying by doing something unconscionable or let the war go on and guarantee the deaths of more people? I'll tell you what, I am just glad I didn't have to make that call.

FBO writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 12:55:06 AM

@Teemsalemi - Japan was vicious! The Japans made American POW's build air raid shelters only to block them in the shelters and then kill them by burning them alive with jet fuel. The Japanesse were actually much more barbaric than Nazi Germany.

As for the Native Americans, what we did was jacked up, but what we're doing to them now is much, MUCH worse than just killing them. We've killed off their culture by providing food, money and land (not to mention alcohol) free of charge. We've now made a lazy race of people who barely live. I don't know if you guys have ever been to a place like Pine Ridge or Eagle Butte, but it's comparable to a third world country. Seriously, google Pine Ridge South Dakota and look at the pictures.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 1:12:56 AM

uh huh huh huh .... you said butte ....
FBO writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 2:42:48 AM

Shut up Beavis, huh huh huh
Eben1277 writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 2:57:52 AM

It's absolutely sinful what the colonists/Americans have done to the indigenous population over the course of the last 400 years. Our treatment of the natives makes the whole slavery thing seem not so bad by comparison, and really, that sh*t was pretty bad. And really who's to blame? f*cking WASPs. Technically I think we can blame the British, since we started as Brits, right?

As far as fat man and little boy are concerned, don't quote me, but I think 90,000 and 140,000 were the populations of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. My numbers could be off, since I'm too lazy to verify, and I've been out of school for about 14 years. I also believe the estimated body count if the war had continued using conventional methods (napalm bombing) was believed to be in the millions, with casualties on both sides. If my teachers in high school weren't misrepresenting the facts, the Holocaust was an organized attempt to exterminate a race of people, and ended up doing the job to the tune of, if I recall correctly, about 6 million Jews, and 4 million non-Jews. This of course doesn't take into account the collateral damage that the populations of Europe and Russia (I know, technically part of Europe, but the Soviets were really more of a separate entity)sustained. I personally don't feel that the horrible waste of life that was the decimation of two civilian populations done in order to avoid a larger waste of life can be put on the same level as the systematic execution of a civilian population with the intent of bringing it to extinction.

And not all Americans voted for Bush. Since I've reached the voting age I've voted once for Ross Perot and twice for Ralph Nader. Many people told me I was wasting my vote, to which I respond, f*ck you, NY went about 60% or 70% to the Democratic candidate all three of those years, as I had predicted it would, so my vote would have been meaningless anyway. Which is why I stayed home for the last election. The only thing that will get me to vote next time around is if Ron Paul is running.

Freudian... LeeMacca claims to be Scottish, but I believe he must be lying and is in fact, Danish. And since his name is not Lars Ulrich, he doesn't get a pass.
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 3:16:10 AM

@trig - you're comparing 21st Century nuclear powers to nuclear power of the 1940's? What's the point of that?

The Japanese didn't hold value on life (there's or the enemies). They wouldn't have stopped.

They went to war because the US cut off their oil supply by the way (bit of trivia there for some).

I had a close relative fight and die in one of their POW camps (they were awaiting re-supply from the Americans - which never arrived). Apparently the torture was something never seen before. The German's treated their POW's quite well (it was the civilians in their death camps treated with atrocities).

@encore - to stick up for Canada for a moment. Re-check your facts. Their Navy during the WWII was the 3rd (I believe it was) most powerful in the world (not req. now because of NATO), and Hitler was quoted as saying it was the Canadians he worried about most (because of their training). Watch either 'The Devil's Brigade' (as this is a movie site, and I'm trying to revert back to movies here).

@Trig - I'm not one for judging the actions of those in war. I wasn't in WWII (although I had close relatives in it - even a parent - enough to give big-mouth Lee-Maca the freedom to live these days in peace and bitch about his mediocre life he's created with his cab rides, and choked-upon pints with his mates).

And civilians are ALWAYS causalities of war... always. Not saying I'm for the bombings of Japan... but I know it saved lives in the end.
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 3:26:14 AM

@Eben - great post (as usual).

And you're right (and others you know are wrong), your vote ALWAYS counts!

Good for you for not following the herd!
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 3:27:57 AM

@autiger - 'a cool BUD' - I believe was Spicoli's line... lol.
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 3:33:11 AM

And for clarity (as it's been touched upon above with broad paint strokes)...

Japan WAS warned.

They ignored the warning.

The US nuke one city with ANOTHER warning of ANOTHER strike (in 3 days was it?).

They ignored that warning.

The US nuke again.

I could honestly see them calling a bluff on the first warning - 'drop out of the war or we'll nuke you! - Reply: 'What's a Nuke?!' But after the first city was nuked and they IGNORED the 2nd. warning... ok, don't care how you slice that... that's just stupid, and indicates a COMPLETE 'care-less' about our population.
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 3:48:21 AM

@encore - I see you apologized to Trig about the 'diseased dog' Canada is that 'nobody wants (which was good of you).

Did you know that Canada is the #1 supplier to the US of: oil (2nd. largest oil reserves in the world, possibly of all the world considering their tar sands projects), hydro power and fresh water (largest supply of any country in the world is held by Canada - which is the 2nd. largest country in the world)? Your apology was gentlemanly, and I know your insult came from a play of passion during this conversation, but I'm sure you would agree (if you didn't know the above facts already) that the US does indeed need Canada.
FBO writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 4:18:02 AM

If you want an outstanding WWII movie look up The Great Raid (John Dahl) It's probably the most honest war movie I've ever seen! I want to go to Canada one day. My Dad grew up in Alberta
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 4:26:24 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326905/

Seen it.
Good movie.
The stuff heroes are made of!

LeeMaca writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 9:43:09 AM

as soon as the war talk started Leemaca ran? I started the war talk and FBO just giving him what he wants?????I had a disagreement with c-prime that everyone else jumped onto so getb your facts
pnkntndr writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 10:26:33 AM

@FBO Back to your first comment...

"they're more like... vaginal discharge or something."

Anal discharge, my friend
pnkntndr writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 10:43:04 AM

@Leemaca

Honestly no one likes a whiny little bitch. Why would you, like every other faggy c*nt on here (Dandy, Vin, COC, Sean, etc.), just try and start sh*t? You made a comment about dandy and then became JUST LIKE HIM(them)... Doesn't that even make sense to you? Your original comment was actually kinda funny. Then you took offence to the rebuttal. The reason everyone, who frequents this site, will lash out at you is not because of being on Ranger's band wagon. It's actually because you make comments like

"i'm being the bigger man here and not keeping this going

bitch"

Then it's

"so done with this"

Followed by your many responses, making you a liar. There was no disagreement with c-prime or Freudian and yourself. Just a smartass comment Nightmare made that you got your knickers in a bunch about. Since you won't last around here because frankly you seem to be the latest addition to the "Blow Vindy Window Licker Squad", why don't you dry your tears and find another movie site's shoulder to cry on?

Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 11:44:50 AM

Well said pnk!

As he said he's done with this, and he's out... then continued to post and argue. He's already grouped into the Sean, COC retard club.
Eben1277 writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 3:00:44 PM

I believe Sean was the opposite, correct? "I'm not leaving until it's over!!!" then he left... as opposed to, "I'm not responding..." followed by a response...

Don't worry Lee, there's hope for you, you made some sense in the CapAm post, and most people have been given second chances around here.
autiger10 writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 8:26:09 PM

@ranger
bud or budd? lol

speaking of fighting and violence, i got into a confrontation last night which id love to get some feedback on.

i'm a student.
RM#1 (random) had 2 friends (B&W -Black&White)visit from austin,tx and stay at my place for over 2 weeks (15 days including today). i've had friends over, looked after a gf's dog, ect. so it didn't bother me. as long as they cleaned up their own messes, we're cool.
...
i get back home from my night and see RM#2 sitting on the curve of the road drunk dailing.
ive known RM#2 for 6 years. ive met his divorced family back at my hometown yet he still acts like he barely knows me. i know he resents me for living my own life around his, so f*ck him. he works for the apartment complex.
...
i ask if he needs a ride (in his car) to the college bars. he accepts and we walk into our place to grab his carkeys. (MISTAKE #1) i mention to him as I grab a coke that if B&W don't leave after the weekend, they're probably gonna have to leave or pay rent.
....
he looks at me like c.o.c. seeing a beautiful woman. utter disgust.
...
he says he doesn't want to go now and leaves.
...
a knock on my bedroom door.
...
B&W with RM#1.
three drunk minors.
2 of them (B&W) want some physical confrontation.
...
RM#2 pulled a Brutus on me.
...
B&W and myself exchange some nice words with each other until push comes to shove. i tell'em to f*ck off if they don't like my opinion, everyones entitled to one.
...
B shoves me away from where he and W are standing in the doorway. i catch my balance, get up, and laugh at them.
in a less than a second they look deflated, then they look enraged.
...
more words come until i realize that i need to get B&W out of my room and out of my house.
RM#1 tries calming down the situation (i don't even think RM#2 was even in the house).
...
what happened is as follows. please keep in mind that they're taller than me (5'7 156).

as W was finishing saying that i was a "p*ssy" i hit/grab him in the face and throw him through my doorway into the bathroom.
i face B.
B is mid-swing aiming at an open target (the left side of my face), but hit me moderately soft in the nose as i tried getting out of the way.
as i kick B in the chest barefoot im put in a defensive hold by RM#1.
B&W are absent from the house.
...
I wake up.
B&W are gone.
Later I confronted RM#2.
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 9:10:48 PM

Man... I just had dinner and movies with my best friend and his wife... lol.

Don't know if you're asking something, or just telling a story.

1. You can't reason with drunk people.
2. People are the way they are drunk the way they wish they could be when they're sober.
3. Sounds like at least one of your roommates is an *sshole, therefore he hangs with *ssholes, that need a little Johnny Walker courage under their belt to express themselves.
4. I'm not 5'7", 156 - I'm 6' at 255 (fit), so I'd probably be in jail right now for manslaughter... lol.
5. Quite the evening Bro. Are you doing/feeling OK (besides having your personal space violated and a load of frustration dumped upon you)?
Eben1277 writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 11:32:05 PM

autiger's post made alot more sense to me once I realized he wasn't Barley Cat (I saw black and white cartoon avatar, didn't look close, and didn't look at the name)

Tiger, reasoning with a drunk person is like reasoning with a 2 year old, only it's easier to reason with a 2 year old, because while a 2 year old may be relatively fearless, they don't have beer muscles (ie. aggressive behaviour they wouldn't have when sober). While I would love to advise you on how to handle the situation, I'm in the same boat as Ranger, being of a similar build and having a background in boxing and martial, and actually dealing with drunks as security (though I was never a Ranger myself, or indeed, even in the military). What I can tell you is, sometimes it's just better to walk away and call the cops.
triggax writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 11:39:55 PM

Sounds like you're writing for a gay porn..
Ranger writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 11:45:59 PM

@trig - need we ask how you'd recognize the gay porn writing style my friend?
Peter Parker writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 12:19:31 AM

How to recognize gay porn writing style? Easy!
One just has to read COC's posts here.

*Off topic: Brazil is one f*cking fun country!!!!


*Not that the previous posts were on topic anyway, but hey, once in Rome...

(... f*ck the Romans!)
Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 1:00:46 AM

lol.
autiger10 writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 1:39:33 AM

@ranger
yea man, i'm ok. i felt frustrated today about the whole thing but i know i handled it right.

@eben
if this situation was to repeat itself i probably would've gotten f*cked up badly. i really look at how the whole thing played out and im pretty thankful im ok. calling 911 would've been the safest route, but i think my pride got the better of me (and them).
...
NOW, let me explain how i dealt with RM#2.

As i mentioned earlier in my post, i've known this guy for 6 years and it came as a shock when i realized what he tried to do to me.
what it comes down to is that this guy has a personal vendetta against me without my knowledge.
he knowingly sent some drunks to come find and beat the sh*t out of me, but didn't even come to watch.

i look at it from his point.
- i snitched on (autiger10) to arrange a physical/verbal confrontation with the intention of embarrassing him in front of others.
but it didn't happen.
...
i caught RM#2 trying to go upstairs to his room right as i walked through the door. what i said is as follows.
..
i told him straight to his face that he was a f*cking coward.
a spineless/transparent human jellyfish.
a follower.
a waste of life and a waste of my breath.

not a single facial expression until i continued.

his face went from an aggravated redness in his cheeks to the most pale white i've ever seen in a matter of seconds (i honestly took a step back b/c i thought he was gonna puke).

i had him by the balls and i let him know that he's f*cked.
>as a company employee of the apartment complex he knowingly (and under the influence) broke a confidentiality agreement between the leaser addressing the fact that 2 individuals have been living in our home without company knowledge for 2 weeks.
>by double-crossing me, he knowingly threatened the health of the leaser by allowing and telling individuals where to find me and inflict harm.
he realized that i can have him fired, evicted, and homeless in a matter of hours.

to be honest fellas it felt pretty damn good holding the gun to this guy's head.

right now im contemplating whether i should move out for the sake of my own personal comfort b/c it'll always be RM#1&2 vs. me, or if i should pull the f*cking trigger on Tommy Roddenberry.
---------------------
@trig
don't be pissed that your the only one who hates steve martin.
Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 2:30:44 AM

@aut - you have a good head on your shoulders.

A bit of quiet time by yourself, and you'll figure out what's best for you.

Hate Steve Martin - the man that gave us 'The Jerk!' (... it was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.' - and 'Wally on the Run!'?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRfWrOuXlo

Peter Parker writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 2:58:56 AM

@ autiger:

How about buying a couple of hobos a six-pack, then tell them to go find your roomies and f*ck'em up real good?

Tell the hobos your roommates usually carry a lot of cash with them, that should be a good incentive, just in case they turn out to be some rare species of hobos that won't rape grannies for booze.
Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 3:00:15 AM

Raped grannies have the best vanilla extract in their cupboards!
autiger10 writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 3:21:58 AM

@ranger
sometimes you gotta show how pathetic some people really are on this earth. and god damn, you do it well here.

"These cans are defective!"

@peterparker
your right lol way out on left field.
argentinian women are up there on brazil's level as well.

Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 3:24:47 AM

Thank you.

'He hates these cans!'
BLAM - BLAM - BLAM - !!!

THERE'S CANS I THERE TOO!!!

'This is the best 'Pizza-in-a-Cup' anywhere... he ran the other 'Pizza-in-a-Cup' guy right out of business.'

A Cosmetologist? Wow... that's impressive!
Must be hard getting use to all that weightlessness though.

Priceless!
autiger10 writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 3:26:18 AM

hobos? lol i might as well buy a 40 ounce and let the bums fight for it
Peter Parker writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 3:47:07 AM

"might as well buy a 40 ounce and let the bums fight for it"

... well, it worked for Kimbo Slice, he made a career off of that, so you can actually say you were just spotting for talent!
It's almost like charity work.

Nevertheless, remember to tell them about your two rich roommates with cash in their pockets and expensive watches!
rabid writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 12:52:28 PM

Go Sean Penn! Paparazzi are human c*ckroaches. It should be legal to hunt them.
Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 1:50:06 PM

No argument here.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 2:23:44 PM

Paparazzi are human?
Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 2:47:25 PM

Sub-human. Just above COC.
triggax writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 3:24:51 PM

"@trig
don't be pissed that your the only one who hates steve martin."

LOL... Theres gotta be someone else out there that doesn't like Steve Martin....?

Whats the best part of a steve martin film?

The Credits.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 5:28:19 PM

Doing Q&A here? Ok.

Q: How does COC pick up women?

A: He doesn't, he's a f*cking faggot.
triggax writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 6:08:58 PM

Q: How many fly ass white bitches did I violate this week...

A: f*cking zero... My black ass wife just yells at me a lot...


fml...
Ranger writes:
on February 22nd, 2010 at 10:47:44 PM

All wives yell a lot Bro. It's what they do.
tomeenucknfutz writes:
on February 23rd, 2010 at 12:50:05 AM

The cops in the OJ trial weren't racist, they just liked kicking the sh*t out of black folks.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 23rd, 2010 at 7:25:43 PM

@PP-lol
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