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nope.com writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 5:29:06 AM
unless they hire whores and homos who can't act
... they're halfway there though
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Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 5:41:07 AM
Oh, I smell beastiality in the air.
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Scrooge McDuck writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 5:51:20 AM
This movie will blow, simply because it is conforming itself to fit another movie's fanbase. That immediately spells unoriginality, poor acting and indy music.
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trailertrash writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 6:33:21 AM
Bit of a worry Sponge Bob square pants appeals to the Twilight fans......
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barley_cat writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 8:14:01 AM
Ew Freud- So who is it exactly that Red Riding Whore is going to have a romance with? As far as i remember, the only males in this story were the wolf or the woodsman.
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Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 8:41:11 AM
I'm guessing that the woodsman will bring his big axe
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barley_cat writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 9:05:06 AM
I thought the woodsman was her dad though! EWW
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CCBlev writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 9:23:43 AM
who wants to steal the fans of the gayest franchise in movie history? God, whats in that Kool-Aid hollywood's been drinking, I want some of that sh*t.
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Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 9:56:21 AM
Her dad? No, I think he was just a random passer by. But if it's her dad, this story just got a bit more juicier.
And finally a movie COC can relate to
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realgirl76 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 10:15:13 AM
A story with an old woman getting eaten, guessing COC will be a no show....
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warlord writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 10:29:53 AM
is the wolf gonna be gay
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FFantasy1984 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 10:37:07 AM
I don't think anything can be as had as Twilight
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jeffw1978 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 10:39:07 AM
COC will show up hoping to see the woodsman f*ck the gay wolf.
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Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 10:55:28 AM
@Fantasy1984: Do not challenge Hollywood!
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pnkntndr writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 10:59:05 AM
How about they cast a lady with more sex appeal? Oh wait, Twilight audience...
So they're aiming for boys who don't know what boobs are and girls that wish they had them.
Sad story
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Ranger writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 11:52:34 AM
Little Red Riding Hood is a f*cking whore.
I had her over here 3 nights ago!
That little tart could f*ck!
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Whitta writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 12:21:09 PM
i remember reading awhile ago, they were gonna make this a disturbing, f*cked up horror movie...
whats this PG-13 sh*t
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Ranger writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 12:21:58 PM
Politics. Someone, somewhere is 'settling' on this project already which = Zzzzzzz!
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Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 12:24:55 PM
@Whitta. If they make it Twilight-ish it will still be disturbing and f*cked up...in the wrong way, but still...
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Ranger writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 12:27:05 PM
Then the Little Red Riding pillows will ensue.
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jeffw1978 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 12:44:11 PM
And more of COC pillow biting/f*cking will ensue
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TRUEMAN writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 1:40:29 PM
i smell crap in the air mixed with some homos!
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lawman writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 2:14:37 PM
UNLESS SHE GETS PLOWED AND THEN MAULED BY A HUGE WOLF MAN THEN I AM NOT INTERESTED! AND FOR THE LUMBER JACK, THEY SGOULD USE WILL FERREL IN THE SAME GET UP HE WORE IN STEP BROTHERS!
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lawman writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 2:14:56 PM
"I TRAVELED 5000 MILES TO GIVE YOU MY SEED"
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encoreyourface writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 3:13:05 PM
a little red riding hood movie when she gets kidnapped and raped by nature itself would be awesome. or if she becomes the wolfs sex slave, that's good too.
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FBO writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 3:51:48 PM
@Ranger, I had her over two nights ago! That explains why she was tired after only three hours
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Blank x2 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 3:57:42 PM
Jesus, Hollywood, what are you thinking?
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jeffw1978 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:17:57 PM
They are thinkind tweens will wet themselves when they see the characters whine, bitch, and constantly look like they are in pain on the screen while a gay werewolf (more than likely) walks around with no shirt on and tries to f*ck the woodsman.
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Ranger writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:23:49 PM
@FBO - well, I only f*cked her twice that day (for 12 hours each time). She was looking pretty Lohan when I was done with her.
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encoreyourface writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:39:32 PM
by Lohan do you mean a used up c*m bucket crack whore with nothing going for her but the next time she gets her ass ripped by a strap-on wearing lebian? if so i know your pain.
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lawman writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:41:30 PM
i AM ASSUMING BY "LOHAN" YOU MEAN CLASSY AND ELEGANT WITH A HINT OF NAIVITY? EITHER THAT OR LIKE A STEW MADE FROM OLD BEER, USED ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS, AND GOUDA CHEESE!
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encoreyourface writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:43:27 PM
@lawman-i think it's a combination of both of ours.
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Eben1277 writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:43:57 PM
Is that picture from the porn adaptation???
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Jedimax writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 4:49:37 PM
Well to steal a Twilight audience you need a male lead...which doesn't exist in Little Red Ridding ho.... wait...WAIT... taylor lautner can still be Jacob, AND THE WOLF, and the movie will be about the moral dilemma that lies between his alternative options of "eating" Amanda Seyfried.
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Ranger writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 5:07:58 PM
Were there males in Twilight?
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encoreyourface writes:
on February 19th, 2010 at 7:06:38 PM
Ranger- i do believe extremely those extremely feminine things with the fangs where supposed to be the "men" in this "film".
(i laugh at even pretending those where guys ...)
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Eben1277 writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 6:10:45 AM
No but seriously, where's that picture from??? that chic is hot
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pnkntndr writes:
on February 21st, 2010 at 9:49:54 AM
I agree Eben! f*cking cast her!
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Charlie9 writes:
on February 23rd, 2010 at 2:17:05 PM
We prefer to call it 'Interspecies Erotica'
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