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Photos: "Twilight" Pillows are Just Wrong

Posted: February 17th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Photos: "Twilight" Pillows are Just WrongSubmit Comment
I thought that the "Twilight" craze could not possibly get any worse than the documentary about the town of Forks, Washington, the location of the events in Stephenie Meyer's books. I was wrong.

Right now, there is a site out there selling life-size pillows of Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and Edward (Robert Pattinson). They are called Manllow (half man, half pillow) and they are completely sold out.

Description: For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Don't worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.

That's right ladies, these pillows are of age, so have your way with them.

Photos: (click to enlarge)


Source: /Film, Etsy


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Peter Parker writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:04:02 AM

Oh Alex, you're just asking for a riot, aren't you?
Scrooge McDuck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:18:44 AM

I hope they make a Bella one, complete with moistening vagina.

These are so retarded looking. The Edward one looks like Edgar from Men In Black.
trailertrash writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:21:03 AM

why why why why why why why why post this story...... what a freak she is , pillow muncher
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:22:48 AM

jesus christ alex!

why?

@peter parker

lets start a revolt.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:33:53 AM

@ trailertrash:

My thoughts exactly!
Well, at least COC may finally understand why people around here call him pillow biter!

@ BDeck:

We'll need silver bullets!
Or we can just use these articles to make jokes about COC's incestuous family! That's always fun too...

On a different note:

Is it just me, or does chink girl look like she has huuuuge f*cking knockers in that picture?
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:37:14 AM

I think my jaw just did an Ebert.

C'mon! This f*cking ridicolous!

I guess PILF will be the new MILF.

And anyone who want to take bets, that COC is running to daddy for his allowance-money?
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:54:21 AM

Now we see what pillow COC bites down on as his Dad ass rapes him.

Miissssttteeerrrr Paaatttiinsssoonnn heeellppp meeeeeeeee!!!!

Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:55:40 AM

And the night's COC Dad is bowling, he just tucks in the mouth on the pillow and f*cks that.

Pillow f*cking COC!
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:56:30 AM

Mmmmmm Daddy... did you just wash my pillow?

It doesn't smell like COC anymore... it smells like AIDS.
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:57:40 AM

"these pillows are of age, so have your way with them." ---- f*ck! I just threw up!!!
telur writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:58:32 AM

I buy one
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:58:39 AM

I'll bet COC paid the extra $5. to get his Patz manilow with the stiff finger to ram up his ass.
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 4:59:50 AM

Buy quick Telur!

The limited edition Lautner manilow (with strap-on) is almost sold out!
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:03:28 AM

Looks like the one in the picture is loaded with gaynip, so COC will play with that for hours!
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:07:35 AM

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...

f*ck THIS IDEA!!!
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:22:48 AM

@PP - those aren't her knockers... that's her belly!

The Patz and Lautner 'manilows' gave each others *ssholes the night off and tag-teamed Hop-Along Suzie there and stuffed her good... SHE'S PREGGERS!!!
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:34:42 AM

One looks like Travolta (Barbarino days).

2nd. looks like Gary Sinise.

The third just looks like a gay, fat Asian with no dignity.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:35:41 AM

@ Ranger:

In case you're right, the bad news is, there goes my dream of a chink chick with a big rack.

The good news is, it's kick the unborn time!

Chink Chick: - "I think I just felt the baby kicking!"

Peter Parker: - "Here, let me return the favor and show Eight Months how it's done!"
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:41:40 AM

'...it's kick the unborn time!'

Mmmmm... placenta soup for dinner!


Hey.... just like Patz and Lautner... these manilows don't have Adam's Apples either!
Coincidence? I think not!
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:56:14 AM

silly alex those aren't twilight pillows.

its the dudes from mtvs "jersey shore"?
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:57:56 AM

Haven't seen it. Are they gay too?
whoever writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:05:12 AM

Is it just me, or does chink girl look like she has huuuuge f*cking knockers in that picture?


No PP, that is Roger Ebert's new chin they are growing on her chest.
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:05:41 AM

little known fact,

cocs dad has Leprosy.

after he f*cked his whore of a mother he said keep the tip.


Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:06:28 AM

Or that's the Gary Coleman midgetilow she has under her shirt.
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:07:21 AM

COCS dad has Leprosy.

He had to give up playing hockey...

too many face-offs!
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:08:17 AM

That Asian is stuffed more than a gayilows are.
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:13:27 AM

@ranger

yes,bunch of dumb guidos and fat chicks with stupid names at the beach.

check out the youtube of a chick named snooki getting punched in the face. its some good stuff,
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:14:31 AM

what do you call cocs dad in a hottub?

stew
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:15:41 AM

Porridge.
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:16:15 AM

@BDeck - will do (I've heard a LOT about the lately... never seen them).
johnny_boy writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:16:59 AM

This stupid country. Are we on thus site one of the only sane ones left?
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:18:37 AM

why did cocs mom leave the leper?

business was dropping off
The Skippy Spartan writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:20:30 AM

I will assume this comes from Japan

Japan, producers of at least 90% of the worlds most useless and wierdiest sh*t since 1976
yourfriendwiththebigd1ck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:20:36 AM

i want one with a vampire dildo ;L...
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:20:47 AM

well really its Jamaican chowder.
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:44:23 AM

@Skippy: So COC is from Japan?
barley_cat writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 7:49:17 AM

I'd get one, at least it wouldn't f*cking argue with me and call me it's ex-girlfriends name!
barley_cat writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 7:55:22 AM

Wait a sec, i've already got an alternative that does that, give ya'll a clue-it needs batteries!
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 8:06:22 AM

Bread toaster?
barley_cat writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 8:18:19 AM

Does your bread toaster need batteries? Lol
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 8:35:48 AM

Yeah, that's how I (bread)roll.
barley_cat writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 8:58:36 AM

Lol. You (pea)nutter
BDeck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 9:01:47 AM

just in case you didnt know.coc uses his dads spunk for jelly
Ranma-Irias writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 9:43:46 AM

that's just wrong...that's just wrong, aids wrong!
CCBlev writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 9:46:47 AM

guys remember this is just the start, next we will see twilight blowup up dolls and sex toys. Shouldnt have said that, i think i just made coc's day, i bet he's waking his dad up now for lil good mornin sex
Hollywood1086 writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 9:52:47 AM

horrifying
MoneyHayabusa writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 10:05:24 AM

"...Completely sold out" HAHAHAHA say what you will but those bitches be makin money.
ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 11:23:00 AM

those things come with glory holes?
jeffw1978 writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 11:29:46 AM

You know the zipperhead really doesn't lok like she is enjoying herself too much. I guess there isn't a bukake feature included.
KirkLazerus writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 11:45:38 AM

hahahahahahahah great the world is turning out to be like Idiocracy all hail President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
vaodsi writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 12:40:32 PM

Alex that's awesome!
"these pillows are of age so have your way with them!'
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!! that just totally made my day.
super_suck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 12:46:40 PM

totally speechless
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 1:05:08 PM

Years ago I went into the home of this CUTE Asian girl - fit - wore mini-mini skirts...heels. She was one of 4 women I was poking at that time (3 in the same office tower - but smart enough to keep them on different floors) - go into her boudoir and she had a 'New Kids on the Block!' pillow. I c*nt tell you how fast that padded piece of sh*t got tossed into the corner (the pillow I'm talking about... the girl CAME later).

She said she heard they were going to be the next Beatles (I f*cked her in the ass for that one - she never spoke of them again!).

f*cking FADS!
yourfriendwiththebigd1ck writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 1:36:25 PM

sexy blow-up dolls, can't wait to suck one off mmmmmm ;O <==3
RoadDogXVIII writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 1:39:15 PM

Because this sh*t makes money, our opinions don't mean jack sh*t. And that semi-fat Asian girl in the picture can't inspire a witty joke from me, but her stroking that pillow in the second picture couldn't be any less disturbing than it is.
rocketman writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 2:03:43 PM

Beats keeping a body in the fridge i guess.
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 2:08:28 PM

No it doesn't.
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 2:09:14 PM

@RoadDog - 'semi-fat'?!

I threw a snowball at that bitch and it went into orbit around her waist!!!
TeemSelami writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 3:46:13 PM

my wife (a jap) is going to be so embarrassed. i bet this sh*t sells out in 30 seconds. lonely middle aged vaginas are far creepier than any dirty old man.
rocketman writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 3:54:49 PM

@ I know you're right,it's just i get soooo sick of the defrosting.
rocketman writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 3:56:23 PM

....@ranger^
Evil_Disco writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 5:54:19 PM

That sh*t is just wrong...
Ranger writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:15:37 PM

Read the label on these manilows...

They're stuffed with GAY!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 6:40:56 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's so f*cked up!!!


so.. basically after you cut a hole in them (unless they're already anatomically correct ... which would be even more f*cked up) Dandy doesn't have to pretend his dog is Fagginson any more on those steamy nights ...

also who ever drew those have very poor art skills.

and also i agree with @Scrooge i would do f*cked up things to a Bella one ...
BayHarbor_Butcher writes:
on February 17th, 2010 at 11:47:31 PM

*BWAHAHAHA!oh man. Alotta losers out there i guess!
Kurskij writes:
on February 18th, 2010 at 5:29:47 PM

@Encore

You mistypred
Kurskij writes:
on February 18th, 2010 at 5:32:09 PM

dang, a'ight, let's start again:

@encore

You mistyped, my friend?... I think it was meant to be like this:

"so.. basically after you cut a hole in them (unless they're already anatomically correct ... which would be even more f*cked up) Dandy's DOG doesn't have to pretend his Dandy is Fagginson any more on those steamy nights ...

Kurskij writes:
on February 18th, 2010 at 5:33:18 PM

you can also change "Dandy's Dog" to "Dandy's DOC" or whoever is the alpha-whore in the couple
Kurskij writes:
on February 18th, 2010 at 5:35:05 PM

"They are called Manllow (half man, half pillow) and they are completely sold out"

Manilow? Barry Manilow?!

encoreyourface writes:
on February 18th, 2010 at 8:00:23 PM

kurskij-lol!

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