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Penelope Cruz Joins "Pirates of the Caribbean 4"

Posted: February 10th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Penelope Cruz Joins "Pirates of the Caribbean 4"Submit Comment
After working with director Rob Marshall on "Nine," actress Penelope Cruz has now reunited with him for "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," alongside Johnny Depp.

Depp is reprising his popular role of Captain Jack Sparrow, and while plot details are being kept secret, it is known the tale revolves around the Fountain of Youth. Cruz's character details are still unknown, but it is said that she is to be Sparrow's foil and equal in many ways.

The fourth installment is going before the cameras this summer in Hawaii, and is scheduled to hit theaters on May 20th, 2011.

Source: THR


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Lowryder writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 7:51:29 PM

unless she shows some tits in this movie, i am not interested.
The Scythe writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:07:17 PM

^
I agree.
KalVicious writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:09:47 PM

It could be interesting. Watch "Blow" (2001) to see what they (Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz) are like acting together. :)
Ari Gold writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:10:09 PM

Yeah well, I want to see where she bleeds from.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:10:32 PM

@Lowryer- you said it man, i want Jack to put his Sparrow in her Cruz!
jeffw1978 writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:20:35 PM

I am with Ari, lets see some full nudity
encoreyourface writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:22:59 PM

yep. a good wet,soapy nude shower scene is in order ...
bale01289 writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:42:29 PM

Won't be seeing this at the movies! This franchise lost me after the second PoC. The third was quite dreadful! I wish a scorching case of scurvy over this whole movie! Yeah....Take That!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 8:55:09 PM

lol.
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 9:01:10 PM

I'd so eat the raisins outta her ass!!!
The Skippy Spartan writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 9:13:58 PM

This film just got better!

She starts drinking Rum and goes on a nudy run in the carribean! Hopefully
BigUnit writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 9:18:06 PM

she is fine
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 9:21:29 PM

@Skippy - rum down her bum... then I show up!
shayhiri writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 9:26:36 PM

Bunch'a wankers, ain't ya?
GIST writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 9:41:24 PM

Really? Hmph...
I wonder if she'll get wired on Blow and cause a mutiny on Jack Sparrow.
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:07:01 PM

@shay - Blue Oyster Bar close early tonight and cranky because you're not getting any c*ck in your mouth?
scarface85 writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:10:27 PM

wow this is great i wonder how will she be like,
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:11:01 PM

Slightly drunk with her legs apart, if there's a God!
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:12:27 PM

Oiled up... maybe a bit tied up with silk scarves.
SACdaddy writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:25:23 PM

@Ranger: You've got a serious raisin fetish my friend.

Penelope Cruz is a sexy Latina twig. She's a hell of an actress too but skinny as f*ck none the less. Still cant deny she got my juice flowin in Blow, Vicky Christina Barcelona, and Woman on Top.
BigFoot writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:25:43 PM

I just might see this now.

Oh and scarface 85: That's an awesome avatar! Bleach FTW!!!!!
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:29:34 PM

@SAC - the skinny ones are fun to play Gumby and Pokey with.
The5thBeatle5 writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 10:50:53 PM

damn she's HOT.
GIST writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 11:53:54 PM

I say put Penelope Cruz, her sister Monica Cruz & their sexy doppelganger Paz Vega in Pirates 4, playing naked pirate-hookers. It will without a doubt, beat out Avatar no problem. All three women have a f*ckin' stellar figure to make men eat a buffet of dead roadkill off their bodies.
Ranger writes:
on February 10th, 2010 at 11:56:51 PM

I'd eat the ass out of a dead skunk to have a crack at her... ummm... crack.
BigFoot writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 12:28:36 AM

I knew there was a reason I liked Sahara so much!
telur writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 1:06:16 AM

wow 2011 is busy movies
Freudian_Nightmare writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 1:27:41 AM

Well, the good news is that she makes my happy juice run. The bad news is that she isn't funny. She can act, but can't do funny.

It's funny to see that you won't even try to pass as a non-c*ckloving retard anymore, Shay. Nice to see how you have embraced your inner self. So, if you only could go and give head to a gun, we all would be ever so happy.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 2:04:43 AM

lol.

Evil_Disco writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 3:46:22 AM

Penelope Cruz is a pain in the ass.
Overrated as well!
FBO writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 4:36:43 AM

Evil_Disco, you must have mental issues
johnny_boy writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 5:17:15 AM

So Jack sparrow rides a horse in this film, huh?
wonderBOY writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 5:25:53 AM

its a PG movie no nudity wait for the porn version On strangers' thighs or something like that just spitballing
barley_cat writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 1:18:21 PM

No i agree Evil_disco, she gets on my tits too! Good actor but annoying accent.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 2:52:16 PM

I'd go down on her 'til her head caved in!
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 3:50:25 PM

Penelope Cruz in:

'Love Cruise to Butt Pirate Island!'
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 3:54:08 PM

For those of you saying on here that you would like to see Penelope Cruz naked in Pirates of the Caribbean 4, let me re-inform you that NOOOO!!!, you will NOT see her naked in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, because FOR GOD SAKES, ITS A GOD FOR SAKEN DISNEY MOVIE!, NOT A PORNOGRAGHIC FILM!!!. Get that straight now and move on!!!!!!!. I understand what your saying!, because she is HOT, but if what you where saying was about a porno movie that involved female actresses, then i could understand what your saying!, which that genre will NEVER EVER excist!, EVER!. Sorry =/.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 4:13:09 PM

Hey Sean... is your Mom's *sshole as tight as yours?
THE MAD HATTER writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 6:18:50 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 revenge of the sult bag . Well she might be really good in it and show us her tit's.But I have seen in to the further. Before nevre did I cry thoure my eyes only my d*ck. Now I have larend ture suffearing form this.There is no hope for Pirates of the Caribbean 4.Her ass is a Slimy Mudhole
Unexpected this is. And unfortunate By the way Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge is a great pron moive Many a times have a I wacthed it .I haven't seen the frisont yet tho,I really should make the time .
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 6:22:26 PM

Ranger, or what you called yourself, You obviously have a brain the size of a grain of sand!. I normally would not tell someone on here like you on here this but, you made me come to the point where i need you know that i've read every one of your comments on here, and if all you know how to do is be rude, then you basically need to be blocked on here from commenting here ever again!, and really, i'm not just saying that!. If You do continue with your moronic attitide, i bet you, you will soon no longer able to comment here again, most definately!!!!!.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 7:40:06 PM

Well, thank you for your opinion Mr. Self-Important.

If this is your site... block me. If not, shut your f*cking c*cksucker!

You could take your complaint to the moderators of this site however... but do it fast... your mom wants her computer back soon to book in her tricks (f*cking whore that she is).

PS: I'm thrilled you can read. But... you opinion means little on here (believe me). So try to post relative to the topic. Give to Jesus on Sunday, and get some of that hard-earned Walmart cash into that collection plate for passing judgment and doing God's work.

God Bless you Loser!

Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 7:43:37 PM

PS: I'd still so kick Penelope's back door off by the hinges!
THE MAD HATTER writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 8:04:37 PM

My computer was crashing so posted it ,I really didn't want have repost it .I see there are some spelling Errors oh well.
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 9:06:27 PM

Ranger, i already have told the moderators of this site about you, so you will probably blocked soon now!. So you can expect to not being able to comment here or anywhere on this site very soon!. You need to seriously learn how to talk to people on here, because you pretty much don't know how to at all!, as i and everyone else on here can obviously see!. In fact, Go and continue your little rant in the forums of this website and get out of this comment post, and don't bother coming back on here!.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 9:22:15 PM

And who are you again c*nty?

Riiiggghhhttt... nobody.

Thx. for sharing. Now, back to stalking playgrounds.

The only thing more pathetic than a non-contributing, tough-guy wannabe, p*ssy, internet lurker is one that thinks his opinion actually matters, and worse yet, assumes he's speaking for all involved.

Learn how to talk to others? Like you c*nt?

f*ck off.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 9:23:12 PM

'...and don't bother coming back on here!'

LOLOLOLO!!!

Did your idiot parents teach you your opinion matters? Unless you own/moderate this site, YOU f*ck off pansy.
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:22:41 PM

You know what Ranger?, i already told the people of this wbeite about you, so go ahead and continue your little dumb rant, and i absolutely assure you, you will be blocked from ever commenting here again. I'm not sure you really even realize at all what a complete and total idiot you are making your self look like to me and every one else on here, i mean seriously now, come on, give it up already. All the little extremely stupid things you are saying are going to get you no where what so ever!.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:25:15 PM

'to me and every one else on here'

Speaking for everyone else on here are you?
Wow... you ARE ALL-Powerful!

Look... whiny, pathetic bitch (you probably squat when you piss), you ran to the Moderators... let's see what happens, OK, Mr. Last Word Freak?!

PS: I like your pissy rant. Thx. for the chuckle Mr. Insignificant.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:26:10 PM

'i absolutely assure you, you will be blocked from ever commenting here again.'


We shall see c*nt-boy, we shall see.
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:26:54 PM

The people of this website will block you, if they see what your saying on every response here!. So, i'd suggest you'd stop, and move on already. Unless you want to get blocked, then hey!, be my guest and get your self blocked, and see if i care!.
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:31:46 PM

Go ahead, get your self blocked. The more you argue and call other people names and argue, then the more likely you will be caught for it, and will be blacked. I'm warning you, and if you don't want to listen, then hey, fine. People usually do get bloacked for being rude to others, when their doing exactly what you are doing, and you do know what i mean!.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:31:48 PM

Apparently you do care.

1. You've reported me to the Moderator(s).
2. You keep replying.
3. Get that broken d*ck out of your stinky vagina.
4. f*ck off and go suck your Momma's d*ck.
5. You were molested as a child.
6. Your parents are losers.
7. I'll bet you can't breathe and walk at the same time.
8. Seriously, you're dull, a prissy, AND a c*nt (quite the combo).
9. Get that sand out of your vag.
10. How old were you when your Dad first entered your bum?
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:33:19 PM

You're WARNING me!

My oh my... LOL! Where were you before Katrina hit?!

What a douche bag you are, pansy.
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:37:54 PM

I see all those things have happened to you!. I guess those type of things happen to all the people including your self, who does not have a life!. Let me tell you something, when someone like you continues a rant like this, their either ususally in all the situation you mentioned, which all of them you are, or they are completely low lives, which now i see that really both of those things in all ways possible!.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:53:36 PM

Now you're a Shrink? Lucky me!

Blacked = blocked.
Your self - is actually 1 word.
You're ranting, I'm calling you out... p*ssy.
'Let me tell you something' - ummm, no thanks.
You're 'warning' me (still laughing over that one).
Go f*ck your cat.
Your = you're (as in you are).
You sound like the retard COC!
Do I know what? Nope... that's what!
Go ahead and get myself blocked - OK, thx.
'...or what you call yourself' - is that proper English?

Just how big of a retard have your molesting foster parents divulge to you?

Let ME tell YOU something...

You're a idiot (seriously, a moron).
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 10:55:35 PM

'which now i see that really both of those things in all ways possible!.'

First... what the f*ck does that mean? Don't tell me English is your first language?!

And... several times now, you don't require a 'period' after an 'exclamation point'... you f*cking, illiterate retard.

Did your Dad f*cking you in your mouth cause that kind of brain damage?

Seriously... you're a retard.
TeemSelami writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:02:16 PM

"The more you argue and call other people names and argue, then the more likely you will be caught for it, and will be blacked."

Sean you are f*cking hilarious. but i must warn you, our buddy D.O.C. doesn't like that kind of talk. take your hateful racist rants somewhere else.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:05:50 PM

lol... I should have caught his 'blacked' meaning that.

$10. says it's COC. Same level of illiteracy, same argumentative pit-bull crap.

Going to play the 'oh woe on me, I hate Whitey card' COC?

You f*cking dipsh*t.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:10:50 PM

Back to Penelope...

I'll bet the inside of her bum feels just wonderful!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:26:51 PM

@ Sean:

"For those of you saying on here that you would like to see Penelope Cruz naked in Pirates of the Caribbean 4, let me re-inform you that NOOOO!!!, you will NOT see her naked in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, because FOR GOD SAKES, ITS A GOD FOR SAKEN DISNEY MOVIE!, NOT A PORNOGRAGHIC FILM!!! [...] she is HOT, but if what you where saying was about a porno movie that involved female actresses, then i could understand what your saying!, which that genre will NEVER EVER excist!, EVER!. Sorry"

- Oh boy, what did you get yourself into, uh?
You're a looooong way from Kansas, Dorothy!

Sean, you know what? I'm gonna block YOU for being a motherf*cking sissy!

Then I'm gonna f*ck your sissy mother.

And then I'm gonna shove broken glass up her c*nt, so your daddy will get his little pecker all cut up when he f*cks her.

It'll be beautiful at first. They won't know whether your mom is on her period, or if she grew her virginity back.
By the time the blood starts poring out, your daddy's gonna pull out what's left from his pecker and he's gonna kill your mommy, thinking she did it on purpose.

Your Christmases will never be the same.


Xoxo.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:29:03 PM

'...shove broken glass up her c*nt'

f*ck! I'm in tears over here!!!
Telly like it is writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:29:18 PM

@ Ranger LOL. I think you made Sean cry.
Telly like it is writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:30:17 PM

Penelope can swab my deck anytime.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:33:49 PM

@Telly - thx Bud.

BTW - I'm a huge Telly fan (seriously). You remember the 'dinner arrangement' question he asked in The Dirty Dozen? I almost fell out of my chair the first time I heard his ask that!

And there will always only be one Kojak.

Who luvs ya baby?
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:39:35 PM

Ranger, you have no life, and TeamSelami, & Peter Parker, don't bother getting into this with me, because you'll never win in any arguement with me!, bleieve me, you wont. I honestly hink the three of need to get room, and leave all of your little retarded complaints, on the forum of this website. I'm telling you, i could on and on with you about this, so if you really want to continue, then like i said that that all in the forums and leave it off of this articles comment reply list.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:42:13 PM

'i could on and on with you about this' ---- you already have gone on and on with this you stupid c*nt.

As far as telling us where to post on this site... make me, little, poor retard COC from the projects.

And pretty sure PP, Teem and others have freedom of will, you bossy, ignorant little c*nt.

You've gone to the moderators.
You're done your part.
Now f*ck off, you insignificant mosquito.
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:44:22 PM

Go to the forus section of this website and continue chatting there. There you can continue your stupidity. This articles comment list is not where you are suppost to be chatting with others. If you want to chat with other like you are right now, then like i said, go to the forums section of this website, and continue your arguing over there.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:44:41 PM

'this articles comment reply list.' ---- AGAIN, WTF does that mean, retard.

Jesus COC you ARE a waste of a human being. Frustrated because you can't get out of your situation of poverty... sniffle. Is Whitey keeping you down (go ahead... just play that card again, f*cker!)?

bleieve?
hink?

f*ck... shoot yourself already!
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:46:18 PM

The forums of this site is really where you should be, not on here, unless you only commenting about this movie the that the artice talks about above here.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:47:01 PM

'forus'?
suppost?

As in... Aren't your suppost to run Forus, run Forus?!

f*cking retard. You're even too stupid to know how pathetic you come off here in the real world. Yes, you're that simple.

This world is crushing your dumb ass, and you will NEVER go anywhere in life. Because, well... you're simpleton (retard).
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:48:27 PM

@Sean - just how many of your posts in this thread have been about Penelope's movie?

Ummmm, not many. I'm going to report you to the Moderator.

You're in deep, DEEP sh*t now my retarded, frustrated, failure of a human being.

PS: Penelope... hmmmm... cute enough to f*ck with the lights on!!!
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:48:32 PM

You think i'm gonna give up going back and forth about this with you, then think again. I wont stop until you do. You should known that from the begining, when you first started your rant with me.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:49:20 PM

'unless you only commenting' ---- yep. Just as I thought... RETARD!
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:50:33 PM

LOL... COC.

If you're only on this site to direct traffic (because you have no authority in the real world, that must frustrate you), and argue. You should really be kicked off this site... don't you think... dummy?
Peter Parker writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:51:41 PM

Sean, Sean, Sean... what a sad evening this one will turn out to be for you...

"don't bother getting into this with me, because you'll never win in any arguement with me!, bleieve me, you wont"

- You mean, an argument where we insert extra "e"s on every other word? This should be interesting...

"I honestly hink the three of need to get room, and leave all of your little retarded complaints"

- You "hink"? Idiot!
Who started complaining, you dumb f*ck?
You're the one who had a problem with the language here, you retarded contradicting c*nt!

"I'm telling you, i could on and on with you about this"

- THEN BRING IT ON, MOTHERf*ckER!
Sean writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:54:17 PM

You let me know when your finished your rant with me, and i'll stop too, but until then, if you want to continue then that does show what a loser you truely are. The world really does need less people or even better yet, no people like you. By now you've made that prety clear to me and everyone else here, and i i'm not just saying that. Thats actually true too.
Ranger writes:
on February 11th, 2010 at 11:58:54 PM

'then that does show what a loser you truely'

Yes COC, you ARE a loser (and I think you know it). And, oh... retard, there's NO 'e' in truly you dumb sh*t!

And COC... yet AGAIN (for the 50th time, you f*cking retard), 'your' = 'you're' as in 'you are.' You REALLY ARE TOO Stupid to EVER learn something new, aren't you retard?

Yep, YOU'RE 'prety' (LOL!!!) stupid!

If you had ANY brains, you'd be too embarrassed to keep posting. EVERYONE can see the retard in you coming out to play.

Have a good night, retard. LOL!
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:00:17 AM

When you two are ready to stop, you both let me know. But i'm not stopping until either of you do. Get that through of your thick heads.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:01:08 AM

"You let me know when your finished your rant with me, and i'll stop too"

- Naaaa... Now I feel like having fun with you. You're a funny little retard.

"if you want to continue then that does show what a loser you truely are"

- There you go with extra "e"s. Moron!
So, by your logic, if someone doesn't stop, they're losers. What does that make you, then? Here, I'll clarify: You're a moron who's barking up the wrong tree.

"The world really does need less people or even better yet, no people like you."

- That's not true. Your mother loves my ass.
Actually, your mother loves my d*ck better.

"By now you've made that prety clear to me and everyone else here"

- Made what clear? That you're a moron? Yeah, I'm sure anyone who's reading got the picture by now.

What else do you have, apart from poor English skills and moronic thought process?
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:02:57 AM

"But i'm not stopping until either of you do. Get that through of your thick heads."

- And we're the thick ones, uh?

... the irony!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:04:27 AM

Speaking of thick, your mother loves my thick c*ck up her thick ass.

And that's a fact!
You can take that to the back, Dorothy.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:05:53 AM

@Sean - give your dead Mom a hug in that crypt (wall) she's in. Stick your c*ck in that dumb bitch's mouth and it'll remind her of me!

COC - you Mom had to be a dumb bitch to spawn you. Any John c*m by to claim you as his son yet?

I'm so glad you Mom's retarded brain popped, leaving you alone... sniffle... sad, aren't you?

Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:06:00 AM

If you honestly think that all things you just said to me in that reply is something that concerns me, then you are 100% incorrect. No one is perfect at typing, and from what i cand easily see, neither are you.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:06:18 AM

@PP - lol.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:06:53 AM

Yes, we 'cand' all see that, retard of dead mother.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:10:01 AM

"then you are 100% incorrect"

- Your mother is 100% incorrect.
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:10:21 AM

You seriously have have the imagination of a person who deserves to be in a mental hospital. Go ahead and take your self to one, and make sure you tell them when you get there, to lock you up where no one has access to you, and you have no way of getting out. Thats where you need to be.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:14:21 AM

'yourself' is one word retard!

f*ck... I swear I'm getting dumber just communicating with your dumb ass! I'll bet you forget to wipe you ass most of the time!

As for the rest of your post... all I can say is Zzzzzzzzz....

Have a molester you know email me the newspaper clipping when you get gunned down in a crack deal gone wrong, Corky (Thatcher).

Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:14:44 AM

"You seriously have have the imagination of a person who deserves to be in a mental hospital"

- You mean, a Psychologist?

"to lock you up where no one has access to you"

- I can guara-f*cking-tee your mother would be able, and willing, to find me.
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:16:38 AM

Sorry if you can't stand it when i accidently type wrong, that because i'm typing in a dark room rihgt now, back forth to you. You know if you would just give it up already, that would be smart because its like i told you already, this all will not get you anywahere, or solve anyhing, or accomplish anything, so just get over your self, if your getting tired of me, then GET THE HELL OF THIS COMMENT REPLY LIST!!!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:17:17 AM

Hey COC. Where's that retarded mom of yours?

I want to piss on her grave, followed by a big steamy dump right in front of it. That's what brain-dead lady deserves for bringing a waste of air like you into this world... f*ck-stick!

Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:18:32 AM

Typing in the dark is causing your spelling mistakes?!

THEN TURN ON YOUR MONITOR RETARD!!!!

So... if your Dad sees the light under your door, he c*ms in (IF you know what I mean?!)?!
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:18:38 AM

I love how dumb f*cks either get another user name (COC and Vindy)and continue to mindlessly start sh*t. If for some reason Sean is a new crybaby, pissy pants, Dandy blowin, fetus f*cking user then he's never going to realize that most everybody enjoys the daily dose of humor the Ranger and Parker bring here. When will this 40 year old virgin stop posting on the site and go back to COC... Tomorrow sounds about right.

Oh and Sean, just to let you know, spell check does wonders for the retards with AIDS much like yourself. I know it hurts that even Lohag turned you down but don't worry... Your mom will put out to you eventually and we won't tease you for not knowing what a vagina feels like
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:19:44 AM

GET THE HELL OF THIS COMMENT REPLY LIST HERE. IF GUYS ARE GETTING TIRED OF ME THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CONTINUE WITH ME HERE?, ITS LIKE I SAID TO YOU ALREADY, I WONT STOP UNTIL TO DO...
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:20:57 AM

'...crybaby, pissy pants, Dandy blowin, fetus f*cking user' --- LOL!
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:21:50 AM

OH NO!!!! HE'S USING CAPS LOCK!!!! HE MUST BE MAD!!!!!!!

Oh wait... does this mean I am too?
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:23:27 AM

Sean is an angry black person... aren't you COC?

Where's Mommy?

Did God take her away because he knew you didn't deserve her?

You are quite a disappointment to her memory.

I feel sorry for her (but don't get me wrong, I'd still f*ck her corpse). Brain-popped black ass is brain-popped black ass. I'm not turning that down (over maybe, but not down).


pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:24:43 AM

BTW I would yell surprise before I plant the seed of doom in Cruz's cruiser. That is as long as she keeps her makeup on. She's not so easy on the eyes without it!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:25:20 AM

COC - do you like it when your Daddy is inside your bum?

Or do you feel dirty and like it?

Or, just dirty?

What about when he's in your mouth?

Is that how you floss (Daddy COC Floss!)?
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:25:32 AM

I'M NOT GONNA STOP WITH YOU GUYS HERE, UNTIL YOU DO. SO, I THINK YOU ALL NEED GIVE IT UP ALREADY, YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW ALREADY, I WONT STOP UNTIL YOU DO. IF IT TAKES THE AMOUNT OF TIME, IT USUALLY WOULD FOR THIS SITES COMMENT BLOCKER TO BLOCK ME, AND THE REST OF OU, THEN HEY, SO BE IT!-
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:25:49 AM

(It's not rape if you yell surprise)
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:25:59 AM

@pnk - beauty is only a light switch away (just ask COC's dad).
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:26:32 AM

"Sorry if you can't stand it when i accidently type wrong"

- You're a retard, you can't help it.

"i'm typing in a dark room rihgt now"

- Yeah, that dark room is called "your life!"
Does daddy ever let you out of the basement?

"You know if you would just give it up already"

- Don't count on it, retard!

"this all will not get you anywahere, or solve anyhing, or accomplish anything"

- And yet, you're still typing. Idiot.
Do you even understand the concept of self-contradiction?

"so just get over your self"

- Again, "yourself" is one word. Even in the dark, it's not hard to grasp that notion.

"if your getting tired of me"

- This one is the other way around. "your" is two words, it's "you" plus "are".

"GET THE HELL OF THIS COMMENT REPLY LIST!!"

- And stop having fun with you? Don't count on it, moron!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:27:44 AM

Yeah, that dark room is called "your life!"

Bwwwahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha!!!!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:28:15 AM

@ pnkntndr:

"OH NO!!!! HE'S USING CAPS LOCK!!!! HE MUST BE MAD!!!!!!!"

- LOOL!! Good one!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:29:09 AM

I'm surprised retard found it... being in 'the dark' and all.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:30:27 AM

Sean, your mommy told me your daddy likes her to put a thumb up his ass.
He says he can't hoist the flag without something in his ass.
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:30:56 AM

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO GO TO f*ckING HELL, f*ck YOU ALL, ALL THE f*ckING WAY!, ALRIGHT!. ALL OF YOU WHO ARE CONTINUING THIS RANT, DESERVE TO NOT EVEN EXCIST. I CURSE YOU ALL FOR ARGUING AND WISH YOU ALL, THE WORST OF LUCK "BAD LUCK", FOR THE REST OF YOUR GOD DAMN LIVES!, YOU f*ckERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:31:27 AM

It's not just the fact that he's typing in a dark room that f*cks his ability to type correctly. He's typing left handed while looking at the right which so happens to be tweezer jerking. Impressive!!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:33:02 AM

"THE WORST OF LUCK "BAD LUCK"

- Honey, if it's the worst bad luck, then it's good luck!
Double negatives are a f*cked up thing, uh?
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:33:14 AM

Whoooo Hooooo!!! I know someone who is gonna get f*cked... All the f*cking way!!!!

PENELOPE CRUZ!!!!

In the ass... Like a choo choo train.
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:34:42 AM

I HOPE YOU MOTHER f*ckING ASS HOLES DIE WITH IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS!. f*ck YOU. GOOD BYE. I'M DONE YOU. SO FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:35:30 AM

Was that a voodoo chant? It must be COC...
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:35:34 AM

Just like spell check, double negatives probably don't work in the dark either...

Either that, or Sean is a pathetic, stupid, retarded moron.

... yeah, Sean's a moron!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:36:37 AM

EXCIST --- WTF?!?!

Glad you caught that double-negative PP... LOL!

GOD DAMN = God-Damned

You are not your dead, rotting, smelly, ugly Mother's best work retard.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:38:05 AM

Sean/COC - I'll be raping your dead mother's spirit in my dreams tonight retard. As she cries in hell for birthing a retard like you.



Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:39:37 AM

"FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK"

- How do you even pronounce a word with that many consonants together?

Maybe Sean is a stutterer?
Or maybe he's just an idiot!

... yeah, he's an idiot.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:40:30 AM

Didn't COCface sean say he wasn't going to stop until you did?

Um, victory?
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:42:06 AM

@Pete

I actually tried to say it aloud. I sounded like a retard with AIDS. Embarrassing!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:44:14 AM

I guess our widdle Walmart Greeter had to get his retard sleep as they turned the lights off in the asylum a while ago.

Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:46:13 AM





Here retard, retard, retard!




Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:46:42 AM

@ pnkntndr:

LOL! Too funny...
Well, at least, now you now how Sean here sounds like!

I bet the moron is now thinking:

"Whattttt ddddddo ttttthey mmmmmmean?
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:46:51 AM

Oh god, you thought i was serious, course i'm not done here!. No f*cking way am i done with you three *ssholes!, no f*cking way. Now, a minute ago when i stopped, i could see who you idiots really were, your all just a bunch of dumbasses, who think they know evrything, when at the same time they don't know sh*t. sh*t i thought, that yoo thought that i was the retard here, well man oh man, looks who speaking, you dumb f*cks!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:48:49 AM

Sean - got your meds eh? Good stuff!

By the way, who taught you sentence structure - your dead, rotting, brain-dead, whore of a mother?
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:49:14 AM

Wow Ranger! You lured him out! Looks like he's not angry anymore. I guess he got his meds and now he needs more attention
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:51:54 AM

Yep, eye roc! (in retard spelling)!

He could hug his Mom... is she wasn't taken away abruptly from his life. Now he's all alone and angry... but mostly sad because he misses the money her vagina used to make from all the men in the trailer park.

Sean/COC - I'm so glad you Mom died. It's like Christmas for me!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:52:00 AM

"looks who speaking"

- LOL! What a f*cking stupid retard!

Did you mean: "Look who's talking?"

Dumb f*ck.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:53:10 AM

This motherf*cker sounds like he talks like Yoda!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:54:05 AM

Hmmm... The Force is stupid in this one Luke.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:54:13 AM

Well just to let you know Sean,

I'm typing.

If you're talking as you type then you really should not let mommy drop you on that teenie widdle head anymore
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:55:41 AM

@ Ranger- No, no one did. Are you that stupid?. I went to school just like you did and i'm a normal person like you. You just choose to believe that, because you think showing off like that, is amusing to the other people here, when in reality, they could give a flying f*ck about it!-

@pnkntndr- No, i'm not angry at all, if that what you thought, then you thought that wrong. And no, i don;t takes meds for any attention so your dead wrong about that that too!-
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:58:26 AM

I ment, i don't take meds for that. No i don't. Why in the hell would i. Maybe its you who needs to, not me.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:59:24 AM

Well thank you for clarifying that for me. I'm glad to know that you aren't angry and you're just a window licker
bale01289 writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:00:33 AM

Oh Jesus, I feel as though maybe you just don't get that you won't win this at all, Sean! You've made no points, just enemies. You're gonna be here quite awhile if you're waiting for someone to join sides with you! Do yourself a favor and quit!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:00:41 AM

Showing off... retard?

You're showing off CONSTANTLY as to your idiocy. Get off the Internet retard and go read a book for f*ck sake. Break into it slow... maybe start with comics... the pictures will help you.

I learned in school. I have NO idea what the f*ck you and your brain-damaged head did there. Don't make any comparisons between you and I. You spell, and structure sentences like a 3rd grader (in retard school).

I'll bet you not only miss your mom. But I'll bet she's sad, getting f*cked in every hole in hell for giving birth to a retarded demon-spawn like yourself. She must have f*cked the Devil to get a stupid, disappointment like you for a kid.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:01:44 AM

'window licker'.... LOL... Priceless!!!!!

Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:02:26 AM

"showing off like that"

- Holly sh*t... the way this f*cker writes, he must be around 12. Or just plain stupid!

... yeah, he's just plain stupid.

"i don;t takes meds for any attention"

- WTF??? In the dark again, f*ckstick?

"so your dead wrong about that that too!-"

- Moron, it's "you" plus "are". When they go together, a miracle happens and it becomes "you're". You're a slow motherf*cker, aren't you?
And... who's wrong about what what what what?
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:02:39 AM

What that hell do you mean by window licker. Who in thell ever said i was?. Stop making crap as you go along. It makes you sound very stupid. Read what you type, before submitting it.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:04:28 AM

You're one to talk, retard.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:04:33 AM

God that just made me love the term window licker so much more!!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:05:52 AM

Oh-oh... watch it pnk - 'window licker' makes you sound 'very stupid' (I guess that's worse than just regular stupid?)!
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:06:27 AM

Maybe you should google it you stupid little inbred (Not like bologna in a sandwich) monkey f*cker
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:08:05 AM

"Read what you type, before submitting it."

- Are you for f*cking real? The idiot who can't get one word right is complaining about orthography?

f*cking self-contradicting loser!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:09:14 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=window%20licker

I'm still laughing over Sean/COC - dead mom is a whore - window licker.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:10:10 AM

Well I kinda felt bad for asking him to do something hard like "google it"

Don't worry lil licker, I did it for you!

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/misskimmm/windowlicker.jpg
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:11:16 AM

The f*cking idiot probably can't even type "Google" correctly!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:12:33 AM

@Sean-"because you think showing off like that, is amusing to the other people here, when in reality, they could give a flying f*ck about it!"

if you are the stalker that you are and have read every comment Ranger has posted, you would f*cking know that Ranger can be pretty f*cking hilarious when he wants to be, and we think he's pretty hilarious. i don't know what stick got up your and every body Else's ass-holes, but all the dumb asses who continue to come on here to post one dumb-sh*t thing after another need to know what they're getting into. people on WP often rip people to sh*t when people get into retarded arguments with the regulars on here, and yet they keep coming. you're just the latest dumb ass.

it's pissing me off all the people coming on to this site for the sole purpose of bitching to Ranger,PP,Jeff and all the rest of us regulars on here.

post as much as you want Sean, but your ass will be continually ripped to shreds.



pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:12:48 AM

"whilst staring at you"

hahahaha God that definition is amazing!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:13:08 AM

And he doesn't want to call his Dad into the room for help, because every time he does, Daddy f*cks his ass.
bale01289 writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:13:08 AM

Lol, got me a new "Word of the Day" tomorrow!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:14:07 AM

Hey, retard! Getting tired down there in the dark basement?
You must be faster, you brain dead fudge-packer!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:14:32 AM

Sean-"I ment, i don't take meds for that. No i don't. Why in the hell would i. Maybe its you who needs to, not me."

is it just me or does he sound like he's lying out of his ass?


Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:14:47 AM

@pnk - I know... lol. Priceless!!!

Thank you for 'window licker' my friend!

I owe you a beer!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:16:31 AM

@ encore:

I think you just nailed it.
The f*cking moron is clinically retarded.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:16:40 AM

@encore - I think he's lying out of his mouth.

His Dad's c*m is springing forth from his ass.
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:16:51 AM

Oh yes Encore, like we struck a nerve!

Anytime Ranger. It's the least I could do to repay you for all the sidesplitting reading material you've given me
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:17:25 AM

Ranger - f*ck YOU. I'm done with you.

Peter Parker - f*ck YOU. I'm done with you.

pnkntndr - f*ck YOU.I'm done with you.

bale01289 - Yes, thats what i'm gonna do. Thanks for the advise. Sorry, if you were one of the people i was arguing with you on here before, i'm sorry, i mean i'm saying that to you. But, to those other three pricks, i'm not sorry, they don't deserve my sorrow worth a sh*t.

pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:19:01 AM

"pnkntndr - f*ck YOU.I'm done with you"

Aw dammit! I hate not knowing when I'm being used!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:19:06 AM

Noooooooooooooo!

Don't go, honey! We're just getting started!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:19:29 AM

f*ck YOU too Sean
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:19:51 AM

Ranger - f*ck YOU. I'm done with you.

Peter Parker - f*ck YOU. I'm done with you.

pnkntndr - f*ck YOU.I'm done with you.



Pinky-swear dipsh*t?!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:20:13 AM

"I hate not knowing when I'm being used!"

- pnkntndr, with that, you win this one!
f*cking priceless!!!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:20:31 AM

guess Sean needs to get back to his threesome at the mental institute with Dandy and D.O.C.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:20:53 AM

I swear my IQ drops 40 points educating that motherless c*nt!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:22:04 AM

@Ranger and his lowered 40 MORE points! now it's at -120 ...
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:22:10 AM

Just gimme a lil whisper in my ear so I know you're there next time, kay?!?

Ooooh I love knowing how to use "you're" correctly!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:22:51 AM

@encore - his schizophrenia should make that easy... he's all one and the same person.


@pnk - ... I hate not knowing when I'm being used!

Bwwaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaa!

Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:24:28 AM

Sean/COC/Vin/Dandy motherless, dad-cholt-swallower should change his name to IBUPROFEN for f*ck sake, so I can have the bottle next to the keyboard next time Corky chimes in!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:25:17 AM

OK, Sissy, enough is enough! Stop pretending!
Come out and keep playing, you dumb f*ck!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:26:44 AM

@Ranger- there's probably more then 3 personalities in there. we all know with in a month there will be another dumbass posting how much he "HaTESES ARe gut'S!"
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:26:52 AM

He couldn't have taken his marbles and gone home... HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY!!!!!
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:27:21 AM

Back to business!

I wanna get Penelope in that pirate costume, wrap her in a tortilla, dunk her in nacho cheese and eat her with some pico de gallo!!!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:28:13 AM

@encore - a month? I give Rainman 72 hours after his molesting Daddy is done licking his wound (that is his bleeding vagina).

f*cking guy is retarded from infected tampons left up his ass after 'Daddy I love you can I have my allowance night!'
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:29:17 AM

@pnkntndr-LOL!! i would just ram my c*ck but her ass 'tell it c*ms out her mouth!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:29:38 AM

I'd f*ck her so hard, she'd forget Spanish!
bale01289 writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:30:24 AM

Damnit, Sean....now they're gonna blame me for not having a whipping boy! J/k, dude, I think you made a wise move! Buch of savages, these guys....I've got nothin against you (hence not cussin you), but you f*ck with one, you f*ck with us all! This site is based on free speach and you should always check that first and foremost before telling peeps to shut up. That will get you further next time around!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:30:33 AM

*UP her ass, not BUT ...

@Ranger-lol
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:31:20 AM

Hey, Sissy! What happened to the "I won't stop until you stop?"

Nobody's stopping here, you retarded turd!

f*cking coward!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:32:59 AM

@pp-"Nobody's stopping here, you retarded turd!"

don't worry, he's not done. one of his personalities will drop by in a couple of days under the name @c0CkSuker3000
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:33:56 AM

Where did that Dad-sucking, retarded, cowardly, motherless piece of donation to the skin bank go?
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:34:28 AM

WiNdOwLiCKeR101
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:35:41 AM

Or an acronym of all his alias'/personalities:

VDSucksCOC!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:36:16 AM

ShtBusWdoClnr!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:37:09 AM

Retard is probably in shock therapy right now for staying on the computer past lights out.

f*cking loser.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:38:24 AM

@ encore:

I guess you're right.
The f*cking coward is probably setting up a new account as we speak/write.

His first choice for screen name: GonorrheaSandwich

His second choice for screen name: DaddyzinmyAss

His third choice for screen name: f*ckmepliz
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:39:07 AM

@pnkntndr and @Ranger-lol, i guess it's all in the surprise what user-name he/she/it/they pick next!
pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:39:21 AM

Sean licks the fecal matter off the window whilst staring at you
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:39:24 AM

ReTrdMisMommy!
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:40:18 AM

@PP-HILARIOUS!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:40:55 AM

Nice going pnk... now Dopey won't be back for another 45 minutes because he's Googling 'fecal matter'.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:43:11 AM

@Sean - save the Google search. Fecal matter is what you find in your underwear after your Dad leaves the room.

U f*cking goof!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:46:07 AM

Cousinf*cker.
Semid*ck.
Retardedc*nt.
IsquatToPee
InsignificantCow RD.
f*ckMeSideways
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:47:21 AM

Q: What will Sean's boyfriend give him on Valentine's Day?

A: AIDS.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:48:51 AM

Thx. guys... that was fun.

Still trying to get a workout in here... but was sidetracked plenty tonight (but it was well worth it)!

$5. says retard will pop in to post after we're all gone Zzzzz... Because, well... he's our pet retard here on WP.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:49:50 AM

Q: What's the most romantic thing Sean's boyfriend does for him?

A: He wipes off the sh*t from his d*ck before ramming it down his throat.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:50:20 AM

Q: What will Sean give his boyfriend on Valentine's Day?

A: His bleeding vag. from the beating it took 2nite here on WP!

encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:51:06 AM

no problem Ranger, i got a work out just from laughing my f*cking ass off!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:51:59 AM

Q: What does Sean's boyfriend tell him when they wake up in the morning?

A: "What the f*ck are you still doing here?"
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:52:20 AM

Same... lol.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:54:00 AM

Q: How does Sean take things to the next level with his boyfriend?

A: The boyfriend starts paying him an extra $5.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:54:24 AM

Q: What does Sean's boyfriend tell him when they wake up in the morning?

A: Time for you to cook breakfast son.
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:54:59 AM

@PP & Ranger-HILARIOUS!!

Q:when you go to taco bell and order the ingredients Dandy, D.O.C., and Sean what do you get?

A:dumbsh*t supreme

Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:55:28 AM

Q: How does Sean take things to the next level with his boyfriend?

A: The boyfriend starts paying him an extra $5, and Sean gives him $7.50 back.

Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:56:11 AM

@encore - with a c*m-flavored man-shake.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:56:47 AM

... and what does his mother have to say about that?

A: I want my eggs scrambled!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:57:29 AM

and unfertilized!!!
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 2:01:50 AM

OK, one for the road:

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.


... Good night, unclef*ckers!
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 2:02:22 AM

Awww Sean/COC - thx. for the laughs at your expense retard.

And on the next anniversary of your Mom's death, just try to remember what a whore she was, and the endless pain she endures for an eternity for giving birth to a disappointing waste of life like you.

Do you have a friend with a car in a garage you can use... once?
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 2:03:44 AM

G'nite all.

Have a great rest Sean's/COC's dead Mom.
the_tortel writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 2:06:33 AM

Sean = LOUD NOISES
encoreyourface writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 2:08:31 AM

i'm leaving too, g'night.
Telly like it is writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 2:10:31 AM

Good lord! pnkntndr, Peter Parker, and Ranger! I just stepped out for lunch and there's a whole new swat of comments between you guys and Sean. LOL. Play nice now. :)
barley_cat writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 8:00:05 AM

Aw , cant believe i missed this :(
Sean writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 11:37:50 AM

You guys need to stop making all the major bullsh*t as you all go along here, and move the hell on already. I'm telling you, it's completely and entirely retarded of you idiots to continue with that sh*t your making up. Move on, and be rude with someone else. It's really getting old now, so just cut it out already. I'm really getting tired of you *ssholes already. I don't care what your guys problems are, but it needs to stop now.
Peter Parker writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:03:30 PM

Hey, Sissy, is there light down in the basement now? And, if so, how come you still don't know when to use "your" and "you're"?
Oh, I know, YOU'RE A RETARDED MORON!

"You guys need to stop making all the major bullsh*t as you all go along here, and move the hell on already"

- If, according to you, moving on is the best thing to do, then what the f*ck are you still doing here, you incoherent c*nt?

"it's completely and entirely retarded of you idiots to continue with that sh*t your making up"

- No, it's not. This is fun. Seeing you getting mad at us just makes it even more fun!
And we're not making sh*t up. You are, in fact, a retarded moron.

"Move on, and be rude with someone else."

- Don't count on it, Dorothy! I'll just keep treating you like dog sh*t, because that's what you deserve.

"It's really getting old now, so just cut it out already"

- Nop. You're a cowardly f*ck and this is just getting started.

"I'm really getting tired of you *ssholes already."

- Aaaaw! Little Sissy's gonna cry? f*ck you, dipsh*t!

"I don't care what your guys problems are, but it needs to stop now."

- Of course you care! Look at you all pissed about it!
Find a dictionary and try to educate yourself on the meaning of the word "Contradiction".

Dumb, retarded, moronic, incoherent, self-contradicting, cowardly, stupid f*ck.
jeffw1978 writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 12:14:22 PM

WTF!!!!! I missed this for that lame ass movie! j/k the movies was well worth it.

Jesus Sean you need to shut the f*ck up and get on with your life before you get verbally raped again. Take you meds and go back to bed before the orderly's see you on the internet and you get shock therapy again.
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 1:01:28 PM

@Sean - did Mommy tuck you in?

Bwwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaa!!!

pnkntndr writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 3:59:23 PM

"No, i'm not angry at all, if that what you thought, then you thought that wrong. And no, i don;t takes meds for any attention so your dead wrong about that that too!"

That means he isn't on meds, Jeff. He gets severely upset when you say he takes any! (Because it's an embarrassing secret that he does)
Ranger writes:
on February 12th, 2010 at 4:19:27 PM

It's embarrASSing that he takes his Dad up his coal chute too, but what is that molested loser to do?

MadHatter writes:
on February 15th, 2010 at 11:13:53 PM

wow, i read all these comments here directed at some person named Sean, who is this Sean person you guys are having a good time laughing at?, It looks like he will never be back here again.

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