Today we have the Cannes promo trailer for the adaptation of best-selling Japanese video game called "King of Fighters," which stars Maggie Q (Live Free or Die Hard), Sean Faris (Never Back Down) and Ray Park (X-Men, GI Joe). Check it out below.
Plot: The last surviving descendants of three legendary clans are continuously transported to other dimensions to test their martial arts skills against an evil force that seeks to invade and infect the real world.
The $12 million film was set to be dumped into theaters during the fall of this year, but now the plan is to have it released sometime in 2010.
This film has just raped the awsome Batman Begins soundtrack!
It just raped Ray Parks chances of playing Iron Fist...he might have to settle for a porno called....Iron Fist!
It raped my eyes!
And its based on the highest selling japanese game in japan.....come on hollywood!!! Japan produces roughly 80% of the worlds weirdiest sh*t, what makes you think making a movei on a japanese game would be good??
Ray Park, you stupid fool. How unlikely as it sounds, GI Joe was your ticket to actually be someone else than the "guy who played Darth Maul's body". You were Snake Eyes, you had your own posters. And then you piss it away on this. C'mon, even Uwe Boll do better than this!
Comming soon to the bargain bin in your local gas station! you can probably pick it up with Lindsay lohans new film for a fiver.
minkowskiwrites: on November 27th, 2009 at 1:44:56 AM
Wow. The film's taglin should read "All fighting, no f*cking story". And what was with the inappropriate music? It was all over the place. I sure hope the movie is better than the trailer. f*ck, it looks like ass, and the narrator, I mean, who the hell was he? The guy that narrates condom commercials?
hunter207writes: on November 27th, 2009 at 2:38:11 AM
watch this become a f*cking cult classic
minkowskiwrites: on November 27th, 2009 at 8:13:15 AM
"King of Fighters' Terrible Ray Park Promo Trailer"
I feel like this movie could fall under the category of Awesomely Bad Redbox Rental. I will defend movies like this because they are perfect for group drinking games/early A.M. stoned watchings.
On the other hand, Dragon Ball: Evolution and Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li just fell under the category of bad/buzz kill movies for me. I guess mostly because I love Kristen Kreuk and respect Chow Yun-Fat. Watching those movies was the equivalent of accidentally stumbling upon a friend sucking d*ck for money in a bright alley way. You know that they desperately need the money but that doesn't make it any less shameful.
Mixmasta01writes: on November 30th, 2009 at 5:41:43 AM
Come on guys you have to look at this from a positive perspective (As I currently look in my bag to pull out something of a viable excuse)...this will receive such a low subturanean rating Ray Parks, MAggie Q, and Sean Faris will restore their honor (and acting credentials) that the next movie they star in will go platinum-uranium and propel them to A-list celebrities!!! Can I get a high-five? (somebody....anybody) Maybe a nod of agreement.