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Iron Josh writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 6:52:16 PM
They make their money by your mistake of picking up the wrong DVD.
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 6:54:19 PM
This entire company targets the whole "kids-that-see-words-that-are-relevant" and the "forgetful aunt" audiences
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Peter Parker writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 6:55:13 PM
Key words: Traci Lords
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minkowski writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 7:54:44 PM
Considering the number of authors Cameron ripped off to make Avatar, "Princess of Mars" might be a more faithful interpretation of the source material.
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clydefamous writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 8:18:21 PM
Ah what the hell, I'll give it a go on Netflix, lol.
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jeffw1978 writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 9:24:14 PM
This looks like the porn parody if it isn't then it needs to be.
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Mighte Migit writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 9:34:02 PM
looks like a porno
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tomeenucknfutz writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 9:55:12 PM
a bunch of goofy bastards over at Asylum. just goes to show a secret society run by the jews controls all things. And by the way I love the jewish cause. So please don't send the f'n Mosad after me again.
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BigUnit writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 10:17:35 PM
antonio~!!! haha that guy was on my moms soap oprah
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minkowski writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 10:22:14 PM
Antonio Sabato Jr got work as an actor because he has a tan and a ripped body. He has all the acting ability of a fence post. Surprisingly, that doesn't work for Tara Reid, though.
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vwkombi writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 10:24:38 PM
Edgar Rice Burroughs is a great author, and a faithful adaption of his brought to screens would be awesome.
Will the Asylum be able to pull of an actual quality film? Rather than a "I-am-so-fucking-baked-that-this-film-is-awesome" quality film?
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The Skippy Spartan writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 10:45:15 PM
Traci Lords.....the porn star who also played the chick who fucked the geek with a strap on in 'Zack and Miri'
oh godm this should be funny!
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Cd_Smith0 writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 11:06:42 PM
you know....for a low budget film the graphics are decent looking.......cameron take some notes..
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minkowski writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 11:11:15 PM
Worst. Trailer. Ever.
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rabid writes:
on November 24th, 2009 at 11:47:41 PM
I actually liked Antonio Sabato Jr. as Henry Lee Lucas in Drifter.
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minkowski writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 12:50:25 AM
Really? They got Sabato to play toothless, scrawny serial-killing hillbilly Lucas? LOL. What's next, Roland Kickinger as young Bill Gates?
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rabid writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 1:38:45 AM
He grew a trash stache and they glued one of his eyelids stiff to make it look lazy.
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triggax writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 1:39:04 AM
Eeey.. Mink... What the fuck happened to you.. this place has turned into a land of total faggotry without your dick headed presence... I think i speak for most when I say it would be nice to hear from you more often..
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minkowski writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 2:07:15 AM
Ummm, thanks Triggax. I think?
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minkowski writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 2:08:34 AM
"He grew a trash stache and they glued one of his eyelids stiff to make it look lazy. "
Can't tell if you're joking or not. Regardless, Lucas was a piece of shit and even Sabato deserves better. Sort of.
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triggax writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 2:11:25 AM
Thats about the best I can do man... But it really hasn't been the same around here... theres absolutely no balance between intelligent discussion and anal rape anymore... its unfortunate..
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minkowski writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 3:36:39 AM
"Thats about the best I can do man..."
No, that's cool. I get ya.
"But it really hasn't been the same around here..."
Awww, shucks golly. Now you gone and got me all red in the face.
"theres absolutely no balance between intelligent discussion and anal rape anymore... its unfortunate.."
lol. Discussion I can do, anal rape, well, Trig, lets leave that one to Dandythelion, ok?
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Eben1277 writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 8:09:33 AM
From the looks of this, they would have been better off getting Uwe Boll to direct.
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TRUEMAN writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 8:14:02 AM
@minkowski
Worst. Trailer. Ever. after Avatar
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japaninmotion writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 8:16:27 AM
what? this is john carter of mars? what the hell is this crap?
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warlord writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 9:41:32 AM
well avatar is a rip-off of burroughs john carter of mars whats your point? your point is that both will be crap but one will be worst than the other
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Horsemoney5 writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 11:04:28 AM
LOL this is amazing ... how will they make profit once blockbuster officially closes down because on netflix you can read reviews and see that it is not a good film
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Goober3000 writes:
on November 25th, 2009 at 4:00:29 PM
awsome
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raza12 writes:
on November 26th, 2009 at 9:38:37 AM
I hate to admit that Asylums movie making skills appear to be improving... but it still looks terrible.
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