Brett Ratner to Americanize Bollywood

Oh dear god stop doing stuff and die already...

What a useless cunt this guy is.

If they want to pick up American viewers they'll have to make something other than love stories about kites.
Now if the kites had explosives strapped to them just as the President was judging a kite competition, and Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker had to team up and take them out in aerial kite combat...

More like Durka Durkajeet to Indianize Hollywood.

If hollywood was smart (couldn't say that with a straight face), they'd pander to the indian and Chinese audiences, since theres about 2 billion+ between the two nationalities.

Nice rabid, that would be a great movie! Or we could have the kites filled with anthrax while Muslim fanatics fly them around Miami, for a 'Miami Muslim Kite Day Festival Extravaganza.' But really this is a cover for Osama Bin Laden's main objective, to infect all the children with anthrax! Once they stop this threat they could get a tip from one of the terrorist on where the exact location of Osamas cave is, and then the Miami PD send them to Iraq for the final explosive scene! This would be the main plot line for Bad Boys 3! Michael Bay would be called in for this one!

I should of probably mentioned this was a Bad Boys film from the start, my bad.

Dear Brett,
Please go get ass fucked by the whole gay aids infested Twilight crew and Zac Efron and do die a miserable horrible satisfying death, ridding us of your miserable directing and producing ablilities.
In Regards,
The whole fucking world

I think with a goofy fucked up smile like hes got in that pic, its already happend, now just gotta wait for him to keel over.

why can't he OD on coke already...

I have to say, watching a Brett Ratner movie is like having to take a shit in a public bathroom only to find that someone pissed all over the toilet seat (the mysterious pisspetrator being Brett Ratner). You already in the theatre and paid for the movie ticket, so now you have to sit there and deal with it = You're already in the bathroom, you gotta go and who else is going to clean that up, you gotta deal with it.

"Brett Ratner to Americanize Bollywood"

And that's how Indian movies are supposed to get better?
Is that how they're supposed to develop their cinema?

My fucking Gawd! They're so screwed, and they don't even know it! Poor bastards...

Hey... at least he's taking a break from fucking retards hanging in trees!

If they want to Americanize Bollywood, they don't need this Rat to help them.

It's really simple, actually.
All they have to do, is stop with the fucking singing and dancing!
Every time somebody is about to kiss, they start singing and dancing like there's no tomorrow!
They need to have some tongue fucking on camera, that's all.

And it certainly won't hurt if Aishwarya Rai starts showing her tits!

Boobage is always good...

(unless they're Lohan's mudflaps).

Indian nipples are dark..

Yeah... and when you pierce those nipples with arrows and they run around the campfire like savages... you know you're in for a hot time in the old tent tonight...

(unless you meant 'dots' instead of 'feathers'... oops!).

If an Indian woman is on top of you, facing down, and you suck on her nipples, the little rascals turn pink!

Some people say it's the because of the blood that rushes into the tities. I like to think it's the power of love...

The squaw herself turns pink, or just her tits?

Sorry...

The 'Native lady'?

The best thing about Indian women is that, if you suck on those tits hard enough, you can actually taste the curry!

Never sucked on a squaw's nipple yet! Hum...

Note to self: Must call Kâse'eehe Ma'kesta (Young Vagina) at the reservation and ask her out.

Yeah the squaw turns pink. Or the red dot in the center of the forehead rushes to the nips.

epic failure

epic failure

Fuck Bollywood, bunch of nut cases over there worshipping cows.

would you stop with your cowbashing already? as if there aren't enough freaks in hollywood, town full of fuckin scientologists and kabballah wallahs.

i hate brett rater what a fagget

This may sound horrible, but I wish Brett Ratner was in the World Trade Center when it came down. Just one man's dream I guess.

It's crazy how everyone reacts to this guy. Dude is a film director not a mass murderer and while he may not be a great director, everyone loved the Rush Hour series so get over yourselves.

HRITHIK ROSHAN RULES HE WOOD BE THE PERFECT CASTING FOR PRINCE OF PERSIA

He doesn't know jack about film, but he has alot of money. I guess that makes him ok in Hollywood's eyes.