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Brett Ratner to Americanize Bollywood

Posted: November 19th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Indian media company Reliance Big Pictures recently signed a development deal with director Brett Ratner (Rush Hour, X3) and quickly set him up to helm a big screen version of Rob Liefeld's graphic novel "Youngblood."

Now, Reliance needs Ratner to do some creative editing in order to release their $30 million Indian film "Kites" in English-speaking countries. The hope is that Ratner will help the company find international distributors and attract American audiences.

Helmed by Anurag Basu and starring Hrithik Roshan and Barbara Mori, "Kites" is a love story with unexpected betrayal. The Hindi version is already completed and is set to be released in India.

Source: Variety


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triggax writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 6:50:18 PM

Oh dear god stop doing stuff and die already...

What a useless c*nt this guy is.
rabid writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 6:55:22 PM

If they want to pick up American viewers they'll have to make something other than love stories about kites.
Now if the kites had explosives strapped to them just as the President was judging a kite competition, and Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker had to team up and take them out in aerial kite combat...
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 7:19:46 PM

More like Durka Durkajeet to Indianize Hollywood.

If hollywood was smart (couldn't say that with a straight face), they'd pander to the indian and Chinese audiences, since theres about 2 billion+ between the two nationalities.
Ari Gold writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 7:24:38 PM

Nice rabid, that would be a great movie! Or we could have the kites filled with anthrax while Muslim fanatics fly them around Miami, for a 'Miami Muslim Kite Day Festival Extravaganza.' But really this is a cover for Osama Bin Laden's main objective, to infect all the children with anthrax! Once they stop this threat they could get a tip from one of the terrorist on where the exact location of Osamas cave is, and then the Miami PD send them to Iraq for the final explosive scene! This would be the main plot line for Bad Boys 3! Michael Bay would be called in for this one!
Ari Gold writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 7:33:51 PM

I should of probably mentioned this was a Bad Boys film from the start, my bad.
CCBlev writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 8:36:28 PM

Dear Brett,
Please go get ass f*cked by the whole gay aids infested Twilight crew and Zac Efron and do die a miserable horrible satisfying death, ridding us of your miserable directing and producing ablilities.
In Regards,
The whole f*cking world
CCBlev writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 8:42:24 PM

I think with a goofy f*cked up smile like hes got in that pic, its already happend, now just gotta wait for him to keel over.
Ted Mosby writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 8:52:28 PM

why can't he OD on coke already...
Cleveland Shaquisition writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 9:12:19 PM

I have to say, watching a Brett Ratner movie is like having to take a sh*t in a public bathroom only to find that someone pissed all over the toilet seat (the mysterious pisspetrator being Brett Ratner). You already in the theatre and paid for the movie ticket, so now you have to sit there and deal with it = You're already in the bathroom, you gotta go and who else is going to clean that up, you gotta deal with it.
Peter Parker writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 10:06:08 PM

"Brett Ratner to Americanize Bollywood"

And that's how Indian movies are supposed to get better?
Is that how they're supposed to develop their cinema?

My f*cking Gawd! They're so screwed, and they don't even know it! Poor bastards...
Ranger writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 10:06:43 PM

Hey... at least he's taking a break from f*cking retards hanging in trees!
Peter Parker writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 10:12:37 PM

If they want to Americanize Bollywood, they don't need this Rat to help them.

It's really simple, actually.
All they have to do, is stop with the f*cking singing and dancing!
Every time somebody is about to kiss, they start singing and dancing like there's no tomorrow!
They need to have some tongue f*cking on camera, that's all.

And it certainly won't hurt if Aishwarya Rai starts showing her tits!
Ranger writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 10:16:07 PM

Boobage is always good...

(unless they're Lohan's mudflaps).
Ari Gold writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 10:38:06 PM

Indian nipples are dark..
Ranger writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 11:01:53 PM

Yeah... and when you pierce those nipples with arrows and they run around the campfire like savages... you know you're in for a hot time in the old tent tonight...

(unless you meant 'dots' instead of 'feathers'... oops!).
Peter Parker writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 11:06:15 PM

If an Indian woman is on top of you, facing down, and you suck on her nipples, the little rascals turn pink!

Some people say it's the because of the blood that rushes into the tities. I like to think it's the power of love...
Ranger writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 11:10:02 PM

The squaw herself turns pink, or just her tits?
Ranger writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 11:12:32 PM

Sorry...

The 'Native lady'?
Peter Parker writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 11:44:03 PM

The best thing about Indian women is that, if you suck on those tits hard enough, you can actually taste the curry!

Never sucked on a squaw's nipple yet! Hum...

Note to self: Must call KÔse'eehe Ma'kesta (Young Vagina) at the reservation and ask her out.
jeffw1978 writes:
on November 19th, 2009 at 11:45:21 PM

Yeah the squaw turns pink. Or the red dot in the center of the forehead rushes to the nips.
kevo10183 writes:
on November 20th, 2009 at 1:48:02 AM

epic failure
kevo10183 writes:
on November 20th, 2009 at 1:48:08 AM

epic failure
VDODSON writes:
on November 20th, 2009 at 10:27:06 AM

f*ck Bollywood, bunch of nut cases over there worshipping cows.
abhisal writes:
on November 20th, 2009 at 11:42:30 AM

would you stop with your cowbashing already? as if there aren't enough freaks in hollywood, town full of f*ckin scientologists and kabballah wallahs.
stevethemoviehater writes:
on November 20th, 2009 at 3:18:19 PM

i hate brett rater what a fagget
SACdaddy writes:
on November 20th, 2009 at 7:12:55 PM

This may sound horrible, but I wish Brett Ratner was in the World Trade Center when it came down. Just one man's dream I guess.
tcu21 writes:
on November 21st, 2009 at 10:51:28 PM

It's crazy how everyone reacts to this guy. Dude is a film director not a mass murderer and while he may not be a great director, everyone loved the Rush Hour series so get over yourselves.
tolgaboy writes:
on November 22nd, 2009 at 2:13:18 AM

HRITHIK ROSHAN RULES HE WOOD BE THE PERFECT CASTING FOR PRINCE OF PERSIA
Vincent Chase writes:
on November 22nd, 2009 at 8:39:42 PM

He doesn't know jack about film, but he has alot of money. I guess that makes him ok in Hollywood's eyes.

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