Mel Gibson Was Too Short to Play James Bond

"Since he couldn't have the role, Gibson went on to do the next best thing. He divorced and is now dating Oksana Grigorieva, who has an 11-year-old son with former 007 star Timothy Dalton."

That's what I call a cheap comment !

I agree....a very cheap out of place comment.

A cheap comment, or an epic burn?

It has to actually be funny to be an epic burn.

Something tells me that this kind of comment is refering when Mel Gibson was arrested for making the anti-Semetic comments as he was drunk &driving (which is not a good thing btw. But still, gibson apologized and he withdrew from the scene for quite a while.

Neverheless, it seems to me that in the US or in Europe, saying something bad about the Jews is the worst thing you can do these days, meaning it's the biggest taboo nowadays...Why ? Is it a bible thing ? Or is it about the horrible holocaust during WW II ? I certainly agree that it was the worst abomination of the human kind in modern history but that doesn't givem them the right to be absolved from everything. Nobody is. It's just my opinion.

There is one huge rule in Germany, Dont Talk Shit about the Holocaust. Its easy to remember, and very simple. But there are still the odd dumbass's who ignore it.

so mel gibson is too short?....kinda like jews.oh the irony

Too short, too old & too American.

what a stupid comment. STOP INJECTING YOUR HALF ASSED WIT and actually try to make some poignant pieces.

Fucking funny, that's what it is!!!

Good one, WP!

he doesn't have a bond llok...

Yeah it seems like WP has been putting their own two cents into a lot of their articles lately. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!

mel gibson shouldnt be hating on jews, it should be those smelly muslims...opps, projekt shin is probaly gonna wanna smash in my familys head like he does sasha baren cohens baby just for making muslims terrorist look bad in Bruno.fuckin douche.

"Cubby...had a thing about tall people."

His nickname should be changed to "Chubby". "Chubby" Broccoli.

yeah I remember when I was a kid and they had a list of who was in the running to play James Bond in Goldeneye and Mel was at the top. Even at 8, I knew that didnt seem right.

Theres a very funny joke in there, but its just to obvious! I dont want to be harsh about Mel because i do like is stuff, its just a shame hes lost the plot abit, ok, alot, everyones entitled to go off the rails as long as they do it behind closed doors where no-one will get hurt, but he really knows what not to do, ive got to give credit where its due! but more of em are coming out of the wood work, Megan Fox will be next, whoops! As a great man once said in a crowded room, "You show me a guy sitting at home stroking himself and i'll show you someone whos not coursing any trouble!" George Carlin.

Hey folks... lighten up. It was a joke, a burn... NO worse than the stuff WE sling on here all the time. The Writer of that piece is matching his readership. Mel couldn't be Bond... so he hooks up with a lady with Bond's kid. What... do you think he sought her out just for that?! Ugh! I think (short little) Mel is a big enough star to take one on the chin like this, and I'll bet he'd get a laugh out of it.

Wear looser underwear for fuck's sake. Your present pair is cutting off the blood to your funny bone(r).

I think he is doing a lot better than if he did bond, all he has to do is compare is bank account to dalton's. OR could be he has money because he steals it all from the jews. Just sayin.

lol.

I like how the writer started the article:

"At the height of his career..."

"With an 11-year-old son with former 007 star Timothy Dalton"

I was never under the impression that Timothy Dalton's performance as James Bond was star-worthy. So who's the insult really aimed at here?

I find it amazing that Mel Gibson, being the big star that he is, had it in him to marry a woman with an 11 y/o kid.

definitely funny... so sloppy seconds is the next best thing to james bond.

Cubby's remark was smart tho, it would have been a Mel Gibson movie, not a James Bond movie

Mel Gibson is God,bow down to him fools

Mel Gibson was to Mel Gibson to be James Bond!

His ignorant anti-Semitic comments aside, he already had a franchise in Lethal Weapon. Plus, being short hasn't stopped Tom Cruise from doing Mission Impossible. That's what boxes to stand on and camera tricks are for.

lol... true. But Cruise 'self-Produced' himself in the IM movies.

Best way to get a role like Braveheart as well... produce it yourself.

Albert "Cubby" Broccoli must be jews

it would have been nice to see him as bond in one movie instead of brosnan or dalton

WELL SAID!

mmm DUH.

Mel's too short for everything...

...I hear the dick works fine though seeing how he has 9 kids.