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First Look: Jessica Alba's "Machete" PosterPosted: November 4th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Sitting at the American Film Market is a poster for the upcoming Robert Rodriguez-directed "Machete," featuring a look at Jessica Alba as Sartana. Check it out below.
Plot: The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal).
Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
Poster: (click to enlarge)
Source: ComingSoon
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nope.com writes:
on November 4th, 2009 at 9:29:11 PM
shes turned into such an annoying c*nt
hope she gets decapitated in this
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Randal Graves writes:
on November 4th, 2009 at 9:50:36 PM
Who gave them the money for this? Grindhouse almost destroyed the Weinstein Company
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tcu21 writes:
on November 4th, 2009 at 10:06:39 PM
Rodriguez is such a wannabe Tarantino
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Peter Parker writes:
on November 4th, 2009 at 10:31:07 PM
This must be one of the most mind-boggling casts of all times... Not sure weather to love it or hate it.
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Ari Gold writes:
on November 4th, 2009 at 10:35:03 PM
I don't know about that hair style Jess, you might wanna change it..
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lost_addict writes:
on November 4th, 2009 at 11:58:04 PM
good karma is fun,eh jess?
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Derp88 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 12:02:36 AM
This sounds like a piece of shit
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Derp88 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 12:20:11 AM
But i'll watch it if Jessica Alba gets sodomized
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Ranger writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 12:50:21 AM
Who wouldn't?!
@PP - my thought exactly.
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The5thBeatle5 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 12:52:44 AM
I dont think she could get any hotter...but her Sin City posters definitely the hottest between that and this one!
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jimmy writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 2:19:18 AM
Any of you guys heard the news that steven seagal just had a kid with a barroom dancer from mongolia who used to be his assistant for the last seven years. Tis guy never stops
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jimmy writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 2:23:36 AM
Any of you guys heard the news that steven seagal just fathered his seventh kid with a barroom dancer from mongolia. This guy never quits. So very strange that women would still touch him
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SACdaddy writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 9:00:38 AM
Sorry, must have missed that Goyer Ghost Rider 2 post.
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warlord writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 9:03:37 AM
hay i love jessica but i thought the star was danny trejo
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tcu21 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 9:16:50 AM
Jeff Fahey, Michelle Rodriguez, and Cheech Marin, is this a 'we play minor roles on LOST movie'? haha.
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KirkLazerus writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 10:00:30 AM
@tcu21-hes nothing like Tarantino, Tarantino is all Dialogue and RR is about action he wants to be loves John Woo films, plus Tarantino wanted to be like RR because he does the cinematography, music, directing, writing and editing, all his movies may not be great but shit is entertaining
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scarface85 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 11:04:41 AM
i love jessica
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tcu21 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 11:04:53 AM
Come on, he tries to make these odd violent movies that he hopes will develop a cult following and good box office returns.
Tell me that poster doesn't resemble Inglourious Basterds posters.
Jessica Alba as Sartana
Brad Pitt is a Basterd
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scarface85 writes:
on November 5th, 2009 at 11:05:17 AM
and im lovin this movie, it looks old school just like the expandables
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warriors187 writes:
on November 7th, 2009 at 10:46:35 PM
why are people bashing Rodriguez and calling him a wannabe Tarantino? Are you kidding me? The guy has enough of his own work under his belt. Sin City (yea im giving RR credit for that one. Frank Miller proved to us all with The Spirit that he shouldn't peruse a career behind the camera), El Mariachi trilogy, Dusk till Dawn, hell I even loved the Faculty....
Grant it he also directed Spy Kids and that pathetic looking Shorts (I havent seen it)
I'm a big fan of Robert Rodriguez and have faith in this movie, ya just cant take shit too seriously. Be expecting something crazy like a chick with a gun for a leg or a blind man who can still shoot everybody who is around him.
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warriors187 writes:
on November 7th, 2009 at 10:50:15 PM
"Tell me that poster doesn't resemble Inglourious Basterds posters.
Jessica Alba as Sartana
Brad Pitt is a Basterd"
-If your gonna go down that route then their both copying old "Grindhouse" movies. And Tarantino just ripped off Kill Bill from all the old samurai movies like Shogun Assassin (Which he rightfully gives credit to at the end of the movies)
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