First Look: Jessica Alba's "Machete" Poster

shes turned into such an annoying c*nt

hope she gets decapitated in this

Who gave them the money for this? Grindhouse almost destroyed the Weinstein Company

Rodriguez is such a wannabe Tarantino

This must be one of the most mind-boggling casts of all times... Not sure weather to love it or hate it.

I don't know about that hair style Jess, you might wanna change it..

good karma is fun,eh jess?

This sounds like a piece of shit

But i'll watch it if Jessica Alba gets sodomized

Who wouldn't?!

@PP - my thought exactly.

I dont think she could get any hotter...but her Sin City posters definitely the hottest between that and this one!

Any of you guys heard the news that steven seagal just had a kid with a barroom dancer from mongolia who used to be his assistant for the last seven years. Tis guy never stops

Any of you guys heard the news that steven seagal just fathered his seventh kid with a barroom dancer from mongolia. This guy never quits. So very strange that women would still touch him

Sorry, must have missed that Goyer Ghost Rider 2 post.

hay i love jessica but i thought the star was danny trejo

Jeff Fahey, Michelle Rodriguez, and Cheech Marin, is this a 'we play minor roles on LOST movie'? haha.

@tcu21-hes nothing like Tarantino, Tarantino is all Dialogue and RR is about action he wants to be loves John Woo films, plus Tarantino wanted to be like RR because he does the cinematography, music, directing, writing and editing, all his movies may not be great but shit is entertaining

i love jessica

Come on, he tries to make these odd violent movies that he hopes will develop a cult following and good box office returns.

Tell me that poster doesn't resemble Inglourious Basterds posters.

Jessica Alba as Sartana
Brad Pitt is a Basterd

and im lovin this movie, it looks old school just like the expandables

why are people bashing Rodriguez and calling him a wannabe Tarantino? Are you kidding me? The guy has enough of his own work under his belt. Sin City (yea im giving RR credit for that one. Frank Miller proved to us all with The Spirit that he shouldn't peruse a career behind the camera), El Mariachi trilogy, Dusk till Dawn, hell I even loved the Faculty....
Grant it he also directed Spy Kids and that pathetic looking Shorts (I havent seen it)
I'm a big fan of Robert Rodriguez and have faith in this movie, ya just cant take shit too seriously. Be expecting something crazy like a chick with a gun for a leg or a blind man who can still shoot everybody who is around him.

"Tell me that poster doesn't resemble Inglourious Basterds posters.
Jessica Alba as Sartana
Brad Pitt is a Basterd"

-If your gonna go down that route then their both copying old "Grindhouse" movies. And Tarantino just ripped off Kill Bill from all the old samurai movies like Shogun Assassin (Which he rightfully gives credit to at the end of the movies)