Actor Dax Shepard (Without a Paddle, Idiocracy) appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" where he talked about a letter he received from Arnold Schwarzenegger regarding a roast he did two years ago of the California Governor.
During this roast, Shepard opened by suggesting that his relationship with Schwarzenegger's 17-year-old daughter, Katherine, was more than just a friendship. Schwarzenegger laughed, but then expressed his true feelings in the letter that Shepard read in Arnold's voice.
The letter read: "Thanks for taking part in the roast last night, but, no, you may not have my daughter. I'm sorry to break it to you but your terrific talent, great humor and so-so Arnold impersonation do not add up to son-in-law material, especially when the relationship would put you in jail. It would really mess up my weekends to have to schlep Katherine to visit you every Sunday."
The letter, which features the Governor's official seal, concludes: "On a motorcycle or anywhere, I hope to run into you somewhere soon."
Shepard read the note from Schwarzenegger on the same day the Governor was being criticized for an official letter he wrote to a political critic, in which the words "F*ck you" were spelled out at the beginning of each line.
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Source: ABC
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OneTimewrites: on October 30th, 2009 at 12:54:02 AM
BOTH Dax and Arnold were being humorous. Besides Dax has been (and still is) dating Kristen Bell.
johnny_boywrites: on October 30th, 2009 at 5:22:39 AM
well, mr. scharwzenneger, us californians are unhappy with the way u ran california. cant always have your way u know. if it makes u feel better, hes probaly pounding that shit every night, having her call him daddy.
Peter Parkerwrites: on October 30th, 2009 at 5:34:06 AM
If Schwarzenegger is gonna threaten everybody who's banged his daughter... he'll need a lot of letters!
Arnie should get mine any day now (with the used condom that smells like his daughter stapled to it).
darkraven28writes: on October 30th, 2009 at 8:43:58 PM
SEE YOO AT DEE PAAAHTEE, SHEPHARD!!!!!!!
Peter Parkerwrites: on October 30th, 2009 at 9:37:35 PM
@ Skippy: Half of the guys were on WP are too! lol
I wonder what Shepard is so happy for anyway. He's dating California's sluttiest teen, she probably gave him AIDS already and her father can have him killed just by making one phone call, or by breaking his neck like a twig. Worst, his Arnie impersonation was ridiculed by none other than Arnie himself.
What a loser!
