Audiences are clearly still craving horror films since "Paranormal Activity" and "Saw VI" took the top two spots at this weekend's box office. But what kind of killer do you prefer? One that creeps around for a while before attacking? One that smashes his victim's faces in at first sight? Or one who tortures his victims viciously?
How about one who takes years to kill his target? That's exactly the subject matter of Richard Gale's hilarious short film called "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon." It has picked up awards from 12 film festivals and has been called one of the Highlights of the Sitges Film Festival by Variety.
"Slow Murderer" is the epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time. The short film has now appeared online and you can check it out below.
The sign of a total amateur filmmaker with limited talent is when they make their short film a trailer. They can't do actual scenes or a full effective story - they just think up a montage of shots and add some narration.
This one is mildly amusing for the first couple minutes, but goes on about 7 minutes too long. FAIL
Stuntasticwrites: on October 26th, 2009 at 11:05:16 AM
On another note y does the dude look like Darryl Hammond from SNL?
f*cking great. They always say simpler is better. Instead of dragging this out into an 80 minute comedy/horror film, they did excatly what was meant to be....short and sweet and funny. Kudos to the makers....
Absolutionwrites: on October 26th, 2009 at 2:23:54 PM
haha cleary has to be the biggest budget
in horror movie history if it was filmed
in 5 different continents haha
it was awesome
in all honesty, that was AMAZING, havent laughed like that in ages, i would actaully pay to see a movie like that!! mainly because its not a Reboot or a Remake or a despirate Sequel!
and again!! (on the moon!) and again (skydiving) and again (While having sex with his GF) AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR SPOONFUL OF TERROR!!! ya maybe about 3 mins to long and he should get a giant magnet
seveltotowrites: on November 11th, 2017 at 4:36:59 AM
