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Crazy Babysitter Twins Join "Machete"

Posted: September 25th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Robert Rodriguez is currently filming "Machete," a feature film based on his faux "Grindhouse" trailer. We already know that the cast includes Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steve Seagal, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey, but Rodriguez has just added two more to that list.

According to Bloody-Disgusting, the director is bringing back Elise and Electra Avellan aka "The Crazy Babysitter Twins" from "Grindhouse." In "Machete" they will be known as "The Sexy Nurses," probably because of their Maxim shoot that had the two girls dressed up in nursing outfits.

Plot: The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Source: Bloody-Disgusting


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OneTime writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 9:36:07 PM

they better be naked..or this movie wont make anything.
minkowski writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 9:38:44 PM

What? no Rose McGowan?! I'm shocked and dismayed!

Not really looking forward to this. Rodriguez needs to lay off the blow, come back to earth and lay off the slapstick gore. He could deliver a fine f*cking film, but he loves pandering to pyrotechnic horny boys way too much.
CCBlev writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 9:40:48 PM

no what they are gonna do is tease us with them being naked and instead give us lohan f*cking naked, which when they do, i'll flat out kill myself and maybe half the auidance with me
OneTime writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 9:46:47 PM

ewwww lohan? ya like i wanna see all her gashes
dandythelion writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 10:07:00 PM

Rodriguez needs this film to return to form. enough with the sh*tty kids films the Spy Kids Sharkboy Shorts Bullsh*t. i want More Sin City From Duck Till Dawn Planet Terrorness
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 10:18:33 PM

The only fault with this movie is Segal and Lohan.
minkowski writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 10:48:15 PM

Two nurses with needles? They can have my hot beef injection anytime.
Ranger writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 11:18:10 PM

I suspect they're injecting one-another with 'Slut Serum'! And I'm all for that!

I love how Lohan wasn't listed in the beginning with the rest of the cast.

@OneTime - no worries... we won't see any of Lohan's... ummm... nudity. She has contractually agreed not to compete with the 'Predator' movies.

And isn't 'corrupt' and 'Senator' in the same sentence redundant?

Crazy Babysitter Twins?! This movie just moved up 2 slutty notches! Nice!
vwkombi writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 11:19:10 PM

Still not redeeming the fact that Lohan is in this movie.
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 11:29:17 PM

Maybe they're replacing lohan and segal?
Ranger writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 11:40:20 PM

@vw - no, it doesn't. But with these 2 Hotties... Lohan should disappear even more than she usually does.

Mmmmmm... Crazy Babysitter Twins!

BA-BOING!
Ranger writes:
on September 25th, 2009 at 11:40:57 PM

@Spooky - with what? A professional whore and a piece of wood?
The5thBeatle5 writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 12:29:23 AM

sweet god, was not expecting that pic :D...id go to the hospital any day if they worked there!...along with Salma Hayeks sexy nurse from Across the Universe...
OneTime writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 12:43:12 AM

lol
rabid writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 3:02:56 AM

Looking forward to Machete. It should be one of those films that's perfect to see at the drive-in.
synthetic1985 writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 4:00:45 AM

not sure i should pay this movie money
Carpen7er writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 4:34:54 AM

Canīt wait to see this !...
SACdaddy writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 7:59:02 AM

So now the Crazy Sexy Babysitting Nurses Twins are in town? sh*t is really about to set off in Austin! Putting them and Lohan in the same bar together is probably illegal in 45 states! Probably wont have to go far to find this crew. I'll just look for a wild drunken crowd watching 3 girls gang rape the sh*t out of some unlucky frat boy in the middle of 6th St. Did I say "unlucky"?
KirkLazerus writes:
on September 26th, 2009 at 5:49:52 PM

I just went from six to midnight.
Space_Ghost11 writes:
on September 28th, 2009 at 12:28:37 PM

all I want is them naked, like the whole time :)

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