Video: Megan Fox's Funny "SNL" Promo

"So why did her "Jennifer's Body" movie bomb last weekend?"

Because no one gives more than a casual fuck about Megan Fox?

Someone needs to tap her on the shoulder, and in the ass, and tell her the fifteen minutes is up.

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I'd give her more than a casual fuck!

OK... I wouldn't (it would be pretty casual)... I'm just sayin...

Fox:

When you leave, take Adam Samberg with you. I'm tired of looking at his Toucan Sam nose.

lol.

I haven't watched a full SNL episode in 100 years, so I know not of whom you speak... but it's pretty funny none the less.

I HAVE tuned in on the Web for Celebrity (SNL) Jeopardy. Now that's funny stuff!

I'd still, wax-on, wax-off Megan.

Celebrity Jeopardy is legendary. Other than that the SNL I watch is on my firends best of dvds or the shit i saw on the internet of samberg doing the wahlberg impression. No SNL could ever top Samurai Divorce Court, or, "With a name like 1000 dead nuns and orphans, it's got to be good"

i agree with minks first post. there were people claiming that Jenifers Body was gonna be big.but it flopped. it probaly would've done worse if the suckers who paid to see it would've been warned that she doesn't get naked.

BTW, i haven't seen the film. i only heard from my dumb ass cousin who paid to see it that she doesn't.just sayin so i dont appear to be one of those suckers.

wow this crap still hasn't been canceled? Do people not have ANY GOD DAMN THING to do on a Saturday night?

Lame ..

That is a great joke...We all know Megan Fox doesn't eat. Way to parody yourself, sweetie.
And in late breaking news, Lohan is still a cunt.

I agree Fox is washed up, but Samberg is silly funny Minkowski.

I didn't think Jennifer's body was that bad, just because Megan fox wasn't the main character, she was just a villain. She plays a really good "I'm 17 and I can do anything I want because I'm pretty" role. pretty much the only thing she can play......

So we can expect a member of the cast to pull her through every skit because REPLYING to the funny person standing next to you isn't exactly BEING funny.

Jennifer's Body really isnt that bad. It's gonna be one of those flicks other people see 3 years down the road and figure they'll get it on the rainy day they're at home with a pack of beer.

It aint bad- I think its hype just wrote a cheque the movie couldn't cash. Jennifer's Body was simply the worst follow up for a talented screenwriter since Kevin SMith followed up Clerks with Mallrats.

Awesome, thats hilarious! and christ she is hot...as usual

I'm gonna give it a shot. To me, if under the right hands, Fox can be unique. Not groundbreaking, mind you, but enough to work in her own niche.

Sorry for defending her. I'm still nerdgasming over "Jonah Hex" and its heavy metal scoring and incredible cast (Brolin, Malkovich, Will Arnett).

PrevalentMind, I don't know what you're talkin' about. Mallrats was awesome.

I don't get it either Blank x2.

Mallrats has some really funny scenes. How can you not like the stink palm?

So I wonder if there will be a Digital Short with her? There have been some classics like D*ck in a Box, J*zz in My Pants, I'm on a Boat, Natalie Portman's Rap, Lazy Sunday....

But, it wasnt her being funny in this. It was Andy ugh.

@AF - thx. for the Lohan update. I was going to ask you for that this AM.

lol.

She's fit end of! all the hate for foxy is weird to me because i bet any of you guys would do owt to get with a bird who's half as fit as her,in all honesty who would turn her down if it was on a plate?myself, i would walk over hot coals to kick her back doors in.
jurys out on the acting though.

I don't believe there are any posts here saying no one would fuck her my friend. You may have to re-read. I for one would rail her ass 'til she was coughing up Ranger for a month. And I'm sure I'm not alone in that sentiment.

LOL @ "Toucan sam nose." I haven't seen all the SNL skits, but the ones I have seen have been funny... except for that backseatsman crap. What was that all about?

Have any of you watched the lonely island music videos? Andy Samberg is fucking hilarious, you can take that shit to the bank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr6uvBICic0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&feature=channel_page

Go watch those if you haven't... I implore you... Its a must see.

Yes, Triggax, he is hilarious. The 'Jizz in my pants' is nutbusting funny. But that doesn't change the fact that Samberg's nose looks like it's about to deepthroat his mouth.

And, like I said, an actor is as good as the material he/she has given. Look at Nicolas Cage and what he's done over the years: "Honeymoon in Vegas", "Leaving Las Vegas", and "Raising Arizona", "World Trade Center". Some of those films were classics, or classics in their own right. But now, he's appearing in some of the worst films ever ("Bangkok Dangerous", "G-Force", "Ghost Rider", "National Treasure 2", "Next"... could I go on) because the crew he worked with are Z-level.

"Jennifer's Body" sucked because we have Diablo Cody, one of the most overrated screenwriters on the planet. The lines Megan Fox was given to say were simply cringeworthy (it wasn't her fault, sorry people). Lord knows I couldn't sit through "Juno" for more than a nanosecond if the dialogue in that film equaled "JB". Amanda Seyfried was the only one not forced to speak unspeakable one-liners. And Karyn Kasuma, let's not forget about her ("Aeon Flux", anybody?).

Fox is always in the news all the time.
The only reason that I don't wish that some rabid fan kidnaps, rapes and chops her up, leaving the pieces in a trasparent garbage bag is that it would make one more topic... I with the bitch and a half - no - the bitch and three quarters had been aborted...at the age of three...

I would sell a lung just to buy Diablo Cody a short bus ticket to hell.

Months and months ago, I opined that Cody is essentially worthless. The topic of discussion was Jennifer's Body, in fact, well before the film appeared in theaters.

I said Jennifer's Body would tank, that Cody has about as much imagination as my dick. I said that all Cody knows is formulaic fem-teen angst stories, based on her own miserable teen years. I said she was drawing from a shallow well, that what she has to offer is very limited, and would soon dry up.

I was assailed. How dare I insult the great goddess bitch that wrote Juno? The *nerve*!

Well, here's the proof. Choke on it.

Most of the musical stuff is funny. I'm on a boat, Jizz in my pants, Like a boss, My pants, Stork patrol, and the Natalie rap. "WHAT YOU WANT NATALIE?" "TO DRINK AND FIGHT!" "WHAT YOU NEED NATALIE?" "TO FUCK ALL NIGHT!" lol.

Don't forget 'Dick in a Box'.

And Mother Fuckers... shit is fucking priceless...

The one thing I found remotely endearing about "Jennifer's Body" (besides the choice lesbian makeout scene) was that it was an accurate depiction of what Megan Fox is like in real life. Some of the lines in that thing were so profoundly idiotic, I swear they were ad-libbed.

"I said that all Cody knows is formulaic fem-teen angst stories..."

Yeah, that sums her up pretty well. She's a new breed of writer - the kind where offbeat hipster slang and pop-culture references pass off for smarts. That Oscar win was definitely premature.

Blank- there's nothing wrong with Mallrats- just like there is nothing truly "wrong" with Jennifer's Body...

...but Kevin Smith would be in a whole other world right now if he followed Clerks with something of Chasing Amy's caliber.

Even DePalma made "Wise Guys"- but he had the sense NOT to do it right after Scarface.

"I would sell a lung just to buy Diablo Cody a short bus ticket to hell.

Months and months ago, I opined that Cody is essentially worthless. The topic of discussion was Jennifer's Body, in fact, well before the film appeared in theaters.

I said Jennifer's Body would tank, that Cody has about as much imagination as my dick. I said that all Cody knows is formulaic fem-teen angst stories, based on her own miserable teen years. I said she was drawing from a shallow well, that what she has to offer is very limited, and would soon dry up.

I was assailed. How dare I insult the great goddess bitch that wrote Juno? The *nerve*!

Well, here's the proof. Choke on it."

Need I say more?

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Wow- it's like holding up two mirrors to my butt! Sandburg and Fox- stupid in infinity.