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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:52:38 AM
It should be further noted that the giraffe's meat is being prepared and placed in a food hamper for Gary Coleman and his wife.
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Ted Mosby writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:55:00 AM
and it's suddenly Kevin James fault? yeah f*ck that his name shouldn't even be mentioned here... he's a god comedian... could careless about a 18 year old giraffe... probably died of old age
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The5thBeatle5 writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:56:22 AM
i dont wanna grow up im a toys r us kid!
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The Skippy Spartan writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:02:32 AM
I say this once, and i will say it a million times
f*ck OFF PETA, NO ONE LIKES YOU!
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/peta_rabbits.jpg
The animal was 18 years old (old in animal terms) has a heart issue, obvious it died from natural causes. It aint like Kevin James purposly tried to kill it!
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:04:51 AM
I'll bet Lohan gave it a hit of ecstasy because she figured it was the only thing left on the planet that (if high enough) may lick her.
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JonDrama writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:10:13 AM
hilarious
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Scrooge McDuck writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:18:52 AM
Quite the "long" way to die, heh? Anyone?
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:27:22 AM
Anyone consider that with a name like 'Tweet' that maybe the poor f*cker just died of embarrassment?
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:36:50 AM
Loser giraffe.
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nope.com writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 5:43:29 AM
Just proves how deadly Kevin James' comedy is
He should stick to television, decent there. Kinda like the Tim Allen effect..
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Peter Parker writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 9:10:03 AM
I heard the giraffe used to cut herself, to draw attention...
She also married some chick and snorted the white stuff like there was no tomorrow...
P.S.: This is a work of fiction and any resemblance between the giraffes and spoiled Hollywood actresses, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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buttabean writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 9:12:16 AM
Probably died of a heart attack from the stress of transporting him.
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MovieFanAttic writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 9:18:43 AM
DAMN YOU KEVIN JAMES!!! You killed mu childhood!!!!!
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VDODSON writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 9:19:34 AM
They were beating that giraffe after sets. I want to see them prosecuted to the fullest!
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minkowski writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 9:34:42 AM
I guess it was a neck to no-neck race to see who would die first. My money was on Kevin James.
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lostrose815 writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 10:27:13 AM
RIP Tweet. You probably couldn't handle the stress of working with such a fine established actor like Kevin James. But don't worry, after "Paul Blart", Kevin James was guaranteed a place amongst the demons and pitchforks in Hell.
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Armpit writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 11:29:37 AM
This kinda makes me think of the (sh*tty) Starsky & Hutch movie when a pony is shot through the garage doors.
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smokemouth writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 11:57:11 AM
Check out all the angry virgin nerds around here :(
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ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 12:12:02 PM
Wow!! The animal knew this was so bad, he'd rather die then be in it.
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LastActionHero writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 12:20:05 PM
FFFF UUUUU PETA!
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 12:23:32 PM
Word has it the giraffe will be replaced by Shelley Duvall - the Producer has been quoted as saying: 'We're grateful that Shelley is taking a leave of absence from her Mother Ship to fill in for Tweet. And after having reviewed the dailies, as far as looks go, the transition from Tweet to Shelley on-screen is seamless.'
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rabid writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 12:48:36 PM
PETA is so worthless. Do they even do anything other than harangue for free press?
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PrevalentMind writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:01:38 PM
Being cast in a Kevin James IS CRUELTY...
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triggax writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:15:18 PM
The average life expectancy of a Giraffe is, 20 years.
Doesn't peta have anything better to do? f*ck giraffe lived to its expectancy, more or less. Nobody investigated the foul treatment of my dog when he died about 10 years before he should have...
I've got this joke, "2 seals walk into a club"
HAH!
Im gonna go and club 2 baby seals tonight and wear them as shoes. Because im divine like that.
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triggax writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:16:13 PM
Petas the bane of my f*cking existence.
Useless tree f*ckers.
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:18:49 PM
And Lohan is still a c*nt... right?
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triggax writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:30:28 PM
Noooo. I love Lohan. Shes f*cking gorgeous.
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:38:50 PM
LOOK AWAY FROM THE LIGHT TRIG...
LOOK AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!!
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masKritic writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:45:27 PM
why the f*ck do they have to attach Kevin James to this its not his fault
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 1:47:57 PM
Because Lohan wasn't in sight when Tweet collapsed?
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LastActionHero writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 2:06:04 PM
So I wonder how much BBQ sauce Kevin needed to finish this baby off.
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ACTIONFIGURE writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 2:27:20 PM
ranger-this just in...lohan is still a c*nt...
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 2:32:36 PM
lol.
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Rich k writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 3:30:18 PM
i know its sad the animal died, but i would of laughed my ass off if i saw it collapse.
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synthetic1985 writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:29:44 PM
i don't remember seeing any giraffe on 'ace ventura: pet detective'...EVER...i mean i saw lots of animals, but never a giraffe...as for 'ace ventura: when nature calls' well, i saw one in there...which brings me to this question: who's smoking what and how much of it was smoked?
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acslaterson writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:33:46 PM
The life expectancy, according to the African Wildlife Foundation, is actually 25 years.
Animals die unexpectedly, so do people(obviously). For PETA to say a giraffe was mistreated? How does one mistreat a giraffe? Baseball bat to the leg?
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triggax writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:38:33 PM
I think that if averaged out, its 25 years, because from what i've read its 20-30 years. The average age of a male giraffe is 21 and you can take that to the bank, 'animal planet'
So 18 doesn't seem that far off.
"How does one mistreat a giraffe? Baseball bat to the leg?"
Hilarious... Honestly though.. It makes no sense to me how you would mistreat a giraffe... unless you weren't feeding him, which if they were filming outside, he could have just eaten whatever he wanted... Especially since its a movie about a zoo... there were probably lots of people around that knew how to handle a giraffe...
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acslaterson writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:49:45 PM
^^^ Plus, who works in Hollywood? Liberals right? You think a bunch of liberal(stereotype, I know) actors would stand around on set watching an animal be mistreated? PETA just wants its name in the news.
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BondMcClane007 writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:52:23 PM
"...the 18-year-old animal (which had no known health problems) suddenly collapsed in its enclosure and died."
Im sorry but thats just hilarious.... how do they connect this with Kevin James.. this is a funny ass article
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Ex_CavScout19D30 writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 4:54:24 PM
P. eople
E. ating
T. asty
A. nimals
f*ck you PETA. Survival of the fittest in the jungle or the urban jungle. I will skin a baby deer and a beached whale in front of you so I can eat. You pussies!
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 6:05:40 PM
'How does one mistreat a giraffe? Baseball bat to the leg?'
LOL!
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KirkLazerus writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 6:28:48 PM
Kevin James decided to Wrestle With tweet and james won
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triggax writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 6:33:49 PM
Maybe he lost a fight? Huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxDnZs2_OQ
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SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 6:57:09 PM
f*ck PETA!
They give a bad name to vegetarians like myself and say that "FISHING IS BAD SO DUN DO IT LOLOL"
f*ck them, if they ever come near me asking me to sign a petition to save the seakittens, I'll punch that person in their f*cking mouth so hard that they'll fly into lostrose's vagina.
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 7:03:48 PM
lol.
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Ranger writes:
on September 18th, 2009 at 7:58:46 PM
All giraffes die.
Not all giraffes really live.
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The Skippy Spartan writes:
on September 19th, 2009 at 7:40:26 AM
(A horse walks into a bar)
Bartender: Hey! Why the long face?
Horse: I have AIDS!
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Ranger writes:
on September 19th, 2009 at 10:07:27 PM
lol.
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billofill writes:
on September 20th, 2009 at 5:56:54 PM
What they left out was Kevin James was feeding the animal Peanut M&M's.
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Ranger writes:
on September 20th, 2009 at 9:06:42 PM
Because Kevin would never give away food.
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