Photo: President Obama and His Lightsaber

Lol, that is hilarious. I love the guy, but it is almost as embarrasing as the George Bush chest bump

wonder if he made his own light saber sound effects

Rock On

'I am Mace Windu, eat my lightsaber mother fucker!'

First he calls Kanye a jackass, now this?! This guy is brilliant!!

jajaja, yep hes the best of the best

I guess that puts an end to argument about black people not liking "Star Wars"

Well, that's great. He's good with a cheap, extending plastic rod. He's got Lohan's skills.

Let's see him work some magic, break some sweat, cleaning up Afghanistan, the economy, healthcare and a thousand other topics and interests he proposed to immediately fix and resolve.

Unemployment is rising, and he's playing with Star Wars toys. Great. We got rid of a retarded adult, only to elect a mediocre child.

This guys going to have GWB approvement levels in an eighth of the time.

And this is cinema news how, again? If Obama wipes his ass with a copy of Cinefex, will that crop up as WP news, too?

haha i totally agree. Obama is the crowd favorite but still has so much to do. if he worked for me and had a deadline to follow and i caught him at his desk playing with g.i. joes i would send his ass back to the unemployment line. GET TO WORK!!!

Awesome!! It's a blue lightsaber...He's a Jedi and he can destory The Dark Side (A.K.A Glen Beck who's Sith Name is "Darth Cracker" given by the Emperor...Dick Chenney.)
Strike down the evil Galactic Halliburton Empire!!

blue lightsaber?

At least he didn't pick up the purple one.

Maybe it's really his dick. He's just modest and it's blue because Michelle isn't giving him the goods and with-holding sex from the Commander in Chief.

That fucking (love her arms and no-spill lips though) Biach!

"At least he didn't pick up the purple one."

Yeah, then I could've made a joke about him jerking off Barney. Or the Kool-Aid man.

Oh yeah!

awesome

groovy

"It's the lightsaber that says bad muthafucka on it."

@Minkowski Haha I love this picture. I also love how you are taking the picture out of context. Sure it is corny, but it is a reference that I am sure all of the international members of the Olympics committee will have a chuckle over. If G.W.B was trying to get an Olympic bid for Houston or Dallas, play fenced with a lightsaber and was made fun of, I would defend him, too. You listed urgent objectives on Obama's to-do list and I agree with them, but I consider an Olympic bid a good opportunity for economy boost/improvement. Hey, what do you know, economy was one of the things you mentioned him fixing. I guess you will argue that it is a small boost but I disagree in advanced.

Dammit,I just heard Admiral Ackbar shout, "It's A Trap." Joe Wilson shouted back, "You Lie."

I was joking around, AA. Nothing more.

After the apocalypse arrives, and when people need someone to lead them out of the wilderness of their ruined civilization into safety, they're going to look for the guy with the biggest pair of balls and the most guns, not the guy that plays with Star Wars toys and reads Spiderman.

Well, I'm out then.

Reminds me of a quote from the 3rd Season episode of the X-Files 'Jose Chung's From Outer Space'.

"Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage"

This was actually inherited from Bush. It was used to shove up Tony Blair's arse.

I wonder if he can mind-trick people into taking his health care bill...

"Well, that's great. He's good with a cheap, extending plastic rod. He's got Lohan's skills.

Let's see him work some magic, break some sweat, cleaning up Afghanistan, the economy, healthcare and a thousand other topics and interests he proposed to immediately fix and resolve.

Unemployment is rising, and he's playing with Star Wars toys. Great. We got rid of a retarded adult, only to elect a mediocre child.

This guys going to have GWB approvement levels in an eighth of the time.

And this is cinema news how, again? If Obama wipes his ass with a copy of Cinefex, will that crop up as WP news, too?"

TLDR: Mink is a racist tool that can't relax around blacks.

you can't relax around blacks, your a Towel

hahahah awesome!!

"TLDR: Mink is a racist tool that can't relax around blacks."

Moron, I've been to jail. I've been in all black and Mexican jails. Not a white boy about. That's what happens when you don't pay your fucking tickets in Dallas. So you're talking about racism, about black people when you live in a mostly white nation (2.5% black). Must be a relief to call people you don't know a racist when *you*, cupcake, hardly even SEE a black person, much less live with them for any period of time.

And you thought KROQ using the n word was hilarious. And you thought calling Chris Brown a monkey wasn't remotely offensive, but you call me a racist. Are you sure you're not talking about yourself?

Yea, I'm pretty sure, because monkeys =/= black people.

Monkeys = people that act like primates. If you make that connection between blacks and monkeys, then you are the racist, and not me.

Actually, stupid fuck, Triggax made the connection. I wasn't even present on the fucking thread. But, ok, I'll chalk your use of the word 'monkey' up as 'mere' ignorant insensitivity, and not racism.

I already chalked it up to teenage retardation...
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Now, im getting called a racist left right and center...

You're both idiots though, regardless.

xoxo...

You should listen, then. They're probably right.

We have the coolest president ever.

...because 'being cool' is the most important quality a leader can possess, right?

Rabid, you're fucking 32 years old. Stop using the word cool. You're not a cigarette commercial and you're not fucking James Dean.

Cigarette is another word for Fag hahaha 32 yrs old

You're a pretty sour person. You should try Tai-chi or maybe eat more greens.

I've noticed that about 90% of the hatred being shown our president seems to stem from the inability to accept a black man living in the white house.

and i am a bit James Dean.

"You're a pretty sour person. You should try Tai-chi or maybe eat more greens."

That's fucking bullshit. That's like trying to change my ear shape with acupuncture or an organic herbal diet, both of which are bullshit, too.

"I've noticed that about 90% of the hatred being shown our president seems to stem from the inability to accept a black man living in the white house."

Even Obama admits that the criticism he has weathered has NOTHING to do with racism, that's just the claim weak minds resort to when they can't defend their position. Racism.

The guy was elected on a fucking populist plurality. He blew a way a decorated Vietnam combat vet. And yet his numbers are plummeting because reality has set in and people realize that they've been once again hoodwinked by slick talk and empty rhetoric.

But I guess GWB was hated, and suffered low poll numbers, because of racism too, right?

Or are you saying that a black president is somehow physically immune, by divine law or cosmic decree, from criticism and low poll numbers? That because he's black, he should never be required to deal with diminishing approval rates or criticism? Obama is a king now? A god?

That's scary, because what you seem to be implying is almost a cult-like following of one man, and all based on your thick-skulled bias and inability to accept and understand reality.

He's the first black president, so there is always going to be a bit of reverence for that. But he's only trying to clean up the litter of the previous administration. Its an enormous job, and I disagree with half of what the man has executed so far, but I still see far more potential in him than any neo-conservative fanatic.
I might have voted for McCain if he had not chosen a mental child as his running mate. I used to vote Republican and Libertarian, but I could see that McCain had allowed hismelf to become a GOP mouthpiece. McCain was quite unhappy about how BushCo left this nation, I wanted to see him take chances beyond his ploitical affiliation. In the end, I see Obama as the man willing to bridge both parties. But the southern republican leaders are too full of piss and vinegar to compromise their outdated ethics.

You do realize that the Southern Republicans were in fact once, not too long ago, Southern Democrats, right? But hey

..at least the Democrats have a fine piece of shit like Harry Byrd, right?

Off the top of your head, can you define 'neoconservative'? Don't go grab a dictionary or Wiki, just throw out your understanding of the word. More than likely it will look nothing like what neoconservative really means, and nore like a gross and ineptly rendered ignorant popular caracature.

Both political parties are rotten, the GOP just have the added bonus of being religious dimwits as well.
By neo-cons, I mean those modern republicans who have moved away from states rights and personal liberty and isolationist civic planning in favor of international economic and military supremacy. I understand the nature of America is expansionism, but there comes a point of turmoil where all efforts must be made to care for the people at home. Teh Bush presidency crushed our economy, erased liberties, skyrocketed unemployment, let corporations run rampant with the legal and medical industry, all while the defense industry boomed. It was a case of the sheriff being away.
I was appalled by the Republican concession to the war once it had begun(though admittedly, the war was started without consent of either party, which is a criminal action on part of the Bush regime).