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Matt Damon Says He's Not Dead

Posted: September 11th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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A few days ago, it was reported that Matt Damon died after a trip through California's Palo Verde Mountains where he apparently went missing. Now, during a press junket for "The Informant," Damon has confirmed that he's very much alive.

"I had to call my parents. That was a really reckless thing to do. I don't even know why somebody thinks that's funny," he said. "It might be some fifteen year old kid."

Damon went on to say that he was surprised that this story became as big as it did. "My publicist got all of these phone calls from very reputable sources," he continued. "I got forwarded the story, which if you read it, it just gets sillier and sillier. And by the end... The guy who is said to be my agent is quoting the lyrics from the "Fresh Prince of Bell Air." And yet, the CNN called, the Boston Globe called."

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avaela writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 8:00:40 PM

chan fags strike again
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 8:07:45 PM

"A few days ago, it was reported that Matt Damon died after a trip through California's Palo Verde Mountains where he apparently went missing."

Oh you guys, Troll on you beautiful faggots!
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 8:21:05 PM

"It might be some fifteen year old kid."

No, I was behind the Miley Cyrus death thing.
Ranger writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 8:45:46 PM

I resent being compared to a 15 year old kid!

f*ck you Matt Damon!
dplainview19 writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 8:52:20 PM

what was he trippin on???
SpookyCupcakes writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 8:58:44 PM

"I got forwarded the story, which if you read it, it just gets sillier and sillier. And by the end... The guy who is said to be my agent is quoting the lyrics from the "Fresh Prince of Bell Air." And yet, the CNN called, the Boston Globe called."

This is the best thing I've heard all day.
OneTime writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 9:03:21 PM

ben affleck did it
Ranger writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 9:12:14 PM

lol.
vwkombi writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 10:05:41 PM

I'm sorry Damon, but i believe CNN is a little bit more credible as to your current living status. I'm pretty sure your dead, and i have newspaper articles to prove it.
FBO writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 10:07:24 PM

That's because the Boston Globe and CNN suckass
Detrimental writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 11:09:13 PM

It's all a plot for the next Bourne movie. This is how they're getting to you.
Ranger writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 11:45:17 PM

But Lohan is still kickin' eh?

DAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL!!!!
lost_addict writes:
on September 11th, 2009 at 11:59:35 PM

when was he alive?his acting is lifeless.
Ronsauce writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 12:17:43 AM

Nope. You just don't like him. His acting is fine.
Hollywood1086 writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 12:48:08 AM

when did this story hit? i never heard anyone say that he died lol
The Skippy Spartan writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 1:09:16 AM

It was f*cking Jimmy Kimmel and Guilmero!!

It's all because Matt Damon is f*cking Sarah Silverman!
Ranger writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 1:56:28 AM

icky-poo. Don't joke like that.
Ranger writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 5:41:23 AM

And despite his comments... does Matt know FOR SURE he's not dead?!

Are any of us really sure?

About Matt?

About ourselves?

Think about it... won't you?
synthetic1985 writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 6:08:02 AM

well if we were dead we wouldn't be here right?
synthetic1985 writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 6:12:47 AM

what i really wanna know is a question i'm sure we've all heard....'who are these people??!!!'
dandythelion writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 10:13:31 AM

celebrities say so much bullsh*t all the time. how are we to know if he is telling the truth?
Rarehunter writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 11:02:07 AM

Well this f*cked up my day
triggax writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 11:07:40 AM

Id f*ck sarah silverman... Id f*ck pretty much any white woman though as long as shes not a fat pig...

Silverman looks like the kind of bitch you could punch in the face while you were sticking it to her... little f*ckin' slut...
Lordchristo writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 2:16:25 PM

It's just like Matt Damon to use the Michael Jackson angle.
Ranger writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 3:12:11 PM

@trig - me thinks you have enough material in your last post for a few tattoos my friend (bumper stickers and/or t-shirts at least)!
Ranger writes:
on September 12th, 2009 at 3:25:29 PM

@synth - 'well if we were dead we wouldn't be here right?'

That depends on one's interpretation of 'death.' As there are theories there IS no death, death itself could be life.

But... that's another whole conversation to be had with some beer, meth and whores.
CitizenKang writes:
on September 13th, 2009 at 5:27:05 AM

"Id f*ck pretty much any white woman though as long as shes not a fat pig..."

And you're a black guy that hates racist remarks, huh?
triggax writes:
on September 13th, 2009 at 7:11:08 PM

Nope, I don't... I don't honestly know what your f*cking problem is. I hate racist remarks when they come from Spooky... I also hate your pathetic need to tell me how it is... Grow a d*ck and f*ck yourself... I don't know you... you randomly show up and start trying to f*ck with me for no good reason other than I didn't like spookys comment in a thread that was completely irrelevant to you and your stupid f*cking opinion that doesn't matter what-so-ever...

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