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Shan writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 5:50:54 AM
Guess he should have kept an eye out for his wife.
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:12:05 AM
Crazy Bitch (his wife too!).
On May 20, 2000, a gunman hiding in his Westlake Village apartment shot him four times in the face and upper body. He survived but lost an eye.
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James.Speed writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:12:28 AM
lol, nice call Shan!
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RickyGabrielBird writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:15:57 AM
He got attacked by a 'lethal weapon' when he was 'home alone'. Has anyone asked 'cousin vinny'?
Sorry i couldn't help myself.
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:25:53 AM
@Shan - he did. Just the wrong eye.
@Ricky - ok Bro. We'll give you that one. I've posted groaners on here myself... lol.
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RickyGabrielBird writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:33:29 AM
Ta Ranger. I promise no more cheesy posts :D
Who is this guy who can survive being shot in the face. I say put him against Ironman, I think we have a new villian.
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:39:48 AM
Hey!
If YOU stop posting cheesy stuff, I gotta stop posting cheesy stuff! And that just ain't gonna happen my friend!
So let 'er rip (like the one that caused my shorts some serious damage about an hour ago - pretty gross!
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minkowski writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:45:30 AM
Fuck the jokes. I want to know how the hell he survived four gunshots to the face and upper torso. Did they hit him with a pea shooter?
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 6:51:30 AM
"how the hell he survived four gunshots to the face" - that pussy shit is just another Friday night for me Bro.
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minkowski writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:11:07 AM
That does explain a lot, Ranger.
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:15:14 AM
Well... it certainly explains the eye patches by the case in my front hall closet.
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Hitodama writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:18:34 AM
I was looking at that picture thinking "man he looks weird" and then I read further 'shot four times' LOL. A bit slow today methinks. I need to eat something.
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minkowski writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:24:01 AM
"I was looking at that picture thinking "man he looks weird" and then I read further 'shot four times' LOL."
That image is before he was shot. He looks fine now but he does whistle when the wind blows.
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Hitodama writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:31:17 AM
@ Mink. I srsly lol'd hard. Thanks man.
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minkowski writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:45:54 AM
Ur welcome!
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VDODSON writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:57:14 AM
That guy is invincible. What are you going to do against a guy that was shot four times in the face, and only lost an eye.
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minkowski writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:59:11 AM
"What are you going to do against a guy that was shot four times in the face, and only lost an eye."
Ask him to strain the pasta?
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scarface85 writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 9:14:04 AM
holy shit they should be making a movie of this guy
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lawman writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 9:30:42 AM
How much was that hitman paid? He wasnt given enough to buy a NEW Co2 canister for his gun?
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NatG83 writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 10:14:31 AM
Meet the real Terminator. I envision him going into the bathroom with a scalpel and removing the eye.
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RepoMan20 writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 10:27:06 AM
but if he was shot 4 times in the face and upper torso, why didn't the gunman stick around and check for life? Did this stuntman then go on to fight off his attacker? Or did the guy just pop out of a closet shoot him and run?
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TheHerpesOnRangersDick writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 10:37:37 AM
I wonder if they ever thought about making Whiplash a racist plantation owner...
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Pepeman writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 10:44:38 AM
the left eye (from our perspective) is clearly a glass-eye. Look how it sit a bit lower and doesn't really look in the same place as the other. Also it's bigger than the other.
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WeThePeople writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 11:47:15 AM
Fuck the spoilers, I want to know more about the guy with the painted on handle bar mustache!
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acslaterson writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 12:04:52 PM
He must have gotten shot with a .22 and was extremely lucky.
Also, how does one become a whip expert? Was he a lion tamer?
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borat writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 12:58:16 PM
this guy must go to 50 cent's school for getting shot
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Ranger writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 1:35:45 PM
Strain the pasta.... lol. Nice Mink!
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Scrooge McDuck writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 2:29:04 PM
You've got one eye...Chubs! You took his hand!
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FBO writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:17:20 PM
I am throwing in Happy Gilmore now
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vwkombi writes:
on August 27th, 2009 at 7:47:41 PM
I agree, make this guy a villian. Then give him his own series of action films. Four times to the face and upper torso, fuckin' hell.
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Ranger writes:
on August 28th, 2009 at 12:04:16 AM
Hey... don't give this pussy too much credit. It's only 1 shot to the head and 3 to the body.
Big deal!
lol.
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vwkombi writes:
on August 28th, 2009 at 12:26:07 AM
Ok then, cancel his action series. Probley should cancel that target practice i had planned as well....
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lost_addict writes:
on August 28th, 2009 at 3:26:29 AM
this guy looks like he just got out of prison
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Ranger writes:
on August 28th, 2009 at 5:18:41 AM
Where he was shot a lot more than 4 times... in the anus!
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Krisoo writes:
on August 29th, 2009 at 6:11:28 AM
I hope nobody give any job for this gunman again!
He do a pretty shit job !!!
:)
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